View Full Version : Where Have You Masturbated?
VoxAngelikus
02-08-2009, 02:32 PM
So, like where have you gotten yourself off? And if you choose (other), then explain yourself.
The GWD
02-08-2009, 02:51 PM
In your bed - Frequently
In someone else's bed - When I was younger and would stay the night at a friend's house, sure.
In the shower - Frequently
In a public shower - One time when I had a gym membership, there were no other dudes around. And some of those chicks that work out are so fucking hot.
At work - A couple times in the bathroom. It's a public restroom, though so once I was in the middle of it and a guy comes in and starts taking a shit right next to me. Took me right out of the moment.
At school / During class - Again, in the bathroom. When I was a teenager I was like, chronic masturbater. Kinda..still am.
At the mall - I think the first time I ever came was while looking at posters in the mall. My dick got hard and I shoved my hand down my pants to relax it and KaBLAMO. I though it was regurgitated cake mix, swear to god.
At your computer - All the damn time.
On a bus/train (public transportation) - On a long train trip once. I mean, I couldn't go like 17 hours without wackin'.
At the movies / At a play - During a movie. I was one of the only people in the theater so...why not?
Other - I know there's others, but at the top of my head...a library. True story. Not even in the bathroom, right out in open. I mean it was an under the pants job, but it was fairly obvious.
Angry Ass Messican Dude
02-08-2009, 02:59 PM
I fucked most of these place but not beat it. I should go on a beating spree this week and try and get everything but the airplane. I'm not paying 200 bucks to beat it. Oh and not at church either. I'll go to the muslim mosque for that requirement.
nuclearjew
02-08-2009, 03:01 PM
I fucked most of these place but not beat it. I should go on a beating spree this week and try and get everything but the airplane. I'm not paying 200 bucks to beat it. Oh and not at church either. I'll go to the muslim mosque for that requirement.
Aren't you ex-military? Go get one of those $1 flights to somewhere and beat off on the cheap.
Angry Ass Messican Dude
02-08-2009, 03:02 PM
snap
Angry Ass Messican Dude
02-08-2009, 03:04 PM
I don't think I could beat off in the lake right now either since it's still froze over. Maybe I'll give myself a month window for bate'n bingo.
Alcestis
02-08-2009, 03:25 PM
So, like where have you gotten yourself off? And if you choose (other), then explain yourself.
Vox, this poll reads like a Dr. Suess book. Or is it just me?
Phil Theehor
02-08-2009, 03:46 PM
We covered this poll topic six weeks ago.
http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?t=12695&highlight=andes
That said, my post there bears repeating:
My resume consists of the following:
The bathroom of an Amtrak train headed from DC to NY
Behind the gear-pallets in the tail end of a C-130 flying low over the Andes Mountains
A bunk on a Chilean warship
In the woods, while on ambush. I was the on the right flank laying in wait. It was a very dark night and we were waiting a long time. First time I ever did it laying on my side
Standing up in the desert while on watch
I could go on.