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Oggie
02-05-2009, 09:40 AM
Who doesn't suck when they suck?

Archangel
02-05-2009, 09:41 AM
In before the suck.

hatepoppy
02-05-2009, 09:41 AM
looks like you brought it in with you.

Archangel
02-05-2009, 09:41 AM
Fang before the poll?

hatepoppy
02-05-2009, 09:42 AM
fag before the pole?

Trident
02-05-2009, 09:43 AM
Don't mess this up oggie, you only get one bite at the cherry.

Archangel
02-05-2009, 09:44 AM
fag before the pole?

Bat before the lash?

hatepoppy
02-05-2009, 09:45 AM
Bat before the lash?
arch is really gay?

Archangel
02-05-2009, 09:45 AM
PLease, God, let him forget Nosferatu so we can laugh at him.

Trident
02-05-2009, 09:46 AM
Count Duckula had better be in this one.

hatepoppy
02-05-2009, 09:46 AM
james woods ftw.

Archangel
02-05-2009, 09:46 AM
arch is really gay?

Dude, stay on topic.

hatepoppy
02-05-2009, 09:48 AM
fagula before the dracula?

Archangel
02-05-2009, 09:49 AM
Fucking hell, I'm gonna be undead before this poll gets posted.

hatepoppy
02-05-2009, 09:50 AM
anyone ever seen monster squad? its has vampirez!

hatepoppy
02-05-2009, 09:50 AM
oggie's probly all typin 'vampire' into imdb and shits.

Pax Britannia
02-05-2009, 09:51 AM
Bram Stokers Dracula FTW!

Archangel
02-05-2009, 09:51 AM
Queen of the Damned.


Because I'd get a hard on over dead Aaliyah.

Trident
02-05-2009, 09:51 AM
Dusk till Dawn.

Trident
02-05-2009, 09:52 AM
The Lost Boys

hatepoppy
02-05-2009, 09:53 AM
srsly, james woods. no nooed for a poel.

Archangel
02-05-2009, 09:54 AM
*snore*

Daydreamer
02-05-2009, 09:55 AM
Love At First Bite with George Hamilton

EDIT: lulz, he did put it in there

hatepoppy
02-05-2009, 09:55 AM
god damnit how do you exclude john carpenter?

Oggie
02-05-2009, 09:57 AM
What are you talking about?

The Batman
02-05-2009, 09:58 AM
Its not right to put Interview with the Vampire with the sequel. The first one is obviously worlds better than the second.

Oggie
02-05-2009, 09:58 AM
Don't mess this up oggie, you only get one bite at the cherry.
?
It's not like this is my first poll.

Fucking hell, I'm gonna be undead before this poll gets posted.
*snore*
25 movies takes a while to post.

Its not right to put Interview with the Vampire with the sequel. The first one is obviously worlds better than the second.
Shut the fuck up.
There's only 25 options.

Archangel
02-05-2009, 09:58 AM
TV Buffy >>>>>>>>>>>> big screen Buffy

hatepoppy
02-05-2009, 09:59 AM
What are you talking about?
IT WASNT THARE!

Oggie
02-05-2009, 10:01 AM
No Twilight 'cause it's for fags.

Quantum Leap
02-05-2009, 10:02 AM
Nosferatu. That movie still freaks me out more than any other movie ever made. There is nothing natural about Max Schrek in that role.

Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust was pretty badass though.

Oggie
02-05-2009, 10:06 AM
The Little Vampire FTMFW!

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/Oggie1226/little_vampire.jpg

Morfin
02-05-2009, 10:06 AM
Nosferatu. That movie still freaks me out more than any other movie ever made. There is nothing natural about Max Schrek in that role.

Not to get too artiste here, but I really liked Nosferatu by Werner Herzog with Klaus Kinski. 1979.

Archangel
02-05-2009, 10:06 AM
Vox appears to be intent on stealing your thunder.

Oggie
02-05-2009, 10:07 AM
There can be only one.

