View Full Version : Christmas Eve Drinking : What are you doing tonight?
I'm gonna try and kill myself.
For the ladies
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NOTKyle
12-24-2008, 03:12 PM
WHERE ARE YOUR CHILDREN
At thier moms...I get them in the morning
The GWD
12-24-2008, 03:14 PM
Assuming you live through the night.
NOTKyle
12-24-2008, 03:27 PM
At thier moms...I get them in the morning
Ah. I'm going out to my dads tonight, but I think its actually in my parents divorce agreement that my sister and I spend christmas morning with my mom.
What'd you get the little ones?
mongo
12-24-2008, 03:32 PM
me and my roommate are gonna get shitty all by our own selves. probably go to the bars, probably pick up some sluts, probably spread some vd.
the creeps
12-24-2008, 03:43 PM
i guess we are going to have a dinner of some type with the family. but we will see.
xfancy
12-24-2008, 04:05 PM
wait, i'm not really i've got all of you!
actually on second thought i'd like to change my answer to the suicide one.
ShitBreak
12-24-2008, 04:10 PM
wait, i'm not really i've got all of you!
actually on second thought i'd like to change my answer to the suicide one.
You, Kopek, and UNC all better do it, or else you are fucking pussies. Man UP.
Where is the "going to my neighbors for free food" option?
me and my roommate are gonna get shitty all by our own selves. probably go to the bars, probably pick up some sluts, probably spread some vd.
You're THAT GUY, spreading the Herp. You give a girl herp then it gets passed on to some dude. You're fucking with all the men. Stop being a dick and just masturbate or hit up VD dating sites. So the rest of us Non VD guys can have Non VD Sex with Non VD Women.
Nature's Folly
12-24-2008, 04:16 PM
Ya know what i'm doing tonight? Weeping. Followed by drinking drugs and maybe even death.
Smuckers
12-24-2008, 04:19 PM
Im w/ my family...not much different though..:p
BS, you're gonna shove a big candy cane up your ass.
Do some of you really get all depressed if alone on the Holiday? We're not kids anymore. Not like we wake up at 5am to see some Transformer put together under the tree.
It's a handful of days out of the year. It passes in 24 hours.
Ah. I'm going out to my dads tonight, but I think its actually in my parents divorce agreement that my sister and I spend christmas morning with my mom.
What'd you get the little ones?
toys, money and shit like that
Smuckers
12-24-2008, 04:27 PM
Do some of you really get all depressed if alone on the Holiday? We're not kids anymore. Not like we wake up at 5am to see some Transformer put together under the tree.
It's a handful of days out of the year. It passes in 24 hours.
its very anticlimctic for me.
xfancy
12-24-2008, 04:27 PM
holidays aren't a big deal in my family...
but by alone i meant, i'm alone in my room while my family is in the house doing whatever
Smuckers
12-24-2008, 04:27 PM
BS, you're gonna shove a big candy cane up your ass.
haha.
Drinking with the family out at a nice steak/fish dinner. Then back to our house to drink for a long ass time.
mongo
12-24-2008, 04:31 PM
my family and a bunch of family friends are going to ruth's chris steakhouse tonight. i passed it up for pussy.
I had a drink...but I'm eating now. Will start back soon.
mongo
12-24-2008, 04:32 PM
i bought a full 1.5 litre of svedka. tonight gonna get shitty!
I don't know what we don't have in the bar tonight at home. I think my dad and I dropped a combined $600 re-stocking it on Monday.
my flight doesn't leave until 7:30 and i'm contemplating drinking heavily at the bar, just because i'm bored
Nature's Folly
12-24-2008, 05:00 PM
Do some of you really get all depressed if alone on the Holiday? We're not kids anymore. Not like we wake up at 5am to see some Transformer put together under the tree.
It's a handful of days out of the year. It passes in 24 hours.
Yeah of course its only a few days, it just sucks when family members are passed away and wont be round this year for the first time ever in your life. I can deal, but shit is a little sad.
Claydon
12-24-2008, 05:00 PM
going out with the missus, my parents, sister and uncle. Dad, uncle and I will probably get shit faced on rob roys.
its very anticlimctic for me.
English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?
I don't know what we don't have in the bar tonight at home. I think my dad and I dropped a combined $600 re-stocking it on Monday.
That's alot of Monarch's Vodka/Rum/Whiskey/Gin.
Yeah of course its only a few days, it just sucks when family members are passed away and wont be round this year for the first time ever in your life. I can deal, but shit is a little sad.
