View Full Version : How tall is GMF
Satan
02-11-2009, 12:17 AM
In before I stuck my pole in your mom
Jericho
02-11-2009, 12:17 AM
Oh, I pwn noobs heer
6655321
02-11-2009, 12:19 AM
i must vote in this!
again? Jesus... maybe we should just make everyone post their height and weight in their profiles
Satan
02-11-2009, 12:20 AM
again? Jesus... maybe we should just make everyone post their height and weight in their profilesYou dont have to, we already know you're fat.
PS my thread in the old forum was better than this one
Jericho
02-11-2009, 12:20 AM
again? Jesus... maybe we should just make everyone post their height and weight in their profiles
It's okay. They look like ants to us
It's okay. They look like ants to us
we shall step on them and rule this world!
Satan
02-11-2009, 12:21 AM
we shall step on them and rule this world!I'll distract you with a hot dog.
6655321
02-11-2009, 12:21 AM
i'll never break that 6 ft. barrier.
Jericho
02-11-2009, 12:22 AM
we shall step on them and rule this world!
Imma start with Banon
I'll distract you with a hot dog.
yes and while I'm eating it, one of my compatriots will destroy you
xfancy
02-11-2009, 12:38 AM
yay i'm not the only short person!
TylerDurden
02-11-2009, 12:39 AM
yay i'm not the only short person!
i think perhaps that if you're attractive enough i might like to put my penis in your short self.
xfancy
02-11-2009, 12:42 AM
yeah but we hate you
i think i'd prefer being hated over being the big fat bitch of gmf though :\
i think perhaps that if you're attractive enough i might like to put my penis in your short self.
aw shucks.
i think i'd prefer being hated over being the big fat bitch of gmf though :\
aw shucks.
I may be a fat bitch, but I'm a loveable fat bitch
xfancy
02-11-2009, 12:45 AM
i'm loveable!
in real life too, so that's a bonus
you have a whorish attitude
xfancy
02-11-2009, 12:47 AM
how so?
xfancy
02-11-2009, 12:49 AM
hmmm, no. i'm sorry you fail
xfancy
02-11-2009, 12:50 AM
ooo did you come up with that one all by yourself?
Jericho
02-11-2009, 12:52 AM
Jesus Christ, Sam. Don't let xfancy pwn you
Jesus Christ, Sam. Don't let xfancy pwn you
stay the fuck out of this
Da Raider
02-11-2009, 12:57 AM
face is a loooooooooser
Jericho
02-11-2009, 12:58 AM
face is a loooooooooser
He ain't heavy, he's my brother!
Das Kahlua
02-11-2009, 12:59 AM
Face, we're all waiting for you to redeem yourself.
Personally, I want you to completely own fancy, but if you just want to surrender and go back to your models, we'll all understand.
xfancy
02-11-2009, 01:01 AM
whatever face, i'm going to bed.
Satan
02-11-2009, 01:03 AM
haha
face got owned by a chick
Das Kahlua
02-11-2009, 01:04 AM
whatever face, i'm going to bed.
Once Face finishes his Death Star, he will OWNNNN you.
ooo did you come up with that one all by yourself?
how the fuck do I respond to that? That is the most pedestrian, most pathetic response to an honest statement I've heard all day. Seriously, if that's the best you can fucking do then you're not even worth my contempt
hag
Once Face finishes his Death Star, he will OWNNNN you.
*enterprise
Das Kahlua
02-11-2009, 01:05 AM
PWN'D!!!
FACE STRIKES BACK!!!!
Da Raider
02-11-2009, 01:05 AM
GO FACE, GO!
I sense that you're mocking me
Das Kahlua
02-11-2009, 01:06 AM
I sense that you're mocking me
The force is strong with this one.
EDIT: But seriously, make her cry, Face.
