Drinking contest

[UNC]

I'll be off around 4 or 5 Saturday.

Sign up here if you want to destroy your liver Saturday evening.

Pics are not a requirement...but will be used in judging the weiner.

I love lamp.

[Oggie]

I could do it next week.

[UNC]

Then just shave your pussy tomorrow night

[zaphrodesiac]

I'm down

[UNC]

Sweet.

This thread was just a lure to get you in the sack

[zaphrodesiac]

I gotta be up early on Sunday though. I figure I'll buy a fifth of crown and drink it all in a couple hours. Not really a contest when we're all winners right?

[Limp]

I love lamp.
I better have a fucking sign when I get back here Monday morning.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

heh maybe

[Gary_Busey]

My roomate and I were already planning on getting hammered all tomm, so I might join in.

[zaphrodesiac]

Noncommittal mfs!

[Gary_Busey]

I have commitment issues.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I need to figure out a waqy to disable my self phone for the duration of my drinking. Bad shit happens when I drunk text.

[Da Raider]

i win.

[Jericho]

We'll see

[Da Raider]

so this is for Sat?

[Face]

if I didn't have to work at 4am on sunday, I'd be down for a few rounds

[Jericho]

so this is for Sat?
I don't even want to do it due tomy lack of pics,but I feel obligated.

[Thewellz]

how much can you usually drink?

[STDSkillz]

Jericho put down like 47 beers during an old GMF drinking contest.

And then went to work right after. You do not want to fuck with this man.

[Jericho]

Jericho put down like 47 beers during an old GMF drinking contest.

And then went to work right after. You do not want to fuck with this man.
Tanks, bro...I will try tolivr uop to that sandard

[The GWD]

Someone is going to die one of these fuckin' days. Then there'll be a full page article about it in Time, Rolling Stone, Reader's Digest. It will be great publicity.

[Face]

jesus I hope not, we already have enough spammers and retards signing up as it is

[zaphrodesiac]

Jericho put down like 47 beers during an old GMF drinking contest.

And then went to work right after. You do not want to fuck with this man.

he claims to have. for someone making mad bank in the gas service industry, the economy is obviously too much to afford a $10 logitech cam. god forbid anyone should see how ugly he is, like Marcus or I are gonna win any beauty contests. It's about taking pics drinking and fun. I don't see why anyone scared to show their face should bother.

[Satan]

If I don't go out, I'll knock down a few rounds tonight.

[UNC]

http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/Snapshot_20090207.jpg

Getting warmed up with a mixed drink and a couple of lorcets for lunch

[zaphrodesiac]

Dude take off work and lets go

[UNC]

Wish I could.

It'll be around 5 when I get off.

I'm thinking about going with the Jack instead of the Jim tonight.

[zaphrodesiac]

You should flip out Randy the Ram style and stick your finger in a grinder.
YOU WANT YOUR MEAT YOU FUCKING BITCH???

[UNC]

I'm too big off a pussy for that.

I love my hands and they love me

[Aegis]

I may join, depending on how I'm feeling later. Fucking flu...

I have a new bottle of Beefeater that's begging to be gone.

[UNC]

Cool.

Who the fuck are you?

[Claydon]

goddamnit, why can't you people do these when I am not at work...

[UNC]

You work saturday night?

[zaphrodesiac]

Its fucking saturday claydon! We aren't starting for another 4 hours now stop offering excuses!

[UNC]

I gotta say, For just a couple of pills and a drink...I feel nice.

Be back soon...

[Claydon]

You work saturday night?


i work 8am to 8pm PST on saturdays.

[NOTKyle]

I might smoke until I puke/post my chest hair.

Does that count?

Can I join the club?

[zaphrodesiac]

You were in the club from jump street duder!

[Aegis]

Cool.

Who the fuck are you?

Oh I'm Aegis, you may know me from places like....this thread. And that other thread where I posted and then there was that old thread on the old board where I said that one thing.

Ohhh the mamories...

