The Anti-Emo Thread

[NOTKyle]

Dunn's thread was bummin' me out.

I accidentally let it all fly while raw-doggin a couple weeks ago and I never told the woman. But today a red slimy visitor showed up!

Yay!

[BIG PIZZLE]

There had to be a less gross way of telling that story.

[Claydon]

wait, he has the herpes?

[NOTKyle]

There had to be a less gross way of telling that story.

Condomless finish now baby free?

[wonderllama]

I thought this was a War of the Worlds thread...

http://www.geofftaylor.btinternet.co.uk/wotwtheredweed7.jpg

[BIG PIZZLE]

Hows about, "Despite the fact that some of my essence escaped into my companion's hoo-ha during a recent coitus session, she was recently visited by an old friend. Yay!"

[wonderllama]

or..."The old saying of there's no need to cry over spilled milk came true today"?

[NOTKyle]

Ah so it's pseudonym for aunt flo that got ya.

Cherry gusher?

[WET HOT MESS]

I'm sick and I shot beer out my nose while watching Bill and Ted. So not sexy, but awesomely funny.

[Jericho]

I'm sick and I shot beer out my nose while watching Bill and Ted. So not sexy, but awesomely funny.
Success! My poll was a success! I bet it was when Beethoven was going nuts on the keyboard,huh? Montage!

[WET HOT MESS]

Yeah. Next assignment is to watch all the Back to the Future movies before I pass out.

[leafsmack0]

My next assignment is to take a fat shit on my desk

[NOTKyle]

I'm going to fat desk your shit.

[WET HOT MESS]

Fat desk and shit sammich

[Claydon]

What's a "period"

[Deadhead Derek]

an era, or point in time.

[mongo]

http://www.cs.toronto.edu/km/ome/OME_logo.PNG

[Face]

I don't get it

[Face]

oh wait, now I get it

[Face]

it's just not very funny

[vasili denisov]

What's a "period"
Punctuation that serves to demark the end of a sentence, avoiding endless, wandering stream of consciousness that might cause the reader to think, when is this going to end, or, oh, good, another comma, an infinite passage down a corridor, the exit always at a distance, out of reach, please, dear god, tell me that this will soon be over, okay, it's over, no, sorry, false start, we continue on and on, in this endless desert, our beacon continuing leading us on, our destination almost there, but not there, in sight, but always always out of reach, I can't can't take this anymore, this has to end soon, I'm at the end of my rope, will this only be an unyielding purgatory, without respite, a horrific, cryptic open-ended thing, where ultimately, all that can be asked is, why?

[Face]

my brain hurts

[Jericho]

vasili hates a semicolon

[nitz]

Periods, kid, anal bleeding.

Worse?

[Pox]

I didn't go to any classes today, and just found out they were all canceled anyway.

YAY

[Trident]

I have an interview in a month for what pretty much could be considered my dream job.

[mongo]

i have a date with a doctor this weekend. i'll most likely get drunk, try to fuck her, and she'll never talk to me again. but i'm cool with that.

[WET HOT MESS]

I have an interview in a month for what pretty much could be considered my dream job.
Watching security tapes of the Queen taking a bath?

[Trident]

Watching security tapes of the Queen taking a bath?

Have you been reading my Facebook updates?

[WET HOT MESS]

Totally. Gotta learn to be more discrete. That's how the last guy (me) got fired.

[Pax Britannia]

Poking people on Facebook sounds so dirty.

[Trident]

Poking people on Facebook is one of the most retarded things possible makes me want to slap them silly.

[mongo]

facebook is for suckers.

[Face]

I was about to catch hell for not sweeping out a bus that I didn't remember using, but I was able to prove I never even drove that bus on that day, so yay!

[Face]

oh and wendy's introduced a new larger large sized fries and drink

awww yeah!

[Bizz]

I don't think anyone who posts in the Emo thread should be allowed to post in the Anti-Emo thread. It should hence forth be a bannable offense.

[NOTKyle]

oh and wendy's introduced a new larger large sized fries and drink

awww yeah!

If frosty's are included in that that's actually good news.

[Face]

I'm sure they are

[WET HOT MESS]

I don't think anyone who posts in the Emo thread should be allowed to post in the Anti-Emo thread. It should hence forth be a bannable offense.
You're a bannable offense.

[Bizz]

Thanks?

[White.Rabbit]

sigh

life sucks.
*cut*

[Archetype]

i have a date with a doctor this weekend. i'll most likely get drunk, try to fuck her, and she'll never talk to me again. but i'm cool with that.

