You are a cock fart 4000.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

edited for truth
In no real order.

Mongo-Bizz-Billy-Spanky: new gay douche
Thad-Jemeske-Caronte old gay douche
Shannon: butt horny douche

Pizzle:full of shit douche

Jericho: mega douche

Wii: hot douche

SIG: self centered douche
Rich: bald cuddly douche
Le Goat: ****** douche
Candy: squirty douche
Hatepoppy. wigger douche Archangel: nobody wants douche
Limp: stalker douche

NukeJew: nuclear jewish douche?

Banon: old past his prime douche

Summer: saggy douche!
JT: tugboat douche
TarHeel: average douche
Tara: ghetto whore douche

CrazyCarl: creepy douche

Marcus: roofie douche

Kerjack: You're a faggot.

Claydon: creepy pedo douche

OSUMike: Deleteing you was probably the best thing I could have done for you. You went from being a 15 on the whiney bitch scale to a 9.. That's some good improvement. I'll hard delete your fatass a couple more time and you might become tolerable. -fatshit douche
MirtMirt: chubby douche

Vox: dick douche

Stax: needs a douche

GWD: 3/4 used douche
Face: whiney greasy douche

Connery: You were always a fucking faggot. Seriously I hope you're dead that way I can kick your ass in hell.

ElemenoP: big ass douche

McTool: I have yet to understand why your pathetic artfag ass hangs around. It's good though, it's always fun to see you post your hack, no talent, god awful artwork.

Bill: bacon douche
Paxton: emo douche

Joey: Before you bang your hooker take 3 or 4 pain pills, it'll numb up your cock and you will last longer.

Harlequin:pimp douche

GTSCH: Sideways pussies be crazy.

Alectisislndsf: FUCK MOM MAKE ME SOME FUCKING MEATLOAF.


Oggie: old worn out douche
Genie: not penatrating douche If you aren't on the list it's because I don't care anymore I'm tired. Or I hate you.

Oh that said, most of you people who are fairly new around here fucking blow. Quit being so god damn annoying and whiney and entitled. Same goes to some of you mods and admins.

Smoke my pole.

[Face]

Face: Sambo you whine a lot, but you're good people. Stop fucking whining.
Make me!



<3

[Jericho]

I love you,too Michael

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Also Cal is Dutch.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

And the 3 girls who haven't showed me their boobs should do so before I die. You know who you are.

[Jericho]

Forum retarded. pfffft. I brought the Arpy's back and made that shit WORK!

[Face]

I haven't seen any GMF boobs in a long time, that makes me sad

[Archangel]

Shit, I might open a beer at 11am in his honour.

[Archangel]

I haven't seen any GMF boobs in a long time, that makes me sad

Smart move, removing mirrors from your home.


Zing.

[Jericho]

If I had screencapped Tara's hooters, I'd give it to you right now, brother. I'm drunk. Sorry,Tara

[Face]

If I had screencapped Tara's hooters, I'd give it to you right now, brother. I'm drunk. Sorry,Tara
you are so full of shit that your eyes are brown and leaking shit from your tearducts

[Jericho]

you are so full of shit that your eyes are brown
;) not rly. Ask poppy

[Jericho]

I kept that secret for way longer than most gmfers would've. Once again. Sorry, Tara. Slut

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

you are so full of shit that your eyes are brown and leaking shit from your tearducts


r not

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

If I had screencapped Tara's hooters, I'd give it to you right now, brother. I'm drunk. Sorry,Tara


I heard. High five.

[Face]

why am I always the last to know these things? Dammit she still owes me a favour for the whole Slick/je55 thing... she might be Mrs Alderman Gregory J Gerratana right now if it weren't for me

[Jericho]

I heard. High five.
Totally. I never pull the e-boobs. How did you hear?

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

You think anything happens on GMF I don't hear about? I'm pretty sure I'm the only person on the internets who keeps a secret.

[Skybase]

If you aren't on the list it's because I don't care anymore I'm tired. Or I hate you.


But i've always loved you.

[Jericho]

Well, it happened before December, I think. I did a good job. Fucking beers. I wanted to tell Banon that shit like a mother

[Face]

You think anything happens on GMF I don't hear about? I'm pretty sure I'm the only person on the internets who keeps a secret.
I'm such a good secret keeper that nobody even knows I'm a good secret keeper!

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

But i've always loved you.


You're cool dude.

[Trident]

So, you're dying?

[Archangel]

Ban.

[Trident]

It was a genuine question. This place is so full of shit you never know what the fuck is real and not.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

No I'm just ascending into a rabbit dildo/vibrator thing.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

No, they told me I would kill myself before 06, then they said I just was tougher than a lot and I wouldn't make it another year. After i did they they said i was just stubborn. Then last month the doctor said I was the reincarnation of Thor. I'm against the odds.

[Trident]

Dem doctas don know shit.

[Archangel]

Yeah, look at Pizz.

[Trident]

But if you need some advice on extra-terrestrial law matters, he's your guy.

[Jericho]

Pizz is probably Mikey's doctor. I bet Negro's got a cold

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

haha, not exactly

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

but one of them is an arab

[Jericho]

fwiw, Rob only recently stopped being a dickhead to me. He comes around

[Trident]

So... ummmm..... not sure how to put this.....

....can we have your stuff?

[Archangel]

fwiw, Rob only recently stopped being a dickhead to me. He comes around

I doubt he'll ever stop hating me.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

We settled that in ot a while back.

Wii gets my dog, pizz and billy, and some other get my guns.

I don't remember who scored my sweet ass tv.

Shannon gets my semen.

[Trident]

I call your house then.