[zaphrodesiac]

aegis makes photochops sometimes. He rocks!

[Aegis]

And I'm giddy like a school girl that you brought them back!

[zaphrodesiac]

after I wail on this Big Mac, I'm totally going to drink everybody's face off!
http://i43.tinypic.com/2qsxdi0.jpg

[NOTKyle]

So you only drink Crown Royal?

[Jericho]

he claims to have. for someone making mad bank in the gas service industry, the economy is obviously too much to afford a $10 logitech cam. god forbid anyone should see how ugly he is, like Marcus or I are gonna win any beauty contests. It's about taking pics drinking and fun. I don't see why anyone scared to show their face should bother.
I'm unemployed, jerk.

[zaphrodesiac]

Got some bud light in the fridge. @ $19.99 a fifth, I can't really afford not to drink teh crown right?
http://i41.tinypic.com/25yvii8.jpg

and its Royal Liquors!

[zaphrodesiac]

I'm unemployed, jerk.
dude what happened???

[NOTKyle]

He smoked every cigarette and drank every beer in his mobile station during a lunch break.

[Jericho]

dude what happened???
Long story,man. I got fired and have been living off of unemployment. It's hard as shit to find a job out here right now. Take me to Columbia.

[zaphrodesiac]

Save ur unemployment. Its under $600 for a one way ticket there.

[Jericho]

Ayways, I don't care who believes me anymore. I'm on beer 1

[Le Goat]

zaph has a shitty cam


faggot

[zaphrodesiac]

I won't pay for a cell phone as long as they will give me a free one.

[Jericho]

Your cat is barely bigger than the Crown

[zaphrodesiac]

yeah Charlie is a little over 3 months old. Hes jus a lil guy

[Jericho]

Zaph, me and Chris are cat guys. Awesome. Stop calling it gay, you fuckers

[NOTKyle]

Add Kyle to that list. Fuck dogs, too much work and smell.

[Jericho]

I have about 34 beers in the fridge and a bunch of really shitty vodka.I may need to make a beer run at some point or at least get some mixers. Cause drinking that vodka straight is fucking horrid

[Jericho]

Add Kyle to that list. Fuck dogs, too much work and smell.
GMF kitty Klubz?

[Face]

I'm unemployed, jerk.
so what's the story with that job anyway, quit, fired, laid off? Inquiring minds want to know!

edit:
N/M...

[zaphrodesiac]

4 goats bitch ass
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f38/zaphrodesiac/th_Video23.jpg (http://s44.photobucket.com/albums/f38/zaphrodesiac/?action=view&current=Video23.flv)

[NOTKyle]

It's an exclusive group. Only a real man can admit to how shitty dogs are.

And if I drank 34 beers I'd be dead about 3 times.

[Face]

wait... how the fuck do you get fired from a gas station?

[Jericho]

so what's the story with that job anyway, quit, fired, laid off? Inquiring minds want to know!
A bunch of faggot mormons own the place and fired me for getting physical with a beer runner. I fucking hate mormons

[NOTKyle]

When you say getting physical do you mean sexually?

[zaphrodesiac]

A bunch of faggot mormons own the place and fired me for getting physical with a beer runner. I fucking hate mormons
getting physical eh?

[Face]

A bunch of faggot mormons own the place and fired me for getting physical with a beer runner. I fucking hate mormons
physical in what way, did you rough a guy up?

PS wtf is a beer runner?

[Hanover Fist]

Well I'm not sure about excessive drinking although I have a 6 of 12 oz Sam Adams and I just took the dog for a walk and bought 2 more 22oz Sam Adams. I'll probably nurse these for the rest of the night.

[zaphrodesiac]

face gtfo

[NOTKyle]

physical in what way, did you rough a guy up?

PS wtf is a beer runner?

They run beer.

And I'd be scared if Jericho came at me with his fists, but even more frightened if he came at me with his tongue/dick out. Not a delicate man.

