How sexy am I?

[BIG PIZZLE]

Keep in mind that I am a doctor.

http://i41.tinypic.com/mj4d9l.jpg

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

meh

[BIG PIZZLE]

A 1 seriously? C'mon look at me jesus christ. I should get at least a 6 for being in good shape.

[UNC]

I'm sexier

[BIG PIZZLE]

Haters. Pshhssshhh.

[UNC]

Your eyebrows make me wanna tell you "you look marvelous"

[Le Goat]

nice jew nose k!ke

[BIG PIZZLE]

Acknowledging that I am an attractive man does not make you a homsexual. There is nothing to be affraid of.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Think about it. Sleep on it. I'm sure an admin can reset the votes if you ask.

[UNC]

You're too white.

[}{arlequin]

it's been covered but it warrants repeating: that's one serious eyebrow

[BIG PIZZLE]

That is cuz I'm inside 23 hours a day. But I can get crispy brown if I want to. Look at me, that chizzled face, clean lines and sexy coifed hair. How could you not be all over that?

[Titus_Pullo]

I hooked Pizz up since he is going to be unemployed soon.

[BIG PIZZLE]

You love it, dont lie.

[Archetype]

Look at me, that squishy face, weird blemishes and douchistically coifed hair. How could you not be all over that?

[nuclearjew]

Pizz looks like he's rockabilly.

[The GWD]

Like a young Gary Shandling

[Le Goat]

I've had sexier shit's than this faux hajji

[BIG PIZZLE]

Like a young Gary Shandling

That's what I'm going for.

[IdiotBrain]

you look like a jew

[BIG PIZZLE]

Subjectively, like if I didnt know how sexy I was on the inside, I would give myself a 17. But since it isnt an option, I had to go with 19.

[ADD]

you look like a jew

Hence all the 1's?

[BIG PIZZLE]

Racists!

[mongo]

pizz, you don't look like you're in shape. you look like that dude in high school that has shoulders that slope to the floor, weighs about 190, has tits, and has the arms of somebody who weighs 140.


<3

[BIG PIZZLE]

I am a beast. You're all just jealous.

[Le Goat]

pizz, you don't look like you're in shape. you look like that dude in high school that has shoulders that slope to the floor, weighs about 290, has tits, and has the arms of somebody who weighs 140.


<3

Leave OSUmike out of this

[BIG PIZZLE]

You guys are obviously too homophobic to acknowledge such stunning beauty.

[Smashing]

The hair grease is a deal breaker.

[BIG PIZZLE]

It's palmade and it smells nice.

[Blue]

I already gave you $10 and now you want my love?

[BIG PIZZLE]

I need your love.

[Smashing]

A Little Dab'll Do Ya

http://l.yimg.com/a/i/us/shine/love/brylcreem.jpg

[}{arlequin]

I am a beast. You're all just jealous.

http://i44.tinypic.com/2uegqs4.jpg

[BIG PIZZLE]

I'd fuck 'em.

[janois]

Would a Doctor be scared of his boss yelling at him? I watch ER and House and Doctors have no fear of superiors. You are a banker who misplaced a decimal point and lost a few million dollars. I give you a 5. It's high due to the catipillar on your head, the double chin and the t-shirt.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Doctors are scared all the time, it just that common people cant tell.

[janois]

I just wanna know why you shit your pants after your boss yelled at you.
You forgot to put the Big Mac special sauce out in the sun again didn't you?

[Justabot]

You're too sexy for my shirt.


But seriously, I'd fuck you up the ass with the assistance of some of the grease in your hair. But I would not give you a reach around. That'd be gay.

[BIG PIZZLE]

I just wanna know why you shit your pants after your boss yelled at you.
You forgot to put the Big Mac special sauce out in the sun again didn't you?

If I told you I would have to kill you.

[BIG PIZZLE]

You're too sexy for my shirt.


But seriously, I'd fuck you up the ass with the assistance of some of the grease in your hair. But I would not give you a reach around. That'd be gay.

Then why did you vote 1? You should probably vote again because 1 is bad. Judging by your description, I should be at least a 9.

