Shoot Yourself?

[CrazyCarl]

If you were going to commit suicide with a gun, where would you point it?

[Limp]

At my IBTP!

[WET HOT MESS]

Temple. Gets the job done. Can't risk coming back impaired.

[Hoser]

Such a wonderful holiday poll.

Tis the season I guess.


Anyways guns are for pussies. Do something cool like jumping off a cliff or flipping your car going 200 or something cool like that.

[ADD]

Open up and say "ahhhhhhhhhhh"

[Mustard]

Suicide is a cry for attention.

[The GWD]

Directly into the eyeball.

I've heard it's the best way to absolutely ensure the quickest death.

[redsox39]

If you have a car that does 200 MPH, why kill yourself?

[CrazyCarl]

200 km/h is only like 120

[Nature's Folly]

If i really wanted to kill myself, i'd just run. My heart would explode in no time.

[Mustard]

If you were going to commit suicide with a gun, where would you point it?
Is going on a serial killer rampage beforehand legit?

[redsox39]

For Sure. Just wait until the next DNC and we can be cool, and I'll say something nice at your funeral.

[WET HOT MESS]

I hope Carlos isn't planning on killing himself for Xmas. Because we <3 you and your death would make people le sad.

[Pox]

I give love a bad name

[Alcestis]

Those of you that picked 'temple'...suggestion: doesn't work the way the movies make it seem. The surviving results are ugly. Just saying.


Oh, Merry Christmas Carl! <3

[BIG PIZZLE]

2 shots to the temple, like a real man.

[Claibo]

pills pills pills... if none on hand I would go shotgun in the mouth... that should work... Cobain style

[BIG PIZZLE]

Pills, that's how women and homos cry for attention.

[Genius]

Shooting yourself in the asshole would be fun.

[Bizz]

Working in ICU I seen a guy shoot himself in the mouth upward and live. He was missing a lot of his face, I could see right down his nasal cavity and he has a detached eye. It was nothing but fucking carnage so I'd for sure shoot myself in the temple. Twice. Also an appropriate poll, suicide rates jump at Christmas time.

[CrazyCarl]

it's my way of giving guidance to those who might need it

[EVILution!]

I prefer seppuka.

[FlipHKD]

Id tie a razor wire noose around my neck, superglue my hands to my head and kick the chair from under me.
If it works just right when they find me it'll look like I ripped my head right off.

[Jericho]

Gun pointed straight down the top of my head should do some serious damage

[Pox]

I'd choke myself to death with my bare hands.

[Archetype]

In my neighbour's basement.

[mongo]

i've stated this before on this board, multiple time. i will kill myself. i can't think of a better way to die. however, i think i'd rather jump from a bridge or some such. if i had to shoot myself, in the mouth w/ a shotgun.

[medlar]

Chances are you would survive a jump from a bridge. Just shoot urself.

I would play that russian roulette game over and over again clickclickcklick spinning that cylinder.. And then Blam...right thruough the temple.. brains imprinted on the wallpaper. People bewildered and grieving for years after.

[Swurgen]

I'm a fucking pussy...I'm running a tube from my muffler back into my car and taking a nap.

Didn't the Family Feud guy try to kill himself by hammering himself in the head with a large rock?

[Pox]

You're probably just thinking of an episode of Life with Louie

[Mustard]

i've stated this before on this board, multiple time. i will kill myself. i can't think of a better way to die. however, i think i'd rather jump from a bridge or some such. if i had to shoot myself, in the mouth w/ a shotgun.
Anyway I can get a front row seat to that? I've always wanted to see somebody off themself on their own accord.

Yeah yeah, i'm a sicko.

[NOTKyle]

Don't say things like that with Goat around Sink. You're just asking for trouble.