[zaphrodesiac]

haha kyle is awesome

[nuclearjew]

getting physical eh?
The gas station cam caught it on tape:

http://i41.tinypic.com/2efjd51.jpg

[NOTKyle]

haha nukejew is awesome

[zaphrodesiac]

awesome party!!!!!!

[Face]

face gtfo
if I wasn't working at 4am tomorrow, I'd be drinkin' right alongside you zachary, so shut your face

[NOTKyle]

Things are awesomely awesome in this thread. I never want to leave.

[NOTKyle]

if I wasn't working at 4am tomorrow, I'd be drinkin' right alongside you zachary, so shut your face
http://www.wackypackages2007.com/images/products/yoohoo_can.jpg

[Jericho]

Getting pyhsical = me grabbing him by the neck as he was trying to bolt from the store and grabbing the beer from him

[zaphrodesiac]

4kyle!
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f38/zaphrodesiac/th_Video23-1.jpg (http://s44.photobucket.com/albums/f38/zaphrodesiac/?action=view&current=Video23-1.flv)

[Face]

Getting pyhsical = me grabbing him by the neck as he was trying to bolt from the store and grabbing the beer from him
oh

wait, if the owners are mormon, shouldn't selling alcohol be verboten for them?

[zaphrodesiac]

If anyone asks Joel, you should tell them you're in administration.

[Jericho]

oh

wait, if the owners are mormon, shouldn't selling alcohol be verboten for them?
No. Because then so would coffee, cigarettes, Soda,etc. The most mormon thing about them was they never came in on Sunday

[Jericho]

If anyone asks Joel, you should tell them you're in administration.
Yes. I would love any possible employer to check out my body of work here. lulz

[Face]

No. Because then so would coffee, cigarettes, Soda,etc. The most mormon thing about them was they never came in on Sunday
I suspect they're in the wrong business

[Face]

Yes. I would love any possible employer to check out my body of work here. lulz
worked wonders for Derek, didn't it

[Jericho]

I suspect they're in the wrong business
Mormons fucking suck,man. They're just the fucking lame.

[Jericho]

Onto beer 2

[Face]

Onto beer 2
OMG dude slow down, ur gonna hurt urself!

[Jericho]

OMG dude slow down, ur gonna hurt urself!
Takin it slow. I always start slow. Plus,Marcus isn't even here yet

[zaphrodesiac]

4 my Jew brother in internets
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f38/zaphrodesiac/th_Video23-2.jpg (http://s44.photobucket.com/albums/f38/zaphrodesiac/?action=view&current=Video23-2.flv)

[BIG PIZZLE]

You need a better cam.

[zaphrodesiac]

why?

[BIG PIZZLE]

Because it looks like the moon landing video.

[zaphrodesiac]

I'm indie like that

[UNC]

Okay bitches

[UNC]

Went with the beam


TTPX_Pa8WQs

[Face]

I'm indiecheap like that
fixed

[Jericho]

Onto beer 3

[zaphrodesiac]

fixed
fuckers

If I wasn't doing this shit right here I wouldn't have a use for a cam at all. Sorry I can't be in hd for your boyfap pleasure

[Bizz]

vbookie!

[UNC]

More like vd

[Jericho]

How was work, Marcos

[UNC]

sucked.

I should not have drank at lunch...now I have to warm up all over again.

[Bizz]

More like vd

More like vBookie with VD.

[Jericho]

Watching Man v. Wild. I wonder how much he makes to do all this stupid shit

[Bizz]

Hey Jericho, shut the fuck up and set up the betting lines on this.

[Jericho]

Hey Jericho, shut the fuck up and set up the betting lines on this.
Lick my nuts, Marcus is the bookie. I've never fucked with that shit before

[UNC]

This contest is too arbitrary to bet on

[Jericho]

This contest is too arbitrary to bet on
Correct, plus I'm a liar

[Bizz]

Of course Jericho is full of shit without pics. Also I'm on beer 32.

[UNC]

I was gonna say

[zaphrodesiac]

all bets are off unless you can provide proof. I'm agnostic as fuck and if Jesus wasn't hung up for wearing sandals, prove otherwise.

