The New Years Eve/New Year thread. (aka: let's get shitty and try to drive home)

[mongo]

i'm going to a presidents of the united states of america concert and then fucking your mom.what are you doing?

[Titus_Pullo]

That band is still around? I thought they would have all killed themselves by now.

[mongo]

they have become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

[Titus_Pullo]

The lead singer can now bench press 80 pounds?

[White.Rabbit]

my girl is picking me up from work at 3, and then we're going back to her house to get ready and then we're going to hit up a house party because bars and clubs are just too nuts on new years
i have a big bottle of vodka and a big bag of weed and some redbulls...its gunna be good times

[Mustard]

I'm gonna be headed to a friend's house for a party. It was fun last year, it should be fun this year as well.

[mongo]

The lead singer can now bench press 80 pounds?

do not speak ill of chris ballew!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/23/Chris_Ballew.jpg/399px-Chris_Ballew.jpg

[medlar]

He looks like John Malkovich.

New Years means ducking out before being obligated to celebrate w/ family. I intend to get faced as well and sleep in till four pm.

[The GWD]

I didn't know the Presidents of the United States were still around, either. I figured they would have moved to the country and have been eating many peaches.

[mongo]

they perform in seattle about once a month. put on one hell of a show. plus, the emo teen girls are always out in force at their shows. winrar all around!

[White.Rabbit]

they perform in seattle about once a month. put on one hell of a show. plus, the emo teen girls are always out in force at their shows. winrar all around!
oh god.

[medlar]

the emo teen girls are always out in force at their shows. winrar all around!

Wrong. Emo chicks just wouldn't w/ you. Are you emo? No. They won't give you the time of that show. I'd bet on that.

[mongo]

Wrong. Emo chicks just wouldn't w/ you. Are you emo? No. They won't give you the time of that show. I'd bet on that.

you're a fucking oompa loompa, wtf do you know about how to get chicks? now gtfo shortstack!

[White.Rabbit]

sometimes i have to read medlars posts twice to fully understand...sorta

[medlar]

you're a fucking oompa loompa, wtf do you know about how to get chicks? now gtfo shortstack!


And yet, somehow I manage. Especially w/ the emo chicks.

I am putting a bet you never get w/ a emo chick.

[White.Rabbit]

whats w/ the w/'s?

[mongo]

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[medlar]

Its fast w/ the typing.

[BIG PIZZLE]

I'm gonna get drunk on expensive liquor with my family.

[Titus_Pullo]

http://i41.tinypic.com/xyohi.jpg

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[Penguin Rick]

Lol I just got that.

E-MO's!

[WET HOT MESS]

NYC for the ball drop! Before that, I'll be with some buddies who are all artsy fartsy in their snootie skewlz and then before that I'll be with family... then after all of that... I really don't know.

[Stax]

i'm going to a presidents of the united states of america concert and then fucking your mom.what are you doing?

Going to a fancy restaurant and then fucking your mom. What a coincidence!

[medlar]

fucking your mom referenes are getting pretty damn old.

[NOTKyle]

I'm an anti social piece of shit, so I have no idea what I'm doing. There are a few parties I could go get drunksers at, but I'll probably stay at home with a couple friends.

[CTricksterGirl]

At this rate, most likely stocking up on booze, NetFlixs and hopefully be having some sex that I desperately need around midnight...

Or there is talk of having a Rock Band party at our place with a bunch of friends from the city...not sure yet

[CTricksterGirl]

Oh and i forgot..

Fucking your dad...

[Gary_Busey]

Maybe going to Raleigh...maybe getting shitfaced at my apartment.

[BIG PIZZLE]

I just found out that my uncle picked up a case of this for new years. I have decided that my family has too much money.

http://i39.tinypic.com/258m00h.jpg

[CTricksterGirl]

Nice, I have two bottles of Dom in the fridge that we have been saving...I think toasting the night and then Mimosas in teh morning

[BIG PIZZLE]

Dont waste dom on mimosas. That's a fucking tragedy.

[Gary_Busey]

Maybe I'll go buy something nice....meh, probably not.

[dick_darlington]

i wish i was going to the dandy warhols concert tonight.. i found out too late! :(

what beer should i get? i wants to get fucked up.

[medlar]

Celebrating with style..I need a bootleg before 9pm tomorrow night. Anybody?

[CTricksterGirl]

Dont waste dom on mimosas. That's a fucking tragedy.

Well, I am not a huge partaker in the champagne...so i will take your word for it! :)

[Gary_Busey]

I never buy champagne. How much is a bottle of Dom?

[mongo]

last i saw, about a hundy.

[BIG PIZZLE]

$150.

[Claydon]

I never buy champagne. How much is a bottle of Dom?

costco has it for like $110.

highly overrated stuff however.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Actually, it depends what year.

[CTricksterGirl]

Really? I got my two bottles for free...

FUCK YES!!

[Gary_Busey]

What would you buy for the same price that's better?

[mongo]

Actually, it depends what year.

no shit?


gtfo.

[mongo]

What would you buy for the same price that's better?

