The lefty righty poll

[Hoser]

Which hand to you write/wank it with?

[STDSkillz]

My left hand is really just there for decoration.

[The Dude]

i'm a righty but I can write legibly with my left hand

[JT]

I write with my left, but do everything else with my right.

[UNC]

I do everything right handed...other than beat off.

I operate the mouse better with my right.

[Trident]

I write with my right hand (try saying that with a lisp) but I need both hands to wank*.


*because my penis is huge.

[UNC]

People with big dicks don't talk about it that much.

Mine is way bigger, btw.

Wanna swap pics?

[ShitBreak]

I write with my right....but wank with my left.

So which do I answer? I'll go with the gay one.

[Hobnail_Boot]

I write/throw with my right hand and bat/golf with my left hand. I jerk it with both hands. I have a huge cock.

[VoxAngelikus]

I am right-handed, but I can write like a severely retarded person with my left hand.

[SilverBullet]

Righty but once in a while I will sit on my left until it falls asleep then wank. I call it the Stranger.

[WET HOT MESS]

I got bored one day and taught myself how to write, draw, fold, use a scissor with my left hand. I can type with only my right hand, but haven't quite mastered typing with only my left hand. I'll get there.

[WET HOT MESS]

Also, random fact, my parents told me I started out severely left handed, but then I got my ass beat in when I tried to use the chopsticks with my left hand, so now I'm more of a righty than a lefty.

[Pax Britannia]

If my right arm got torn off fighting bears or ninja's or any one of my everyday enemies i'd probably shoot myself. Which would take a few shots because I cant do shit with my left hand, except play video games.

[Trident]

If I want to write to the people I stalk I'll use my left hand.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Left hands are fo sucaaaaas.

[Stax]

I am right-handed, but I can write like a severely retarded person with my left hand.

[Da Raider]

i have webbed feet where my hands should be.

[Satan]

i have no legs

[Jericho]

I am right-handed, but I can write like a severely retarded person with my left hand.
same. Ambidextrous folk befuddle me. My left hand is pretty much been resigned to my beer hand. Other than that,it's useless

[Limp]

I lost my arms in a tragic arm losing accident.

[Satan]

I can masturbate with either hand, so I'm ambidextrous

[redsox39]

People with big dicks don't talk about it that much.

Mine is way bigger, btw.

Wanna swap pics?

Is it dick pic swaping time?

[mongo]

the only thing i do w/ my right hand is write. i use the left to wank, throw a baseball, and slap bitches.

[Satan]

real men can smack their bitch up with either hand

[WET HOT MESS]

I can masturbate with either hand, so I'm ambidextrous
^10

[Limp]

... let him wash up first.

[}{arlequin]

... let him wash up first.
*splat*



webbed fingerz ftl

[Genius]

I think a lot of GMF is in Lefty denial. Embrace that shit. Just because you can make a fist with your right hand doesn't mean you're ambidextrous. You have to be able to maintain a steady rhythm.

[WET HOT MESS]

Spiderman everywhere.

[Hodge]

I start with my left and finish with my right. (right handed mouse)

[comicfan]

I write with my right, wank off with my left

[Claydon]

i cannot write with the my left hand, i can however use it easily with surgical instruments which is actually no easy task took me a couple of years to perfect.

[comicfan]

i cannot write with the my left hand, i can however use it easily with surgical instruments which is actually no easy task took me a couple of years to perfect.

I still suck using my left with the surgical equipment. Probably should practice more but then... I am not really a surgeon so really do not need to use the instruments that often.

[Claydon]

I still suck using my left with the surgical equipment. Probably should practice more but then... I am not really a surgeon so really do not need to use the instruments that often.

engaging the cams on various orthopedic instruments, and learning to cut with my left hand was the biggest challenge.

[fastjohnnybuell]

Mongo can jack it with both hands. well.

[Hoser]

I am right handed. I do everything with my right except hockey. What is really weird is I golf right, bat right but play hockey left.

But that does not make me ambidextrous.

[Genius]

More like ambisextrous.

[Hoser]

Thank you??

[Genius]

Thank you??
It was more of a general statement. But you're welcome nonetheless.

[janois]

I eat, write and shoot pool with my left. Bat, throw and wank with my right.

I guess that would be bi-dextrous as I don't have equal use with both hands.
cue bi jokes