How many people have you done the deed with?

[CTricksterGirl]

Recently in OT, Titus made this statement,

Don't sleep around too much or no one will marry you.

Therefore, it got me wondering...how many of you GMFer's are destined to not be married by this logic?

[BIG PIZZLE]

I honestly dont know.

[Kerjack]

Love the 'X-Y'

[Face]

I've got a couple chick friends who are up in the high 30's/low 40's... it's terrifying

I myself pounded out a fair number in college, but I don't think I've bagged over 15

[Skybase]

5. 2 of them were together. . .

[CTricksterGirl]

I've got a couple chick friends who are up in the high 30's/low 40's... it's terrifying

I myself pounded out a fair number in college, but I don't think I've bagged over 15

Christ, I can;t even imagine that a man would get any pleasure knowing that 40 other dicks have been where I am about to go

[CTricksterGirl]

5. 2 of them were together. . .

It amazes me, it seems that I know so many guys that have had a 3some, yet I can't find any girl that I:

A. Want to join in with me and male
B. That I would want, but are too prude..

WTF

[Skybase]

Some guys can't be that picky.

(read: face can't be that picky. If it moves he'd better jump on it)

[Skybase]

It amazes me, it seems that I know so many guys that have had a 3some, yet I can't find any girl that I:

A. Want to join in with me and male
B. That I would want, but are too prude..

WTF

I was actually surprised as all hell. I went out to refill one of their drinks and came back and they were laying in bed naked, and started undressing me.

[Kerjack]

He does have that sweet ass cow raping disguise.

[UNC]

Over 15. I really have lost count...but I know it's over 15

[CTricksterGirl]

I was actually surprised as all hell. I went out to refill one of their drinks and came back and they were laying in bed naked, and started undressing me.

See, Id actually be open to it, but the 3 girls that I would take in the sack (i.e. I could imagine licking while being fucked, etc) are either in a relationship already and won't or are too skittish

[Face]

Some guys can't be that picky.

(read: face can't be that picky. If it moves he'd better jump on it)
I can be as picky as I want to be, and I am. I could get laid far more often than I do, but I have impossibly high standards

[Gary_Busey]

7 I think, maybe more, but no more than 10.

[Skybase]

See, Id actually be open to it, but the 3 girls that I would take in the sack (i.e. I could imagine licking while being fucked, etc) are either in a relationship already and won't or are too skittish

The one that joined us I'd never thought it would happen. She's normally a huge prude as well, and was currently in a relationship. A guy I'd gone to HS with, and was in jail at the time. She actually told him afterwards. . . which went a hell of a lot better than I'd thought it would too.

You'll find someone who'll work for you! ^^ And it'll be hot. Look at you! hah

[Skybase]

I can be as picky as I want to be, and I am. I could get laid far more often than I do, but I have impossibly high standards. I require heartbeats and at least 1 full limb.


Oh yea?

[UNC]

7 I think, maybe more, but no more than 10.

You are practically a virgin.

Just like the 10-15 girls Face claims to have bedded.

[Jericho]

You are practically a virgin.

Just like the 10-15 girls Face claims to have bedded.
Long term relationships have hindered me

[UNC]

Long term relationships have hindered me

I was married 10 years....I think I cheated 4 times....but the first year I was divorced....I scored 6 different girls.

Myrtle Beach is off da hook.

[Le Goat]

a better poll would be


'how many sperm have you killed'

0-500 million

500mil-2billion

2billion-10billion

TRILLIONS!

[Mustard]

I have done the deed with over 100,000 women.

[Skybase]

a better poll would be


'how many sperm have you killed'

0-500 million

500mil-2billion

2billion-10billion

TRILLIONS!

No, no it wouldn't.

[medlar]

One more and I can get into the 6-10 bracket.

[UNC]

One more and I can get into the 6-10 bracket.

I'm ready

[Mustard]

I don't think you're supposed to use the Baptist interpretation of the deed. You know, thinking about it is the same as doing it.
Baptist? Man... that hurts. I'd rather you call me a faggot than a Baptist.

[ShitBreak]

#7 was a couple weekends ago.

Although only about 3 of the total were ones that I didn't want to vomit during or afterwards.

[Jericho]

One more and I can get into the 6-10 bracket.
You aren't counting the horse, are you?

[medlar]

I'm ready

You'd have to have some stamina boyo.

wait..wtf???

[Jericho]

#7 was a couple weekends ago.

Although only about 3 of the total were ones that I didn't want to vomit during or afterwards.
To be fair, all 7 of them probably felt the same way

[NOTKyle]

2, and I couldn't possibly care less about the number.

[Mustard]

2, and I couldn't possibly care less about the number."Two, what do you mean two?" [/charlie bucket's teacher]

[medlar]

You aren't counting the horse, are you?

This is never going to end.