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- the specified day of the month
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2. (noun) date, escort
- a participant in a date
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3. (noun) date, appointment, engagement
- a meeting arranged in advance
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4. (noun) date, particular date
- a particular but unspecified point in time
Synonyms: appointment (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/appointment), escort (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/escort), particular (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/particular) date (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/date), date (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/date), engagement (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/engagement), day of the month (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/month)

5. (noun) date
- the present
Synonyms: appointment (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/appointment), escort (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/escort), particular (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/particular) date (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/date), engagement (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/engagement), day of the month (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/month)

6. (noun) date
- the particular day, month, or year (usually according to the Gregorian calendar) that an event occurred
Synonyms: appointment (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/appointment), escort (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/escort), particular (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/particular) date (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/date), engagement (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/engagement), day of the month (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/month)

7. (noun) date
- a particular day specified as the time something happens
Synonyms: appointment (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/appointment), escort (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/escort), particular (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/particular) date (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/date), engagement (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/engagement), day of the month (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/month)

8. (noun) date
- sweet edible fruit of the date palm with a single long woody seed
Synonyms: appointment (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/appointment), escort (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/escort), particular (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/particular) date (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/date), engagement (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/engagement), day of the month (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/month)


So you have an appointment with the doctor.

[WET HOT MESS]

Thanks?
BAN!
sigh

life sucks.
*cut*
Anti emo thwead.

[Archetype]

I'm sick and I shot beer out my nose while watching Bill and Ted. So not sexy, but awesomely funny.
You drink beer? When did this start?

[WET HOT MESS]

Late last year? I dunno. I don't drink much anyway. A 6 pack lasts me two months. :(

[White.Rabbit]

Late last year? I dunno. I don't drink much anyway. A 6 pack lasts me two months. :(
anita - do you turn red when you drink? is this why?!

i have the secret formula that fixes redness.

[WET HOT MESS]

Yeah, I turn super red. Ears start burning and I pass out right after I finish one bottle. Don't tell me the solution is penuz.

[White.Rabbit]

man, that used to be me too

take pepcid AC max. strength a couple of hours before you drink.

and you gotta take like 5 + pills. on a night where I drink a shitload I take about 6-9.

The most color youll get is a slight pink in your cheeks and somehow it gets you SMASHED really easily.

[IdiotBrain]

I bet you fart a storm though.

[White.Rabbit]

not at all. You just get really drunk and take random people home. ...win and win.

[Face]

when did the anti-emo thread become the antacid thread?

[Archetype]

Yeah, I turn super red. Ears start burning and I pass out right after I finish one bottle. Don't tell me the solution is penuz.
It is good to carry some powdered rouge in one's sleeve. It may happen that when one is sobering up or waking from sleep, a samurai's complexion may be poor. At such a time it is good to take out and apply some powdered rouge.

[Bastard]

i have a date with a doctor this weekend. i'll most likely get drunk, try to fuck her, and she'll never talk to me again. but i'm cool with that.

1. (noun) date, day of the month
- the specified day of the month
Synonyms: appointment (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/appointment), escort (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/escort), particular (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/particular) date (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/date), date (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/date), engagement (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/engagement), day of the month (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/month)

2. (noun) date, escort
- a participant in a date
Synonyms: appointment (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/appointment), date (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/date), accompaniment (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/accompaniment), particular (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/particular) date (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/date), bodyguard (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/bodyguard), day of the month (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/month), escort (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/escort), engagement (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/engagement)

3. (noun) date, appointment, engagement
- a meeting arranged in advance
Synonyms: conflict (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/conflict), fight (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/fight), troth (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/troth), engagement (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/engagement), booking (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/booking), employment (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/employment), assignment (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/assignment), particular (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/particular) date (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/date), mesh (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/mesh), interlocking (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/interlocking), appointment (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/appointment), battle (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/battle), involution (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/involution), participation (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/participation), designation (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/designation), escort (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/escort), involvement (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/involvement), betrothal (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/betrothal), day of the month (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/month), appointee (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/appointee), meshing (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/meshing), fitting (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/fitting), naming (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/naming), date (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/date)

4. (noun) date, particular date
- a particular but unspecified point in time
Synonyms: appointment (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/appointment), escort (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/escort), particular (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/particular) date (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/date), date (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/date), engagement (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/engagement), day of the month (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/month)

5. (noun) date
- the present
Synonyms: appointment (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/appointment), escort (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/escort), particular (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/particular) date (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/date), engagement (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/engagement), day of the month (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/month)

6. (noun) date
- the particular day, month, or year (usually according to the Gregorian calendar) that an event occurred
Synonyms: appointment (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/appointment), escort (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/escort), particular (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/particular) date (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/date), engagement (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/engagement), day of the month (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/month)

7. (noun) date
- a particular day specified as the time something happens
Synonyms: appointment (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/appointment), escort (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/escort), particular (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/particular) date (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/date), engagement (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/engagement), day of the month (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/month)

8. (noun) date
- sweet edible fruit of the date palm with a single long woody seed
Synonyms: appointment (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/appointment), escort (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/escort), particular (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/particular) date (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/date), engagement (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/engagement), day of the month (http://www.synonyms.net/synonym/month)


So you have an appointment with the doctor.


Prostate exams can often lead to dating.