Off-Topic II½

[Syndicate]

This is technically Off-Topic III, but the original Off-Topic II had to be deleted because of data corruption.

Carry On...

[Le Goat]

wut

[Le Goat]

WOOO FIRST POSTER. I ARE ADMIN!

[BIG PIZZLE]

IBTP!

[Face]

FIRST!!!

[Face]

awwwww man...

[xfancy]

wow it's so shiny and new and free of gross bullshit

[BIG PIZZLE]

You are fat and slpw.

[Hodge]

I think we could have left OTII in a more respectable manner.

[Syndicate]

Huh?

[Le Goat]

THIS THREAD NEEDS IT'S FIRST PIC.





http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b178/chknfaqr/117434366548.jpg

[Le Goat]

wow it's so shiny and new and free of gross bullshit
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b178/chknfaqr/118332687764.gif

[janois]

Oh snap.

[medlar]

wow it's so shiny and new and free of gross bullshit


Well, way to taint it now.

[Face]

fuck it, I'm gonna go watch There Will be Blood

[Kerjack]

OTII is screwed up, what the hell did you guys do in there?

[Le Goat]

:D

[janois]

OTII is screwed up, what the hell did you guys do in there?
I think it was a mix of Roadhouse, Yakov Smirnoff and goat.

[Syndicate]

OTII is screwed up, what the hell did you guys do in there?


It'll be fixed, so calm down.

[ElemenoP]

I have water in my ears. :(

[Kerjack]

In Soviet Russia OT end YOU!

[Le Goat]

ALLAH AKBAR

[dick_darlington]

In Soviet Russia OT end YOU!
NO U!

[Syndicate]

It'll be fixed, so calm down.


Fixed.

[IdiotBrain]

Fancy shit this be. At least I made the first page.

[UNC]

Where is Jericho?

[Jericho]

I'm here. Lay it on me, punk

[UNC]

Nothing bad....just the guy who beat you the worst

http://sports.espn.go.com/photo/2008/0308/ncb_g_lawson_sq_300.jpg

[Jericho]

At least it's not Tyler

[Hoser]

Why does it show page 2, but just brings me back here??

OTIII is possessed!!!!

[mongo]

gay.

[Syndicate]

You're all stupid.

[mongo]

you mom is stupid!


and fat!

[STDSkillz]

I love that new thread smell.

[UNC]

As admin, I would make sure that Hoser never could view the current page of OT

[WET HOT MESS]

MEATSPIN!

[mongo]

marcus needs to wait until all games iz dun to settle betz!

fucking antsy nancy.

[UNC]

marcus needs to wait until all games iz dun to settle betz!

fucking antsy nancy.


All games are done....all the ones that were bet on

stfu...idiot fuck

[STDSkillz]

Hey CindyKate, when I click on a thread and go back until the subforum, the thread is still marked as unread, even if no one has posted in teh threadz since then. It just started doing this in the last couple of days. Is this normal?

[mongo]

sometimes, i wish i didn't have hair on the shaft of my peen.

[NOTKyle]

I'd pay $1000 for a Bethesda made LOST game.

[STDSkillz]

I'd pay $1000 for a Bethesda made LOST game.

Gaaah, I just lost the game.

[NOTKyle]

sometimes, i wish i didn't have hair on the shaft of my peen.

Sometimes I wish they made penis cardigans in XXXL.

[STDSkillz]

sometimes, i wish i didn't have hair on the shaft of my peen.

I will pluck it out with my tweezers.

[mongo]

Sometimes I wish they made penis cardigans in XXXL.

your friend jaquan needs one?

[UNC]

I will pluck it out with my tweezers.

and by tweezers, you mean teeth

[mongo]

i just counted. i have 14 penis shaft hairs.

[STDSkillz]

and by tweezers, you mean teeth

And by teeth, I mean my gums. I'll fucking gum his dick to shit.

[WET HOT MESS]

GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[mongo]

cmt has an ace ventura marathon tonight. winrar.

[STDSkillz]

GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I get mixed messages when you act like you don't like these things.

