View Full Version : CATS VS DOGS
NOTKyle
02-07-2009, 03:04 PM
Cats are better, hands down. The day my cat dies will be the saddest die of my life up to this point.
dogs eat their own poop
NOTKyle
02-07-2009, 03:05 PM
PS-Cats are also sexier.
Aegis
02-07-2009, 03:06 PM
Cats have rough tongues though....
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NOTKyle
02-07-2009, 03:08 PM
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Show me where to buy that costume. Right now.
nuclearjew
02-07-2009, 03:09 PM
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Hanover Fist
02-07-2009, 03:10 PM
A cats basic use is to be a companion to fags and hags. Seriously, what kind of guy would admit he liked cats over dogs. FFS go get a testosterone shot or something.
nuclearjew
02-07-2009, 03:15 PM
I am non-committal. Dogs require way too much attention. And though a lot of cats are cunts, some are hilarious.
NOTKyle
02-07-2009, 03:18 PM
A cats basic use is to be a companion to fags and hags. Seriously, what kind of guy would admit he liked cats over dogs. FFS go get a testosterone shot or something.
So REAL MEN like to deal with high maintenance animals? I mean, I like steak, boobs, monster trucks, and bald eagles. Maybe I should like dogs!
I <3 my kitty(even though he's really my mom's), but when he dies I won't be getting another one
Soup Nazi
02-07-2009, 03:19 PM
I don't have enough time or energy to properly care for a dog, so I am gonna go with cats. Though my apartment complex does not allow either.
STDSkillz
02-07-2009, 03:20 PM
Cats are better, hands down. The day my cat dies will be the saddest die of my life up to this point.
Same here. I've had my cat since I was 5.
zaphrodesiac
02-07-2009, 03:21 PM
Kitten I have is the first pet I've owned. Everyone seems to think he's pretty cool as far as cats go. He doesn't chew or scratch shit up with his claws. He likes to kick it on the electric blanket and watch hdtv. I leave pmsnbc on for him when I leave for work. Little fucker is informed.
BIG PIZZLE
02-07-2009, 03:21 PM
I don't have enough time or energy to properly care for a dog, so I am gonna go with cats. Though my apartment complex does not allow either.
So you choose cat because you are an inferior individual.
Kerjack
02-07-2009, 03:23 PM
Dog>Cat
Kitten>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Puppy.
Hanover Fist
02-07-2009, 03:24 PM
I guess I don't see what's so high maintenance about a dog. Mine lays on the couch most of the day and occasionally barks at shit outside. I let her out to poop a few times a day, which is what I would do with a cat anyway cause litterboxes are fucking nasty. I take her on walks when I need to go to the corner store to buy more beer. I don't really see the "high Maintenance" factor in that.
Dogs. Loyalty over faginess.
NOTKyle
02-07-2009, 03:26 PM
If you two are real men I want to grow a vagina and a sweet fuckin' rack.
You best be showin' us right about now then
I like both but dogs are better.
zaphrodesiac
02-07-2009, 03:28 PM
If you two are real men I want to grow a vagina and a sweet fuckin' rack.
I'd be all over that!
Wait, did I just lend credibility to ADD's statement?
Show me where to buy that costume. Right nooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Fixed.
nuclearjew
02-07-2009, 03:28 PM
I guess I don't see what's so high maintenance about a dog. Mine lays on the couch most of the day and occasionally barks at shit outside. I let her out to poop a few times a day, which is what I would do with a cat anyway cause litterboxes are fucking nasty. I take her on walks when I need to go to the corner store to buy more beer. I don't really see the "high Maintenance" factor in that.
I would hate having to walk a dog. I don't mind the litterbox, I clean it out a few times a week, it's not that bad.
Jericho
02-07-2009, 03:28 PM
Dogs. Loyalty over faginess.
My cat wrecks shop on pretty much anyone that isn't me. That's loyalty
Jericho
02-07-2009, 03:29 PM
I would hate having to walk a dog. I don't mind the litterbox, I clean it out a few times a week, it's not that bad.
I keep the litterbox in the bathroom. If it's gonna shit, he might as well shit where I do
I would hate having to walk a dog.
Wondering why you've put on 50 lb's...
BIG PIZZLE
02-07-2009, 03:30 PM
I keep the litterbox in the bathroom. If it's gonna shit, he might as well shit where I doThat bathroom must be horrible.
nuclearjew
02-07-2009, 03:31 PM
Wondering why you've put on 50 lb's...
Yes, that 5 minute dog walk is clearly what is separating me from being JT to Face. I am also missing out on peanut butter nut licks.
Jericho
02-07-2009, 03:31 PM
That bathroom must be horrible.
Better than in the kitchen
zaphrodesiac
02-07-2009, 03:31 PM
Exhibit A
http://xochitl.matem.unam.mx/%7Ecanek/pensadero/posts-images/2005/11/must-love-dogs.jpg
Hanover Fist
02-07-2009, 03:32 PM
It's funny that people who have cats think that litterboxes don't stink up their house. I have never been in someones house who had one that didn't smell vaguely like cat shit/piss.
I don't care what kitty litter they use, you can always smell it.
Wondering why you've put on 50 lb's...
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fale
BIG PIZZLE
02-07-2009, 03:34 PM
It's funny that people who have cats think that litterboxes don't stink up their house. I have never been in someones house who had one that didn't smell vaguely like cat shit/piss.
I don't care what kitty litter they use, you can always smell it.
Same with dogs tho.
