Interview the next poster

[Void]

It's simple; answer the last question asked (in as much detail as you want), and then ask another one. The next poster answers that one, and so on.

I'll start it off with this: Are you using a desktop or laptop now?

[Smuckers]

My pink Vaio laptop.

Do you wear underwear when working out?

[mongo]

yes, i don't like my tip dragging on the ground.

how do you feel about rye bread?

[Void]

It's good for sandwiches, but only if it's toasted well.

Do you prefer white rice or fried rice if you order Chinese?

[mongo]

white rice. being a fatass never appealed to me.


to you ever grow any random hairs on your peen shaft?

[dirt_mcgirt]

yes but thats whats razors are for


beer of choice?

[Void]

Usually Yuengling Lager or Guinness.

Did you play organized sports in high school?

[dirt_mcgirt]

yes, cross country track soccer and swimming

whats your favorite psyhcadelic drug?

[Smuckers]

i dont do drugs

If a girl you really liked and got to know, then you guys are getting ready to have sex, you take off her bra and she has badly uneven breasts (one's an A and one's a C)...Would you care/What would you think/do?

[dirt_mcgirt]

care- yes
think- wtf
do- fuck her anyways(assuming shes hot aside from the breast issue)

Favorite comedian

[Void]

Carlin, RIP.

Do you drink coffee?

[Smuckers]

occasionally

have you ever had butt acne (Severe or minor)?

[dirt_mcgirt]

no

what fanbase creates the biggest nerds, star trek, star wars, or harry potter

[smahoo]

wars

would you bone your best friends mom if she wanted you?

[Void]

No. None of my friends' moms are attractive (that I know of).

Taking any medications now?

[the creeps]

nope just the vits..

for 20 bucks do you have an female friends that would touch my balls. and a short follow up. what is their number.

[Claibo]

no.

are you retarted?

[Smuckers]

no

have you ever embarrassed yourself in the gym?

[Claibo]

farted doing a situp next to a girl i had a major crush on...

should smuckers be banned? <<< again.

[BeefCakes71]

No.

Which do you like better, tits or ass?

[Void]

Edit:

To Claibo: Yes, unless he comes out as definitively gay. Then I would at least respect him for being honest.

To BeefCakes: Ass. Female ass.

Ever have a crush on one of your teachers as a kid?

[Smuckers]

in elementry school yes!

have you ever had a big dinner with a big group of people (family or friends) and you said something and as soon as it came out of your mouth you knew you shouldn't have said it and after you said it everyone gives you the evil eye and it's awkward for the rest of the meal?

[Claibo]

it is called a freudian slip... and no, not at dinner anyway. I said sex instead of six while giving a presentation at work... it was good for a laugh.


wait... I read that wrong. I was reading it to see what dumb shit you would say next. Not for its actual content and what you did is called being a worthless dumb ass... and NO i have never done something like that.

Think before you speak... not that hard.



stupid? Is this a stupid question?

[the creeps]

your question is too fucking stupid to answer, so it is being ignored. our best bet is to just move on......

better time for sex. late night or early morning ?

[xfancy]

early morning!

what's your favorite alcoholic beverage?

[Claibo]

early morning!

what's your favorite alcoholic beverage?

Vodka

What is your favorite fast food...

[Void]

Of the big chains, Wendy's. Though they seem to have dropped the Big Bacon Classic, which sucks.

What's the temperature outside where you are?

[Claibo]

Of the big chains, Wendy's. Though they seem to have dropped the Big Bacon Classic, which sucks.

What's the temperature outside where you are?

55 and sunny...

Is there snow on the ground where you live?

[Void]

Yes, a few inches.

At what store did you get the last clothes you bought?

[xfancy]

Target

what's your number one vice?

[Claibo]

weed

Do you smoke?

[Void]

Tobacco, yes...unfortunately. Though I've been smoking a lot less lately.

Do you own a dog or cat?