[Jericho]

I'm always drinking. I'm just hanging out for the fun of it. Cheers, Macus and Zack

[UNC]

I am gonna be up all night.

[zaphrodesiac]

you're quite welcome of course Joel, and no vbookie is necessary

lets keep things quaint!

[Bizz]

I say find out who is drinking, who has a camera, establish some guidelines for a winner and set up some fucking betting lines. Or you're all just sad people drinking alone on the internet.

[UNC]

I have a new way of mixing drinks....more alcohol in each drink.

Simple

[Jericho]

I say find out who is drinking, who has a camera, establish some guidelines for a winner and set up some fucking betting lines. Or you're all just sad people drinking alone on the internet.
What else is new?

[Bizz]

Also Marcus is easy money.

[Bizz]

You fuckers ain't got shit on Marcus.

[Jericho]

I am gonna be up all night.
Tru dat, *****. I ain't hitting 47 again. That's a promise. I also took a four or five hour passout in there to recharge before work

[nuclearjew]

You fuckers ain't got shit on Marcus.
Actually I believe Kerjack has a whole dossier on Marcus.

[Bizz]

I'm also higher than giraffe pussy.

[zaphrodesiac]

no way mixed drinks could be quantified either

[zaphrodesiac]

i drink my whisky like a fucking man

[nuclearjew]

i drink my whisky like a fucking man
Straight from the oak keg?

[UNC]

Yeah....about that straight drinking...I can do that but I will be done with a fifth in 3 hours and passed out asleep before 8

[zaphrodesiac]

someone get marcus a little umbrella for his toddy

[Hanover Fist]

Yeah....about that straight drinking...I can do that but I will be done with a fifth in 3 hours and passed out asleep before 8

Did you actually make it to your bed that morning or were you just curled up on the kitchen floor?

[Jericho]

http://www.beveragewarehouse.com/images/products/1332.jpg

Worst fucking vodka evar, but I've got plenty of it. I just need some mixers.Drinking this shit straight is like drinking turpentine

[Jericho]

Onto beer 4

[UNC]

Did you actually make it to your bed that morning or were you just curled up on the kitchen floor?

I passed out hard....in bed though

[Face]

http://www.beveragewarehouse.com/images/products/1332.jpg

Worst fucking vodka evar, but I've got plenty of it. I just need some mixers.Drinking this shit straight is like drinking turpentine
and you bought 'plenty of it' because...?

[Jericho]

and you bought 'plenty of it' because...?
I like to be drunk, and when you're poor... quantity over quality

[zaphrodesiac]

<3<3<3
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f38/zaphrodesiac/th_Video25.jpg (http://s44.photobucket.com/albums/f38/zaphrodesiac/?action=view&current=Video25.flv)

[UNC]

I like to be drunk, and when you're poor... quantity over quality


tru dat

[mongo]

Give me two hours and I will wipe the floor with your faggot asses.

[zaphrodesiac]

I like to be drunk, and when you're poor... quantity over quality
I quit drinking cheap vodka in high school when I found out the next day I threw somebody's air conditioning unit (yeah wtf I know) through their picture window.

I never got caught, and I don't even know where it was, but I'm damn sorry.

[Hanover Fist]

You can try using the Brita water filter trick for really shitty vodka


All you need to turn $8 vodka into $30 vodka.
http://www.brita.com/us/products/water-pitchers/

[Jericho]

I quit drinking cheap vodka in high school when I found out the next day I threw somebody's air conditioning unit (yeah wtf I know) through their picture window.

I never got caught, and I don't even know where it was, but I'm damn sorry.
You seem like an out of control asshole when you're drunk. I'm pretty mellow

[UNC]

<3<3<3
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f38/zaphrodesiac/th_Video25.jpg (http://s44.photobucket.com/albums/f38/zaphrodesiac/?action=view&current=Video25.flv)

lol

homo

[zaphrodesiac]

I always assumed it was the quality of the water that makes a vodka.

