What did you get for Christmas?

[Bizz]

I got nothing.

[Bill Paxton]

I got a TomTom, money, a gift card, a 12 pack of assorted winter beers, a shirt, and a pack of asshole playing cards

[TylerDurden]

money, gift card to a movie theater (like there's anything worth fucking watching), gift card to panera bread, money, a new digi camera, money, the dark knight on blu-ray, money, a bag of cookies from muh baby's mama (which i'll be feeding to the neighbor's dog presently), money, and a fuckton of candy and other assorted goodness. and it's only 9.30. next up, the chick's family. followed shortly thereafter by the rest of my family. and food. thank god for a high fucking metabolism.

[oculus]

i got a shower kit, i think my family is trying to tell me something

[NOTKyle]

I got a TomTom, money, a gift card, a 12 pack of assorted winter beers, a shirt, and a pack of asshole playing cards

TomTom's are for women.

I got a 22" monitor, RAM, sick ass slippers, a sick ass backpack, cash dollars, a brita, unmentionables, and what I'm sure was the cheapest mouse my dad could possibly find.

[EVILution!]

I got laid by a hot chick.

[TylerDurden]

i got a shower kit, i think my family is trying to tell me something

that you should "accidentally" bleed yourself out while you're shaving your legs in the shower?

[TheImpossibleMan]

Money, books, clothing. I'm content.

[Datači]

I got some money and lots of love.

[Bizz]

I got some money and lots of love.

$ > ♥

[Smuckers]

I havent opened presents yet, and it's 10:30!! No one is waking up. :mad:

[WET HOT MESS]

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! I'm kinda babysitting. No dwinking til laaaateeee at night. :(

[Aegis]

Xbox 360, games for said system, Dewalt 18v Drill, Seinfield Season 9 and a couple games for my PS3.

That's what I got myself, the wife said I get head.

I'd trade it all for head.

[Titus_Pullo]

I got me a Nikon D60 SLR Camera...with no lens.

[Le Goat]

liar

[Spanky]

my sisters dog has bells palsy and when she woke up this morning, the dog's eye was bulging. i will commence with the gift unwrapping once this situation is resolved.

[JT]

Sounds like something out of the dark crystal.

[Spanky]

Sounds like something out of the dark crystal.
picture of the dog:

http://www.bookmice.net/darkchilde/dark/podling.jpg

[JT]

Just how I imagined!

[Datači]

awww

[White Rhino]

I got a check for 2500$. I like rich inlaws.

[JT]

Invest in my bar with it. I'll give you a seat with your name on it, and all the booze/food you can put in you for free whenever you come to Colombia.

[Smuckers]

So far I have gotten a pink electric shaver, a pink potato slicer and a blue neck roll from my mom. She went to a friend's brunch with my sister, so we have to wait to open the rest....

[ElemenoP]

BRITNEY SPEARS CONCERT TICKETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lots of Running gear. Sweaters. Money for a new phone and an iPod and extra for whatever else I need. Books. Lots of Chocolate. Baking stuff. A subscription to a couple of magazines. A booze. And my parents are thinking of buying my car from me... which leaves me with the option of getting a new one for my Birthday.

[Claydon]

wait, did you jsut admit to getting tickets to the biggest white trash singer/actress in the history of the world.


El.....my dearest, for a long time I have pined over you......but now I will have to reconsider this situation.


















ummmm yah, i still want you ;) hope you have fun

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

ammo

[dick_darlington]

scrubs season 7, money, and candy.

[Phil Theehor]

TomTom's are for women.


You are correct, sir. I got my wife a TomTom.

Wife got me a tarpon fishing trip on flats off Key West.

A few people got me whisky.

[riseabove!]

WoW Lich king, pants, money/gift cards, headphones, cologne

[ElemenoP]

I didn't get a single gift card this year and I'm grateful for that.

[STDSkillz]

I didn't get a single gift card this year and I'm grateful for that.

I got two of them and I'm incredibly grateful for it.

[mongo]

ammo

winrar!

a check for 10k. the end.

[Mustard]

I got cards full of money, $500 gift card for a new suit, 8 shirts, 5 pairs of pants (yeah, lots of fabric, i'm sure my family is the reason Cambodia still has an economy) Fallout 3 and GoW2 for my dead 360, and some cologne.