[Archangel]

So... ummmm..... not sure how to put this.....

....can we have your stuff?

If this does happen then I may very well sell one of my houses to try and buy one of these. I've always dreamt of owning an F1...an F2? Yes please.

Sod off, you bloated plutocrat/caviar commie.

[Jericho]

I doubt he'll ever stop hating me.
You bitch and moan a load

[Face]

nobody hates me!!!

but I still bitch a lot...

I'm not sure why that is

[Trident]

Sod off, you bloated plutocrat/caviar commie.

Hey, how do you think Britain amassed its wealth during the Empire?

[Archangel]

You bitch and moan a load

That's so not fucking true. All I ever do is point out obvious injusti...



Wait.

[Archangel]

Hey, how do you think Britain amassed its wealth during the Empire?

Genocide?

[Jericho]

nobody hates me!!!

but I still bitch a lot...

I'm not sure why that is
Yeah, you keep on livin that dream, buddy

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I won't kill myself on purpose. I am too stubborn and god like for that. I have to watch out for the times I pass out in the shower, or pass out and hit my head on the coffee table or stairs or counters. It's always interesting checking my self over and seeing what I've hurt when I wake up.

[Face]

Yeah, you keep on livin that dream, buddy
name one person who hates me, really hates me on the level that I hate Banon or okie

[Trident]

That's what most of Marcus' dates feel like.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

You know how you can tell if a brit has broke in your house?

All your trash is gone, your house smells like shit, and your dog is pregnant.

[Trident]

name one person who hates me, really hates me on the level that I hate Banon or okie

here are some...

http://www.lucas-smith.co.uk/photos/glastonburyfestival/2004/040627g.jpg

[Trident]

You know how you can tell if a brit has broke in your house?

All your trash is gone, your house smells like shit, and your dog is pregnant.

Now that's not just very nice.

[The GWD]

GWD: You were a lot funnier back in the day. It's good though. I used to have a six pack and bang a 10 everynight. Doesn't mean I can't pull it off again.

At some point during the time I was gone for a couple years the epitome of humor turned into MIZZPELLIN WORDS ON DA INTERNETZ and queer jokes. Maybe it was the loss of quality posters like Crash, Jem, Caronte, G-Man, etc., but I just adapted. You were funnier too. So was Pizzle and UNC.

Fuck, even Face was funny. We were all Bill Murray in Caddyshack.

This must be GMF's "Lost in Translation" era. From here it's only going to go to "Broken Flowers" and then hopefully the sweet release of death.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I most definitely played of the setups of jemeske and caronte and the like. You're right all of us have slipped. But I think another part of it is it's played out. There are only so many ways you can say something until it's completely played out.

Plus guys like us weren't meant to be around people like smuckers.

[vasili denisov]

Your little list may be genius, maybe a little listless when Genie-less.

[Pax Britannia]

So is this a milestone thread or a leaving thread?

[Shannon!MD!!!]

I get semen?

[Le Goat]

ENCORE!




I'm kidding. This blew cock-n-ballz

[Limp]

Limp: Seriously quit hiding meatspin in links and just post it in the users profiles, unless they are a mod or admin they can't delete it.
I'm not going to act like I didn't know this... I am just holding on to it. I am currently using links and fake youtube vids, my next step is taking over Random Trashy Sluts and hiding meatspin in the thumbnails of hot underage girls. THEN I will fuck up profiles like there is no tomorrow.

Thx for the lol's man.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I get semen?


Ummm yeah. You're rich and a doctor. Clone me.

[ShitBreak]

Holy shit. That might be the nicest thing someone's ever said to me.

*swoons*

[hatepoppy]

;) not rly. Ask poppy
its true. we got ze flashes, and shortly after i did my best jim belushi impression and passed out and puked on the floor she upped teh booberages.

way i recall tho, i said fuck the tittays, show me yo taint. no luck.

[Shannon!MD!!!]

Ummm yeah. You're rich and a doctor. Clone me.


im not a doctor yet, and I have a fucking mortgage

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Oh. You want my rain shower?

[Hanover Fist]

First no arpy nominations, then UNC gets my name wrong on a Jim Beam shout out, and now I get neglected on a douche shout out. This hurts more than I think I can stand.
I need to hang out with Smuckers and follow womens golf or some other gay ass sport like soccer or something to at least qualify for some recognition good or bad.

[ShitBreak]

IF. YOU. DON'T KNOW. ME. BY NOWWW.......YOU'LL NEVER EVER EVER KNOW MEEEEEEEE

[Archangel]

First no arpy nominations, then UNC gets my name wrong on a Jim Beam shout out, and now I get neglected on a douche shout out. This hurts more than I think I can stand.
I need to hang out with Smuckers and follow womens golf or some other gay ass sport like soccer or something to at least qualify for some recognition good or bad.

Listen, Hannibal, that's just going too far.

[Alcestis]

Alectisislndsf: FUCK MOM MAKE ME SOME FUCKING MEATLOAF.

Ok, hon-NEY. <3

[Daydreamer]

First no arpy nominations, then UNC gets my name wrong on a Jim Beam shout out, and now I get neglected on a douche shout out. This hurts more than I think I can stand.
I need to hang out with Smuckers and follow womens golf or some other gay ass sport like soccer or something to at least qualify for some recognition good or bad.


Quit bitching, you're the Asteroids champion after all.

[BIG PIZZLE]

I have seen everybody's boobs.

[Stax]

Yay, I got remembered.

[VoxAngelikus]

Vox: dick douche


67oMGorHivo

I also clean tuffits, scrims and faahs.

[misterfatt]

kern kraft 400 > cock fart 4000