My Life Is A Mess

[UNC]

I'm gonna kill this today

http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/Snapshot_20090202.jpg

I'll be posting vids...taking requests for shout outs and shit...and generally getting fucked up.

I'm bored.

[Limp]

New thread title suggestions:
LOOK AT ME!

Attention all GMF! I need ATTENTION!

[Limp]

BTW... I better get the first shout out.... or we're fucking through.

[UNC]

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Got ya next, limp

any music you prefer?

[ShitBreak]

GO MARCUS GO!

All of your drinking videos should have the theme song from "Greatest American Hero" playing the back.

[Limp]

any music you prefer?
Give me some Radiohead.

[TylerDurden]

GO MARCUS GO!

All of your drinking videos should have the theme song from "Greatest American Hero" playing the back.

unc sucks jim's pee-pee while mike sucks unc's. startin' to look like you're the fuckin' pivot man, marcus.

[UNC]

I'm down with that

[UNC]

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[ShitBreak]

Where are the videos? Pictures don't count.

Also, I expect some love thrown my way. I always support your endeavors.

[TylerDurden]

I'm down with that

faggot.
me next, k? <3

[UNC]

Where are the videos? Pictures don't count.

Also, I expect some love thrown my way. I always support your endeavors.


THEY ARE VIDS....CLICK THE SHIT

[Limp]

lulz, Mike doesn't click on anything that doesn't say "FREE TWINKIES! CLICK HERE!"

[TylerDurden]

lulz, Mike doesn't click on anything that doesn't say "FREE COCK-SHAPED TWINKIES! CLICK HERE!"

fixed for clarity.

[ShitBreak]

Yeah, maybe I don't have the right plug-ins at work. Cause the videos don't work. There's nothing to click on. It's just a pikchur.

[Limp]

My bad, what durden said.

[ShitBreak]

Ah...I had to turn images back on.

That might help. Durrrrrrrrrrrrr.

[Limp]

Yeah, maybe I don't have the right plug-ins at work. Cause the videos don't work. There's nothing to click on. It's just a pikchur.
Right click it and get the link you dumb fucking shit stain. Then paste in into your browser.

[UNC]

Computer for dummies

[UNC]

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[ShitBreak]

Ok. Marcus is officially the coolest motherfucker alive.

[UNC]

That means alot coming from Jericho's sidekick

[Archangel]

Ok. Marcus is officially the coolest motherfucker alive.

How would you know?

[ShitBreak]

That means alot coming from Jericho's sidekick

Jericho's never taken a shot in my honor while playing "Believe It or Not" in the foreground.

[TylerDurden]

How would you know?

because he's swingin' from the end of his cock.

[UNC]

Any requests?

I'm about to take another shot

[UNC]

because he's swingin' from the end of his cock.

Let's not get crazy here

[Archangel]

Any requests?

I'm about to take another shot

You got any Tchaikovsky?

[TylerDurden]

Jericho's never taken a shot in my honor while playing "Believe It or Not" in the foreground.

more like "fat bottomed girls"

[UNC]

That's my cue

[Limp]

You got any Tchaikovsky?
Jim Beam and that gay fucker DO NOT HANG OUT.

[NOTKyle]

Take one where you call me son then give your webcam a purple heart.

[UNC]

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[UNC]

Take one where you call me son then give your webcam a purple heart.

Too much work

[Le Goat]

I would like to request you squat and pick up a jim beam bottle with your ass cheeks

[NOTKyle]

I would pay an ungodly amount of money to be there when your kids stumble upon this place and see what their dad's up to 80% of his waking hours.

[UNC]

I would like to request you squat and pick up a jim beam bottle with your ass cheeks

Not enough work

[Archangel]

Jim Beam and that gay fucker DO NOT HANG OUT.

Come on, Overture 1812 is about killing Frenchmen...


I feel so unloved. :(

[Limp]

I would pay an ungodly amount of money to be there when your kids stumble upon this place and see what their dad's up to 80% of his waking hours.
You mean reading and not posing in Random Trashy Sluts?