[janois]

If I told you I would have to kill you.
Figgers.
Man up and tell us. Or me. I'll take it to the grave.

[janois]

I should have given you at least a 7/8. If you are a doctor/lawyer/astronaut/timetravelingninjapimp, thats at least a 9.

[Justabot]

Then why did you vote 1? You should probably vote again because 1 is bad. Judging by your description, I should be at least a 9.


I thought 1 was best.

Sorry.

[BIG PIZZLE]

I thought 1 was best.

Sorry.Well now everything makes a lot more sense.

[nuclearjew]

I thought 1 was best.

Sorry.
This isn't golf, motherfucker.

[Justabot]

No, it's not, seeing as I'm playing with two balls.

[}{arlequin]

well, i've fooled around w/ 6's. never fucked a 5. just to be sure it never happens, you're gonna have to be a 4 (i like the extra margin of error)


dicktactic reasoning ftw.

[Face]

this is fucking ridiculous

[Da Raider]

where's the option for one hundred billion, trillion, zillion?!

[Kerjack]

You aren't quite to my level yet.

[willydong]

public poll? well, i'll get past that by posting anonymously...

20! bitch, u so fine!!!!!!!

sincerely,
anonymous

[the creeps]

i kinda like your hair, but that is about it. you need to invest in a razor and maybe a weedwacker, for that upper bushiness you got gong on. and you sort of look like an alcoholic.

[STDSkillz]

I thought Pizzle was a heavyset Arab. GMF has led me so astray.

[Archetype]

The pic doesn't show his gut.

[BIG PIZZLE]

I havent been fat in 5 years.

[Yelram]

So whens your audition for the musical "Grease"?

I've also figured you out Pizz. You arent a doctor, you arent a lawyer, you're an insurance claims adjuster.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Close, but wrong in every conceivable way.

[Yelram]

Close, but wrong in every conceivable way.

Alright, you're the queer secretary of some insurance adjuster.

[Aegis]

I havent been fat in 5 years.

You may want to consider fat again, your head seems rather large for your body type.

[BIG PIZZLE]

You may want to consider fat again, your head seems rather large for your body type.

I was going to insult you but I noticed you havent voted yet. Since you are a woman, I dont want you to get all emotional and skew your vote because I made fun of your ankles or somehting.

[Aegis]

I was going to insult you but I noticed you havent voted yet. Since you are a woman, I dont want you to get all emotional and skew your vote because I made fun of your ankles or somehting.


Ouch

[BIG PIZZLE]

Girl? Sorry I dont know how old you are.

[Aegis]

Girl? Sorry I dont know how old you are.


Double ouch.

[Aegis]

Call me what you will, you still have a big head.

[Genius]

Not quite a 20. But close.

[Bill Paxton]

Nice pompadour, Pizzle

[UNC]

Matt is whiter

[Nature's Folly]

Keep in mind that I am a doctor.

http://i41.tinypic.com/mj4d9l.jpg

Awwwww no.

[Face]

Awwwww no.
*awww hell naw

[Lone Wolf]

I gave you a 2 to be nice because you seem like an alright guy, but I'm quite a bit better looking than you

[BIG PIZZLE]

That's impossible.

[Kerjack]

So whens your audition for the musical "Grease"?

I've also figured you out Pizz. You arent a doctor, you arent a lawyer, you're an insurance claims adjuster.

Close, but wrong in every conceivable way.

Alright, you're the queer secretary of some insurance adjuster.


I'm telling you guyz, he is a fry cook. Who possibly gave up practicing, and astronauting for his true passion.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Practice? Are we talking about practice? ... Practice?

[Kerjack]

Main Entry: practicing
Variant(s):also practising
Function:adjective
Date:1625
: actively engaged in a specified career or way of life <a practicing physician>

[BIG PIZZLE]

Practice?

[Kerjack]

I take it back, he is a broken record.

[BIG PIZZLE]

We're talking about practice?

[Aegis]

For Pizz

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m139/Aegis_03/ManBoobsII.jpg

[Hoser]

You're not really fat, thats pretty much all you have going for you.

[BIG PIZZLE]

You obviously didnt get a good enough look at my picture.