5 fifths of vodka.

[BIG PIZZLE]

What would you buy for the same price that's better?



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[Claydon]

What would you buy for the same price that's better?

shit, you could get a few bottles of decent to great champagne for that much money. or you could get some really sweet scotch for that price. A bottle of macallan 18 would set you back like $140.

[Claydon]

nice choice pizz

[Gary_Busey]

Which one is that?

[Gary_Busey]

shit, you could get a few bottles of decent to great champagne for that much money. or you could get some really sweet scotch for that price. A bottle of macallan 18 would set you back like $140.
I asked about champagne, not scotch.

[BIG PIZZLE]

http://www.evinite.fr/images/champagne-laurent-perrier-cuvee-rose-brut-coffret.jpg

[Gary_Busey]

Well shit, I could swing that.

[BIG PIZZLE]

This is good too, it's kind of middle of the road and most places have it. It's a good champagne for non champagne guys. $40.
http://www.klwines.com/images/skus/100026x.jpg

[Penguin Rick]

I was getting a hotel suite for me and some people at a casino, BUTTTT it fell through when my best friend said his mom was sick and couldn't make it down from LA. It could still have been fun, but his mom was the one providing the alcohol.

And frankly, I don't feel like spending $200.

[Claydon]

This is good too, it's kind of middle of the road and most places have it. It's a good champagne for non champagne guys. $40.
http://www.klwines.com/images/skus/100026x.jpg

The head table at the wedding reception all had that, and the missus and i had other stuff. it is very decent for $40.

however, i did end up drinking a whole bottle of that stuff later that night.... what a ripping headache...

[29a]

Small house party with a keg of Steam Whistle.

[Hoser]

Did you get the keg right from the roundhouse?

[taters]

Not looking forward to this new years. It promises to be as lame as every other one Ive had while dating. Ive only ever had 1 decent new years when in a relationship. All my ones while single kicked major ass. Even back in college, I suffered from such luck.

[Nature's Folly]

I'm going to my girlfriend friends party in hickory. It won't be much of nothing, a few people some drinks, some smoke, some rock band. I can't get blitz because i gotta drive us back. She is buying our booze and we are using her car and gas to get there and back. Sucks being without money.

[Menace2Sobriety]

I'm going to my girlfriend friends party in hickory. It won't be much of nothing, a few people some drinks, some smoke, some rock band. I can't get blitz because i gotta drive us back. She is buying our booze and we are using her car and gas to get there and back. Sucks being without money.
LOOK AT ME! OBESITY DOES NOT MEAN YOU CANT HAVE A GIRLFRIND!

[Nature's Folly]

LOOK AT ME! OBESITY DOES NOT MEAN YOU CANT HAVE A GIRLFRIND!

I've had her for quite sometime now and others. Your attempt at a joke sir, a zinger if you will. Has fallen completely flat. Feel ashamed of yourself.

[redsox39]

Not looking forward to this new years. It promises to be as lame as every other one Ive had while dating. Ive only ever had 1 decent new years when in a relationship. All my ones while single kicked major ass. Even back in college, I suffered from such luck.


Holy Shit, something we see eye 2 eye on!

Being Married means...NYE is not as fun as it could be, for sure.

[fuldstændigamok]

No driving for me, thank god. Eating at my place with a bunch of friends, keep on drinking (we're pretty much on it since noon) Danish tradition kick ass firework and then down the street visiting as many pubs as we can until they close down. Then I guess that it will be back to my place for some onion soup and some more drinking.

[6655321]

i am gonna do lots of drugs and parade my hot ass chick around tonight and then maybe go to a strip club to get some titties in my face.

[vasili denisov]

Unless I make up with someone in the next few hours, I'm gonna take care of family then watch a bunch of movies.

[mongo]

i am gonna do lots of drugs and parade my hot ass chick around tonight and then maybe go to a strip club to get some titties in my face.

she's a fugly whore unless you post pics that prove otherwise.

[6655321]

she's a fugly whore unless you post pics that prove otherwise.

i'll take pics tonight.

[Face]

I'm gonna be stuck in vancouver and not able to get back home to a party I really wanted to go to

fuck

[6655321]

star wars themed bash?

[Face]

no theme, just a bunch of friends I haven't seen in a while

[Kilgore]

Poker with the boyz and then bar hopping in Portland.

[Penguin Rick]

I could go to a house party with a bunch of high school people... or my ex-girlfriends and just spend the night with her.

I NEED HELPZ GMF!

[CTricksterGirl]

Which one are you more likely to get laid at?

[CTricksterGirl]

I planned my new years just about 5 minutes ago...

First, I am making a Toll House cookie pie, then I got 50 tea lights and I am putting them all over the house...I am going to go order steaks from this place down the street, pick them up, get into something slinky, and surprise thee boy...maybe some spontaneous sexy time and then Netflix, champagne and pie...delightful!

[Nature's Folly]

I could go to a house party with a bunch of high school people... or my ex-girlfriends and just spend the night with her.

I NEED HELPZ GMF!



Which one are you more likely to get laid at?

