View Full Version : FANTASY: Vanilla Gorilla vs. The Circumsizer...WHO YA GOT?
nuclearjew
02-07-2009, 09:07 PM
Joel Przybilla and the Portland Trail Blazers were driving thru Gainesville on their way from an Orlando Magic game on route to a bout with the Atlanta Hawks. Their team bus blew a tire and Joel was helping a mechanic change it out. As they were preparing to raise the bus, who comes along but Mr. He15man himself, Tim Tebow. Tim Tebow lays under the bus and proceeds to deadlift the whole rig. Joel becomes enraged at this display of hubris and challenges Tebow to a deathmatch. Who would win?
Joel Przybilla (7'1", 245 pounds, 29 years old)
http://blog.oregonlive.com/sportsupdates/2007/10/Przybilla.JPG
or
Tim Tebow (6'3", 240 pounds, 21 years old)
http://tebow.info/files/2008/07/timmy1.jpg
shdaow
02-07-2009, 09:16 PM
Tebow would truck Pryz at the knees, game overrrr.
BIG PIZZLE
02-07-2009, 09:21 PM
You have to earn a nickname like Vanilla Gorilla.
nuclearjew
02-07-2009, 09:23 PM
Zac says:
who'd win in a fight tebow or pryz?
DENCH says:
tebow, pryz would snap like a twig
Zac says:
pryz got the length/size
Zac says:
pryz 7 foot
Zac says:
yahoo has him at 7 1 245
Zac says:
considering lebron is 68 285
Zac says:
makes him even more ridiculous
DENCH says:
but i don't think pryz could take tebow. tebow makes a living off smashing into mfs
Zac says:
pryz makes a living banging with monsters
DENCH says:
but does he have jesus in his corner?
nuclearjew
02-07-2009, 09:24 PM
Tebow would smash into Pryz...if he could get past the gorilla arms. This is an epic question!
the creeps
02-09-2009, 03:06 AM
tebow is going god's work. he's like a fucking blues brother. you don't fuck with a blues brother.
Pryz, because he is able to play the same pos in college as the pros. For that fact he can taunt Tebow and break him down.
ShitBreak
02-09-2009, 08:35 AM
A better fight would be Tebow vs. Kurt Warner. Winner gets to run Heaven.
I'd almost always take the football player over the basketball player, save kickers (for the football side) and LeBron or Shaq on the bball side. Basketball seems to be so much more about quickness for guards or height (even if it comes with lankiness) for forwards/centers, *shrug*.