Super Bowl: The Cardinals STILL Suck

[Penguin Rick]

Yea, wippee

Steelers/Zona.

Um... discuss.

I'm drunk.

Go Steelers.

[ADD]

Go Steelers!

[Menace2Sobriety]

Go Cards! I hate the Steelers. The last thing the league needs is Ben with multiple rings

[Stax]

I feel so much cleaner with that av bet done

[UNC]

I don't want the steelers to be the first team with 6 super bowls.

Go Cards!

[hatepoppy]

if arizona had a diff mascot, i mightve been swayed. that larry fitsgerald is a sexybad sumbastard.

still, fuck the cardinals in any possible sporting incarnation.

[smahoo]

GO CARDS!!!!!

[hatepoppy]

more like no nards...

[eleveneighteen]

Steelers will win by 20 or more. Good luck Cards.

[Da Raider]

How did the Cards make it again?

[redsox39]

Cards Win the Super Bowl. Every week I hear "Cards will lose by 20, nice run AZ."

And everyweek...they are wrong...

[bpb]

Go Zona.

[Pete t]

cinderella story is over now, good season cards NFC was a joke

[redsox39]

Please. The Cards and Eagles got hot at the right times...Your "Steelers" barely managed a .500 record vs the NFC this year. Not to mention, what the Giants did you your "unstoppable" Pat's last year. The AFC reign is over, regardless of this game.

Not to mention...you found a way to have a worse divsion than the NFC West...a miracle in itself, with the AFC West...the Worst Division in Football.

[ADD]

Steelers seem to be hot as of late as well

[Claibo]

STEELERS by 20

[redsox39]

Steelers by 24 or they suck

[HAWK]

I'll be interested to see how Whiz and Grimm try and exploit Pitt's weaknesses since they're the ones that used to try and cover them up.

But I still see Pitt winning by a decent margin. I'm stuck between hoping it's a blowout and wanting a good game.

[ruffdog]

Cards by 20

[ShitBreak]

I see Kurt Warner driving the length of the field in the last minute and winning the game on a TD strike.

Then when the clock his :00, a white light comes down, and he ascends to heaven.

[Penguin Rick]

Who the fuck are the Cardinals?

And I apologize for the original post in this thread.

[moe_blunts]

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u315/BrandoBardot/RaisingArizona.jpg

[Snatch]

Warner has the quick release. That's big against the Steelers. The key is bringing Roth down when you have a chance, and not giving him the extra time to make big plays.

Oh, and not having penalties which take you from 30 yards away from winning the game, to backed up on your own 15.

[Malone]

Steelers by 14.

[ruffdog]

I see Kurt Warner driving the length of the field in the last minute and winning the game on a TD strike.

Then when the clock his :00, a white light comes down, and he ascends to heaven.

that white light will be lightning

[Hoser]

Cards >> Steelers


Random animals shit >>>>> Steelers


Tater >>>>> Steelers

[Pete t]

Please. The Cards and Eagles got hot at the right times...Your "Steelers" barely managed a .500 record vs the NFC this year. Not to mention, what the Giants did you your "unstoppable" Pat's last year. The AFC reign is over, regardless of this game.

Not to mention...you found a way to have a worse divsion than the NFC West...a miracle in itself, with the AFC West...the Worst Division in Football.

i fucking hate the pats, the only team i like is the Steelers. considering my av is of a bears player i have nothing against the NFC... i dont root for the AFC at all so dont say that, im just saying Steelers will win aka AFC FTW

[redsox39]

Tater >>>>> Steelers


Wow, this place used to have class...

As much as I hate the steelers...come on...Taters?

[Pete t]

ouch, thats pushing it

[nuclearjew]

Nothing like the Super Bowl to bring out all the tards.

[HAWK]

Cards >> Steelers


Random animals shit >>>>> Steelers


Tater >>>>> Steelers

I love the bitter losers!

[Da Raider]

opening line is Steelers -7. Let's push that line to -10!!!