[Bizz]

I like to be drunk, and when you're poor... quantity over quality

Just like your women.

[Jericho]

Just like your women.
We can't all fuck strippers while logged on to XBox

[Hanover Fist]

it's the impurities that give Vodka it's smell and taste. The more impurities the funkier it will be. Some manufacturers will add stuff to affect taste, but the best vodkas have no smell and almost no taste, just a nice burn.
A water filter will take all the crap out and you will be basically left with the same shit they put in real expensive bottles.

[Bizz]

Up until yesterday I hadn't logged into my xbox for over 2 weeks, jerk.

[Face]

You can try using the Brita water filter trick for really shitty vodka


All you need to turn $8 vodka into $30 vodka.
http://www.brita.com/us/products/water-pitchers/
they even proved that on mythbusters, took 6 or 8 times through the filter, but even an expert taster said that it improved the taste immensely

[Bizz]

they even proved that on mythbusters, took 6 or 8 times through the filter, but even an expert taster said that it improved the taste immensely

nerd.

[Jericho]

Really. You just pour the vodka into the pitcher or what?

[UNC]

<3<3<3
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f38/zaphrodesiac/th_Video25.jpg (http://s44.photobucket.com/albums/f38/zaphrodesiac/?action=view&current=Video25.flv)

My reply

EcsxRiErs50

[zaphrodesiac]

I got a mythbusters for those fucking dorks

How come face doesn't get laid more and have a better job?

I'm kinda serious on that Sam.

[Jericho]

Marcus is confident enough to use Backstreet Boys for his theme. Bravo, man

[Face]

Really. You just pour the vodka into the pitcher or what?
as far as I know, yeah

[Jericho]

as far as I know, yeah
That is aces. Imma try that

[UNC]

Marcus is confident enough to use Backstreet Boys for his theme. Bravo, man

I'm too old to be gay

[Hanover Fist]

I think they used a different setup on the show, I just figured the pitcher was more naturally configured for fixin' a fifth, rather than pouring it from bottle to bottle and shit.

[Face]

I got a mythbusters for those fucking dorks

How come face doesn't get laid more and have a better job?

I'm kinda serious on that Sam.
I am fully gonna get laid tomorrow night, count on it

[zaphrodesiac]

I'm too old to be gay
It's not gay if you beat em up afterwards right?

[Jericho]

I am fully gonna get laid tomorrow night, count on it
I will not count on that. Good luck, though

[zaphrodesiac]

I am fully gonna get laid tomorrow night, count on it
we could count that on one finger right?

[Face]

I will not count on that. Good luck, though
it is gonna happen, I promise, she's a fucking stripper

[UNC]

You'll be number 8 of the night...which, I'm sure you don't mind

[Face]

You'll be number 8 of the night...which, I'm sure you don't mind
I can live with that

[Jericho]

it is gonna happen, I promise, she's a fucking stripper
So they like rubbing all over sweaty fat guys in their downtime?

[zaphrodesiac]

I'm getting the impression Face has already paid in advance!

[Jericho]

hmmmm, what a coincidence. My buddy who I haven't talked to in like a month just called and wants to come over. I told him to bring his camera. I might be able to provide a few pics afterall. Onto beer 5

[UNC]

Who's drinking what.

Any johnny come latelys wanna get in on the fun?

[UNC]

hmmmm, what a coincidence. My buddy who I haven't talked to in like a month just called and wants to come over. I told him to bring his camera. I might be able to provide a few pics afterall. Onto beer 5

Yay!

Show me his anus

[zaphrodesiac]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f38/zaphrodesiac/th_Video26.jpg (http://s44.photobucket.com/albums/f38/zaphrodesiac/?action=view&current=Video26.flv)

[UNC]

xeUyrUqFFxw

[UNC]

Sexy sex

[zaphrodesiac]

MORRIS DAY AND THE FUCKING TIME!

[zaphrodesiac]

nice little sippy you took there, im honored like deniro getting a kids choice award

[UNC]

MORRIS DAY AND THE FUCKING TIME!