Archangel
02-05-2009, 10:07 AM
Not to get too artiste here, but I really liked Nosferatu by Werner Herzog with Klaus Kinski. 1979.

Hell, Kinski didn't even need make-up for that shit.

Oggie
02-05-2009, 10:08 AM
Plus I called it in the Stephen King thread.
Kinda.

Archangel
02-05-2009, 10:08 AM
There can be only one.

Dude, Vox is gonna murder you.

Quantum Leap
02-05-2009, 10:09 AM
Not to get too artiste here, but I really liked Nosferatu by Werner Herzog with Klaus Kinski. 1979.
I've actually never seen that version. I've always been a little wary about 1970's remakes...but I've been getting more into Herzog lately so I might have to queue that bitch up.

VoxAngelikus
02-05-2009, 10:09 AM
Mine was better. It had pictures. :)

Morfin
02-05-2009, 10:09 AM
Vox appears to be intent on stealing your thunder.

Yay, it's in the other thread.

Hell, Kinski didn't even need make-up for that shit.

I used to be sooo in love with his daughter. Cat People FTW.

Oggie
02-05-2009, 10:11 AM
Mine was better. It had pictures. :)
I can't believe you didn't vote for Oldman.

hatepoppy
02-05-2009, 10:11 AM
WEIRD!

http://i41.tinypic.com/1zleryh.jpg

Archangel
02-05-2009, 10:11 AM
Yay, it's in the other thread.


WHAT other thread?

I used to be sooo in love with his daughter. Cat People FTW.

Oh fuck yeah. I remember staying up late when I was like 11 or so, and it came on network TV.

I hit puberty like a mother fucker that very night.

Oggie
02-05-2009, 10:13 AM
WEIRD!

http://i41.tinypic.com/1zleryh.jpg
I voted for it 'cause it's awesome.
I said I was surprised Vox didn't vote for it.
Read you stupid fuck!

billysocal
02-05-2009, 10:13 AM
"If there's one thing I've always hated about Santa Carla....all the damn vampires"
[cue faces and fading refrigerator light]

Morfin
02-05-2009, 10:16 AM
I voted for it 'cause it's awesome.
I said I was surprised Vox didn't vote for it.
Read you stupid fuck!

I think the poppy man was commenting that two names are listed, yet the total says one person.

Oggie
02-05-2009, 10:18 AM
Oh.
That is weird.
I'd take it back, but I don't want people to feel that I don't think poppy is a stupid fuck...'cause he is.

Maybe the Poll creator's vote don't count?

Morfin
02-05-2009, 10:19 AM
WHAT other thread?



Goddammit. There was another thread. Started by Vox. I swear. Don't do this to me. There was. It was Best Vampire Movie. It had Nosferatu by Herzog. It was there. I swear. You gotta believe me. You gotta. Gotta....

Archangel
02-05-2009, 10:23 AM
Oh.
That is weird.
I'd take it back, but I don't want people to feel that I don't think poppy is a stupid fuck...'cause he is.

Maybe the Poll creator's vote don't count?


You were probably editing the poll when somebody voted. Happened to me once, too. Just edit the number, and it'll self adjust.

Oggie
02-05-2009, 10:24 AM
Done and poppy's dumb.

ElemenoP
02-05-2009, 10:32 AM
I haven't seen any of these movies.

Archangel
02-05-2009, 10:36 AM
I haven't seen any of these movies.

Because none of them feature shopping for Manolos and talking about boys?

vasili denisov
02-05-2009, 10:37 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3c/Cronos.jpg http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a9/Let_the_Right_One_In.jpg
I haven't seen any of these movies.
I don't think you'd like them. They're very scary and nobody talks about buying shoes.

Alcestis
02-05-2009, 10:40 AM
1. Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

2. Salem's Lot (1979) [/loved the book 100x better]

3. The Lost Boys (1987)

4. Near Dark (1987)

5. Interview With The Vampire (1994)

Pax Britannia
02-05-2009, 10:45 AM
I haven't seen any of these movies.

