mongo
12-24-2008, 03:33 AM
i am a tad drunk so i decided to do something for gmf. here is my shit.
twas the night before christmas and all through gmf,
james banon was posting thinking he was hugh hef.
the stockings were hung on the frontpage with care,
in hopes that patsfan might show up there.
syn was nestled all snug in his bed,
with gary busey under the covers giving him head.
when joey burst in he claimed “oh snap”,
and then just like that goat started to fap.
when out on the lawn there arouse such a clatter,
we knew it was tater stealing our ladder.
so off to the window arch flew like a flash,
leaving behind his old lady who made the bed sheet look like a sash.
the moon glistened off muji’s fat old bald head,
low and behold, fapping to halo, there was red.
when what to cc’s brown eye should appear,
axel’s man piece with nothing to fear.
with a little old poster so lively and quick,
oggie showed up and reunited the old morning clique.
more rapid than eagles ol’ mattm911 came,
and they whistled and shouted and called them by name.
now limpnoodle, now fuld, now mixie, now raf,
fuck sink, fuck christo, fuck wii, and fuck zaph.
to the top of the thread to the top of the board,
all those big-macs must be part of face’s hoard.
as dried up cunts like mirt stop by,
up above in the heavans do bones and jemeske fly.
so over on youtube up the videos flew,
marcus and jim beam had little to do.
then we heard noise up on the roof,
hey look, it’s doug, that fucking poof.
as fatt was closing the window and turning around,
caronte entered his ass without a sound.
summer dressed in fur from her head to her foot,
nita didn’t care she just kept shooting the whoop.
a bundle of stats stax had on his back.
eg kept bragging ‘bout posting his sack.
sig’s bong how it twinkled, his face looked so merry,
tara’s cheeks were all rosey, slickster popped her cherry.
aj’s purtty mouth, drawn up like a bow,
bizz had on his chin, some of aj’s snow.
the stump of a blunt poppy held in his teeth,
while the smoke snuck out through feith’s yellow teeth.
gwd’s big broad face and his little white belly,
that’s nothing compared to folly’s tub ‘o jelly.
vasilli made lulzy comments about all the elves,
i laughed when I saw claydon’s wife pleasuring herself.
there sat the artist drawing nuke’s head,
while the rest of us all wished that crack was dead.
420monk spoke not a word he just posted prOn,
same with randystote, they love to turn us on.
kyle laid down next to some slut,
jt kindly went and fucked her in the butt.
spanky caught a glimpse of me and let out a whistle,
billy got jealous that mike would get this gristle.
then I exclaimed as I shut down my shit,
fuck you gmf I need to split.
sorry for all those not included. i'm drunk and i don't give a fuck.
twas the night before christmas and all through gmf,
james banon was posting thinking he was hugh hef.
the stockings were hung on the frontpage with care,
in hopes that patsfan might show up there.
syn was nestled all snug in his bed,
with gary busey under the covers giving him head.
when joey burst in he claimed “oh snap”,
and then just like that goat started to fap.
when out on the lawn there arouse such a clatter,
we knew it was tater stealing our ladder.
so off to the window arch flew like a flash,
leaving behind his old lady who made the bed sheet look like a sash.
the moon glistened off muji’s fat old bald head,
low and behold, fapping to halo, there was red.
when what to cc’s brown eye should appear,
axel’s man piece with nothing to fear.
with a little old poster so lively and quick,
oggie showed up and reunited the old morning clique.
more rapid than eagles ol’ mattm911 came,
and they whistled and shouted and called them by name.
now limpnoodle, now fuld, now mixie, now raf,
fuck sink, fuck christo, fuck wii, and fuck zaph.
to the top of the thread to the top of the board,
all those big-macs must be part of face’s hoard.
as dried up cunts like mirt stop by,
up above in the heavans do bones and jemeske fly.
so over on youtube up the videos flew,
marcus and jim beam had little to do.
then we heard noise up on the roof,
hey look, it’s doug, that fucking poof.
as fatt was closing the window and turning around,
caronte entered his ass without a sound.
summer dressed in fur from her head to her foot,
nita didn’t care she just kept shooting the whoop.
a bundle of stats stax had on his back.
eg kept bragging ‘bout posting his sack.
sig’s bong how it twinkled, his face looked so merry,
tara’s cheeks were all rosey, slickster popped her cherry.
aj’s purtty mouth, drawn up like a bow,
bizz had on his chin, some of aj’s snow.
the stump of a blunt poppy held in his teeth,
while the smoke snuck out through feith’s yellow teeth.
gwd’s big broad face and his little white belly,
that’s nothing compared to folly’s tub ‘o jelly.
vasilli made lulzy comments about all the elves,
i laughed when I saw claydon’s wife pleasuring herself.
there sat the artist drawing nuke’s head,
while the rest of us all wished that crack was dead.
420monk spoke not a word he just posted prOn,
same with randystote, they love to turn us on.
kyle laid down next to some slut,
jt kindly went and fucked her in the butt.
spanky caught a glimpse of me and let out a whistle,
billy got jealous that mike would get this gristle.
then I exclaimed as I shut down my shit,
fuck you gmf I need to split.
sorry for all those not included. i'm drunk and i don't give a fuck.