[Summer]

awesome.

[Pax Britannia]

Come on, Overture 1812 is about killing Frenchmen...


I feel so unloved. :(

Now you know how the French feel.

[UNC]

For Summer

http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/th_Capture_20090202_5.jpg (http://s452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/?action=view&current=Capture_20090202_5.flv)

I need requests

[UNC]

fOR dR. Death

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[CTricksterGirl]

Marcus, isnt it hard drinking this early in the AM?

[UNC]

No.

It's harder not to drinbk

[Limp]

It's easy when you never stop.

[ShitBreak]

The song you dedicated to Summer should have been "Kiss Me I'm Shitfaced" by Dropkick Murphys.

I think you should play some Journey. Or Phil Collins.

[UNC]

My Life Is A Mess 02-02-2009 09:59 AM Summer you gotta give me one too. Find a song by Bustdown called "Nasty Bitch"

[ShitBreak]

Ah. What a whore.

[UNC]

CTrick

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[UNC]

Moaororo requests?

[Hanover Fist]

"I drink alone" by GT and the Delaware Destroyers

[Limp]

"I drink alone" by GT and the Delaware Destroyers
Fuck that shit.

One Burbon, One Scotch, One Beer - George Thorogood.

I listen to that song when I wanna get shitty.

[CTricksterGirl]

CTrick

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Thank you Marcus...you picked one of my fav Billy Idol songs, so go you

[Limp]

Thank you Marcus...you picked one of my fav Billy Idol songs, so go you
Having a fav Billy Idol song is like having a fav type of cancer.

[Le Goat]

Titties and Beer by Rodney Carrington

or

50 Dollars and a Flask of Crown by Bleu Edmonson

[UNC]

Hannibal

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[Bizz]

Moaororo requests?

Can I get a what, what?

For my musical accompaniment, I'd like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxCCYBKXn44) please.

One day I need to smoke a bowl with Marcus. Nay. One day I will smoke a bowl with Marcus.

[Hanover Fist]

Damn, he didn't even get my name right, I feel so slighted now.
You owe me another shot for that.

[UNC]

Damn, he didn't even get my name right, I feel so slighted now.
You owe me another shot for that.

Sorry.

I'm drunk

[UNC]

and hannibal and hanover look alike

[Limp]

STOP RIGHT NOW MARCUS!


Go get another bottle before you can't drive.

[Le Goat]

and hannibal and hanover look alike

i get them mixed up all the time

[Le Goat]

STOP RIGHT NOW MARCUS!


Go get another bottle before you can't drive.

HEED THIS ******'S SUGGESTION

[UNC]

Goat

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I love you, man

[UNC]

I'm too drunk to keep these requests strait

[Bizz]

You used my music on Goats shout out!

[Hanover Fist]

Give me some House of Pain "Top of the mornin' to ya"

[Bizz]

Way to ruin what was going to be the best Groundhogs Day ever.

[Le Goat]

Goat

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I love you, man

fap fap fapf apf ap fap fap

[UNC]

For goat

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[Bizz]

God damn, you're wrecking that bottle.

[UNC]

Update, I rule

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[Le Goat]

For goat

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haha great fit


:o

[Archangel]

I want one.


Mobb Deep's Drink away the Pain should be on Youtube somewhere.

[Alcestis]

Give me some Radiohead.

No no no. Something much more emo.

[Bizz]

I want one.


Mobb Deep's Drink away the Pain should be on Youtube somewhere.

I prefer Peaches Fuck the pain away.

[Bill Paxton]

This whole thread is pathetic.

[UNC]

Arch

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[UNC]

This whole thread is pathetic.

You ain't nshit

[Archangel]

Arch

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w00t

[Bill Paxton]

You ain't nshit

Well I don't get drunk and start worthless threads about my own worthlessness just to get attention. (not anymore anyways.)

[UNC]

Well I don't get drunk and start worthless threads about my own worthlessness just to get attention. (not anymore anyways.)