[Claibo]

I have a Rat Terrier and it is a pain in the ass...

what pet(s) do you have?

[cleetus]

dog, cat and son.

whats the coolest job you've ever had?

[dirt_mcgirt]

bartender

whats the worst job you ever had

[Jericho]

Busboy at Chevy's


What's the worst pain you've ever felt?

[Void]

Physically, probably spilling boiling water all over my leg when I was 8.

Whats the worst psychological pain you've ever felt?

[dirt_mcgirt]

seeing goatse.cx

whats the most gruesome thing you have seen on the internet

[Void]

"one guy one cup" has to be the worst. When I first saw it, I had this ill feeling come over me for about 20 minutes; not quite wanting to puke or pass out, but almost.

ETA: someone posted it here in the gross thread, just in case you haven't experienced it before.

What do you think of chiropractors?

[Jericho]

Some animal cruelty vid awhile ago


When's the last time you cried

[mongo]

okie's face.

what's the most nasty thing you've seen irl?

[Smuckers]

diarrhea all over the public toilet seat

have you ever been insulted in front of a large group of people?

[Void]

Outside of back-and-forth insults in a HS classroom, no.

I'll ask again: what do you think of chiropractors?

[Will-Kill]

Had some experince with them, so far makes your aching pains go away.

Style of your fav steak?

[Jericho]

Ribeye, all day long


I think energy drinks taste like shit. Do you?

[Void]

I don't really care for them.

What was your favorite course in college (or high school if you didn't go)?

[Smuckers]

im still in high school but i love calligraphy, history, and phys ed.

do you drink starbucks

[Jericho]

I don't really care for them.

What was your favorite course in college (or high school if you didn't go)?
Good question. I like classes with a lot of discussion, because being vocal tends to keep my interest longer. I'd say this one Critical Thinking English course I had was pretty bomb. I also really enjoyed Philo

[Void]

do you drink starbucksNot in a long time. Their coffee's too bitter for my tastes, and I prefer the local, independent coffee shops around here.



Hip-hop or metal?

[dirt_mcgirt]

both to a certain extent

hip hop (not rap) like atmosphere or living legends is fucking sweet and metal bands such as BTBAM are amazingly talented

90s music or 80s

[STDSkillz]

90s all the way. I grew up with that shit, yo.

Star Wars or Star Trek?

[Jericho]

Star Wars, I guess. There's less of it.



Have you ever walked into something because of a hot girl

[Void]

Not that I recall; i.e. not while I was sober.


What was the single biggest waste of your money?

[xfancy]

this guy i liked. he'd conveniently not have money whenever we'd plan to do smth.

how do you like your pussy?

[dirt_mcgirt]

clean.... not hairy though a completely bald pus makes me thinks im fucking a 12 year old so i would have to say landing strip is the best

where is the strangest place you have had sex

[Claibo]

outside... literally on the dirt between a few bushes... she wouldn't get on top so I had to be and tore my legs up bad... I was picking rocks out of my skin. rugburn > dirtburt totally worth it b/c she was hot as hell and it was so unexpected. She literally jumped my shit.

condom or bareback?

[comicfan]

Bareback... feels a hell of a lot better than a condom.

Where was the first time you had sex?

[bkoo29]

backyard.

How long did it take you to complete your first nut doing a chick?

[mbslugger89]

25 minutes

have you ever screwed a chick you knew you would regret later?

[dirt_mcgirt]

yes....didnt drink for 8 months afterwards

Have you ever been so drunk you threw up on a chick during sex?

[xfancy]

uh no, 1. i don't have sex with chicks, 2. i'm not a pussy and can hold my drink

what did you want to be when you were little?

[Void]

A paeleontologist. I liked dinosaurs.


Who is your least favorite member of your family, and why?

[dirt_mcgirt]

immediate family- younger sister; annoying and constantly ratted me out to my parents for all my vices when i was in high school

non-immediate - brother-in-law; total fucking douchebag

what is your favorite holiday

[Buda's Boy]

Halloween. None of the BS of the others. Get to party with Hot Chicks in all kinds of sweet outfits.