*mother fucking time

[Jericho]

Onto beer 6

[UNC]

sure you are

[zaphrodesiac]

Seeing you mix up a drink is far from seeing you drink it Marcus. And can anyone be sure I didn't pour out the whisky from the bottle and fill it with placebo?

SUBSTANTIATE ME PLEEZ

[UNC]

I have reached the point in my gmf life that I don't need to prove a damned thing.

[The GWD]

Besides, I'm fairly confident Marcus wouldn't waste booze.

[zaphrodesiac]

cust kayin

that said!

[UNC]

I have flaked these contests before...I would tonight if I didn't want to drink and see zaphro post a peen pic before the night is over

[Archetype]

Well, I can't compete with Jericho's mass, or UNC's liver (why it hasn't given it's last fuck you...), but here it is. The glory.

Beer 1.

[Jericho]

Onto beer 7...***** betta bring his camera

[UNC]

Well, I can't compete with Jericho's mass, or UNC's liver (why it hasn't given it's last fuck you...), but here it is. The glory.

Beer 1.

Jericho's mass?

Yeah, he is fat

[zaphrodesiac]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f38/zaphrodesiac/th_Video26-1.jpg (http://s44.photobucket.com/albums/f38/zaphrodesiac/?action=view&current=Video26-1.flv)

[UNC]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f38/zaphrodesiac/th_Video26-1.jpg (http://s44.photobucket.com/albums/f38/zaphrodesiac/?action=view&current=Video26-1.flv)


Is that herbal tea you have in that liquor bottle?

[zaphrodesiac]

I can't prove otherwise, so draw your own conclusions

[UNC]

Arch....do somethiong

[zaphrodesiac]

why is "Hodge" looking at this thread? fuck thinks im a poor admin. Fuck you dude!

[Jericho]

why is "Hodge" looking at this thread? fuck thinks im a poor admin. Fuck you dude!
He's rooting for me

[Jericho]

Onto beer 8

[Archetype]

Arch....do somethiong
Oogidy boogidy boo!! I'm still on beer one, this Guinness is crap.

[Jericho]

Onto beer 9,and I ain't feelin shit

[UNC]

Oogidy boogidy boo!! I'm still on beer one, this Guinness is crap.

Oogidy boogidy boo works for me

[Jericho]

Onto beer 9,and I ain't feelin shit
Actually,scratch that. Looking at my empties,I'm on beer 12

[Archetype]

Actually,scratch that. Looking at my empties,I'm on beer 12
Jericho's a witch.

[UNC]

I'm getting bored

[zaphrodesiac]

I can't compete with 12 ghost beers down all of a sudden. I concede. I'll drink at my leisure.

[UNC]

Let's all do that

[UNC]

I have not ate all day.

I am gonna scramble a few eggs.

[Archetype]

Somebody wanna explain to me why there's a rubber ball in my beer?

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u50/jjmckool/download-3.jpg

[zaphrodesiac]

I'd rather get an explanation how you ripped open the beer like that

[Face]

Somebody wanna explain to me why there's a rubber ball in my beer?

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u50/jjmckool/download-3.jpg
you put it in there to frak with our heads?

[Hoser]

I'd rather get an explanation how you ripped open the beer like that

Manly Canadian hands. We get them from fighting Polar Bears and killing Moose.

[UNC]

Manly Canadian hands. We get them from fighting Polar Bears and killing Moose.

and chasing your good looking women to the states.

[Jericho]

I can't compete with 12 ghost beers down all of a sudden. I concede. I'll drink at my leisure.
Yeah, my apt. is a pigsty

http://i41.tinypic.com/iejb51.jpg

[Face]

Yeah, my apt. is a pigsty

http://i41.tinypic.com/iejb51.jpg
I'll bet my place is messier

[Jericho]

Marcus pose

[UNC]

Joel...shampoo the carpet, stat

[zaphrodesiac]

Love the Lewis jersey; fits you. Also, I'm pretty sure half those beers haven't been cracked open.