You don't do shit.,

STFU and realiise that just because u r an og doesn't mean u are the 'G'

[Bill Paxton]

You don't do shit.,

STFU and realiise that just because u r an og doesn't mean u are the 'G'


You sound like a tard. Quit while you're behind.

[Bizz]

UNC > Bill Paxton

[UNC]

You sound like a tard. Quit while you're behind.

U r a fag/

STFU,BITCH.

U AIN'T SHIT AND NEVER WERE

[Le Goat]

Claydon > Bill Pax

[IdiotBrain]

How much of that bottle is gone?

[Bill Paxton]

U r a fag/

STFU,BITCH.

U AIN'T SHIT AND NEVER WERE

You sounds like a 12 year old girl. Aren't you like 50?

[Le Goat]

12 year old girl > Bert look-like

[Hanover Fist]

Marcus....You still awake? C'mon we haven't had any updates in like 15 minutes.
I hope your absence means you went to fetch another bottle.

[hatepoppy]

*points and laughs*

[Hoser]

Marcus, if you ever OD make sure you get it on camera


The good thing about these threads is, not matter how bad anyone elses life is going, knowing that there is someone out there that is so much worse always makes people feel better.

[Face]

sweet jesus I hope marcus really dies this time

[TylerDurden]

sweet jesus I hope marcus really dies this time

not before his tribute to me, goddamn it.

[hatepoppy]

this could be how gmf gets famous. 'senior citizen odz on alcohol with internet posters egging him on'.

[Tar Heel]

This whole thread is pathetic.

[TylerDurden]

this could be how gmf gets famous. 'senior citizen odz on alcohol with internet posters egging him on'.

0mgz!!1 it'd cau5e 4 r1p in the spac3-t1me c0ntinuum if 4 m3mber p0sted 5uch a st0ry in gmf's 0wn new5 s3ction!!!11one

[Hoser]

Marcus is going to be like that guy in the UK that hung himself on the webcam.

As much as I think the guy is pathetic and pretty much useless, I don't really want to see him kill himself.

[Limp]

Pussy.

[hatepoppy]

0mgz!!1 it'd cau5e 4 r1p in the spac3-t1me c0ntinuum if 4 m3mber p0sted 5uch a st0ry in gmf's 0wn new5 s3ction!!!11one
what if someone reading this story in the news section killed themselves over a guilt trip we put on em?

yo dawg i h3rrd u like memes so i put an internet suicide in yo internet suicide article so you could kill yourself bc he killed himself!

[WET HOT MESS]

I'm not watching any of your vids or reading anything beyond the first couple of posts, but I'm gunna ask you all to be nice to Marcus. Because I like sunshines and lollypops and group hugs.

[hatepoppy]

I'm not watching any of your vids or reading anything beyond the first couple of posts, but I'm gunna ask you all to be nice to Marcus. Because I like sunshines and lollypops and group hugs.
doez u likez lollypoppyz?

[Archangel]

I'm not watching any of your vids or reading anything beyond the first couple of posts, but I'm gunna ask you all to be nice to Marcus. Because I like sunshines and lollypops and group hugs.

No you don't. You like mayhem and coprophagia and sodomy.

[Hanover Fist]

Someone call Marcus's cell and see if he answers, then tell him it's time to post him drinking the rest of the bottle. I can't stand a cliffhanger.

[TylerDurden]

Someone call Marcus's cell and see if he answers, then tell him it's time to post him drinking the rest of the bottle. I can't stand a cliffhanger.

srsly. i want my fuckin' shot video.

[Alcestis]

Someone call Marcus's cell and see if he answers, then tell him it's time to post him drinking the rest of the bottle. I can't stand a cliffhanger.

Number? I want to hear a drunk redneck talk. That will make me giggle.

[Datači]

I always miss the good stuff

[Bizz]

If you want to see Marcus drinking, you need to be in here before noon.