[NOTKyle]

BRITNEY SPEARS CONCERT TICKETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lots of Running gear. Sweaters. Money for a new phone and an iPod and extra for whatever else I need. Books. Lots of Chocolate. Baking stuff. A subscription to a couple of magazines. A booze. And my parents are thinking of buying my car from me... which leaves me with the option of getting a new one for my Birthday.

My question for someone with parents that spoil them:

Are Christmas gifts not as awesome for you, because you could get all that stuff on just a Wednesday in August if you asked them for it?

[JT]

I did not get anything. When I was asked I told people I didn't need anything, save your money.

[STDSkillz]

I got lots of candy, a thingy that will go in my truck's cassette tape player that'll play from my .mp3 player, a shit ton of dress clothes for my job this summer, and a 23'' Samsung monitor. w00t!

[Archangel]

The missus got me the 5-disc, big-ass metal pack, limited edition Blade Runner boxed set.


Yay.

[Poop Sailboat]

a punch in the stomach

[Penguin Rick]

I got a few movies like Ironman and The Dark Knight. Some really nice mocassins, a shirt with #11 on it (if anyone watches South Park they'll get the joke), some nice cold gear and jackets and sweaters to brace myself for the cold in Chicago. Also got some nice Shure headphones which are awesome.

I'm still waiting for my aunt to come over, and a digital camera is still on my wishlist.

[Stax]

Money, couple books/DVDs (and Left 4 Dead, should be fun), and a load of baseball stuff (5 autographed balls, ball case, and a couple Mariano auto'ed photos).

EDIT - Oh, and a Hasheem Thabeet jersey, hell yes.

[Claydon]

I got these from my dad

http://www.reedandbarton.com/site/product.aspx?id=041883894829&page=1&sid=39:36:53:91

[BIG PIZZLE]

Socks and Mario Cart for my DS.

[NOTKyle]

Socks and Mario Cart for my DS.

Get Phantom Hourglass, it's way too good.

[BIG PIZZLE]

I was never too into zelda.

[NOTKyle]

I was never too into zelda.

Well get into it.

And seriously.

Someone get me a desk so this monitor isn't just sitting on the floor.

[Face]

I got a nosebleed

[BIG PIZZLE]

It sucks that you get your period on christmas.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I got these from my dad

http://www.reedandbarton.com/site/product.aspx?id=041883894829&page=1&sid=39:36:53:91


gay

[Jericho]

gay
way

[Morfin]

I got a headache figuring out the reason why my son's Santa-delivered laptop could not connect to the internet is because my router is "too old" and not compatible with Vista. God I hate Microsoft.

[Face]

sucker

[NOTKyle]

I got a headache figuring out the reason why my son's Santa-delivered laptop could not connect to the internet is because my router is "too old" and not compatible with Vista. God I hate Microsoft.

If your son is younger than 17 you're a jackass for getting him a laptop.

[Face]

someone buy me this (http://www.starshipmodeler.biz/index.cfm?fuseaction=product.display&Product_ID=1226)

[NOTKyle]

Why is that so expensive?

[Stax]

Why is that so expensive?

Maybe it comes with a life-sized Katee Sackhoff

[Face]

Why is that so expensive?
its a limited production 'garage' kit, referred to as such because they're produced in really small numbers by some schmuck in his garage

[Jericho]

I'm going to do something even better. I'm not getting you that

[Face]

I'm going to do something even better. I'm not getting you that
awww come on, if everyone online right now donated just $5, I could totally get it!

[Smuckers]

- A professional camera (my big present)
- A table to pull up to my lap when I am on the coach (it's called a Table Mate)
- Lots of pink kitchen supplies (ice cream scooper, can opener, knifes, potato peeler)
- Head bands
- Blue gummee earphones
- MONEY :p
- Undies
- Lip balm

Pretty fun..didn't open presents until 3:00 PM though.

[WET HOT MESS]

What color were them undies?

[Jericho]

Pink?

[WET HOT MESS]

OMG I bought me some pink ones yesterday too!

[Stax]

OMG I bought me some pink ones yesterday too!

You wear underwear?

[Jericho]

Down, STAX!!

*smacks with newspaper*

[Stax]

Down, STAX!!

*smacks with newspaper*

Ow, watch where you swing that thing.

[Stax]

Ow, watch where you swing that thing.

That's what she said.

[DjAg]

My family got a puppy.