What is / was your best role playing experience?

[Void]

I played tabletop RPGs for a while (D&D and some others) when I was younger; had some fun. Up until a few years ago I still bought some of the books.


Is Jesus your homeboy?

[The Batman]

No. Him and I had a spat a few years ago and we haven't spoken since....

What do you do professionally?

[Quantum Leap]

I lower people's inhibitions and increase their chances of killing themself and others.

What was your favorite toy as a kid?

[The Batman]

my GI Joes. They were awesome.

Who is your hero?

[Smuckers]

my grandpa =]

do you have any true fears?

[Void]

Of course...anyone who doesn't is lying.

Would you rather be with a gorgeous girl with a severe case of Tourette's syndrome, or an equally gorgeous girl who was fecally incontinent?

[Smuckers]

tourettes bc i couldn't stand the poop smell

whats the nastiest thing you ever got caught doing as a kid?

[UNC]

Beating off, but my mom was a good sport and waited for me to finish before letting me know she was there.

Do you love me?

[Void]

It's too early for me to make a commitment, Marcus.

What's your take on UFOs?

[CTricksterGirl]

Not really sure...sometimes I think the government has some crazy ass shit they have built that we do not know about and yet, we have seen them testing...dunno..

What makes a girl completely irresistible?

[Void]

Her vagina.


Would you prefer playing Russian roulette, or sucking mongo's cock?

[Pax Britannia]

Russian roulette. A bullet is better than gayness and the herp.

Would you fuck a girl with no hands or feet?

[Void]

Like that unfortunate Brazilian chick with the bad infection...sure, why not?


What do you find to be the unsexiest accent?

[Pax Britannia]

The Geordie accent. It's the accent of people from Newcastle, UK.

Can ginger hair actually enhance the beauty of a woman?

[Void]

As long as the carpet matches the drapes, as they say.


Is there any product you buy in which you have strict brand-loyalty?

[CTricksterGirl]

Only if she has freckles or porcelain skin...otherwise, all bets off..

What do you think foreigners think of the "American" accent?

[JustinCase424]

They probably think it's confusing as hell since there are so many different American accents.

Average time you are on GMF a day?

[mbslugger89]

i try to keep it to an hour

weirdest animal you have ever owned?

[Buda's Boy]

Kangroo

Who what the "Hottie" that tripped your trigger when you were 14?

[The Batman]

Cindy Crawford

Ever have sex in public?

[UNC]

Yes...alot

Ever have a gay dream?

[Phil Theehor]

Not until I found a place called GMF and met a guy there named Marcus (Oh! The drinking vids....)

Who is the most disturbing person you have masturbated to?

[Void]

Hmmm...maybe Sandra Bernhardt, from that scene in The King of Comedy where she's in her bra and panties. I didn't reach completion.


Describe the most disgusting person you've had the misfortune of having sex with (oral included).

[Claibo]

A girl I met at a nightclub... she kept complaining about how low her self esteem was up to and after she blew me. She had on waist high panty hose that she didnt want to take off... they were ripped at the crotch (still creeps me out). We played just the tip b/c it hurt and then she finished me off with a handjob and for some reason I still ended up w/ the blue balls. Worst ever... by far. I am pretty sure she was a virgin b/c she ... well I could just tell. Never called her after that horrific night.

Ever had a virgin?

[The Batman]

Several.

Have you ever gotten into a fight you thought you would win and got your ass kicked?

[Claibo]

yeah... with a little string bean looking dude. Lets just say he was highly skilled at hand to hand combat and I paid the price.

Have you ever put someone in the Hospital and why/how?

[Phil Theehor]

No, have to say I am lucky there. No guilt.

What's the fastest you have ever made-up with an opponent after a real fistfight?

[The Batman]

Next day. I whooped his ass and he didn't want any more trouble since he was the one who started it.

Have you gotten a DUI/DWI?