[justhere]

A few years back Gruden left Oakland to take a surprising Tampa Bay team to the Super Bowl where he axed his old team. Whisenhunt is going to do the same thing.

The Arizona defense did not look as solid yesterday as they did against Carolina and Atlanta, but the Cardinals are peaking. They are playing better in the post-season than they did the last month of the regular season.

I also think the Steelers beating the Ravens could be the equivalent of the Lakers beating the Spurs in 2004. The Lakers ran out of gas afterwards with everyone thinking the Finals would be a cakewalk, and got steamrolled by Detroit. After watching that brutal game in Pittsburgh, I could easily see the team being too worn down to stop the thriving Arizona offense.

I admit I just want to see Arizona win and would not be surprised to see Pittsburgh's defense win, but the Cardinals have all the karma.

[ADD]

Fuck karma, this is sports, not a My Name Is Earl or a Disney Movie

[hatepoppy]

karma? are they better pplz?

[Genius]

If the Steelers are still beat up and tired after two weeks of rest, they deserve to lose.

This will be a boring game, the Cardinals will manage less than 80 yards rushing, Warner will be sacked 3+ times and will rush a throw that will be intercepted, Parker will get 100+, most of it in the second half, Roethlisberger will throw for around 270 and 2 scores, and Pittsburgh will win comfortably but won't blow Arizona out.

[ADD]

Polamalu vs. Fitz is where it's at

[SilverBullet]

Polamalu vs. Fitz is where it's at
Fitz all day long. Polamalu is great at blitzing and knocking someone out but I am not sold on him covering a great WR like Fitz all day.

[Genius]

Because Polamalu won't cover Fitz. At all. Ike Taylor will cover Fitz, James Harrison and Lamar Woodley will force Warner to throw before he wants to, and Polamalu will step into the throwing lane. Just like Pittsburgh has done all year.

[hatepoppy]

i see fitzgerald @6'3 and pollywollydoodlealltheday @ 5'10.

if polamalu has a good day, itll be warner's fault, not fitzszz.

[hatepoppy]

Because Polamalu won't cover Fitz. At all. Ike Taylor will cover Fitz, James Harrison and Lamar Woodley will force Warner to throw before he wants to, and Polamalu will step into the throwing lane. Just like Pittsburgh has done all year.
psh wtf is this 'knowing what youre talkin about' shits?

[ADD]

It's so going to be Warner's fault

[Hoser]

Ok, the tater thing was pushing it. But I really hate the Steelers.

[HAWK]

Good.

[nitz]

boring game unless the Cards somehow manage to keep Warner upright.

[HAWK]

Unless, of course, you're a fan of either team.

[Genius]

I'm a fan of one of the teams! Yay!

[Oggie]

I just watch for the commercials.
3D Monsters Vs. Aliens FTW!

[mattaconda007]

Go steelers for sure.

[mongo]

we should listen to everything that genius has to say. after all, he picked osu over both usc and texas. that man knows his shitz!

[nuclearjew]

And over LSU and Florida. lulz

[mongo]

go buckeyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!

we dot our "!" with shitty celebs!

[Pete t]

I just watch for the commercials.
3D Monsters Vs. Aliens FTW!

we get like maybe 3 or 4 of the superbowl commercials up here its bullshit. they do replay them on sportscentre the next day tho.

[ShitBreak]

You can go just about anywhere on the net and catch all the commercials following the game.

With this game, I'll be watching more for the commercials than anything. Fuck the Steelers.

[nuclearjew]

It seems like even the commercials have gotten lame the last few years.

[heelsguy]

Go Cards! I hate the Steelers. The last thing the league needs is Ben with multiple rings


i fucking hate the steelers because of the obnoxious transplants down here who treat us like rednecks, act like we do not know how to be "real fans" (which is total bull shit..they leave games early to, if their team is far behind in the 4th). long and short: I am an NFC guy and a Panthers fan, so of course I want our loss to the cards to be:

"the Panthers turned the ball over 6 times to the eventual super bowl champs",

[TheImpossibleMan]

Yay Cards? Honestly, I just want the Steelers to get hit by a fast moving bus. If the Cards actually win that's just gravy.