IdiotBrain
02-07-2009, 03:35 PM
And for those of us who don't keep animals in the house, it doesn't matter.
My parents have 5 fucking cats and a Great Dane / Doberman mix.
Their house doesn't smell at all, because the animals live where animals SHOULD LIVE. OUT FUCKING SIDE.
Exhibit A
http://xochitl.matem.unam.mx/%7Ecanek/pensadero/posts-images/2005/11/must-love-dogs.jpg
Ummmmm
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nuclearjew
02-07-2009, 03:36 PM
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Soup Nazi
02-07-2009, 03:37 PM
I guess I don't see what's so high maintenance about a dog. Mine lays on the couch most of the day and occasionally barks at shit outside. I let her out to poop a few times a day, which is what I would do with a cat anyway cause litterboxes are fucking nasty. I take her on walks when I need to go to the corner store to buy more beer. I don't really see the "high Maintenance" factor in that.
I guess it depends on how often you are home. I am out of my apartment for about 9-12 hours straight 4 days a week. I would imagine most dogs would need to be taken out for a walk or let out to shit during that period of time.
Jericho
02-07-2009, 03:37 PM
http://www.moviemart.in/upload/Beethoven645fb.jpg
Beethoven was a fucking asshole. Nice example
zaphrodesiac
02-07-2009, 03:38 PM
It's funny that people who have cats think that litterboxes don't stink up their house. I have never been in someones house who had one that didn't smell vaguely like cat shit/piss.
I don't care what kitty litter they use, you can always smell it.
I'm very aware of this and I take measure to ensure it's not the case in my home. I use the scoopable, which eliminates pretty much all the waste when I scoop it every morning. The box stays in the utility room which leads to the garage, which is definitely a secluded part of the house that doesn't get any traffic from guests. I totally get the issue; I do not like the smell of cat piss under any circumnstances and little Charlie would be seeing the road if that were the case. As far as smells go, you can smell dog far easier than cat if you take the litterbox out of the equation.
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Jericho
02-07-2009, 03:39 PM
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nuclearjew
02-07-2009, 03:41 PM
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BIG PIZZLE
02-07-2009, 03:42 PM
That's a robot. It doesnt count.
BIG PIZZLE
02-07-2009, 03:42 PM
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zaphrodesiac
02-07-2009, 03:43 PM
Pitbulls no!
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Jericho
02-07-2009, 03:43 PM
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That cat was way less fucked up than that dog
BIG PIZZLE
02-07-2009, 03:43 PM
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Jericho
02-07-2009, 03:45 PM
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They train dogs to sniff out your drugs and put you in jail, Pizz
BIG PIZZLE
02-07-2009, 03:45 PM
People with cats usually have more than one. Why? Because cats suck.
nuclearjew
02-07-2009, 03:45 PM
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BIG PIZZLE
02-07-2009, 03:46 PM
They train dogs to sniff out your drugs and put you in jail, Pizz
I can also train a dog to fuck your mother.
Jericho
02-07-2009, 03:49 PM
I can also train a dog to fuck your mother.
They don't need training. most dogs are born rapists
BIG PIZZLE
02-07-2009, 03:51 PM
They don't need training. most dogs are born rapists
Whose side are you on?
zaphrodesiac
02-07-2009, 03:58 PM
You see, Pizzle, when you yell at a dog, his tail will go between his legs and cover his genitals, his ears will go down. A dog is very easy to break, but cats make you work for their affection. They don't sell out the way dogs do.
IdiotBrain
02-07-2009, 04:02 PM
Dogs and Claydon are the whores of the animal universe.
As soon as you gain their trust, the first thing they do is put their genitals on display for all to see, in the hopes someone will take pity and touch them.
BIG PIZZLE
02-07-2009, 04:41 PM
You see, Pizzle, when you yell at a dog, his tail will go between his legs and cover his genitals, his ears will go down. A dog is very easy to break, but cats make you work for their affection. They don't sell out the way dogs do.
If I wanted to deal with that shit, I'd get a girlfriend.
Cracker
02-07-2009, 05:21 PM
Cats don't kill babies (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7876508.stm).
Hoser
02-07-2009, 05:21 PM
I like both, I have always had both. But I do like dogs more.
Black_Sun
02-07-2009, 09:05 PM
I have 2 cats. One that's old and just chills 24/7, and the other one that's fucking retarded and bounces off the walls and acts like a total spaz. They're like a fuzzy little odd couple.
mongo
02-07-2009, 10:51 PM
pets are for faggots.
pets are for faggots.
so how many do you have?
mongo
02-07-2009, 10:54 PM
so how many do you have?
zero. i have yet to develop a taste for cock.
okay who are you and what have you done with the real timothy?
mongo
02-07-2009, 10:56 PM
i really do hate animals.
yet i love them enough to not eat them.
it's a fucked up life.
fuglystick
02-08-2009, 12:54 AM
Dogs.
But some cats are better than others
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Thewellz
02-08-2009, 03:48 AM
It's cats all the way, teach them to shit in the litterbox and you only have to clean that once in a while, if you have a dog youclean after it all the time, unless your an asshole who lets it shit on other people's lawns.
Daydreamer
02-08-2009, 10:17 AM
You wouldn't have to keep getting new ones if you'd just quit molesting the old ones.
Nature's Folly
02-08-2009, 01:11 PM
Dogs are like gifts from a god. Cats are just mistakes of nature.
The Dude
02-08-2009, 01:14 PM
cats suck so fucking bad
WET HOT MESS
02-08-2009, 11:45 PM
I like dogs. They're such bundles of joy.