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b143/DjAg/MeAndEmma.jpg

[mongo]

thus you got sex for christmas?

[Penguin Rick]

Yorkies are undeniably cute.

[The GWD]

Money, a Mariner's hoodie, pajama pants, Jack Daniels, and a gift card to my local comic book store.

I still have a few people that owe me presents. Oh, and I also got a sense of dread and foreboding as my girlfriend accepted my proposal.

[DjAg]

thus you got sex for christmas?

Still working out ways to exploit her cuteness.

And she's technically a Yorkie-Poo, but yea.

[mongo]

Oh, and I also got a sense of dread and foreboding as my girlfriend accepted my proposal.

nothing says "i love you" quite like getting engaged and jumping back on gmf to tell everyone how you might regret it.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I got raped. :(

[The GWD]

nothing says "i love you" quite like getting engaged and jumping back on gmf to tell everyone how you might regret it.

And I'm currently ignoring her pleas to help her load shit in the car. I'm gonna be a terrible husband. ^5!

[Gary_Busey]

Set of Bluetooth headphones, new jacket, some shirts and money.

[shdaow]

I got some money, a really nice coat and a sports jacket. I'm very satisfied.

[Face]

its 430pm here, I've been at my parents house for the past 2 hours, and we still haven't exchanged gifts yet... this upsets me

also the smell of turkey wafting from the kitchen is liable to turn me into a rabid, raging beast if we don't eat soon

[Mustard]

Money, a Mariner's hoodie, pajama pants, Jack Daniels, and a gift card to my local comic book store.

I still have a few people that owe me presents. Oh, and I also got a sense of dread and foreboding as my girlfriend accepted my proposal.
Dude, you've easily had the shittiest Christmas of all of us so far...

Congratulations!

[JT]

I got raped. :(

That was from me. I was your secret Santa.

[nuclearjew]

I think my girlfriend and her family are trying to tell me something...

http://i43.tinypic.com/2w73iw3.jpg

[mxlplkt]

A carton of smokes & a black eye.

SMOKE UP JOHNNY!

[NOTKyle]

Hey cool flavored smirnoff gay boy mcgaypants!!!!!

[Gary_Busey]

Fuck you, I use flavored Smirnoff when I make screwdrivers.

[mxlplkt]

Actually some cash, case of Newcastle, limited edition Elvis PEZ dispensers, socks, clothes, a bad ass hammer & fucking razors that cost waaaayyyyy to damn much. Twenty pack is like 40+ bucks.

[mxlplkt]

Fuck you, I use flavored Smirnoff when I make screwdrivers.
More like Gay Busey

[NOTKyle]

Fuck you, I use flavored Smirnoff when I make screwdrivers.

More like Hairy Booty Lover.

[NOTKyle]

Man shit and Raspberry Vodka, coming right up!

[Mustard]

Raspberry vodka? Other than two dicks in a guy's ass, does it get much gayer than that?

[Gary_Busey]

Can I get one of those sweet, totally manly jackets you and your boyfriends wear?

[NOTKyle]

Can I get one of those sweet, totally manly jackets you and your boyfriends wear?

They look sweeter after a few cosmos!

[nuclearjew]

Raspberry vodka? Other than two dicks in a guy's ass, does it get much gayer than that?
How about the bottle of blueberry vodka in that 5-pack? What the fuck does one do with blueberry vodka?

[Gary_Busey]

They look sweeter after a few cosmos!
You drink cosmos while you wear them? Fags.

[Gary_Busey]

How about the bottle of blueberry vodka in that 5-pack? What the fuck does one do with blueberry vodka?
What size are those bottles?

[NOTKyle]

You drink cosmos while you wear them? Fags.

At least I make my cosmos out of Nikolai Vodka like a real man.

[Mustard]

How about the bottle of blueberry vodka in that 5-pack? What the fuck does one do with blueberry vodka?
Ask Smuckers, I'm sure he knows more than one thing to do with that.

[Gary_Busey]

At least I make my cosmos out of Nikolai Vodka like a real man.
If you were a real man, you'd use Aristocrat. That name oozes class.

[Mustard]

At least I make my cosmos out of Nikolai Vodka like a real man.
Don't lie. You're more of a Skyy man I bet.

[NOTKyle]

Don't lie. You're more of a Skyy man I bet.

I'm actually more of a Philadelphia whiskey man.