[Void]

Nope.


Gayness: a result of biology or simply a choice (or something else)?

[The Batman]

Biology mostly. There are a few crazy people who make it a choice.

Do you have your college degree?

[Claibo]

BBA

did you go to junior college?

[Void]

No, but I went to a community college for a year before tranferring to a 4-year university (yes, I graduated...eventually).


What's your worst character flaw?

[Phil Theehor]

Overconfidence.

What was the worst/most-embarassing time you have been caught whacking off?

[Nature's Folly]

Doing it on a couch in the basement of my parents house...the garage was attached to that room...brother walked in the door...no way to hide it.

You see a turtle lying on its back in the desert, the blazing sun scorching it's belly...you don't do anything to help it...why not?

[Void]

http://lolbots.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/br_leon_time.jpg

I dunno, probably because I'm stranded out in the desert dying from the heat, and I'm planning on eating the turtle.


Tell us three places you'd rather be other than where you are now.

[The Batman]

On the beach in Bora Bora. In Japan doing a cool nature trail while taking photos. And fucking inside some obnoxious mansion somewhere near water.

Do you think you could ever have it in yourself to kill someone? In moments of compulsion or premeditation?

[Nature's Folly]

Yes, yes i could.

Do you ever wish you could hit reset on your life and start over?

[The Batman]

Yeah, just because I know a lot more know that the previous day. I figure thats gotta help for a second time around.

Ever did something incredibly dumb/illegal to impress a someone of the opposite sex? And if so, did it work out?

[Nature's Folly]

When i was a teenager i started talking to some girl i met online and she lived in another part of the state. We wanted to talk on the phone but she couldn't call me long distance since her parents had some block on her phone. I didn't have this problem, so i told ehr to call me collect. I was working at the time so i figured what the heck...it can't be that much. One 800.00 phone bill later i learned my lesson. She did love me for it though.

Ever lie about how fucked up you were when drinking/doing drugs with friends, than you really were?

[Claibo]

for sure... when I first started smoking weed I would lye b/c I was a lightweight.

what is the hardest drug you have done?

[Void]

Just weed...I was always a bit too skiddish to try anything beyond that.


Do you use bar soap or liquid soap in the shower?

[Claibo]

shampoo

washcloth>?

[The Batman]

Sort of. Its more like a sponge.

Ever break something to piss someone off?

[Claibo]

your spirit...

are you at work today?

[Void]

Nope...still miserably unemployed.


What do you think is the stupidest popular trend of the last 10-20 years?

[Nature's Folly]

The social websites...myspace/facebook...yes i have one for each. Dammit.

Will you ever try to become an astronaut?

[The Batman]

No. The idea of space freaks me out. And so does the idea of being completely underwater. Knowing I am that close to death is just not for me.

What is your creative outlet?

[Nature's Folly]

Painting with feces.

Have you ever gotten your red wings?

[The Batman]

ewwww to both of those comments. never eaten out a girl but fucked, sure.

Ever been to disney world?

[CTricksterGirl]

Disneyland (100s of times) and the Disney World waterpark, but not the actual joint...

If you had to chose to finger a girl or give oral to a girl for the rest of your life, which would you pick over the other and why?

[Claibo]

finger... oral is tricky business with the whole monthly cycle thing and is only good when the fish is at its peak of freshness.

BJ or pussy?

[Void]

Pussy.


What was the worst movie you saw in the last year?

[The Batman]

The Nines. Awful. Stupid.

Do you enjoy doing extreme sports?

[Claibo]

I suck at all sports so I will not risk my life going to the extremes...

have you ever jacked it in the great outdoors...?

[Void]

No...I likes the privacy. And I'm sure the vast majority of potential witnesses would prefer it that way.


Your partner's anus: a filthy, disgusting orifice that is best avoided; or a fun, sexy erogenous zone that you love to make your personal playground?

