BREAKING NEWS: Obama takes first White House dump

[brentblack]

you heard it here first

[Hanover Fist]

I bet Chris Matthews leg is tingling more than ever and Olberman just jizzed his pants.

[brentblack]

THIS JUST IN: it was a two flusher

[wonderllama]

I bet it wasn't the first shit going down in the "oval office"!

[redsox39]

Apparently, he is well on the way!

http://www.borowitzreport.com/article.aspx?ID=6979

[wonderllama]

"...buttocks are being sucked to a degree that is without precedent."

I think I need something like this on a t-shirt...

[Hoser]

I think so many are kissing his ass because they see him as the countries only chance to get back on its legs. They saw what bush did and now see Obama as a knight in shining armour coming in to save the day.

He has very high expectations to live up too.

[Claydon]

bush revamped our security agencies so as to protect the country, he presided over an average of 4% unemployment.

yah...what an awful president. carter was just so fucking stellar compared to bush.

[Skybase]

The bastard shoulda submitted it to www.ratemypoo.com (http://www.ratemypoo.com)
A turd of such historical magnitude should be reviewed by the people!

[Hanover Fist]

www.rippleguts.com

[dick_darlington]

THIS JUST IN: it was a two flusher
jeez, he must have used a lot of tp for that deuce!

[Claydon]

how many courics was it?

[dick_darlington]

how many courics was it?
not as big as randy's.

i haven't seen said dump, but i will assume 3 courics. only because obama looks like he wipes a lot.

[Hoser]

bush revamped our security agencies so as to protect the country, he presided over an average of 4% unemployment.

yah...what an awful president. carter was just so fucking stellar compared to bush.

Everyone has their good days.

Bottom line was there were far more people who did not approve of Bush at the end. You call lick his nuts all you want, but the current state of your country speaks louder then you ever could.

[Claydon]

Everyone has their good days.

Bottom line was there were far more people who did not approve of Bush at the end. You call lick his nuts all you want, but the current state of your country speaks louder then you ever could.

the current state of our country is more than bush....

the current state of our country is the failure of the congress, the failure of both political parties, the failure of the banks, and ultimately the failure of dipshit americans believing they can purchase a $600,000 house while making minimum wage.

[Hoser]

Ok, Change it from 100% Bushes fault to the administrations fault. either way people want change, they have faith in the Obama White house and hold the guy up on a pedestal if for nothing else then increase moral throughout the country.

[Stax]

bush revamped our security agencies so as to protect the country, he presided over an average of 4% unemployment.

yah...what an awful president. carter was just so fucking stellar compared to bush.

Yes. What an awful president. You are correct. To suggest he was successful economically is laughable when faced with 8 years of Reagan-style no-regulation-no-problem that helped build the mess we're in coupled with trillions sunk into unnecessary wars and a ruined image abroad. AWESOME!

[IdiotBrain]

I'll enjoy pointing out Obama's failings and shortcomings to my lemming friends. Just as hoser enjoys blaming every problem in his... wait MY country on a man who did his best during one of the most trying times in our country.

Bush sucked, yes. But we're still alive and in one piece. So stfu and keep your opinions in canadia, eh?

[Archangel]

How the fuck did I miss this?

Locked.