But seriously I'm more of a Diet Coke with Diet Coke man.

[Mustard]

I'm actually more of a Philadelphia whiskey man.

But seriously I'm more of a Diet Coke with Diet Coke man.
Is that like being a ginger kid without freckles kind of man?

[Gary_Busey]

I would drink it all. I have problems throwing/giving away liqour.

[NOTKyle]

I have a problem with your stupid face.

[Gary_Busey]

Why Seabiscuit, because it's proportional?

[mirt]

i got money from my parents... and gift certificates for massages from the boyfriend... good christmas by my standards

[Bizz]

I got nothing.

Scratch that, I got a hoodie.

[nuclearjew]

What size are those bottles?
50 ml. Enough to taste them, I guess. I liked the Patron 3-pack sampler I got last Xmas a bit more.

[Bizz]

50 ml. Enough to taste them, I guess. I liked the Patron 3-pack sampler I got last Xmas a bit more.

I got you something for Christmas.

mnzVq2t7bi4&autoplay=1

[nuclearjew]

Also, wtf?

http://i39.tinypic.com/288rwh0.jpg

[Mustard]

Is that mirror on drugs?

[nuclearjew]

It's the front window. The picture would probably be better taken from the outside.

[nuclearjew]

But baby it's cold outside.

[WET HOT MESS]

That's basically what it was like in DC. There was 57 Christmas trees from each state, that one massive one in the middle, and then a lit menorah in juxtaposition.

[Le Goat]

I wished for a good PS Contest.



Fucking disappointed again.

[Mustard]

Ok, I'll bite. Goat, what would a good PS contest look like to you?

[fastjohnnybuell]

I wished for a good PeniS Contest.



Fucking disappointed again.

[The Dude]

garment bag
plate
family recipe book
pessimists guide to history
tie
a few shirts
cologne
a novel
some really good balsamic vinegar

[Mustard]

I woulda got you an 1/8th.

[hatepoppy]

I got nothing.

[The Dude]

I woulda got you an 1/8th.

forgot about that (not a coincidence), one of my brothers got me a quarter

[Mustard]

He's nicer than I am.

[Face]

my dad loves goofy gifts... that being said, I got a box of shreddies cereal, 2 boxes of oatmeal, 2 tubes of toothpaste, a box of laundry detergent, a bottle of dishwashing liquid, and a bottle of shampoo, all from him... serious gifts included 2 gift cards to future shop, a wallet with $100 in it, a cheap leatherman tool and swiss army crescent wrench, socks(you know you're getting old when socks are one of the better gifts), and a cheque from my grandparents for $100

now to decide what to do with the future shop cards...

[Mustard]

SEX ROBOT!

[Face]

SEX ROBOT!
I don't think my card's'll cover that

[Mustard]

Then you're doing it wrong.

[Nature's Folly]

I don't think my card's'll cover that

Fleshlight then?

[Nature's Folly]

I got clothes and a watch and full belly.

[Face]

Fleshlight then?
they don't sell those at future shop

fucking prudes

[Face]

I got clothes and a watch and full belly.
my watch is better than your watch, and my belly is fuller than yours

[Mustard]

Bunchacocksuckers I say.

[NOTKyle]

So future shop is like gay best buy then?

[Nature's Folly]

my watch is better than your watch, and my belly is fuller than yours

Watch maybe, Belly? NEVER!

[Face]

So future shop is like gay best buy then?
actually I think best buy owns future shop, but the few BBs I've been to are shit compared to future shop

[Oggie]

A bottle of Single Barrel Jack Daniels and a Sony Camcorder.
Do not expect Marcus style postings from me.
I have much more class.

[JT]

How about the bottle of blueberry vodka in that 5-pack? What the fuck does one do with blueberry vodka?

Put it in smoothies?

[Jericho]

A Giants hat, 2 Giants jerseys(Brandon Jacobs, Antonio Pierce), Some BluRays (TDK, Iron Man,Wall-E, Polar Express) Some candy, gift cards and money

[STDSkillz]

Hot damn, I'd love to see me some Wall-E on Blu-Ray.

[Le Goat]

I actually buy the big shit (TV's, Laptops, Phones, Movies) when I want so it's really hard for people to buy for me. So basically I got like 500 bucks and a Golf Ball monogram(er). I cant wait to put some vulgar shit on my balls.