Jericho
02-11-2009, 01:07 AM
how the fuck do I respond to that? That is the most pedestrian, most pathetic response to an honest statement I've heard all day. Seriously, if that's the best you can fucking do then you're not even worth my contempt
hag
I think she was goofing on your "You're an idiot" argument exit strategy, thus kinda pwnage
I think she was goofing on your "You're an idiot" argument exit strategy, thus kinda pwnage
it's no exit strategy when it's true
xfancy
02-11-2009, 01:10 AM
it took you FOREVER to come up with that little speech, but hey if you're proud.
i can work up some butt hurt if you want, make you feel really accomplished
Jericho
02-11-2009, 01:10 AM
it's no exit strategy when it's true
Be that as it may, xfancy is one of the most useless members we have, and it was neck and neck,man. Work on your game
it took you FOREVER to come up with that little speech, but hey if you're proud.
i can work up some butt hurt if you want, make you feel really accomplished
I was working on something else at the time, whore
xfancy
02-11-2009, 01:12 AM
uh huh. but seriously, good night
Das Kahlua
02-11-2009, 01:12 AM
Be that as it may, xfancy is one of the most useless members we have, and it was neck and neck,man. Work on your game
Jesus.... I thought all Face did was make girls cry, and here he's getting pwnd by one.
The world as I know it is upside down....
sometimes I wonder why I even bother to continue sucking down oxygen
leafsmack0
02-11-2009, 01:17 AM
Fuck oxygen I'm all about carbon dioxide now.
Das Kahlua
02-11-2009, 01:34 AM
sometimes I wonder why I even bother to continue sucking down oxygen
Does oxygen = jelly donuts in 'Face speak'?
But seriously, we love you tubby.
I don't like jelly donuts
Das Kahlua
02-11-2009, 01:45 AM
It's a joke, silly.
IdiotBrain
02-11-2009, 02:35 AM
I think "getting pwnt" is the first thing face has had done to him by a woman.
No wonder he's blubbering around like that.
Quantum Leap
02-11-2009, 04:11 AM
Right around 6'3, depending on my posture that particular day.
Hoser
02-11-2009, 06:18 AM
It's okay. They look like ants to us
How did no one quote Bill Gates here??
heelsguy
02-11-2009, 06:25 AM
what a bunch of fucking liars: the average american male is 5' 9", which I am.
yet of the 36 who answered, only 5 are my height or shorter? Right. funny that even when there are not repercussions to telling the truth, people here lied their ass off.
mxlplkt
02-11-2009, 06:28 AM
what a bunch of fucking liars: the average american male is 5' 9", which I am.
yet of the 36 who answered, only 5 are my height or shorter? Right. funny that even when there are not repercussions to telling the truth, people here lied their ass off.
Sounds like a napoleon complex to me. :)
heelsguy
02-11-2009, 06:36 AM
Sounds like a napoleon complex to me. :)
yes exactly...for all those who lied.
IdiotBrain
02-11-2009, 07:40 AM
I've been 6' and 3/4" since I stopped growing... I went ahead and gave myself that last 1/4"....
I live around mostly mexicans their average height for males is like.... 4'3" or some shit, so I feel like Yao fucking Ming walkin around here.
TylerDurden
02-11-2009, 08:20 AM
yes exactly...for all those who lied.
and i'm sure they feel awful for it.
you kinda remind me of one of those kids who gets picked on in school for their size; the bigger kids could just hold you by the fucking head out of arm's reach when they wanted to fuck with you.
just sayin'.
Willam
02-11-2009, 08:32 AM
what a bunch of fucking liars: the average american male is 5' 9", which I am.
yet of the 36 who answered, only 5 are my height or shorter? Right. funny that even when there are not repercussions to telling the truth, people here lied their ass off.
I've been 6'5 since I was 15 and was even taller than my 2nd grade teacher. No lie!
hatepoppy
02-11-2009, 08:35 AM
heh im a monster. yous guys knows its trues.
xfancy
02-11-2009, 08:39 AM
are there no short gmf people? mebe i should've lied too
TylerDurden
02-11-2009, 08:42 AM
are there no short gmf people? mebe i should've lied too
hush now. all this talking, not enough fucking...
Archangel
02-11-2009, 08:48 AM
Fuck lying. I'm pretty much exactly 6' 1/2", and I adjusted downward.
TylerDurden
02-11-2009, 08:49 AM
Fuck lying.
srsly. what's the point?
xfancy
02-11-2009, 08:50 AM
you guys are tall though!