[TheImpossibleMan]

Worse team to make the Super Bowl: Carolina a few years ago or Cards now?

[ADD]

Carolina actually made it a game, so I'll say Cards now for now

[redsox39]

Steelers by 27

[HAWK]

Wow. Such haters. I love it.

[Pete t]

i know im glad not everyone is going for the steelers

[Void]

http://www.gitaar.net/forum/index.php/file/8/7764/buttsecks1.gif

[Claibo]

nice shooters....

[ADD]

She's taking out Brenda Warner

[HAWK]

So why all the Pittsburgh hate?

Good God, I thought the hatred against New England was bad.

[ADD]

They don't understand the awesomeness of Ben Roethlisberger

http://www.brendanloy.com/blog/images/bigben-champion.jpg

[HAWK]

I don't see the problem.

[ADD]

This is about to happen

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w187/yagermeister_2008/DeadCardinal.jpg

[Void]

As is this:

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[Penguin Rick]

Better the Steelers than the Cowboys. I don't really mind the 49ers though.

[Da Raider]

Steelers by 27

bet?

[SilverBullet]

i know im glad not everyone is going for the steelers
On here they aren't. But you watch and see, all the "experts" are going to pick Pittsburgh.

Its going to be a tough game and a closer game then most of you think. Warner picks up a blitz as good as anyone in the league. Pittsburgh is the best at blitzing. Its going to be awesome watching these two go at it.

[justhere]

The experts have not picked Arizona in a single game this post-season. Why change the trend?

[SilverBullet]

The experts have not picked Arizona in a single game this post-season. Why change the trend?
I suppose Zona is another one of your favorite teams?

[Penguin Rick]

You mean you can't be both a Chargers and Patriots fan? Shit... I missed that memo.

[justhere]

If you're not inspired by a team that has defied constant criticism, righted a failing franchise, and reached its first Super Bowl you shouldn't be watching football.

[The Batman]

I kinda want to put money on Arizona to win just because if they do, the spread will make it worth while.

[Claibo]

might as well light that cash on fire my friend...

[SilverBullet]

If you're not inspired by a team that has defied constant criticism, righted a failing franchise, and reached its first Super Bowl you shouldn't be watching football.
I'm just surprised that with all the teams your a die-hard fan of, they aren't on the list. Crazy!

[mongo]

i hope the cards pull it out. the spread makes it woth it.

[SilverBullet]

i hope the cards pull it out. the spread makes it woth it.
Money Money Money!

[HAWK]

On here they aren't. But you watch and see, all the "experts" are going to pick Pittsburgh.

Its going to be a tough game and a closer game then most of you think. Warner picks up a blitz as good as anyone in the league. Pittsburgh is the best at blitzing. Its going to be awesome watching these two go at it.

I, for one, don't think this is gonna be a cakewalk/blowout. I don't see Pitt losing...but I'm not a fool either.

These Pitt fans that have totally checked out on this one are ignorant. Hopefully, Tomlin won't let the team check out like some of the fans.

[rc113943]

i'm happy as all hell the cardinals won ... i'll be in phoenix on superbowl sunday, and i'd imagine the bars will be a bit more lively than if the pennsylvania bowl was on TV

[shdaow]

i hope the cards pull it out. the spread makes it woth it.

Thats what she said

[arod2105]

I think it will be a good close game. I think Arizona might pull it off. Of course no is really giving them a chance, but then again, look at New York shocking the world last year.