[Claibo]

I have always had a place in my heart for a womans turd cutter... most wont let you so it is a challenge. Best to do in the shower or in the tub with the girl on top. FI they have control they will be better at it and not feel like you are destroying their innerds....

Sex outdoors?

[The Batman]

Close at a zoo once in the bathroom, but she chickened out.

What is the best prank you have ever pulled on a friend/enemy?

[Claibo]

55 gallon drum filled with water and the trash that was still in it... leaned against their door room door.... knock knock.... boom splash! HE WAS PISSED!

every drawn blood from another person...

[Pax Britannia]

I bit my g/f on the shoulder so hard during sex that it did draw blood. But it was sexy blood.

Ever earned your red wings?

[Claibo]

negative on the red wings... that shit stinks! I was close....

Have you ever chili dogged it? (bone the ass then take the chilli'd dog and go for the mouth)

[Void]

I believe that's also known as ATM (ass-to-mouth). Alas, the answer is no.


When and where was the last time you took a shit that *wasn't* on a toilet?

[Claibo]

sharted on myself in like the third grade...we walked to school and it was about a mile away. Well, when I left I knew that I had a turd on deck but didnt listen to what my guts were telling me and hit the road... lets just say my friends laughed at me for a long time and I got detention b/c I had to walk back home to change my super mans... sucked!

When was the last time that you had an alcoholic drink?

[Smuckers]

new years.

have you ever seriously thought you were going to die?

[dirt_mcgirt]

yes...21 grams of shrooms seemed like a good idea until about 15 minutes after i ate the last one then shit got weird

What is the dumbest thing you have ever done while drinking

[CTricksterGirl]

Played truth or dare with my roommates and a couple of our guy pals and did topless jumping jacks for alls amusements (I am sure there is worse, I just cant recall right now)

Who would play you in the movie of your life?

[Void]

Patton Oswalt.


What's the silliest belief you once held, but no longer do?

[dirt_mcgirt]

god...more specifically though, organized religion

what is your biggest fear

[CTricksterGirl]

Flying...

What do you do for a living?

[canto iv]

I am a miscreant of varying occupations. (See also: fuck up, half-assed Renaissance Man )

If you could pin point just one thing (person, event, etc) that completely altered your life, what would it be?

[Archangel]

My dad having sex with my mother was pretty instrumental.


Would you rather live in France or in Texas?

[Void]

Haven't visited either place, but just going on the impressions I get, France. However, I'd reverse that if the choice was limited to their respective capitals. Austin seems to be a much nicer locale compared to the rest of the Lone Star State, and I could do without the infamous Parisian snobbishness.


Is there anyone in your immediate family with a serious mental illness?

[Buda's Boy]

Most of them! In fact I'm the only sane one........

Do you do recreational drugs? If so what?

[Archangel]

Alcohol and tobacco. That's it.


Most expensive car you've ever been in?

[Buda's Boy]

1956 Ferrari-Lancia D50

Most exotic place you've ever had Sex?

[bbates77]

A driveway of a house at Fannie Bay Beach in Darwin as the sun is setting expecting the hubbies car to rock up at any minute.

Do you post on these forums coz you don't know anyone else, and it's easier to say whatever you want?

[UNC]

No.

If a tree falls in a forrest and no one is there...is a woman still a bitch?

[bbates77]

The vibrations created from the falling tree affects the leaves in surrounding trees to move simultaneously creating a small turbulence in the wind, which in turn creates greater turbulences over the miles until it finds a woman who is already a bitch and already making a simple man miserable, but the bitchier the woman gets from these turbulences from afar, the simple man says: "yep, she's still a bitch"

Have you heard anyone dribble more shit than I just did?

[UNC]

Yes. Ever hear of Archangel?

[Void]

Which one? The Russian city, the celestial being, or the verbose Korean-German dude with a hard-on for Kierkegaard?

What's the worst thing that happened to you in a car?

[bbates77]

Drove drunk and hit the curb taking the wheel alignment out so far that I had to drive home making right turns only.