Bram Stokers Dracula is the only romantic movie I can stand to watch. For that reason alone it merits seeing.

Alcestis
02-05-2009, 10:50 AM
Bram Stokers Dracula is the only romantic movie I can stand to watch. For that reason alone it merits seeing.

Gary Oldman makes you all tingly too?

Pax Britannia
02-05-2009, 10:53 AM
It's certainly not Winona Ryders acting.

misterfatt
02-05-2009, 10:57 AM
http://i40.tinypic.com/90cbag.jpg

Claydon
02-05-2009, 12:25 PM
interview with the vampire was great, queen of the damned was a horrendous piece of shit.

misterfatt
02-05-2009, 12:28 PM
christopher lee and gary oldman don't have shit on udo kier.

hatepoppy
02-05-2009, 12:32 PM
I voted for it 'cause it's awesome.
I said I was surprised Vox didn't vote for it.
Read you stupid fuck!
hey sweet cheeks, i wasnt talkin shit. i thought it was weird that it showd two pplz voted for it and only showed a 1 in the vote column. look again at the pic.

Kerjack
02-05-2009, 01:24 PM
hy_w75LNph4

misterfatt
02-05-2009, 01:43 PM
if only youtube had the entire scene...

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Da Raider
02-05-2009, 02:30 PM
Death by Stereo!

Archetype
02-05-2009, 02:37 PM
Anybody who chooses Nosferatu needs to take a good long look down the barrel of a shotgun.

misterfatt
02-05-2009, 02:41 PM
warhol's dracula licks broken hymen blood off of the floor after a virgin is raped.

hands down winner.

TylerDurden
02-05-2009, 02:41 PM
where the fuck is hellsing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hellsing)?!

the creeps
02-05-2009, 02:52 PM
from dusk to dawn: it is action, it is horror, is it fine ass selma hayek sexy dancing with a snake

supervixen*
02-05-2009, 09:25 PM
How come the Blade movies aren't there? Oaww

supervixen*
02-05-2009, 09:40 PM
Oops. They are. >.<

But I wont run and hide on shame! Instead, I'll vote for Buffy. The movie was that pathetic that it actually made me try watch the series Buffy tvs that was released a few years later. ...And eventually turned me into a Buffyholic. (See now I might run and hide...)

Jericho
02-05-2009, 09:41 PM
From Dusk Till dawn is a badass movie, but fuck the sequels

nuclearjew
02-05-2009, 09:41 PM
This list makes me realize that I really don't dig vampire flicks. The only one I'd watch again is the first From Dusk Til Dawn, because that movie is hilarious.

Jericho
02-05-2009, 09:42 PM
And a ^5

supervixen*
02-05-2009, 09:43 PM
Oaw come on. The Blade movies were bloody brilliant! (except for the second one)

Ok, maybe not brilliant, but they were really good. I never get tired of watching them again. And they're certainly better than From Duck til Dawn.

nuclearjew
02-05-2009, 09:44 PM
Penis gun ftw!

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/e/8/c/e8cc3dcc3ecdd5855f8ffce3c7423f56.gif

Jericho
02-05-2009, 09:48 PM
Oaw come on. The Blade movies were bloody brilliant! (except for the second one)

Ok, maybe not brilliant, but they were really good. I never get tired of watching them again. And they're certainly better than From Duck til Dawn.
No that is not fucking that. *pulls gun* This is fucking this

I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fuckin bastard

Archetype
02-05-2009, 09:50 PM
Oaw come on. The Blade movies were bloody brilliant! (except for the second one)

Ok, maybe not brilliant, but they were really good. I never get tired of watching them again. And they're certainly better than From Duck til Dawn.
Except the second one? You prefer the shitty Dracula and the "blood-god" to Nomak? Lame.