[UNC]

i just counted. i have 14 penis shaft hairs.

13...don't count the peen

[6655321]

evening girls.

[WET HOT MESS]

I get mixed messages when you act like you don't like these things.
I don't have anything to contribute, so that's the best I can come up with.

[mongo]

13...don't count the peen

*12

i forgot and counted spanky's peen too.

[STDSkillz]

evening girls.

OHAI

I don't have anything to contribute, so that's the best I can come up with.

I will ghey your face right back into straightness.

Yeah.

[UNC]

evening girls.

ay bay bay

[Jericho]

cmt has an ace ventura marathon tonight. winrar.
2 movies does not a marathon make

[mongo]

syn started a new ot that is still fucked up.

[STDSkillz]

I just finally got on page 3. That was weeiiird.

[mongo]

2 movies does not a marathon make

they are playing both of them all night long. that makes a marathon.

[UNC]

80 posts per page ftw

[6655321]

i re-watched donnie darko tonight, i love that fuckin movie.

[nuclearjew]

2 movies does not a marathon make
Explain the annual A Christmas Story marathon then?

[mongo]

i re-watched donnie darko tonight, i love that fuckin movie.

me too. it makes me horny.

(i <3 jenna malone for ever and ever.)

[nuclearjew]

*jena malone

[6655321]

me too. it makes me horny.

(i <3 jenna malone for ever and ever.)

i figured you be all about the "sparkle motion" dance routine..

[mongo]

*jena malone

you can do my taxes, but lay the fuck off my spelling!

[nuclearjew]

you can do my taxes, but lay the fuck off my spelling!
You don't want me to do your taxes, imma owe $1700 this year! Fuck a duck.

[mongo]

You don't want me to do your taxes, imma owe $1700 this year! Fuck a duck.

i got back about $100. my jew skillz>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>yours.

[BIG PIZZLE]

More like pooplearjew.

[nuclearjew]

:(

[6655321]

har har har!

[nuclearjew]

Oh well, at least my landlord is going to put an addition on the rear of this house. Nonstop construction during the spring/summer ftw! :mad:

[STDSkillz]

Explain the annual A Christmas Story marathon then?

Pwwwwwwwwned.

[mongo]

i'll put an addition on your rear!

[nuclearjew]

i'll put an addition on your rear!
No herpes sores plz k thx

[STDSkillz]

i'll put an addition on your rear!

I'll put a sinh on your rear! Or any hyperbolic trig function. I"LL DO IT MOTHERFUCKER.

[6655321]

someone please make me an alcoholic beverage.

[The GWD]

When I was a little kid I had a strong suspicion that lil smokies were made from the penis' of small animals.

I still ate 'em, though.

[STDSkillz]

When I was a little kid I had a strong suspicion that lil smokies were made from the penis' of small animals.

I still ate 'em, though.

OMG, GWD is here!!

[mongo]

i have never consumed a lil' smokey in my life.

[6655321]

When I was a little kid I had a strong suspicion that lil smokies were made from the penis' of small animals.

I still ate 'em, though.

you are truly dedicated to the cocks.

[6655321]

i have never consumed a lil' smokey in my life.

what about vienna sausages?

[Le Goat]

You know you're having a bad shit day when you walk into the bathroom wearing a clean white T-shirt, do your business and walk out with your back looking like you just ran through a mud puddle.

[nuclearjew]

I'll put a sinh on your rear! Or any hyperbolic trig function. I"LL DO IT MOTHERFUCKER.
I'll Laplace Transform dat ass.

[Jericho]

shitty streaks!

[STDSkillz]

I'll Laplace Transform dat ass.

^5!!!

[Le Goat]

oh fucking wow. Amy Adams on leno without a bra on.

mmmmmm

[Le Goat]

I totally see Anita doing this to muh cawk

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b178/chknfaqr/123441433240.jpg

[WET HOT MESS]

http://www.encyclopedia-obscura.com/moviestorture.html


I must watch this movie. I need links.