What are your best achievements made in a car (not neccessarily anything to do with driving)?

[UNC]

I once got away from a blue light

If there was a book written about your life, what would it be titled?

[Daydreamer]

Chubby Chaser:I Rolled Them In Flour & Fucked The Wet Spots.

What do you call your significant other's/did call your exes' cootch?

[patina]

dick

whats one thing you regret in your life, you'd change.

[redsox39]

Joining GMF...it has really killed my commission checks...

Who's First set of tits you ever saw IRL? do you have pics?

[Okie Medicvet]

I will never confess the multitude of boobage I have seen.

How often do you bathe your privates?

[Strega]

Twice a day...along with the rest of me.

How old were you when you got your first erection?

[Void]

Can't recall, but I was about 11 or 12 when I figured out how I could put it to good use.

Do you get annoyed when old threads here are resurrected?

[VG1506]

Old threads don't bother me as I am still very new to GMF. All old threads are new to me!

What is the strangests location you have ever had sex?

[Strega]

Blow job on a plane bound for Australia.

What is the highest number of pets you have owned at the same time?

[Anfield Red]

Four, all dogs - the one, a cross St. Bernard/Alsatian weighs in at 75kg's (no idea of the pound equivilent) and scares the shit out of postmen.

How many beers have you managed to drink in one sitting, and still managed to drive/get home safely?

[VG1506]

I drank 27 beer over a period of 10 hours. I managed to walk home... albeit a little swervy (sp?)

What's the most times have you seen the same movie?

[tsdhack]

I have seen Blazing Saddles nearly 300 times....

What was your worst accident?

[verdugo]

Coming in to this thread

the scariest moment in your life so far?

[VG1506]

When my girlfriend was late and thought she was pregnant (she wasn't!)

What is your biggest pet pieve?

[Clark Kent]

People who don't, and won't, think rationally.

What is your biggest turn-on?

[VG1506]

A nice, firm, round ass

What is your passion?

[Will-Kill]

Still trying to find that out.

Whats your fav type of Steak?

[Joe's Job]

New York.

What do you think is the dumbest looking animal?

[mmmdonuts]

Platypus

Why do dyou do what you do for a living?

[tsdhack]

I work for a large wireless telephone outfit in technical customer service

if you had 3 balls, what would you do with the extra?

[bbates77]

donate it to someone who really doesn't have any

what is the worst thing you have ever swallowed?

[mmmdonuts]

My pride.

What's good to eat in your hometown?

[MrVette83]

A small diner called the Tea Cup cafe.

What is the most exciting thing that has ever happened to you in your life?

[mmmdonuts]

Saving a friend from drowning.

What is your favorite sound?

[verdugo]

Acoustic guitar

in your opinion.. which is the most influential music album of all time?

..

[Defamed]

Abbey Road.

Rating it from 1 to 10, how satisfying is your life?

[mmmdonuts]

7

How many drinks before you puke?

[Starkiller66]

At least 8.

Do you post on here at work?

[mmmdonuts]

Can't. Blocked.

Who is your favorite singer?

[LethalStrike]

Tom Petty

What is your favorite movie of all time?

[merlin13]

Monty Python's Holy Grail

What was your favorite live concert you've seen in the last year?

[LethalStrike]

Trans-Siberian Orchestra

Where was your first kiss?

[Rusty S]

at church camp.

what was your last level of education?

[LethalStrike]

Higher than yours...

What is your biggest, non-sexual fantasy?

[bbates77]

picking my nose

why do you like GMF?

[LethalStrike]

So I can watch you pick your nose.

Why is The Breakfast Club considered a cult movie?

[bbates77]

Don't know, didn't watch it...that question is for the "Ask a Stupid Question" thread

(Interview style question: )
Why did you post it here?

[LethalStrike]

(It goes to your personality kumkwat)

Squashing bugs like you.

Why must you go gay all the time?

[LethalStrike]

Don't actually have one.

Are you really that blind?