[Hoser]

Whole bunch of shit for my new house, lots of cash, whole bunch of clothes, cologne, slippers, chocolate and other stocking stuffer type stuff, fleece sheets and a sheep skin throw, new luggage, blow job, new snow board mitts, head phone attachment for my snowboard helmet, sports stuff (ice packs, a shoulder brace, gift certificate to sports chek), panini grill, and pea coat.


Is boxing day as big in the states as it is up here?

[Penguin Rick]

What the fuck is the significance of Boxing Day?

[CTricksterGirl]

Money, a Little Green Machine, a spa certificate from the boyfriend, a giant fluffy dog to lay on, a book on Marilyn Monroe, A TOM TOM, sex and the city movie, dark knight, a hurricane candle holder, and a lounge outfit for after the spa...

All in all, a lovely day until my work decided to give me the gift a pink slip...awesome... :(

But its okay, I am going to use my money and take my family to Lawry's Prime Rib in the City Sunday...

[mongo]

I actually buy the big shit (TV's, Laptops, Phones, Movies) when I want so it's really hard for people to buy for me. So basically I got like 500 bucks and a Golf Ball monogram(er). I cant wait to put some vulgar shit on my balls.

i'll put some vulgar shit on your balls.

[BIG PIZZLE]

The lakers beat the celtics.

[Le Goat]

i'll put some vulgar shit on your balls.

Mmm I love the way you talk

[ElemenoP]

Boxing Day is a Britain celebration that I think Canada and alot of other commonwealth countries celebrate. So, the states doesn't have a Boxing day.

[UNC]

A bottle of Single Barrel Jack Daniels and a Sony Camcorder.
Do not expect Marcus style postings from me.
I have much more class.

More like much more ass

Fatty

[Claibo]

I got 150.00 from my parents... just enough to cover my tire that got slashed on the 23rd. Get divorced from a woman who is not willing then magically shit on your truck begins to get scratched and cut... I am no detective but FUCK!

[Nature's Folly]

Money, a Little Green Machine, a spa certificate from the boyfriend, a giant fluffy dog to lay on, a book on Marilyn Monroe, A TOM TOM, sex and the city movie, dark knight, a hurricane candle holder, and a lounge outfit for after the spa...

All in all, a lovely day until my work decided to give me the gift a pink slip...awesome... :(

But its okay, I am going to use my money and take my family to Lawry's Prime Rib in the City Sunday...


Sorry man. That job sucked anyway. Porn is your future!

[Claydon]

i got a cashmere scarf, and sweater.

[The GWD]

i got a cashmere scarf, and sweater.

Oh my fucking god dude. Didn't you get your father a cashmere scarf?

Claydon and his family: The Real Cashmere Mafia.

[Claydon]

Oh my fucking god dude. Didn't you get your father a cashmere scarf?

Claydon and his family: The Real Cashmere Mafia.


yah, it was funny, because my mom gave it to me, and the scarf is dark navy blue and i get my dad a black scarf.

[Jericho]

yah, it was funny, because my mom gave it to me, and the scarf is dark navy blue and i get my dad a black scarf.
You think things are funny when they are not.

[Nature's Folly]

Wanna know what i really got from christmas? All of your home addresses and the times you will be home. Muahahahahahaahaha!!!!

[Bizz]

Wanna know what i really got from christmas? All of your home addresses and the times you will be home. Muahahahahahaahaha!!!!

Did Billy and Mongo get you that?

[Nature's Folly]

Did Billy and Mongo get you that?

No. It was my friend, SATAN!

[nuclearjew]

i got a cashmere scarf, and sweater.
My girlfriend bought me a bottle of this stuff, because I never have the balls to drop money on it (it's always around $25/bottle):

http://www.willamettevalleyvineyards.com/products/images/bottle_1.png

I hope it's good!

[Bizz]

My girlfriend bought me a bottle of this stuff, because I never have the balls to drop money on it (it's always around $25/bottle)

*enter Jew joke here*

[UNC]

Feel free to enter any joke...it would be a first

[nuclearjew]

Sometimes I'm cheap as shit but sometimes I throw money around like a bad MC Hammer True Hollywood Story. I'm still debating whether I blow all my money to go to the BCS championship in two weeks.

[Bizz]

Feel free to enter any joke...it would be a first

Megan's law sure has made you a cunty old man.

[mongo]

Feel free to enter any joke...it would be a first

lulz.