[Datači]

So that little can is ''a beer'' ? How much is that? 0,33L?

[Hoser]

and chasing your good looking women to the states.
F that, keep our good looking women here.

[NOTKyle]

We get it. You're European.

[Hoser]

Yeah, my apt. is a pigsty

http://i41.tinypic.com/iejb51.jpg

Did someone pee on your carpet?

[Archetype]

Yeah, my apt. is a pigsty

http://i41.tinypic.com/iejb51.jpg
Bud Light and Natural Ice?

[Hoser]

We get it. You're a flaming faggot.

Well that isn't too nice to say.

[Datači]

I flamed your mother.

[NOTKyle]

Well that isn't too nice to say.

That is the opposite of what is funny.

[zaphrodesiac]

Props for Joel posting pic. No props for posting that pic with unopened beers.

[Jericho]

Love the Lewis jersey; fits you. Also, I'm pretty sure half those beers haven't been cracked open.
Ed Reed, you loser!

[Jericho]

Props for Joel posting pic. No props for posting that pic with unopened beers.
Loser, those are all drained

[Jericho]

Bud Light and Natural Ice?
I had about three BL's left this morning

[Archetype]

That is the opposite of what is funny.

toggaf gnimalf a er'uoY. ti teg eW.

yas ot ecin oot t'nsi taht lleW.

[nuclearjew]

Steve Carell gets hammered (http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=126547&title=drink-responsibly&byDate=true)

[Jericho]

Yeah,my carpet is jolly well fucked

[Archetype]

I had about three BL's left this morning
Well at least the Ice is 5.9%. I really need to move onto the 8%, this 4.2 crap tastes like poopy water.

[Jericho]

Onto beer 14

[Jericho]

So what, now it's just me.

[Jericho]

I am gonna be up all night.
....come on,bro.

[NOTKyle]

Onto beer 14

I am blown away by you. At literally half of what you've already drank, I'd be drunk, and we're a similar size.

[UNC]

....come on,bro.

I'm just getting started....

I am not gonna post a vid every 2 seconds....but I am here drinking...and am in for the long haul.

[Jericho]

I'm just getting started....

I am not gonna post a vid every 2 seconds....but I am here drinking...and am in for the long haul.
Heart. I can actually provide pics this time

[nuclearjew]

Jericho wears jean shorts!

[UNC]

Heart. I can actually provide pics this time

You have alot of pic posting to catch up on...get to it...maybe you'll inspire me.

and don't post your friends empty cans

[Jericho]

You have alot of pic posting to catch up on...get to it...maybe you'll inspire me.

and don't post your friends empty cans
My friend can't drink...heart problems

[Jericho]

They're comfy!!

[Jericho]

Onto 15

[UNC]

My friend can't drink...heart problems

I can't not drink

Heart Problems

[Spanky]

beer 10

[UNC]

On my 3rd 5th

[Bizz]

I'm on beer 47, but I'm really on joint 4. I'm doing it wrong.

[Jericho]

So pics or no pics,I'm lying? Whatevs, I'll still post em cause I loves me some Marcus

[Spanky]

i tried a new beer tonight, not sure if it is working, i dont really feel anything

[Gary_Busey]

7 & 7s for me.

[nuclearjew]

i tried a new beer tonight, not sure if it is working, i dont really feel anything
O'Douls?

[Bizz]

I'm high and need to go to my dads. He doesn't know I'm back on the weed. I'd like to see you drunk fuckers go for a drive. Weed > beer.

[Jericho]

Tara found out I tattled....now I feel bad

[mongo]

I am 1/4 of a keg deep. I pwn your souls!

[Bizz]

This kid is much more entertaining than you guys.

6b8Q5BK3-ZQ

[Spanky]

O'Douls?
yes.......i was trying to set that joke up. you ruined it. :(

[Gary_Busey]

I am 1/4 of a keg deep. I pwn your souls!
Pony keg probably. Pussy.