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mongo
12-24-2008, 03:33 AM
i am a tad drunk so i decided to do something for gmf. here is my shit.

twas the night before christmas and all through gmf,
james banon was posting thinking he was hugh hef.
the stockings were hung on the frontpage with care,
in hopes that patsfan might show up there.

syn was nestled all snug in his bed,
with gary busey under the covers giving him head.
when joey burst in he claimed “oh snap”,
and then just like that goat started to fap.

when out on the lawn there arouse such a clatter,
we knew it was tater stealing our ladder.
so off to the window arch flew like a flash,
leaving behind his old lady who made the bed sheet look like a sash.

the moon glistened off muji’s fat old bald head,
low and behold, fapping to halo, there was red.
when what to cc’s brown eye should appear,
axel’s man piece with nothing to fear.

with a little old poster so lively and quick,
oggie showed up and reunited the old morning clique.
more rapid than eagles ol’ mattm911 came,
and they whistled and shouted and called them by name.

now limpnoodle, now fuld, now mixie, now raf,
fuck sink, fuck christo, fuck wii, and fuck zaph.
to the top of the thread to the top of the board,
all those big-macs must be part of face’s hoard.

as dried up cunts like mirt stop by,
up above in the heavans do bones and jemeske fly.
so over on youtube up the videos flew,
marcus and jim beam had little to do.

then we heard noise up on the roof,
hey look, it’s doug, that fucking poof.
as fatt was closing the window and turning around,
caronte entered his ass without a sound.

summer dressed in fur from her head to her foot,
nita didn’t care she just kept shooting the whoop.
a bundle of stats stax had on his back.
eg kept bragging ‘bout posting his sack.

sig’s bong how it twinkled, his face looked so merry,
tara’s cheeks were all rosey, slickster popped her cherry.
aj’s purtty mouth, drawn up like a bow,
bizz had on his chin, some of aj’s snow.

the stump of a blunt poppy held in his teeth,
while the smoke snuck out through feith’s yellow teeth.
gwd’s big broad face and his little white belly,
that’s nothing compared to folly’s tub ‘o jelly.

vasilli made lulzy comments about all the elves,
i laughed when I saw claydon’s wife pleasuring herself.
there sat the artist drawing nuke’s head,
while the rest of us all wished that crack was dead.

420monk spoke not a word he just posted prOn,
same with randystote, they love to turn us on.
kyle laid down next to some slut,
jt kindly went and fucked her in the butt.

spanky caught a glimpse of me and let out a whistle,
billy got jealous that mike would get this gristle.
then I exclaimed as I shut down my shit,
fuck you gmf I need to split.
sorry for all those not included. i'm drunk and i don't give a fuck.

Mustard
12-24-2008, 03:38 AM
Excellent work Mr. Tim.

I'm pretty sure Limp doesn't want to sex me though I don't blame him if he did.

Nature's Folly
12-24-2008, 03:40 AM
I hate you, but this was pretty good.

The GWD
12-24-2008, 03:48 AM
Sweet, bro.

Oggie
12-24-2008, 03:52 AM
Simply awesome.

Mustard
12-24-2008, 03:56 AM
HoF

UNC
12-24-2008, 04:09 AM
drink moar

Mustard
12-24-2008, 04:12 AM
Always sound advice.

Bizz
12-24-2008, 05:25 AM
HoF

UNC
12-24-2008, 05:26 AM
Hamburger w/Onions & Frenchfries?

Bizz
12-24-2008, 05:48 AM
Hamburger w/Onions & Frenchfries?

Hillbilly Offers Food?

That's how you end up unconscious in a Marcus GMF sex tape.

hatepoppy
12-24-2008, 06:02 AM
Handjobs on Friday!

srsly tho, good times. *tongue kiss*

mxlplkt
12-24-2008, 06:13 AM
The morning crew just meets at Denny's every other Thursday now.

WET HOT MESS
12-24-2008, 06:26 AM
Lovely.

hatepoppy
12-24-2008, 06:42 AM
mongo's poeme or meeting at denny's?

NOTKyle
12-24-2008, 08:31 AM
I thought this was the lamest thing in the history of GMF until I saw that I get to DP with JT.

I'd be honored to share a hole with him.

ElemenoP
12-24-2008, 08:52 AM
So good!

The Batman
12-24-2008, 08:54 AM
I hate you MORE, but this was pretty good.

TylerDurden
12-24-2008, 09:58 AM
fantastical

Claibo
12-24-2008, 10:00 AM
he has probably been working on that for months... such a dedicated GMF'r

creative...

Stax
12-24-2008, 10:16 AM
Hamburger w/Onions & Frenchfries?

I LOVE that shit.

hatepoppy
12-24-2008, 10:18 AM
fuck onions.

Bizz
12-24-2008, 10:22 AM
Put some cheeeze on dat bitch and you got a deal!

medlar
12-24-2008, 12:30 PM
That is actually quite scathingly clever.

For mongo.

Le Goat
12-24-2008, 12:32 PM
needs more goat

Bill Paxton
12-24-2008, 12:47 PM
I wasn't mentioned, so...

FAIL!

Kerjack
12-24-2008, 01:12 PM
If I had read it I might be impressed.

Claydon
12-24-2008, 01:46 PM
that was actually pretty fucking good.

ShitBreak
12-24-2008, 02:02 PM
I can never tell if I should be happy I get mentioned, or if it's you retards calling EG by his real name.

So I'll pretend it's me. Awesome.

Syndicate
12-24-2008, 02:06 PM
Shit like this is why Christmas is a bad idea.

Le Goat
12-24-2008, 02:29 PM
Shit like this is why Christmas is a bad idea.

NEG!

UNC
12-24-2008, 02:41 PM
I can never tell if I should be happy I get mentioned, or if it's you retards calling EG by his real name.

So I'll pretend it's me. Awesome.

You are like the 8th most popular Mike here...and that's because the 9th one hasn't joined yet

Le Goat
12-24-2008, 02:42 PM
Apathy > Mikey

Jericho
12-24-2008, 02:46 PM
I wasn't mentioned, so...

FAIL!

mongo
12-24-2008, 06:42 PM
I can never tell if I should be happy I get mentioned, or if it's you retards calling EG by his real name.

So I'll pretend it's me. Awesome.

Spanky = mike.

I wouldn't include you if my life depended on it.

Jericho
12-24-2008, 06:43 PM
Well, why'd you leave me out, puckerbutt

Bizz
12-24-2008, 06:44 PM
Spanky = mike.

I wouldn't include you if my life depended on it.

Plus nothing rhymes with douchebag.

mongo
12-24-2008, 06:51 PM
Well, why'd you leave me out, puckerbutt

You Xmas gift is in my pants.

Jericho
12-24-2008, 06:58 PM
Fucking great..

mongo
12-24-2008, 07:01 PM
Fucking great..

Well, I was gonna give you the keys to my audi, but if don't want them...

Spanky
12-24-2008, 07:50 PM
pretty...pretty...pretty....pretty good

Poop Sailboat
12-25-2008, 01:47 PM
I wasn't mentioned, so...

FAIL!

Satan
12-25-2008, 01:54 PM
I was expecting a picture of Mongo's dick. But this brand of fail works too.

Poop Sailboat
12-25-2008, 01:56 PM
i wouldn't put it past him to post a picture of one of his flare-ups.