[Le Goat]

SPAM

[STDSkillz]

The nanny has extremely small breasts, and therefore nobody wants to have sex with her. In fact, rapists turn her down. Seriously, she volunteers as rape victim all the time, and the rapists just laugh at her. Rapists are mean sometimes.

[6655321]

crazy azns.

[Le Goat]

sounds like Anita

[STDSkillz]

Randy works fucking fast: http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?t=15913

[dick_darlington]

crazy azns.
yeah, we are!

[WET HOT MESS]

Randy works fucking fast: http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?t=15913I know. Sometimes I think he's a robot.

[Le Goat]

^_^

[Archetype]

ohgodsomuchworktodosomuchworktodoohgod

[6655321]

ohgodsomuchworktodosomuchworktodoohgod

artwork?

[WET HOT MESS]

I might be bored enough to start making my own clothes.

[Archetype]

artwork?
Did a mockup of the site for my webcomic, and the actual site has so much work to do on it.

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u50/jjmckool/Sitecopy2.jpg

[6655321]

Another one?

old folks are staying up later and later these days..

[ElemenoP]

I might be bored enough to start making my own clothes.
I bought myself a sewing machine in October so I can start working on "projects" in my spare time. The box hasn't been open yet. But I want to start making cool things like laptop cases. and stuff.

[Archetype]

Fuck I am jittery I can't even hold my left hand still. Fuck you dark chocolate espresso beans.

[xfancy]

what's your webcomic about Arch?

I might be bored enough to start making my own clothes.
haha once, the day after being high i woke up with this strong compulsion to make a skirt. and i did! it was pretty nice

[ElemenoP]

How come when I click on page 5 of this thread, it takes me back to page 4?

[6655321]

I bought myself a sewing machine in October so I can start working on "projects" in my spare time. The box hasn't been open yet. But I want to start making cool things like laptop cases. and stuff.

my chick has a pretty nice sewing machine that she's letting go to waste, also. the only cool thing she made was a dress out of a coffee bag.

[WET HOT MESS]

I bought myself a sewing machine in October so I can start working on "projects" in my spare time. The box hasn't been open yet. But I want to start making cool things like laptop cases. and stuff. i've been wanting to make own clothes since i was a kid, I never got around to do it. with 6 billion people in the world, i was certain someone else had same ideas as me, so they can make my clothes and i'll find them. nope. never. when i find something i like, it's not in my size. or the quality is shit. or they're some really ugly color that should not see the light of day. im a fucking nitpicker when it comes to clothes. i get so annoyed when i see the crap stores are putting out. especially now with the recession, at first i was so happy because people aren't shopping as much and i thought, sweet, im getting the stuff i like now. but after shopping every other day for awhile and i find myself not impressed with the stuff stores are churning out. everything looks the same. and the mannequins are not shaped like me. i totally went off on a tangent. anyway, i'd make my own clothes if i can find a real fabric store that didn't require wholesale purchases.

[Face]

How come when I click on page 5 of this thread, it takes me back to page 4?
stop asking stupid questions, that's how come

[Archetype]

what's your webcomic about Arch?

*jj

And it's a post-apocalyptic Western, set after a globalized Utopia rose and suddenly fell.

[ElemenoP]

stop asking stupid questions, that's how come
Why are you so mean to me lately? :(

[Face]

Why are you so mean to me lately? :(
boredom

[Hodge]

*jj

And it's a post-apocalyptic Western, set after a globalized Utopia rose and suddenly fell.
This reeks of Gunslinger goodness.

[Le Goat]

god damn rich kills this site every time he touches it.

[xfancy]

Why are you so mean to me lately? :(

i think it's his time of the month

[xfancy]

*jj

And it's a post-apocalyptic Western, set after a globalized Utopia rose and suddenly fell.

that sounds interesting, what is it called?

[Jericho]

He likes the beers

[Le Goat]

that sounds interesting, what is it called?


Quigley Down Under?

