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BIG PIZZLE
02-06-2009, 03:06 PM
It's a small price to pay for your child to look like a trashy whore.

Gwen Stefani Not Feelin' Hella Good About Hoodies

Los Angeles (E! Online) – The "Hollaback Girl" is about to have to hand it back.

Several hooded sweatshirts from Gwen Stefani's Harajuku Lovers children's clothing line have been recalled by the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission and not because they are killer fashion in the good way.

The commission charges that "the jackets have a drawstring through the hood which can pose a strangulation hazard to children," although no such incidents have been reported.

The voluntary recall suggests purchasers of the RSL Hoodie and Lovers Leopard styles trim off the ties or return them for a full, $75 refund. The jackets were sold in Macy's, Nordstrom's and other retailers from August 2008 to January 2009.

No doubt the singer is relieved son Kingston Rossdale, 2, is more of a tee and tank top kind of guy.

Archetype
02-06-2009, 03:08 PM
No doubt the singer is relieved son Kingston Rossdale, 2, is more of a tee and tank top kind of guy.

Boo!

ShitBreak
02-06-2009, 03:14 PM
don't all hoodies with drawstrings pose the same hazards?

Meh. I'd let Gwen choke me. Hawt.

The GWD
02-06-2009, 03:39 PM
That shit is bananas.

InterningIsiah
02-06-2009, 03:57 PM
don't all hoodies with drawstrings pose the same hazards?

Meh. I'd let Gwen choke me. Hawt.
Buying that sweatshirt will be the closest I get :(

heelsguy
02-06-2009, 04:26 PM
don't all hoodies with drawstrings pose the same hazards?

Meh. I'd let Gwen choke me. Hawt.
correct. no drawstrings are allowed on kids' sweatshirts...supposedly because a kid once got it caught in the doors of a school bus. he was drug for quite a ways..."poor fellow probably tried to keep up for the first mile or so..." [/Family Vacation quote]

ADD
02-06-2009, 05:16 PM
It's simple. Kids are retarded.

Better not give them shoelaces either.

dick_darlington
02-06-2009, 05:48 PM
gwen stefani sucks.

ADD
02-06-2009, 08:36 PM
Indeed

Fazo
02-07-2009, 01:02 AM
true indeed. only respect for her is from tragic kingdom

Thewellz
02-07-2009, 02:52 AM
What the fuck is wrong with America, if you can sue over a drawsting on a sweatshirt that chokes you, you deserve to be choked...and I'm a lawyer.

willydong
02-07-2009, 03:11 AM
What the fuck is wrong with America, if you can sue over a drawsting on a sweatshirt that chokes you, you deserve to be choked...and I'm a lawyer.

...and i'm a greek god; obey or be destroyed!... and don't buy this shit that strangles your kids...

Archetype
02-07-2009, 03:29 AM
What the fuck is wrong with America, if you can sue over a drawsting on a sweatshirt that chokes you, you deserve to be choked...and I'm a lawyer.
Sued? You didn't even read the article, assface, it was a safety board that asked for it to be recalled, not a lawsuit.

STDSkillz
02-07-2009, 03:34 AM
No doubt the singer is relieved son Kingston Rossdale, 2, is more of a tee and tank top kind of guy.

I lol'd.