[mbslugger89]

too bad we dont get to vote on a winner, everyone cheering for the cardinals. clock strikes midnight and cinderella is gunna get her ass blown to pieces....its too bad really

[Hanover Fist]

I just found out something that is kind of fucked up.
The NFL always has an 11 member military detail that does the color guard before the game for the National Anthem. It has always been the practice that after the color guard the service members are allowed to stay and watch the game. For some reason the NFL has decided to change that policy this year. After the presentation of colors, the color guard will be escorted out of the stadium and not allowed to watch the game. Fuck the NFL, that's bullshit.

[HAWK]

Link?

[Hanover Fist]

Link?

There is no link yet, it was just related by members of the color guard that they were informed that they were not going to be able to stay and watch the game. There have been inquiries to the NFL on some of the blogs I visit, but they haven't received an answer from the NFL yet. As soon as they do I'll post it. I'm sure once this gets out the NFL will suddenly change their minds.

The original report of this came from Gen. Ray Odierno, commander of Multi-National Force–Iraq when the parents of one of the Marines in the color guard called him and told him what was occurring. He was asked if he could contact someone in the NFL and have the policy changed.

if you want to verify whether this is true or give your opinion on it:
http://www.nfl.com/contact-us

[Alcestis]

if you want to verify whether this is true or give your opinion on it:
http://www.nfl.com/contact-us

I just sent out a message asking for more information.

[Mustard]

The Cardinals are the team of destiny.

[heelsguy]

2 teams with super bowl winning QB's. when was the last super bowl with that? anyone?

[nuclearjew]

Last year's! Wackity shmackity doooooo

[bpb]

Staubach, Bradshaw?

[Soup Nazi]

The real game everyone was waiting for this Sunday, has been canceled!


LAND O' LAKES - The football event (http://suncoastpasco.tbo.com/topic/k/football-event/) of the season has been canceled.
No, not the one at Raymond James Stadium. The one with scantily clad women (http://suncoastpasco.tbo.com/topic/k/scantily-clad-women/) playing tackle football at Caliente Spa and Resort.
The Lingerie Bowl (http://suncoastpasco.tbo.com/topic/k/lingerie-bowl/) has been officially canceled, Stephon McMillen, a spokesman for the Lingerie Football League, announced Sunday in an e-mail.
The cancellation is the result of a conflict over where nudity would be allowed during the event. The Lingerie Football League, which is organizing the game, has requested that people stay dressed in certain areas of the resort. That's something the clothing-optional resort would not agree to.
McMillen (http://suncoastpasco.tbo.com/topic/k/mcmillen/) wrote that the league was "forced to cancel" the event because Caliente officials have "chosen to breach their agreement in relation to our previously agreed upon 'clothing mandate' during our broadcast and events at the resort."

[jax]

well there is always the puppy bowl with bonus kitten half time show

[Penguin Rick]

So I was an idiot yesterday. I was really fucking stoned, and due to peer pressure, I ended up betting everything left in my bodog account on the Super Bowl. It's about $1500 in total, but it's on different props and such, so I didn't put all my eggs in a single basket. At least this makes the Super Bowl much more interesting to watch.

[Genius]

My team is playing in the Super Bowl tomorrow. Is yours?!?!?!?

[Void]

My team is playing in the Super Bowl tomorrow. Is yours?!?!?!?Um, yeah.

[Genius]

Latest Super Bowl Prop Bet:

Biggest Coach Cock
Both coaches must show cock during game for bet to have action.

Mike Tomlin -560
Ken Whisenhunt +1600
Same Size +27000
Same Color +360000

[nuclearjew]

How does Matt Millen have to balls to appear on any sort of NFL coverage? It must be the mustache.

[Hanover Fist]

This had some interesting stuff about previous superbowl ads. I had forgotten about a lot of these.

http://www.adweek.com/aw/content_display/creative/critique/e3i6e3ab16ed8b79d8bc1907301f47ff1e5

[Jericho]

It's commercials day!!

[heelsguy]

I really have a feeling the Cards are going to win today, straight up. When the entire country is going one way, always go the other way.