[UNC]

Wait....20 is good?

[BIG PIZZLE]

It's on a scale of 1 to 10.. duh.

[Hoser]

You obviously didnt get a good enough look at my picture.

Yeah you're right, you are a bit chubby.

[BIG PIZZLE]

How can you possibly see my penis from that angle?

[Hoser]

x-ray goggles.

[BIG PIZZLE]

You lucky bastard.

[the creeps]

i would date you for your personality.

[BIG PIZZLE]

If personality is what gets you, we'd end up fucking in the restaurant bathroom.

[WET HOT MESS]

7 Looks like it would be your lucky numbers so that's what I went with.

[BIG PIZZLE]

My lucky number is 9 so you fail.

[Da Raider]

I could have sworn that the world's most luckiest man was John Dough, when he started in that 200 woman gangbang. But maybe, just maybe, that luckiest man is Pizzle.

[BIG PIZZLE]

It takes a lot of work to be this lucky.

[BIG PIZZLE]

In case anyone is on the fence between 19 and 20.

http://i29.tinypic.com/23mu4d0.jpg

[Limp]

Lucky? Srsly?

[BIG PIZZLE]

Yes you are.

[Caronte]

I gave you a 20 because we both have the very same receding hairline.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Wanna make out?

[Caronte]

Will our bald heads be in touch with one another?

[BIG PIZZLE]

Both of them, if you play your cards right (and shave your peen).

[Caronte]

No dice. I like my gorillas in the mist.

[TylerDurden]

i gave you a seven. i wouldn't kick you out of bed.

[BIG PIZZLE]

What kind of car do you drive?

[TylerDurden]

What kind of car do you drive?

a bmw, and no... we can't fuck in it. i just leatheriqued the interior.

[Archetype]

7 Looks like it would be your lucky numbers so that's what I went with.
Huh, the number 7 kinda looks like Pizz.

[TylerDurden]

Huh, the number 7 kinda looks like Pizz.

seven shares its first two letters with the word sexy. coincidence... i think not.

[fastjohnnybuell]

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m91/52isntbigenough/house.jpg

[BIG PIZZLE]

More like pump... your fat mother.

[Jericho]

Quit bumping this thread, you schmucks

[BIG PIZZLE]

Is is my fault that I am irresistible?

[WET HOT MESS]

Yes.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Dont hate me because I'm beautiful.

[WET HOT MESS]

Show me your butt!

[BIG PIZZLE]

You first.

[WET HOT MESS]

You've already seen it!

[BIG PIZZLE]

No I havent.

[WET HOT MESS]

http://thumbnails8.imagebam.com/2625/1d987526243220.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/1d987526243220)

http://thumbnails12.imagebam.com/2625/f6fd8b26243922.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/f6fd8b26243922)

http://thumbnails16.imagebam.com/2625/f6a03326243924.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/f6a03326243924)

Boom

[Face]

goodness gracious me

[WET HOT MESS]

Aren't them rep challenges just great?

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I've always had a thing for that ass.

[WET HOT MESS]

Thems not tittays.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I liked those too.

[Jericho]

I got ten bucks says syn has worn those

[WET HOT MESS]

Your mating urges are showing.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Your mating urges are showing.


I know, I'm starting to want Mikeylets.

[Face]

oh boy, we're gonna be overrun by mini-mikeys

[WET HOT MESS]

I got ten bucks says syn has worn those
I think Kitty III/Sigfried rolled around in them.
I know, I'm starting to want Mikeylets.
Find a nice Mormon girl!

[WET HOT MESS]

oh boy, we're gonna be overrun by mini-mikeys
baby 209s and turdbin pacification

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Rawdog with splashdown!

[WET HOT MESS]

Now available in huggy!

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Raises eyebrow

Smiles

[Archetype]

http://thumbnails8.imagebam.com/2625/1d987526243220.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/1d987526243220)
Boom

I thought that was Wii's ass. You Asians and your green underwear.

[BIG PIZZLE]

http://thumbnails8.imagebam.com/2625/1d987526243220.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/1d987526243220)

That's not bad. I give it a 7.