[Nature's Folly]

I planned my new years just about 5 minutes ago...

First, I am making a Toll House cookie pie, then I got 50 tea lights and I am putting them all over the house...I am going to go order steaks from this place down the street, pick them up, get into something slinky, and surprise thee boy...maybe some spontaneous sexy time and then Netflix, champagne and pie...delightful!

Lose the candles and just be naked ready to go with a beer resting on your forehead.

[NOTKyle]

I planned my new years just about 5 minutes ago...

First, I am making a Toll House cookie pie, then I got 50 tea lights and I am putting them all over the house...I am going to go order steaks from this place down the street, pick them up, get into something slinky, and surprise thee boy...maybe some spontaneous sexy time and then Netflix, champagne and pie...delightful!

I'd be so pissed if my girl did all that. Give him half a blowjobsie and then let him stick things inside of you.

He'll have a great new years.

[CTricksterGirl]

I'd be so pissed if my girl did all that. Give him half a blowjobsie and then let him stick things inside of you.

He'll have a great new years.

That is part of the deal already and not a halfsie, a fullsie! Also, I have the candles around a beer...lol

[Penguin Rick]

Which one are you more likely to get laid at?

Well yea but, I mean the house party is where most of my guy friends will be at. It's bros before hoes.

[BIG PIZZLE]

If your bros truly prescribe to "bros b/f hoes" then they should be cool with one of their bros getting some pussy. Bros before hoes is usually the last-resort lament of bro who cant get laid.

[Le Goat]

The buddy of mine I saw off to Afghanistan six months ago (my retarded hooker story) just popped up at my front door unannounced.

BEST 2009 EVARRRRR

[Le Goat]

3 days ago I made plans tonite with a girl that guaranteed sex... 6pm today my buddy showed up from afghanistan (as u can tell from the above post). We grab a cpl drinks at the bar up the street from us then we head over to our other bodies house whose throwing a party, that's at 9pm. We get there at 930 and it's the whole fucking crew from Highschool. There's 6 of us total and it's the first time we've been together in 6 years, and of course, i'm having a blast playing beer pong. 11pm rolls around and it's time for me to get goin so I can get to my rendezvous with that chick in the Hot Tub. so I get held up for a pic, she texts me while she's leaving work at 11 and says "man, I think I'm getting a bit more sick" to which I reply at 11:10 "ok, so we are still hanging out right?" as I'm walking out the door. 11:40 hits (she should've been home by 11:15) and I finally get a text saying she cant make it. I'm already at the hot tub waiting on her. So I fucking spent my new years in shock, in a hot tub, half drunk and about to murder someone.


go 2009!

[Mustard]

*slowly backs out of thread*

[Nosebuckle]

Bisexual chicks that want to fuck you ftw?

[Will-Kill]

At home, In my room tired, maybe Ill play some TF2 or L4D

[RedBEARD]

I went out to dinner with the girl then we came home and got pretty sloppily drunk - well, I take that back, I got shit-faced and she had some wine. Then we rolled around in the floor for a little while and I found out that she likes the rough stuff (and apparently isn't adverse to anal at all). Orgasms were had, I went through a bottle of Captain Morgan, and I think someone shot a dog in my neighborhood last night because I woke up to the sound of a critter that seemed to be crying out for aid.

2008 was great and 2009's started off real well, I'd say.

[Le Goat]

fuck you beard...FUCK YOUR SHITTY DICK

[Genius]

Fuck I should have puked last night.

[Genius]

I got drunk and cried and was a bitch. Average.

[Penguin Rick]

I brought in the New Year with a bang.

[FlipHKD]

I punched Joaquin Phoenix right in the fucking throat or at least he looked like him.

nah It was that son of a bitch and I'm glad I did it.

[BIG PIZZLE]

You punched Joaquin Phoenix?

[vasili denisov]

I punched Joaquin Phoenix right in the fucking throat or at least he looked like him.

nah It was that son of a bitch and I'm glad I did it.
Punching Joaquin Phoenix is an omen of prosperity and bounty in most traditional Indian cultures. You do need to have thrown some cornflakes at Anna Paquin afterwards though, or you may have unleashed dark and dangerous forces, another "Ladder 49" movie, perhaps.

[vasili denisov]

I saw Anna Paquin's bewbies last night while getting blown. Does that help?
I have no idea. Whether a mammarial vision can avert apocalypse is a subject that all too often non-experts have felt they can opine on.

[shdaow]

My New Years started off very well. I watched one of the best hockey games in recent memories, Canada vs. USA in the World Juniors. Then I headed over to city hall for an hour to catch the countdown, and avoided getting suffocated by the mass exodus to the Subway to head up for a party. I didn't drink too much, but maybe I drank it too fast... anyway, I ended up sleeping at 5 AM, and had a horrible hang-over accompanied by a restless night of sleep on the floor. I just woke up a few hours ago after another 6 hour nap. A great new years indeed!

[Nature's Folly]

I saw Anna Paquin's bewbies last night while getting blown. Does that help?

Tru Blood was on?!?!?! Damn.