Jericho
02-05-2009, 09:51 PM
Except the second one? You prefer the shitty Dracula and the "blood-god" to Nomak? Lame.
Well, the third one had Triple H

RAAAAWR

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q217/Taliesin_ttlg/blade%20trinity/bladetrinity_jarko.jpg

Archetype
02-05-2009, 09:57 PM
Triple H is no Rowdy Roddy Piper.

Philips25
02-06-2009, 11:46 AM
Vampyras Lesbos?

Or however you spell the fecking thing.

Archetype
02-06-2009, 12:03 PM
Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter

Because God loves lesbians.

The GWD
02-06-2009, 02:52 PM
To be honest I'm not a huge vampire fan, zombie loyalist all the way, but I'd have to go with my dog Gary Oldman's flick.

I actually remember enjoying this one too:

http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/image/A1417/141757/300_141757.jpg

Nick Cage catches a lot of shit, but the fucker can make me laugh. Sometimes intentionally, often unintentionally.

}{arlequin
02-06-2009, 03:07 PM
^my feeling's mutual. gary oldman totally makes up for keanu's presence. as do winona's boobs.

and cage thinking he's a vampire but simply just going nuts was really funny. eating a cockroach was a bonus

Void
02-06-2009, 03:20 PM
Fright Night.

http://www.lazydork.com/movies/frightnight.jpg

From before she was on "Married With Children". And before she came out as a lez.

}{arlequin
02-06-2009, 03:23 PM
Shadow of a Vampire needs a mention.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0189998/

-big connection to 'nosferatu'
-willem dafoe, john malkovich, and udo kier

The Dude
02-06-2009, 03:34 PM
http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1154658/photo_02.jpg

Jericho
02-06-2009, 03:35 PM
http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1154658/photo_02.jpg
Underworld is up there, dum dum

Jericho
02-06-2009, 03:36 PM
Shadow of a Vampire needs a mention.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0189998/

-big connection to 'nosferatu'
-willem dafoe, john malkovich, and udo kier
Shadow Of The Vampire was the shit. Freaky movie

Blue
02-06-2009, 03:45 PM
I saw this when I was a little kid.

http://www.monsterlandtoys.com/video/Count%20Yorga%20Vampire.jpg

My sister & brother left the cinema crying, the ticket seller rang dad to come get them & I was dragged out when he got there. I wanted to stay and see it!

WET HOT MESS
02-09-2009, 12:45 AM
Bela Lugosi is brilliant.

mongo
02-09-2009, 12:46 AM
i have never seen any of these movies. am i that lame?

WET HOT MESS
02-09-2009, 12:47 AM
Yessiree.

Thewellz
02-09-2009, 12:51 AM
Blade is the biggest badass. A Vampire without the normal weaknesses and kills other vampires. Fucking badass.

Blue
02-09-2009, 01:11 AM
You really should have stayed in running threads.

}{arlequin
02-09-2009, 01:21 AM
i have never seen any of these movies. am i that lame?
it's funny b/c you know/listen to bands i've never ever heard of, other than in your uploads, but you haven't seen any of the mainstream flicks. forget the esoteric or older stuff, but lost boys, bram stoker's, and interview are like basic staples

Draven X 23
02-09-2009, 09:51 AM
I went with The Lost Boys. I'm glad he did not include the shit of a sequel. Unfortunately he did for From Dusk Til Dawn and Blade. They would have been my 2nd or 3rd choices. Blade 2 was the best one. My 1st choice was Interview but he ruined that pick by adding the shitfest Queen of the Damned. Which in the books was part of the saga but the film had nothing to do with Interview.

And there is no way I can vote for Bram Stroker's Dracula because I have yet to finish it. 15 tries and still can't stay awake through it.

BTW why did some movies get put with their sequels like Blade, From Dusk til Dawn and so forth but no love for Fright Night 2, Lost Boys: The Tripe, Scream Blacula Scream, Bloodrayne 2 and the 2 J.C. Vampires sequels (one starring bon Jovi)?

Archetype
02-09-2009, 02:42 PM
You really should have stayed in running threads.
It's OK, he has a 100 posts now, we'll never see him again.