[Jericho]

Sometimes I'm cheap as shit but sometimes I throw money around like a bad MC Hammer True Hollywood Story. I'm still debating whether I blow all my money to go to the BCS championship in two weeks.
If you have the expendable cash, go for it. Your team's in there. It's an awesome experience.I dropped some serious coin when Nebraska made it against Miami 5 or 6 years ago. We lost, but it was a blast

[Jericho]

Actually, that was probably 7 or 8 years ago

[fah_q]

I got Shamwows.

[Nature's Folly]

I got Shamwows.

So they must be drying up your tears like crazy!

[Bill Paxton]

TomTom's are for women.

I got a 22" monitor, RAM, sick ass slippers, a sick ass backpack, cash dollars, a brita, unmentionables, and what I'm sure was the cheapest mouse my dad could possibly find.

Have you ever tried navigating around boston? This place was designed by Dr. Seuss.

[The Dude]

navigating around boston is easy if you live there

[Penguin Rick]

Sometimes I'm cheap as shit but sometimes I throw money around like a bad MC Hammer True Hollywood Story. I'm still debating whether I blow all my money to go to the BCS championship in two weeks.

I don't know man, you're blowing a lot of cash to see your team lose.

And if you can't navigate your way throughout Southern California, just shoot yourself or let natural selection play out.

[Claydon]

My girlfriend bought me a bottle of this stuff, because I never have the balls to drop money on it (it's always around $25/bottle):

http://www.willamettevalleyvineyards.com/products/images/bottle_1.png

I hope it's good!

That is not a bad bottle of wine, however it is VERY young at this point (if you did indeed get the 2007). If you can, store it sidways in a closet where it is dark and cool. Give it a minimum of 12 months because that damn thing was probably bottled in the last couple of months.

[Erased]

Money, some new clothes, a $100 gift card from my brother.

[CTricksterGirl]

aww..rich is so nice!!

[BIG PIZZLE]

That is not a bad bottle of wine, however it is VERY young at this point (if you did indeed get the 2007). If you can, store it sidways in a closet where it is dark and cool. Give it a minimum of 12 months because that damn thing was probably bottled in the last couple of months.

Yeah, never drink a red wine that is under 2 years old.

[WET HOT MESS]

I've got money and clothes and a gift card to VC, which I spent half today (OMG MOAR PANTIES). I'm not done collecting gifts and I'm really tired of going around. I'm sure we're doing this wrong cuz the hebrewz are enjoying this a lot more.

[hatepoppy]

I've got money and clothes and a gift card to VC, which I spent half today (OMG MOAR PANTIES). I'm not done collecting gifts and I'm really tired of going around. I'm sure we're doing this wrong cuz the hebrewz are enjoying this a lot more.
what is this vc and whats it to do w panties?

and show me your vajay.

[WET HOT MESS]

Vicky's Secret!

[hatepoppy]

...my point was, wouldnt that be VS? or at least victoria's c-cret.

[Le Goat]

what is this vc and whats it to do w panties?

and show me your vajay.

Viet Cong

[hatepoppy]

Viet Cong
omg and its soooooo contextually appropriate, what with roym's vietnamezity.

[WET HOT MESS]

I'm starting to get impaired. I need to go before I actually do something really stupid. Night boys.

[Syndicate]

Socks

[Bizz]

Socks

I was counting on getting socks, and I didn't get any.

[Syndicate]

I was counting on getting socks, and I didn't get any.

You totally got screwed. New socks is the only good part of X-Mas.

[Bizz]

I've been wearing shitty old socks the past few months holding off till Christmas. I totally got screwed.

[papillon]

Big ass BBQ and a gift certif to my fav tattoo place. My wife rocks.

[Claydon]

Yeah, never drink a red wine that is under 2 years old.

no shit arafat.

hence i told him to let it sit around for a minimum of 12 months.

[Rumpleforeskin]

I've been wearing shitty old socks the past few months holding off till Christmas. I totally got screwed.


Same here. My socks all have holes and, on rare occasions, match. I told everyone I know to get me socks but NO, I got Zune gift cards, which I don't even know what the fuck they do. It sure as shit better not have anything to do with paying for music.