[Bill Paxton]

Number? I want to hear a drunk redneck talk. That will make me giggle.
Yes because its such a rarity. Whats next a drunken irishman talking? How about an asian kid doing math?

[Claydon]

christ, he was getting plowed at 10 am?


wtf marcus?

oh and i still love the wood paneling, and the pile of dirty laundry in the background!

[Alcestis]

Yes because its such a rarity. Whats next a drunken irishman talking? How about an asian kid doing math?

You forgot mexican cutting my lawn and cops chasing black guy down the street after robbing the 7-11. /s

[TylerDurden]

christ, he was getting plowed at 10 am?

don't judge. it was completely excusable as it was for our collective entertainment.

[Claydon]

don't judge. it was completely excusable as it was for our collective entertainment.

not passing judgement...just kind of like a feeling of "wow...really?"


believe me, I am all for his drunken vids, I myself was inspired by them and posted some rather lame ones.

[NOTKyle]

this could be how gmf gets famous. 'senior citizen odz on alcohol with internet posters egging him on'.

They would call this a chat room on the local news, it'd be horrible for our reputation.

[hatepoppy]

OMGZ we should set up a GMF chat room!!!

wtf is a chat room anyway?

[Morfin]

don't judge. it was completely excusable as it was for our collective entertainment.
Sacrificing his body and mind for our entertainment. Just like those football players yesterday. Only they do it for fame and money. Marcus does it for infamy and no money.

[NOTKyle]

OMGZ we should set up a GMF chat room!!!

wtf is a chat room anyway?

It's like OT with a dozen tara's.

[Claydon]

Sacrificing his body and mind for our entertainment. Just like those football players yesterday. Only they do it for fame and money. Marcus does it for infamy and no money.

don't forget those rep points.

[hatepoppy]

It's like OT with 4 tara's.
then wtf is marcus doing here?

[Claydon]

It's like OT with a dozen tara's.

not physically possible, there is simply not enough room for all of that blubber.

[NOTKyle]

then wtf is marcus doing here?

The Peppy and Ready to Party AOL Chat is under maintenance from 12-5 eastern standard time.

[hatepoppy]

not physically possible, there is simply not enough room for all of that blubber.
thatd be the shitstaindest shits on teh fucjing intranect since tubgirl.

[Bill Paxton]

You forgot mexican cutting my lawn and cops chasing black guy down the street after robbing the 7-11. /s

Thats racist

[Alcestis]

Thats racist

thanks.

Are you off your high-horse now?

[hatepoppy]

thanks.

Are you off your high-horse now?
thats losercist.

[NOTKyle]

I don't know if I love emo-Dunn or badass Dunn more. Both so hilarious.

[Bill Paxton]

thanks.

Are you off your high-horse now?

If you've got hate in your heart, let it out! Right, you skinhead?

[Archangel]

Wow, talk about delayed response.

[Alcestis]

If you've got hate in your heart, let it out! Right, you skinhead?

Busted. I've been realized.

[Archangel]

Don't forget that your son is a white supremacist.

[Alcestis]

Don't forget that your son is a white supremacist.

Many months of long work, and I'll reap many successful benefits later. Oh, the glory.

[/SARCASM] for the 'tards of GMF

[Bill Paxton]

Wow, talk about delayed response.

I was busy you dirty kraut

[Archangel]

Excuses, excuses.

[kid_vidrio]

I don't know if I love emo-Dunn or badass Dunn more. Both so hilarious.
badass Dunn > emo-Dunn

[Bill Paxton]

badass Dunn > emo-Dunn

Atrevidrio82 > kid_vidrio

[Nature's Folly]

I want you to make sweet love to the camera Marcus.

[kid_vidrio]

Atrevidrio82 > kid_vidrio
You sir, are a terrorist.

[Genius]

One of these deaths, the media will descend on this place. Remind me to skip town before the firestorm.

[UNC]

yeah...I kinda passed out

[Jericho]

It's not too late to drink more

[UNC]

I have not puked...but I wanna

[Jericho]

It was just a powernap...to sober up enough to go get some more