[ElemenoP]

i've been wanting to make own clothes since i was a kid, I never got around to do it. with 6 billion people in the world, i was certain someone else had same ideas as me, so they can make my clothes and i'll find them. nope. never. when i find something i like, it's not in my size. or the quality is shit. or they're some really ugly color that should not see the light of day. im a fucking nitpicker when it comes to clothes. i get so annoyed when i see the crap stores are putting out. especially now with the recession, at first i was so happy because people aren't shopping as much and i thought, sweet, im getting the stuff i like now. but after shopping every other day for awhile and i find myself not impressed with the stuff stores are churning out. everything looks the same. and the mannequins are not shaped like me. i totally went off on a tangent. anyway, i'd make my own clothes if i can find a real fabric store that didn't require wholesale purchases.

http://find.mapmuse.com/directory/fabric-stores/md

I found you a link for fabric stores in Maryland. :)

I totally agree with you on what's out there. Alot of the stuff out there isn't that nice and if you're picky on colours and patterns on things. You can get patterns that will guide you on how to make certain things. I want to learn how to knit sweaters. I'd like to make myself a thick sweater-cardigan-ish with wooden buttons. It's very grandma-ish. But I'd love to make things like summer dresses, shirts or tops. You totally should do it!!

[Archetype]

that sounds interesting, what is it called?
Balding Revolvers©

[Bizz]

Why are you so mean to me lately? :(

Bitches be needin' to learn some respect.

[Le Goat]

Balding Revolvers©


Stripped Six sounds better

[Face]

i think it's his time of the month
I tease El because it's fun, she doesn't take it seriously because we have a bit of an e-history, after a fashion

I just straight up don't like you

[Le Goat]

Bitches be needin' to learn some respect.

Wanna bump wife-beaters?

[WET HOT MESS]

http://find.mapmuse.com/directory/fabric-stores/md

I found you a link for fabric stores in Maryland. :)

I totally agree with you on what's out there. Alot of the stuff out there isn't that nice and if you're picky on colours and patterns on things. You can get patterns that will guide you on how to make certain things. I want to learn how to knit sweaters. I'd like to make myself a thick sweater-cardigan-ish with wooden buttons. It's very grandma-ish. But I'd love to make things like summer dresses, shirts or tops. You totally should do it!!OMGSH, you're the bestestststststs.
I can knit and crochet, but I always work on big projects that goes on and on and on so that when I'm about 4/5 done, I kinda quit. Whoops.

[Le Goat]

Stop being gay and post dicks.


jesus christ

[xfancy]

I tease El because it's fun, she doesn't take it seriously because we have a bit of an e-history, after a fashion

I just straight up don't like you

aw too bad, i was beginning to feel a connection.

[Le Goat]

aw too bad, i was beginning to feel a connection.


that's jus tthe gravity well he creates

[Face]

Balding Revolvers©
is that a penis euphemism I've never heard before?

[WET HOT MESS]

http://lovelifelikeyourself.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/women_dicks.jpg

[WET HOT MESS]

http://johnnythemidget.com/image/Nicki+Dicks+and+her+dicks+2.jpg

[Gary_Busey]

Someone needs a tan.

[Face]

ew

[Oggie]

I just read OT 3 in its entirety and decided we might as well go ahead and start 4, 'cause this one's already stoopid...and gay...and shut the fuck up Goat.

[Jericho]

http://johnnythemidget.com/image/Nicki+Dicks+and+her+dicks+2.jpg
I feel funny...

[zaphrodesiac]

omg thats hot anita

[WET HOT MESS]

It's not quite shitting nipple dicks, but it's something.

[zaphrodesiac]

you see my new bff jerichoel?
http://i43.tinypic.com/vq4gvc.jpg

[Le Goat]

I just read OT 3 in its entirety and decided we might as well go ahead and start 4, 'cause this one's already stoopid...and gay...and shut the fuck up Goat.


Mother fucker I will keel you.

