View Full Version : Crank 2: High Voltage
Superhuman
12-31-2008, 08:01 PM
O M F G
This is going to be the greatest film in motion picture history.
Red band trailer (http://www.firstshowing.net/2008/12/30/crazy-red-band-teaser-trailer-for-crank-2-high-voltage/)
Ethix
01-01-2009, 01:02 AM
Fights, car chases, porn stars, strippers, electricity, low-riders.....
Every time I thought "You know what would make this cooler?" the next scene had it. I can't wait to see this.
Will-Kill
01-01-2009, 01:45 AM
The sex in the stadium was nice.
This just made me...
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patcooper
01-01-2009, 08:03 AM
Didn't he die at the end of the first one?
Didn't he die at the end of the first one?
Yes. This is a zombie movie.
Ghostrider
01-04-2009, 09:23 PM
Almost seems like a joke
420monk
01-05-2009, 02:02 PM
.flv format
http://rapidshare.com/files/179528513/By_Selmu_Crank_2.rar
VLC Player FTW!
I'll be getting hammered and then seeing this. Seems to be what I do with Statham films now. It made Death Race much easier to watch.
patcooper
01-05-2009, 03:17 PM
Statham hasn't done a good movie since transporter 2
Statham hasn't done a good movie since transporter 2
http://i41.tinypic.com/2lu9kz6.jpg
Statham hasn't done a good movie since transporter 2
That movie was shit. A lot of fun, but shit. "Bank Job" was actually pretty good, well at least for a Statham movie.
You hold him ADD, and I'll beat the shit out of him. Then vice versa.
patcooper
01-05-2009, 04:05 PM
I hated bank job it bored the shit out of me. Also with transporter 2 if you liked the first one then you would enjoy the second. I'm not saying it was a great but it was a good statham movie.
Transporter 1 actually was good.
Based on your retarded logic, if anyone enjoyed Starwars IV-VI, they'll enjoy I-III. Some how, I think you're a moron.
patcooper
01-05-2009, 06:11 PM
1 and 2 were almost the same fucking movie.
taters
01-05-2009, 06:30 PM
I thought crank was pretty fucking badass. It wasnt meant to be a super smart blockbuster movie, it was just mindless action and violence. Easy entertainment for the ego.
The trailer looks like itll kick hard ass. Needless to say if you didnt like the first one, you wont like the second obviously.
http://io9.com/5122007/crank-2-trailer-takes-statham-to-a-whole-new-level-of-insane-[nsfw]
Page with the trailer. The first one linked is down.
banethejuggalo
01-08-2009, 12:16 AM
Crank made me want to do my own dental surgery. Someone get his agent and murder his face. Jason realizes he can turn down roles right?
Mr. Bateman
01-11-2009, 06:25 PM
I don't know what you are all talking about but In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale could be one of the finest pictures in cinema history. It was also directed by the greatest director of all time, Uwe Boll.
Ace Rockola
01-11-2009, 11:08 PM
I fucking die every time Statham writes in at FilmDrunk
Oi, da Staf’ ‘eah. So in dis scene, Oy’s Chev Chelios, an Oy’s worried dat Oy’s gonna doy unless oy knob dis fit bird – Oy fink it’s loike some koinda me’aphor for loife, donnit. Roight, so dere Oy am inna middle a da fock’n Choina town, troyin ta give ‘er a knobbin, but she don’ wanna cuz dere’s too many Choinese cunts just standin’ round. But Oy keep troiyin anyway cos it ain’ loike Oy got anyfing betta ta do, now doesn Oy? So den Oy’s still troiyin ta get me knob wet when all uvva sudden da bird punches me roight inna Chevy Chase. Oy’s stunned for a bit, but den Oy fink to moyself, “Oi, so dat’s ‘ow we’s gonna play it den, innit?” an’ Oy staht rippin da bird’s clovves off. Den a course da fock’n bird finally decoides she fancies a shag, cos nuffin changes a bird’s moind loike pushin’ er down an tearin’ ‘er clovves off. Anyway, Da Transpor’a or Crank or whateva it’s called, it’s a noice bloody fock’n movie. Oy fink da moral a da fock’n story is dat all birds loike a good knobbin, no matta where dey is or ‘ow much of a foight dey put up, even if sometoimes you ‘ave to rip deir clovves off in fronna some Choinese cunts. It’s a story as old as toime, innit.
Mr. Bateman
01-11-2009, 11:59 PM
I don't know what you are all talking about but In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale could be one of the finest pictures in cinema history. It was also directed by the greatest director of all time, Uwe Boll.
i would like to clarify that this is extreme sarcasm. uwe boll licks david fincher, and danny boyles balls, as they enjoy it.
lukeass
01-19-2009, 04:08 PM
am i the only one who thinks crank doesnt need a sequel???
crank was something different, hardcore action und full of speed!!!
now crank2 is the same shit all over again. just to make make money.
im sure crank2 will be nice to watch and maybe improved over the first one, but this makes crank look less cool as it is!
patcooper
01-19-2009, 05:17 PM
am i the only one who thinks crank doesnt need a sequel???
crank was something different, hardcore action und full of speed!!!
now crank2 is the same shit all over again. just to make make money.
im sure crank2 will be nice to watch and maybe improved over the first one, but this makes crank look less cool as it is!
i don't see this making alot of money. maybe on dvd but who knows.
arod2105
01-20-2009, 01:16 PM
Yeah I would have to agree. I enjoyed the first one, and it had a pretty good ending. Never expected there to be a sequal especially with the way the first one ended.
420monk
02-04-2009, 11:40 AM
http://i40.tinypic.com/2vnkn08.jpg
480p Trailer
http://rapidshare.com/files/193854761/GoLeech.org_presents_crank2-tlr1b_h480p.hdmov
i feel like crank one came to be because a buncha writers just decided to put every personal action film fantasy theyve ever wanted to see into one film and didnt give a shit about story or reality, which is why the movie ended up amazing. i really hope they dont fuck up the second one by trying to make it a real film with you know, a plot or something
ClarkKentTB
02-08-2009, 06:53 PM
Loved the first movie
Loved the first movie
I'm glad.
Mr. Bateman
03-19-2009, 02:26 PM
http://twitpic.com/img/27wb1-da78076c748d369a7e8b9119f9110636.49c29ccc.jpg
defprophet
03-19-2009, 02:31 PM
Haha...nice.
i feel like crank one came to be because a buncha writers just decided to put every personal action film fantasy theyve ever wanted to see into one film and didnt give a shit about story or reality, which is why the movie ended up amazing. i really hope they dont fuck up the second one by trying to make it a real film with you know, a plot or something
If this (http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/crank-2-is-classy-and-high-brow#more-11380) in any indication, you have nothing to worry about.