[The Dude]

no shit arafat.

hence i told him to let it sit around for a minimum of 12 months.

he was agreeing with you, you stupid fuck. 2008 plus 12 months is 2009.

the term is affirmation

[Da Raider]

i got a Raider sweatshirt, Raider hat, 3 bottles of Belvedere vodka, one bottle of absynthe, some wine glasses, Incredibles (movie), Police concert dvd and a bluetooth for my cell phone.

[NOTKyle]

Getting a $25 Barnes and Noble gift card from two completely separate family members HAS to be a joke right?

[fuldstændigamok]

What the fuck is the significance of Boxing Day?

Great football games?

[Penguin Rick]

That's a joke right?

[BIG PIZZLE]

Pitcher?

[fuldstændigamok]

That's a joke right?

Nope. Boxing day is probably the best day of the year to go to England and watch some great footy, drink a lot of good beers and basically have a blast.

[BIG PIZZLE]

You a catcher?Not unless you count teh AIDS.

[Penguin Rick]

Nope. Boxing day is probably the best day of the year to go in England and watch some great footy, drink a lot of good beers and basically have a blast.

Oh, I thought you were talking about American football.

[WET HOT MESS]

Another Vicky S gift card and some random cute stationery stuff to add to my massive Asian collection. YAY!

[White.Rabbit]

I got a whole lot of dissapointment.

[NOTKyle]

Another Vicky S gift card and some random cute stationery stuff to add to my massive Asian collection. YAY!

Hello Kitty calligraphy notepad?

[WET HOT MESS]

No, Hello Kitty is so 3 years ago. It was some cute fat Korean rabbit named Mashimaro. The bunny has its own plunger and it likes to draw faces on it's buttbutt.

Also, this is horribly amusing.

http://ink.pierski.com/mashimaro/images/opane_1754_41550296.gif

[White.Rabbit]

ugh. I used to collect asian stationary too. Tare panda was my favorite

[White.Rabbit]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b271/Oddisee/animations/anime_tarepanda2m.gif

[Mustard]

I remember when you would draw awesome stick figures saying inappropriate things and threatening everybody with jailtime.

Good times.

[medlar]

Fallout 3 collector's edition
PrincePersia
Stephen Kings latest book/other books/cookbook
Several pairs of thermal socks
Soccer bag for my kit
Money from grandparents.
Blockbuster gift card
American Eagle giftcard:mad:
Seasons 1-3 Arrested Developement

Chocolate that I can't eat.

A good haul I'd say.

[DjAg]

when you beat prince of persia, try not to shoot people. I almost did.

[Archetype]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b271/Oddisee/animations/anime_tarepanda2m.gif

Self portrait?

[Hodge]

That's not a tail, is it?

[Mustard]

It looks like poop

[6655321]

all i ever get is cooking supplies, so this year i got a cuisinart food processor, a le creuset 3.5 quart french oven (blue), a new carving knife, two new microplanes, a recipe/kitchen organizer, a patio set for some fucking reason, and some money and gift cards. my chick got me an insignia 5.1 computer stereo (all i really wanted). all in all, it was a pretty nice christmas this year.

[Fuh Q]

I got a bit of money. Thats it. My christmas sucked.

[comicfan]

Nothing special... though I did get my socks and underwear so not bad. Finally got Rockband and a GPS too though that is more for my other half than for me.... really....

[merlin13]

Finally got the Xbox 360. Woohoo!!!

[ElemenoP]

Nothing special... though I did get my socks and underwear so not bad. Finally got Rockband and a GPS too though that is more for my other half than for me.... really....
You sound like such a pushover.

[bpb]

Finally got the Xbox 360. Woohoo!!!

And in a couple of months........

http://i42.tinypic.com/awxm5d.gif

[IdiotBrain]

two gift cards totaling less 50$.
two different versions of apples to apples. [bored game. barf]
a Gerber pocket knife from my little brother.
40$ cash.
some unspeakable bedroom funtime things from my girl.

[Pax Britannia]

Playstation 3 with MGS4, Resistance 2 and Drakes Uncharted.
New laptop.
Socks.

[Le Goat]

FUCK THE WELSH!







add me on PSN you wanna be grape juice fuck.

[Pax Britannia]

You know all the right things to say goat.

[Le Goat]

gimme dat asshola!

[Banon]

I got a cell phone and lots of cash.

Call me bitches.

[Kilgore]

Mario Cart for the wii
Great seats to see the Blazers get stomped by Dallas.

[ripitkyle77]

a ps3