[Le Goat]

http://johnnythemidget.com/image/Nicki+Dicks+and+her+dicks+2.jpg

I came

[Jericho]

you see my new bff jerichoel?
http://i43.tinypic.com/vq4gvc.jpg
Who dat be

[zaphrodesiac]

Who dat be
charlie. my kitten and my flask is named charlies

[Bizz]

charlie. my kitten and my flask is named charlies

You put a dude in your mouth?

[Archetype]

is that a penis euphemism I've never heard before?

Dammit. Fuck it, if it's read that way, it's clever enough to pass off.

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u50/jjmckool/Logo-1.jpg

[Le Goat]

best gay porn name evar

[ElemenoP]

Am I the only person who doesn't think Pam from The Office (Jenna Fischer) is hot?

[zaphrodesiac]

You put a dude in your mouth?
Charlie Baltimore nigra!
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/252/3728547.jpg

yeah, im reaching

[Le Goat]

yes

[Oggie]

Yes.

[Jericho]

Am I the only person who doesn't think Pam from The Office (Jenna Fischer) is hot?
I wouldn't say hot, but she's cute

[Face]

Dammit. Fuck it, if it's read that way, it's clever enough to pass off.

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u50/jjmckool/Logo-1.jpg
you're not nearly that clever

[Kerjack]

Dammit. Fuck it, if it's read that way, it's clever enough to pass off.

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u50/jjmckool/Logo-1.jpg

Dig the font, mind if I ask what it is?

[Archetype]

you're not nearly that clever
It's only the appearance of cleverness what matters.

[Face]

It's only the appearance of cleverness what matters.
wit through good fortune? I think whoever writes Family Circus thrives on that

[Bizz]

I just turned on my PS3 for the first time since MGS4 came out. Who wants to cyborz?!

[Bizz]

I miss OT II.

[Archetype]

Mambo the dogface to the banana patch.

[Archetype]

Is it bad to go throw your own posts and giggle laugh heartily at your own jokes?

[Jericho]

Is it bad to go throw your own posts and giggle laugh heartily at your own jokes?
Nah, dude. If you don't laugh at them, who will?

[Jericho]

My av sucks. Fuckin Devils. I feel like I'm fucking heelsguy

[Archangel]

More like Puke.

[Claydon]

i fucking hate insomnia

[Archangel]

Richthofen?

[Claydon]

Richthofen?

yes...yes it is.

as per the usual, german uniforms were the best in early part of the 20th.

[Pax Britannia]

I had five hours sleep last night. I feel magnificent.

[Archangel]

yes...yes it is.

as per the usual, german uniforms were the best in early part of the 20th.

Ha.

http://i40.tinypic.com/vxyqtc.jpg

[Pax Britannia]

The latter half of the 20th century wasnt that great.

[Archangel]

Goddamn, I was a skinny fucker back then.

[Claydon]

Ha.

http://i40.tinypic.com/vxyqtc.jpg

reminds me of a 80s mtv video....


yah, after teh US and the USSR bombed you fools into dust, your uniforms never recovered their sheen.

[Pax Britannia]

Thats what happens when you get into a relationship with an italian woman.

[Claydon]

Goddamn, I was a skinny fucker back then.

beer, cigarrettes, and women will do that to you.

im a skinny fuck now but i have started to notice a bit of a pounch developing at my midsection.

fucking guinness

[Claydon]

GAH....this rep limit sucks

[Trident]

What rep limit? I've not got one.

[Claydon]

What rep limit? I've not got one.

pass out enough rep and it will tell you...the limit is pretty high, i gave out like 40 or something.

[Archangel]

yah, after teh US and the USSR bombed you fools into dust, your uniforms never recovered their sheen.
Didn't the limeys do most of the bombing?
And anyway, the uniform still looks good with that big grey greatcoat, eagle belt-buckle worn over it, a helmet and boots.
Thats what happens when you get into a relationship with an italian woman.
There is something to be said for great food on the table, however.

Also, cigarettes keep you skinny, Claydon. I ballooned after quitting.

[Pax Britannia]

Didn't the limeys do most of the bombing?

Didnt you get the memo? America won the war singlehandidly. The USAF won the Battle of Britain and the US Marine Corps kicked your Nazi ass at Stalingrad.