Warner is going to throw for 310, with 3 td's

[Jericho]

Fitzgerald will not be denied!

Also, is John Legend obligated to perform at every kind of celebratory event? I'm tired of this guy

[Jericho]

It's the Rock!

[canto iv]

In light of today's big game, I wanted to share some relevant articles ranging from an in-depth preview of the game, advice on party supplies (what to drink, eat, etc), and even a look at a few of the really great past Super Bowls.
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[Jericho]

JOURNEY!

[Jericho]

So much pregaaame

[Jericho]

Ack! Brenda Warner! Kill it with fire!

[rhcpman12]

im thinkin the patriots will win

[Trident]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/other_sports/american_football/7860197.stm

Some crazy Brit sells his house to watch NFL.

[Soup Nazi]

I like how the first song that comes to the minds of Brits when they think of American Football is Sweet Home Alabama.

[Jericho]

Neil Rackers needs to make his field goals tonight. Brilliant insight, Bob

[Genius]

HERE WE GO STEELERS, HERE WE GO!!!

[nuclearjew]

I love seeing Tiki Barber having to cover the Super Bowl. How do you like being on that field, quitter?

[Jericho]

I love seeing Tiki Barber having to cover the Super Bowl. How do you like being on that field, quitter?
hehe...I love it, too

[Jericho]

This is all fun and good, but let's get to the Office already

[Genius]

It's unbelievable to me that otherwise intelligent, grown men can think that a football game can come down to some fabricated nonexistent bullshit like "destiny".

[Gary_Busey]

Seriously, I'm more excited about The Office than the Super Bow.

[Jericho]

Seriously, I'm more excited about The Office than the Super Bow.
This is the truth

[nuclearjew]

CLORIS LEACHMAN FTW

[Jericho]

lulz, wtf was that steroid commercial

[ShitBreak]

Go Matt Leinart!

[Jericho]

Rod Tidwell for MVP

[Jericho]

The Cardinals...this is so weird

[nuclearjew]

Rod Tidwell for MVP
When Tiki was interviewing Larry Fitzgerald, I was waiting for that Rod Tidwell "hey Tiki, you're not gonna make me cry!" moment.

[ShitBreak]

When did Brenda Warner get hot? No more dike haircut...

[Mustard]

That choir didn't meet its quota for fat black women.

[Zilchoid]

When did Brenda Warner get hot? No more dike haircut...
I don't know if I'd call her hot, but I would say it's a step in the right direction.

[ADD]

When did Brenda Warner get hot? No more dike haircut...

I'm still buying into that bullshit. Go Steelers and Roethlisberger!

[Jericho]

Good anthem

[ShitBreak]

Steelers don't need another god damn ring. It's like saying the Yankees need to win the pennant.

[nuclearjew]

omfg GI Joe Movie!

[Zilchoid]

GI Joe, huh?...looks interesting.

[hatepoppy]

prepackaged anthem.

[ShitBreak]

That GI Joe trailer looked both crappy AND awesome at the same time. How the fuck does that work?

[hatepoppy]

that broad got that kung fu grip?

[Zilchoid]

Al just said:

"Let's take a look at the units against each other."

I've always thought he was secretly in love with has ham-fisted counterpart. I think this comment proves it.

[Mustard]

Fuckin' Steelers are using medical herecy... how can they lose?

[nuclearjew]

Pathetic. How does Hines Ward get that open?

[bpb]

How they gonna let a crippled that wide open?

[ShitBreak]

OKLAHOMA STATE MENTION!!

*fap fap fap*

[hatepoppy]

QUEER!

[Jericho]

Wow Big Ben first score had to pay off for somebody

[hatepoppy]

td.

[Jericho]

Didn't anyone tell them The Da Vinci code sucked?

[Jericho]

A little Statham never hurts anything

[hatepoppy]

well color me retarded.

[bpb]

Nice challenge. I didn't think there was enough to overturn.

[Zilchoid]

Wow. Great challenge, Coach Wiz. I thought it was a td for sure.