What you need to do is stuff a stocking. Go find some poor kids and take them out to eat. It'll make you feel better.
zaphrodesiac
12-24-2008, 07:28 PM
I just got home from work where I drank half a fifth. Now I'm home to complete the other half. I'll probably stumble out to find a bar open in a few hours, and could possibly wind up dead on the way from falling down drunk and passing out in freezing cold. Whiskey
hatepoppy
12-24-2008, 07:47 PM
how is there no 'with family at home w drugs'?
oculus
12-24-2008, 07:48 PM
at home playing drinking games with the family tonight being classy (when we where younger mom had us Xmas eve and dad Xmas, and that is still how we celebrate ) being classy
the creeps
12-24-2008, 07:51 PM
i guess for the first time in my life we are going to do christmas on christmas.i really don't give a shit. it is just another day. but i hate when people fuck with tradition.
Okie Medicvet
12-24-2008, 09:01 PM
This has been the suckiest Christmas in memory for me. I tried to get into the holiday spirit, really I did. I got a nicely lit tree with presents under it..then my kids ganged up on me and said it would be better to have it at mom's house since she would be all alone otherwise. I said mom can come over here for a chance..hell, she doesn't even have a tree up, just this weird art nevou (sp?) brass looking christmas thing about two feet high that she hung some ornaments and put a few cards on.
I just thought it would be more festive to come and hand out the presents here, then go to mom's house for the Christmas meal of a honeybaked hame and some veggies and veggie dip and a turkey breast cooking. As well as me making my famous cherry cheesecake.
That was before my kids laid into me about what I needed to do and what I shouldn't do and what not, and I got all pissed off. Don't ever piss off a woman with no cigarettes. My daughter tried to tell me that even the total was closed, and I said hell with it, just come get the presenst tomorrow morning and open them at mom's house, but that I wouldn't be thre. Right after Niki left, I called total and they were open, but she said she was already out of town on her way to her boyfirend's house.
So Ronny and his friends were in his room, and as soon as nicki left, they left too. I asked if any of them had a spare cig, and they said no. I have tried calling them but they aren't answered the cell phone..you know, the ones that I PAY FOR.
So BAH HUMBUG, I say! I will show up at mom's briefly tomorrow to make the cheesecake and then I am gone. I can't believe my kids could have been so unthinkingly cruel in some of their comments..I guess they thought they were being funny?
All I know is my daugther better start godamn appreciating the car she has, because I would be fully in my legal right to drive the fucker myself.
The insurance didn't give me any definite info, but they said that it looked like they were only going to be giving mey 10000 bucks for the jeep, leaving me over 4,000 to pay off on it! I also contacted the makers of the jeep and let them know that the airbags didn't deploy, and it was a miracle no one was seriously hurt, but that I thought the fair thing for them to to would be to eather erase the four grand difference, and/or to help me get approval for another vehicle. I was polite when i called, but if I don't hear from them by Monday I will be calling attorneys to see which one would take on my case.
I just can get ovr how my son can act his same asshole self when he at the very worst could have been killed, and since it was the very best that could happen, my car is totalled. That was the nicest car I had ever owned.
So now my kids want to give me a list of what I can and can't say, and what 'foul' words I couldn't use, until I finally told them fuck it, go have the party at mom's, I don't want anyone telling me what the fuck I can and can't say in my own house.
So I will be spending this christimas alone, and can't even volunteer for the food kitchen, becuase the nearest one is over an hour drive away.
meh.
zaphrodesiac
12-24-2008, 09:03 PM
I'm sure you totally didn't copy paste that
Fuck it's just another day. Wednesday to be exact. Nothing special about Wednesday last time I checked. I chose to duck from all the family/friend prechristmas bullshit and hide until it's over. I'm not depressed, just completely impartial.
Okie Medicvet
12-24-2008, 09:22 PM
I'm sure you totally didn't copy paste that
not one bit of it. I just spew like that when I'm pissed off. And then I just now got a call they want to make sure I will at least be there long enough tomorrow to make the cheesecake. If I was a worse person, would spit in the mix.
Satan
12-24-2008, 09:26 PM
I have to catch a flight tomorrow, in the meantime I have the house all to myself. So I bought me a 1.75L of vodka and some mixer.
Time to get shitty.
Angry Ass Messican Dude
12-24-2008, 09:38 PM
The gf's family are total tards. :(
Satan
12-24-2008, 09:39 PM
The gf's family are total tards. :(Show them pics of your cock.
Oggie
12-24-2008, 09:44 PM
Just arrived in Chicago (where my parents live).
Enjoying the view from their condo and drinking an early present - Single Barrel Jack.
Life is good.
Merry Christmas!
Spanky
12-24-2008, 10:06 PM
i wish i had whiskey. i dont feel like drinking beer. are bars usually open xmas eve?
Satan
12-24-2008, 10:07 PM
I spent 22 dollars on all I need to get fucked up. In a bar that would barely get me buzzed. Fuck bars.