ShitBreak
02-11-2009, 08:51 AM
you guys are tall though!
You are at perfect height. You don't even have to get on our knees!
xfancy
02-11-2009, 08:52 AM
You are at perfect height. You don't even have to get on our knees!
boo!
Archangel
02-11-2009, 08:53 AM
6' ain't tall, that's normal. We've got two friends who are 5'7"-5'8" and we make fun of their short arses all the time.
Archangel
02-11-2009, 08:54 AM
You are at perfect height. You don't even have to get on our knees!
She'll still have to lift up your gut, though.
ShitBreak
02-11-2009, 08:54 AM
Yeah...or not.
hatepoppy
02-11-2009, 08:55 AM
Yeah...or not.
dude, sweet comeback.
my brother is 6 10.
Pax Britannia
02-11-2009, 08:56 AM
6' ain't tall, that's normal. We've got two friends who are 5'7"-5'8" and we make fun of their short arses all the time.
I'm 5'8 and either the same height or taller than most people in South Wales. I guess thats why we were so awesome at mining.
ShitBreak
02-11-2009, 08:56 AM
I'm 5'10, and seem pretty average height. I know a bunch of people that are taller, but I know a ton of dudes that are shorter.
Archangel
02-11-2009, 09:00 AM
I'm 5'8 and either the same height or taller than most people in South Wales. I guess thats why we were so awesome at mining.
Not for nothing is Gimli Welsh.
http://www.sf-radio.net/biographien/bilder/john_rhys_davies.jpg
Pax Britannia
02-11-2009, 09:01 AM
I'd call Tolkien a racist but the dwarves were pretty badass.
Hobnail_Boot
02-11-2009, 09:19 AM
I'm 6'5", 240 lbs. But more importantly, my cock is 12 inches long.
hatepoppy
02-11-2009, 09:32 AM
I'm 6'5", 240 lbs. But more importantly, my cock is 12 inches long.
6'5" 300. yo soy fattio.
Archangel
02-11-2009, 09:40 AM
Poppy el Gordo!
Has a nice ring to it.
WET HOT MESS
02-11-2009, 09:41 AM
I'm between 5'7 and 5'8. Which do I choose?
Archangel
02-11-2009, 09:42 AM
I'm between 5'7 and 5'8. Which do I choose?
The truth. 5'3".
WET HOT MESS
02-11-2009, 09:43 AM
Vagrant once said he was 7'5 or 7'6 and I believe him. The fucker looks like a tree.
TylerDurden
02-11-2009, 09:44 AM
But more importantly, my cock is 12 inches long.
http://www.magellanmerchandise.co.uk/images/productpics/1267-Rainbow-Pencil.gif
your mom said this was a pretty accurate representation.
<3
WET HOT MESS
02-11-2009, 09:44 AM
The truth. 5'3".
Nuh uh! There are very few short women on my dad's side. My paternal gramps was like 6'0. The granny was said to be about 5'3.
Pax Britannia
02-11-2009, 09:44 AM
The truth. 5'3".
I'm putting together a deal with Universal to remake 'Twins' with me and you. Are you in?
Erased
02-11-2009, 09:44 AM
Standing is for suckers...
Draven X 23
02-11-2009, 09:44 AM
I'm 6 ft tall. Seems to be a lot of us.
ShitBreak
02-11-2009, 09:46 AM
Joey can be whatever height he wants to be, when he raises and lowers his hydrolics on his wheelchair.
He winz!
Archangel
02-11-2009, 09:46 AM
I'm putting together a deal with Universal to remake 'Twins' with me and you. Are you in?
With you as the bearded Welsh midget and me as the weirdly tall Asian bloke?
I'm in.
Pax Britannia
02-11-2009, 09:48 AM
With you as the bearded Welsh midget and me as the weirdly tall Asian bloke?
I'm in.
Excellent, the movie will be able to break $500m without a sweat. You'll be governor of California in no time.
TylerDurden
02-11-2009, 09:48 AM
Joey can be whatever height he wants to be, when he raises and lowers his hydrolics on his wheelchair.