[Mustard]

Good challenge.

I'm the master of the obvious.

[Sarxos]

Good call. That knee was down.

[ShitBreak]

Did they just compare JB to Belushi?

I love me some JB...but thats wrong.

[Zilchoid]

The Cardinals were looking for the fake on the FG. Three guys pulled off the line to look in the backfield to stop a possible run, pass, handoff, etc.

Good job again, Coach Wiz!

[hatepoppy]

Nice challenge. I didn't think there was enough to overturn.
you n me both, sister.

[Jericho]

Breaston got Schmacked

[jax]

cards aren't playing defense at all...I can see thing getting ugly fast.

[bpb]

That was fucking nuts.

[Jericho]

That was some eli escapage

[bpb]

Boo this man. Boo him!

[Jericho]

:D

[UNC]

Streaming for anyone interested

http://atdhe.net/live-tv-2892.html

[jax]

wow, they are ripping the cards up

[Sarxos]

The Cards need to get that Defense working or this'll be a short game.

[ShitBreak]

Streaming for anyone interested

http://atdhe.net/live-tv-2892.html


Because someone doesn't own a TV?

[nuclearjew]

Because someone doesn't own a TV?
Because maybe some people are at work or in another country? Douche la loosh.

[bpb]

Internet is quick.

http://i41.tinypic.com/21jotwj.gif

[Sarxos]

Because maybe some people are at work or in another country? Douche la loosh.

Even in the Netherlands I have it on live tv.

[nuclearjew]

Even in the Netherlands I have it on live tv.
But you're not at work! A-ha! Besides, you could just stretch your neck across the Atlantic and watch thru some New Yorker's window Mister Fantastic-style.

[nuclearjew]

Internet is quick.

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Idiocracy! "Ow my balls"

[bpb]

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[Jericho]

The commercials this year are actually pretty fucking funny. Loved the Conan one

[Sarxos]

10 points down, only one team has won the Superbowl being 10 points down...

[Gary_Busey]

Throw the ball to Fitzgerald.

[29a]

Streaming for anyone interested

http://atdhe.net/live-tv-2892.html

You reign.

You can't even imagine how fucking trash the commercials in Canada are.

[Jericho]

money money, yeah yeah

[Sarxos]

Now we have a game.

[jax]

wow. there is the cards offense!

[ShitBreak]

holy shit.

[Jericho]

crazy throw, tyree crazy catch

[bpb]

Phew, it's a game again.

[bpb]

crazy throw, tyree crazy catch

BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mustard]

Did anybody mention how awesome that catch was?

[Sarxos]

Patrick had a nice height advantage on the linebacker.

[29a]

Fuck... is the little Super Bowl logo on the score ticker bothering anyone else?

After every play it flashes yellow for a split second and I think there's a flag.

[Sarxos]

Why is Madden standing up doing the commentary?

[jax]

steelers are still running well

[Gary_Busey]

Why is Madden standing up doing the commentary?
He always stands up.

[jax]

Why is Madden standing up doing the commentary?

he hasn't sat down since 1997

[Sarxos]

He always stands up.

Ah yeah but I mean he's getting old now. Surely there should be a chair just in case.

[Mustard]

Why is Madden standing up doing the commentary?
Because they don't make chairs out of granite?

[Jericho]

What's the difference between encroachment and offsides?

[Gary_Busey]

Oh shit...

[Sarxos]

That was a great return.

[Archangel]

Because they don't make chairs out of granite?

From you, that's supremely funny.


Also, nice return.

[bpb]

What's the difference between encroachment and offsides?

I think encroachment is player to player contact.

[UNC]

I hope this becomes a cardnal blowout

[Zilchoid]

What's the difference between encroachment and offsides?

Encroachment is called when a defensive player comes across the line and makes contact with an offensive player before ball is snapped.