Spanky
12-24-2008, 10:11 PM
no liquor stores are open and i want whiskey. sort of low on options.
WET HOT MESS
12-24-2008, 10:12 PM
meatspin.com has a newsong.
Angry Ass Messican Dude
12-24-2008, 11:26 PM
Merry Christmas Buttlickers!
Titus_Pullo
12-24-2008, 11:30 PM
Merry Christmas you old Building & Loan.
Angry Ass Messican Dude
12-24-2008, 11:31 PM
Thanks!
mongo
12-25-2008, 01:03 AM
accomplishments of the night:
-ditched family
-got drunk
-got laid
-drank more
-took a shit
all in all, an amazing christmas eve.
Titus_Pullo
12-25-2008, 01:05 AM
You gave her a gift for a lifetime.
mongo
12-25-2008, 01:06 AM
nah, she's on the pill.
STDSkillz
12-25-2008, 01:08 AM
Not a child, silly!!!
STDSkillz
12-25-2008, 01:08 AM
Delicious, delicious herpes!
Claydon
12-25-2008, 01:08 AM
excuse me...pardon me!!!
so we drank, scotch, scotch , and ore scotch!
accomplishments of the night:
-ditched family
-got drunk
-got laid
-drank more
-took a shit
all in all, an amazing christmas eve.
More like.
Got drunk.
Got laid.
Drank more.
Took a shit.
THEN ditched family.
If you know what I'm saying.
STDSkillz
12-25-2008, 01:23 AM
You fucked your sister?
Claydon
12-25-2008, 01:26 AM
pics?
mongo
12-25-2008, 01:27 AM
i considered posting a pic of my hot sis and my hot cousin and letting you fags decide who you'd fuck first. but then i sobered up.
i considered posting a pic of my hot sis and my hot cousin and letting you fags decide who you'd fuck first. but then i sobered up.
Do it pussy. I'd fuck your sister, just so I could be your brother.
mongo
12-25-2008, 01:33 AM
the fattest person in my family is my mom, and she weighs 150, so fuck off bizz, you'd never fit in.
I could totally double your sisters weight.
By sticking my dick in her.
Jericho
12-25-2008, 01:37 AM
I'd use your sister for a condom
WET HOT MESS
12-25-2008, 01:41 AM
I hope the sister doesn't have that ridiculous gap of infinite space between her eyes.
mongo
12-25-2008, 01:42 AM
i'm 50% hawaiian indian, so is she, difference being, she looks it.
WET HOT MESS
12-25-2008, 01:43 AM
I keep thinking Mongo's dad is Samoan.
mongo
12-25-2008, 01:44 AM
mommy is norwegian, daddy is hawaiian indian.
TylerDurden
12-25-2008, 09:33 AM
So I will be spending this christimas alone, and can't even volunteer for the food kitchen, becuase the nearest one is over an hour drive away.
meh.
your kids sound old enough to fuck up without moral issue or a chance of death. i'm completely against beating a child out of anger, but beating a child because they're self-serving, condescending, and have a high sense of entitlement... jesus, woman, you're missing out on the best parts of being a parent.
it sounds to me like you're a single mom, which is a shame fucking blessing. you don't have to defer to anyone else in doling out the punishment, and you get to be judge, jury, and executioner. those kids should be quaking in their fucking boots and speaking with reverence in their voice when they talk about you to their friends.
get those kids back in the house, tell their friends that unless they wish to wind up in a chalk fucking outline it'd be in their best interests to fucking vacate with the quickness. start with the oldest as it'll knock some of the wind out of the sails of the younger. begin the festivities with a demoralizing bitch slap, but don't say anything until they do. don't let them finish the sentence without another bitch slap in the opposite direction. pause and wait for a defensive argument or retort, and repeat. continue in this fashion until the child caves and starts crying. tell him/her to sit the fuck down. repeat on the other child.
after they're both sitting with their pride and tails between their legs let them know that you're their goddamn parent and that you have no problem in taking them out just as you brought them in. let them snicker a little before letting them in on the secret: you've had a moderately long and full life, and aren't really looking forward to being a grandparent, thus life holds no more mysteries for you; you look forward to death. the cops wouldn't be quick enough, and no ambulance is equipped to deal with cuts and wounds as bad as the ones you're about to serve... and that's after the blunt force trauma inflicted to their heads. throughout all of this you'll need to occasionally laugh subtly, and casually. they'll figure you're joking... or are you? continue your motherly speech, make reference to respecting one's elders (particularly parents, etc.) and not being a complete fuckup and failure in life (tell them they're on the path)... make them apologize. then go to whatever festivities they originally wanted to go to.
it's fucking christmas for fuck's sake. beat some sense into these fuck-weasels.