He winz!
we should cut a hole in the seat of his wheelchair so you can better get your face in his crotch.
Archangel
02-11-2009, 09:49 AM
Excellent, the movie will be able to break $500m without a sweat. You'll be governor of California in no time.
Except, I haven't been in shape for like 4 years...
Erased
02-11-2009, 09:50 AM
Where the fuck is the "standing is for suckers" option? DAMMIT! SOMEONE EDIT THE POLL NAOW!
WET HOT MESS
02-11-2009, 09:50 AM
If you can even call that a shape.
Where the fuck is the "standing is for suckers" option? DAMMIT! SOMEONE EDIT THE POLL NAOW!
Shooting for the Worst Admin ARPY?
Alcestis
02-11-2009, 09:51 AM
Excellent, the movie will be able to break $500m without a sweat. You'll be governor of California in no time.
Oh no you didn't, go there. [/heading to the gun range for practice]
Except, I haven't been in shape for like 4 years...
Round is a shape.
Pax Britannia
02-11-2009, 09:51 AM
Except, I haven't been in shape for like 4 years...
I'll pull some strings. I know Christian Bale's personal trainer, he has very shakey confidence though so try not to shout at him.
Archangel
02-11-2009, 09:51 AM
If you can even call that a shape.
I think "blobby" fits.
Oh, and fuck you.
Archangel
02-11-2009, 09:52 AM
I'll pull some strings. I know Christian Bale's personal trainer, he has very shakey confidence though so try not to shout at him.
YOU FUCKING RETARDED FUCK, I TOLD YOU TO SPOT ME; HOW FUCKING DUMB A TWAT DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO FUCKING LOSE COUNT BETWEEN 8 AND 15?
Pax Britannia
02-11-2009, 09:55 AM
YOU FUCKING RETARDED FUCK, I TOLD YOU TO SPOT ME; HOW FUCKING DUMB A TWAT DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO FUCKING LOSE COUNT BETWEEN 8 AND 15?
YOU DIDNT THINK RUNNING IN FRONT OF ME WOULDNT BE DISTRACTING? SHIT MAN ME AND YOU ARE DONE PROFESSIONALLY.
Satan
02-11-2009, 10:36 AM
What the fuck?
BIG PIZZLE
02-11-2009, 10:42 AM
IT'S FUCKING DESTRACTING!
What the fuck?
I dunno, what are you wearing?
Satan
02-11-2009, 10:44 AM
If you pick your words well, I may not be wearing anything soon...
WET HOT MESS
02-11-2009, 10:46 AM
TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS AND JACKET
I've picked these words.
jettison
gangrene
mechanical
wood
tea pot
squirrel
Your move.
WET HOT MESS
02-11-2009, 10:48 AM
I CAN'T FIND MY WIZARD WAND!?!
Satan
02-11-2009, 10:49 AM
I've picked these words.
jettison
gangrene
mechanical
wood
tea pot
squirrel
Your move.
Not impressed. With words like that, how have you ever been laid?
WET HOT MESS
02-11-2009, 10:50 AM
Not impressed. With words like that, how have you ever been laid?
SHOW ME YOUR WOOD DAMNIT.
I hope you don't have pinocchio dong.
I have one word that trumps all.
hydroxybutanoic
Morfin
02-11-2009, 10:51 AM
I jettisoned the gangrene-covered squirrel I found while trying to jam wood into the mechanical teapot.
Satan
02-11-2009, 10:52 AM
I have one word that trumps all.
hydroxybutanoic
*strips down and jumps into a tub of jello*
BIG PIZZLE
02-11-2009, 11:07 AM
Food + sex = yucky.
ElemenoP
02-11-2009, 11:10 AM
Food + sex = yucky.
+ Sticky.
Gary_Busey
02-11-2009, 03:21 PM
6'2". I might be 6'3", I haven't measured myself in a while.
Alcestis
02-12-2009, 12:47 AM
6'2". I might be 6'3", I haven't measured myself in a while.
Still waiting for your growth spurt, Gary?
Lone Wolf
02-13-2009, 04:04 PM
Face is really 6'7 and he's fat ... you must do some serious damage in the shitter