Offside is called anytime a defensive player is in the neutral zone or beyond the line of scrimmage (without making contact) when the ball is snapped. This can happen when they've lined up in the neutral zone, or when they've jumped early.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061016121838AAIRWl3

[jax]

pick!

[Jericho]

wow, that was unfortunate

[Jericho]

That thing went way high

[bpb]

That box of flowers commercial was pretty funny.

[jax]

That box of flowers commercial was pretty funny.

i'd want to see her naked

[Archangel]

These German commentators need to be flogged.

[bpb]

These Cheeto commercials are getting more and more creepy.

[Trident]

The guys on BBC Five Live were just taking the piss out of the French commentators next to them who apparently have said nothing for the last ten minutes...

[Sarxos]

The guys on BBC Five Live were just taking the piss out of the French commentators next to them who apparently have said nothing for the last ten minutes...

You not watching the BBC1 coverage?

[Trident]

You not watching the BBC1 coverage?

I was, but I had some wallpapering to finish so I put on the radio.

[jax]

come on score before the half!

[Trident]

Wow....

[Trident]

...oh.

[Mustard]

Oh well how about that?

[Jericho]

Oh shit

[riseabove!]

well that was interesting

[jax]

what the fuck

[bpb]

Now there is a turn of events.

[Archangel]

Oh what the fuck, man.

[shdaow]

Le Pwned

[29a]

Not overturnable

[jax]

he is in, its a touchdown

[Trident]

100 yard interception touchdown? Has that happened often in the Superbowl?

[Mustard]

That might be the best play I've ever seen in a football game.

[Archangel]

I'm actually getting into this.

[Pax Britannia]

That touch down was fucking epic.

[riseabove!]

that 3d shit hurts my eyes. good move NBC

[Jericho]

that 3d shit hurts my eyes. good move NBC
Seriously. Do I NEED those 3d glasses to watch Chuck tomorrow, because those commercials were obnoxious

[nuclearjew]

Seriously. Do I NEED those 3d glasses to watch Chuck tomorrow, because those commercials were obnoxious
I got mines at Safeway. That was some shitty 3D.

[bpb]

Hahaha. Bruce slammed his nuts into the camera guy.

[Jericho]

I'm watching the kitty kat halftime show on Animal Planet. It's 'dorable

[jax]

I'm watching the kitty kat halftime show on Animal Planet. It's 'dorable

I watched it too. Better than watching bruce...

[Jericho]

I thought ABC was supposed to be having the Wipeout Bowl during halftime. I gots infomercial

[Jeff]

yo i got some passes to post but cant access the area, one of you shits gimme access

[Jericho]

fuck off, Jeff

[Jeff]

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[FlipHKD]

yo i got some passes to post but cant access the area, one of you shits gimme access
lol
what the fuck

[FlipHKD]

as soon as bruce had said "for the next 12 minutes" I knew I was heading to the corner store.

I didn't miss much obviously

[nuclearjew]

Fuck the haters, Born To Run pwned

[Mustard]

Fuck the haters, Born To Run pwned
There's nothing more pathetic than Boss haters.

[Gary_Busey]

I'm a Springsteen fan.

[bpb]

I thought it was a pretty good show. The sliding camera nut shot was funny.

[ShitBreak]

At least Bruce didn't phone it in like most do. Dude actually looked like he enjoyed it and wanted to be there.

[nuclearjew]

Are Bender and La Bamba in the E Street Band?

[Jericho]

Are Bender and La Bamba in the E Street Band?
I didn't think so. No, they can't be, because whenever Max is gone, Conan still bullshits with them

[nuclearjew]

I didn't think so. No, they can't be, because whenever Max is gone, Conan still bullshits with them
That's right! It must be part of NBC trying to whore out every last employee they've got.

[jax]

if the cards want a chance they need to score soon.

[Archangel]

Really?

[Jericho]

if the cards want a chance they need to score soon.
I think you should be focused on calling the game,Mr. Madden

[Mustard]

Thanks, Yogi Bera.