[Claydon]

Didn't the limeys do most of the bombing?
And anyway, the uniform still looks good with that big grey greatcoat, eagle belt-buckle worn over it, a helmet and boots.



brits did the daytime raids, we took the night.

as for your uniform comments...... pearls before swine arch...pearls before swine.






...running for the hills

[Claydon]

Didnt you get the memo? America won the war singlehandidly. The USAF won the Battle of Britain and the US Marine Corps kicked your Nazi ass at Stalingrad.

(shaking head)

[Pax Britannia]

brits did the daytime raids, we took the night.


It was the other way round. Did you pay attention in history class?

[Archangel]

brits did the daytime raids, we took the night.


Other way around.

EDIT: Damnit Pax.

[Claydon]

It was the other way round. Did you pay attention in history class?

FUCK.... well it is 4am....



my b

[Pax Britannia]

FUCK.... well it is 4am....



my b

I'll let you off. God knows I can appreciate what sleep deprivation feels like right now.

[mxlplkt]

OT3 needs some Oggie.

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k290/carpelite6/ogthursball.gif

[UNC]

Good Morning!

[UNC]

As admin, I would dedicate the front page exclusevely to photoshopped Oggie pics once a week.

[Claydon]

I'll let you off. God knows I can appreciate what sleep deprivation feels like right now.

my insomnia is fucking awful right now, and i am all out of sleep aides.

[Archangel]

Which idiot went and made Marcus an administr...


Oh, that's just his CT.

Whew.

[Claydon]

Which idiot went and made Marcus an administr...


Oh, that's just his CT.

Whew.

hahaha

[mxlplkt]

And some Marcus!

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k290/carpelite6/marcusday.gif

[Pax Britannia]

As admin, I would dedicate the front page exclusevely to photoshopped Oggie pics once a week.

You just lost my vote.

[mxlplkt]

And some Arch' fiance!

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k290/carpelite6/vnh3smcopy.jpg

[Claydon]

And some Arch' fiance!

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k290/carpelite6/vnh3smcopy.jpg

nice!

[mxlplkt]

And some Arch!

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k290/carpelite6/arch-fairiemorning3.gif

[Claydon]

mxlpklt has got NUTHING on me!

[UNC]

Where is some Marcus?

[UNC]

You just lost my vote.

....no one looks at the front page anyway.

[mxlplkt]

I've got some really silly shit in my pb account.

[Archangel]

And some Arch!

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k290/carpelite6/arch-fairiemorning3.gif

Go Nuggets, indeed. That was one of the ugliest fucking games I've seen in a long time.

Oh well, a win's a win.

[Archangel]

Also, I'm pretty sexy, now that I look at it.

[Pax Britannia]

*vomit*

[mxlplkt]

The pink brings out your eyes.

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k290/carpelite6/archkittycopy.jpg

[UNC]

I needed a mixia fixie before going to work.

Laters.

[Claydon]

The pink brings out your eyes.

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k290/carpelite6/archkittycopy.jpg

the cat in the bowl is pure lulz

[janois]

The pink brings out your eyes.

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k290/carpelite6/archkittycopy.jpg
The giant tit pushing it's way into the frame is the cherry on top.

[mxlplkt]

Let's just say Arch is a lucky man.

[Claydon]

going to try and sleep

night

[Archangel]

The pink brings out your eyes.

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k290/carpelite6/archkittycopy.jpg

Hey, the missus's titty is all wrong.

EDIT: Damn you, janois.

[Pax Britannia]

Theres nothing wrong about huge boobs.

[Archangel]

Theres nothing wrong about huge boobs.
Trust me, they're plenty huge even without Photoshop.

[Pax Britannia]

Lucky man.

[Archangel]

Indeed.


I'm gonna go play some Fallout.

[The Dude]

the morning triple s is glorious

phase 1 commence

[janois]

There was a dead rat in the middle of my street in front of the house this morning. It was pretty gross.