[ShitBreak]

To be fair, all 7 of them probably felt the same way


Nah...the first one was back in high school when I was not a fatty.

The rest though? Probably.

[CTricksterGirl]

THe horse? I feel I have missed something...

[Mustard]

This is never going to end.
Maybe had you kept your sexy pose with a horse to yourself you wouldn't have this problem...

Hindsight man.

[medlar]

Maybe had you kept your sexy pose with a horse to yourself you wouldn't have this problem...

Hindsight man.

Lol..It's not going to ruin my life having been close to a horse.

[Le Goat]

I'm a relationship guy that gets hit on more than I should. Shit fucking sucks ass.

I'm also a hypocrite 'cause I'll fuck with married/taken women but refuse them when I'm taken.

[Jericho]

Lol..It's not going to ruin my life having been close to a horse.
Yeah, but the horse was horrified

[Le Goat]

Maybe had you kept your sexy pose with a horse to yourself you wouldn't have this problem...

Hindsight man.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b178/chknfaqr/d6.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b178/chknfaqr/equusradcliffe_468x577.jpg

[Mustard]

Lol..It's not going to ruin my life having been close to a horse.
No, but it is going to ruin that budding acting career.

[Mustard]

Can somebody change the title of the thread to:

How many people (or Horses if you are Medlar) have you done the deed with?

Far more accurate.

[Le Goat]

Can somebody change the title of the thread to:

How many people (or Horses if you are Medlar) have you done the deed with?

Far more accurate.

NO MEDLAR! NOOOOOOOOOOO!

http://jj.am/gallery/d/64424-1/Penis_beast_nose.jpg

[medlar]

I believe this thread has gone O.T.

[UNC]

I believe your mother would like to OD on my peen

[medlar]

I believe your mother would like to OD on my peen


Haha..another "uncle".

[WET HOT MESS]

Resident Virgin! I'm God's woman.

[NOTKyle]

Resident Virgin! I'm God's woman.

I KNEW IT

You're way too insane for a regular guy to want to deflower you. And way too cool to settle for an asian DWEEB

[WET HOT MESS]

I'm just too damn weird. And the crazies that like me are severely unbalanced.

[NOTKyle]

I'm just too damn weird. And the crazies that like me are severely unbalanced.

Someday you'll find an equally bonkers gentleman.

Keep the faith jazzy jane

[WET HOT MESS]

To you, Dr. Death, I salute.

[Skybase]

Change mine to 6. I just raped some old lady walking down the street. Merry Christmas to me!

[the creeps]

Long term relationships have hindered me
amen to that brother.

[Candycane]

This has been and will always be an impossible and unfair question for women. If you say any more than pretty much 2 you are a full blown cum dripping whore.(I pronounce it Whoar like I'm wicked retahded from Boston).. If this question is brought up from a guy(well most of them) you should lie.

[Mustard]

Whore!

[Skybase]

Whoar!

http://www.hornyoyster.com/images/fran_drescher_4.jpg

[Mustard]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!



Use a spoiler tag next time for that.

[Insomniac]

Oh fuck, I thought this was ages of your partners.

[Mustard]

Hahgahahhaha.

Sick bastard.

[NOTKyle]

Whoar!

http://www.hornyoyster.com/images/fran_drescher_4.jpg

I would stick things in that.

[JT]

I don't know for sure but it's probably between 30 and 40.

[JT]

This has been and will always be an impossible and unfair question for women. If you say any more than pretty much 2 you are a full blown cum dripping whore.(I pronounce it Whoar like I'm wicked retahded from Boston).. If this question is brought up from a guy(well most of them) you should lie.

I think I've been the "3rd" for about 20 girls. It's every girl's fav number.

[Nature's Folly]

some of these numbers have to be a joke, i cant think for a min. i have fucked more than some of you skinner more attractive ones.

[Blue]

We had a count about 12 years ago & I was in the low 40's then (admittedly, there were a lot of fatties on my list) so it's got to be pushing the 50 mark by now.

[vasili denisov]

What are we talking here? Spit on the dick, digits in the clit, grip on the nips, dick deep, deep kiss? Because I'm going to lie anyway.
I KNEW IT

You're way too insane for a regular guy to want to deflower you. And way too cool to settle for an asian DWEEB
I'm just too damn weird. And the crazies that like me are severely unbalanced.
*looks up from his love letter to Alistair Crowley written on human skin*

[Nature's Folly]

I can be as picky as I want to be, and I am. I could get laid far more often than I do, but I have impossibly high standards

Oh you mean like the last girl you got with who was dumb as a brick but you still fucked her?(supposedly) Those standards must set at "Those who are dumb enough to fuck me"

[comicfan]

Well, being married has certainly hindered me in this category. But then again, with my ugly mugg having slept with 4 is really astonishing.