[Limp]

There was a dead rat in the middle of my street in front of the house this morning. It was pretty gross.
????

http://www.wallsoffame.com/assets/images/3_28_cagney.jpg

[janois]

He killed my brotha.

[Banon]

No whores, the hornets lost, I'm tired. Last night, not so awesome.

[Monique]

*Yawn*

[Stax]

Herro

[Le Goat]

Sticking your bare asshole up to a hot tub jet isn't as sexy as it sounds. It was my first enema.

[WET HOT MESS]

wuh wuh

[xfancy]

hi

[WET HOT MESS]

hai

[Le Goat]

Nigz

[Archangel]

Cracker?

[Trident]

hai

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/oh-hai-i-buffed-ur-floor.jpg

[WET HOT MESS]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/oh-hai-i-buffed-ur-floor.jpgOkay. Now get in your skillet.

[Trident]

That's probably less of an erotic command than I think.

[WET HOT MESS]

I'm hungry...

[Trident]

Lots of people are hiding their online status today.

[Trident]

I'm hungry...

How 'bout sum good ole British cooking?

http://www.kelseys.ca/images/global/menu/FishChips.jpg
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06_01/kebabREX_468x304.jpg

[Limp]

British cooking = British teeth.


awaits american fat jokes from arch

[WET HOT MESS]

I want lunch. I think I can have a whole turkey with a bunch of sides. I dunno what's wrong with me these days, I'm always so damn hungry.

[Limp]

I want lunch. I think I can have a whole turkey with a bunch of sides. I dunno what's wrong with me these days, I'm always so damn hungry.
Might be a bad time to tell you about the condom breaking...

[Pax Britannia]

I want lunch. I think I can have a whole turkey with a bunch of sides. I dunno what's wrong with me these days, I'm always so damn hungry.

Me too. I blame global warming.

[Trident]

I want lunch. I think I can have a whole turkey with a bunch of sides. I dunno what's wrong with me these days, I'm always so damn hungry.

Worms?

[WET HOT MESS]

Over lunch last weekend with my girlfriends, they all thought I got knocked up. Bitches. I'm still a goddamn virgin.

[Trident]

Over lunch last weekend with my girlfriends, they all thought I got knocked up. Bitches. I'm still a goddamn virgin.

That is a shame, here: take these pretty little pills.

[Pax Britannia]

Over lunch last weekend with my girlfriends, they all thought I got knocked up. Bitches. I'm still a goddamn virgin.

High standards?

[ShitBreak]

OT3? But I wasn't readdyyy......

[WET HOT MESS]

That is a shame, here: take these pretty little pills.I love candy!
High standards?
Nah, I get hit on by scary black men, short cholo looking Latinos, or broke crazies. Okay, maybe a little, but is it so much to ask for friendly nice guy that doesn't have a shitload of problems ranging from mental to financial?

[Trident]

I love candy!

Nah, I get hit on by scary black men, short cholo looking Latinos, or broke crazies. Okay, maybe a little, but is it so much to ask for friendly nice guy that doesn't have a shitload of problems ranging from mental to financial?

You're on the wrong forum.

[WET HOT MESS]

I'm not here to find a vagina plower. I'm here for you guys and your craziness.

[Trident]

I'm not here to find a vagina plower. I'm here for you guys and your craziness.

Half the men on here will cut their wrists when they read that.

[Limp]

I'm more of a vagina tiller.

[ShitBreak]

I'm not here to find a vagina plower. I'm here for you guys and your craziness.

I could do both.

[Pax Britannia]

Nah, I get hit on by scary black men, short cholo looking Latinos, or broke crazies. Okay, maybe a little, but is it so much to ask for friendly nice guy that doesn't have a shitload of problems ranging from mental to financial?

The trouble is all the good guys like me are taken. And well all your left with then is Biggus Dickus.

You have my sympathies.

[WET HOT MESS]

The trouble is all the good guys like me are taken. And well all your left with then is Biggus Dickus.

You have my sympathies.
*WEEPS*

[Limp]

Some of the good guys get put back on the market...