Is Chris Brown gonna have to choke a bitch?

[BIG PIZZLE]

If this is true he could get charged for attempted murder.

http://www.vibe.com/news/online_exclusives/2009/02/chris_brown_source_speaks/ (http://www.vibe.com/news/online_exclusives/2009/02/chris_brown_source_speaks/)


As expected, Chris Brown’s camp has been silent regarding the career-crippling drama surrounding the 19-year-old following his alleged physical fight with girlfriend Rihanna on Grammy night. But now a longtime friend of the performer is jumping to the star’s defense.

“Chris is a very good kid” the friend told VIBE. “I do not know the situation in its full entirety because I was not in the car [with them that night],” the source adds, “but from what I know, Chris and Rihanna’s relationship…it was real. They loved each other.”

On February 8, around 12:30 a.m., Brown and Rihanna allegedly got into an argument while leaving Clive Davis' Pre-Grammy Gala in Beverly Hills. Brown, who was driving a rented silver Lamborghini, pulled over in Hollywood’s Hancock Park and got out of the car. He allegedly got into a scuffle with Rihanna, which allegedly left the “Umbrella” singer with a bloody nose, and bruises on her face.

According to E! News sources, Rihanna threw the keys of the Lamborghini out the window of the car, causing Brown to flip out. The singer then allegedly told police that Brown threatened to kill her, and he choked her until she fell unconscious.

When Brown went to turn himself in to LAPD's Wilshire police station to post $50,000 bail, he hid in the backseat of an SUV as paparazzi swarmed to catch a glimpse of the 19-year-old star.

Though both Brown and Rihanna kept their relationship on the low, romantic photos of the couple were frequently splashed over blog sites.

In 2008 R&B singer Ne-Yo came out and confirmed Brown and Rihanna’s relationship, saying, “They tear hair out of each other and argue. I’ve seen them kiss and make up like other couples do. I’ve seen the ups and downs.”

But rumors soon ignited that the relationship was set up by Brown’s and Rihanna’s publicity teams in 2007 after Rihanna was rumored to have been allegedly sleeping with her mentor, rap star Jay-Z, and Brown was allegedly involved in a romantic relationship with his manager, Tina Davis (all parties have denied all allegations).

“I don’t know about the propaganda that [their relationship] was made up and they were put together for publicity stunts,” the friend says. “I just know that he was loving her and she was loving him.”

According to reports, Rihanna is allegedly building a domestic violence case (http://www.vibe.com/news/news_headlines/2009/02/rihanna_domestic_violence_case/) against Brown and is cooperating with investigators. Meanwhile, Brown’s career has been hanging in the balance. On Monday the gum company Wrigley, decided to suspend (http://www.vibe.com/news/news_headlines/2009/02/cb_wrigley_deal_suspended/) their Doublemint ad campaign with the performer. By Tuesday, The Milk Mustache campaign confirmed that they were dropping (http://www.vibe.com/news/news_headlines/2009/02/chris_brown_milk_ad_loss/) the singer from their advertising. Today [Wednesday] Southwest Florida radio station B103.9 announced that they will be removing all of Brown’s music from their playlist. Brown must appear in court March 5. (http://www.vibe.com/news/news_headlines/2009/02/chrisbrown_court/)

In spite of it all, Brown is holding himself together, the source says.

“He’s better off than me if I, or anybody else, was in his situation, ” says the friend. “Chris is a blessed child. We’ll leave it in God’s hands.”

[mongo]

i don't even know who this faggot is. fuck him.

[WET HOT MESS]

I read about it on WWTDD. It's so ironic how he hated his stepdad for doing that shit to his mom, yet he's emulating him.

[nuclearjew]

i don't even know who this faggot is. fuck him.
Ya rly. I'm old, I don't even know who the majority of Grammy artists are. When I heard this guy's name, I thought of the shitty running back who was on the Titans.

[Kerjack]

I read about it on WWTDD. It's so ironic how he hated his stepdad for doing that shit to his mom, yet he's emulating him.


I thought it was mean that first she gets beat up and now WWTDD won't stop saying she could use some plastic surgery. Talk about kicking them while they are down.

/sarcasm

[ADD]

I read about it on WWTDD. It's so ironic how he hated his stepdad for doing that shit to his mom, yet he's emulating him.

Which his stepdad has denied, and no one has come forward (including mom) with a police report or truth to his stepdad doing this. He's said Chris makes up stuff since he always blamed his stepdad for making his real dad leave.

Whole situation is fucked up, and I hope Brown gets the jail time and help he seems to need.

He seemed like such a nice guy. Looks can be deceaving. And what a moron, so much talent, though it's not my cup of tea, and to throw it away by being a coward man. Well done, CB, well done...

[mongo]

Ya rly. I'm old, I don't even know who the majority of Grammy artists are. When I heard this guy's name, I thought of the shitty running back who was on the Titans.

werd.

i immediately thought of my hs youth pastor.

his name was chris browning.

[Jericho]

See, Jericho ain't that bad

[WET HOT MESS]

Which his stepdad has denied, and no one has come forward (including mom) with a police report or truth to his stepdad doing this. He's said Chris makes up stuff since he always blamed his stepdad for making his real dad leave.

Whole situation is fucked up, and I hope Brown gets the jail time and help he seems to need.

He seemed like such a nice guy. Looks can be deceaving. And what a moron, so much talent, though it's not my cup of tea, and to throw it away by being a coward man. Well done, CB, well done...I don't care what happens to him, I like Rihanna, she seems like the sweet type. She shouldn't have stuck around with his lame ass. Fucking Tina and Ike all over again.

[ElemenoP]

When I heard about this on Monday. I was really really upset. I love Rihanna - I can't believe that this happened to her. The whole domestic issue is something that makes me upset.

[Gary_Busey]

I bet she doesn't talk back to him again.

[Jericho]

Bitch shoulda listened

[Titus_Pullo]

She should have set his house on fire. The ole' Andre Rison treatment.

[ElemenoP]

Does this look like the face of a wifebeater?

http://www.sheilaburnett-photography.com/Pictures/SPOT-Ike%20Turner.jpg

[WET HOT MESS]

Yeah. That looks like the face of a man who will beat anyone who pisses him off.

[ADD]

Bitch shoulda listened

And not worried about his text messages

She should have set his house on fire. The ole' Andre Rison treatment.

And we all know what happened to her

[the creeps]

the shit worked out well for tina turner. so what is the drama about ? and fuck Rihanna. the only songs i know of hers are ones that have a stolen beat from a much better song.

[Archangel]

the shit worked out well for tina turner. so what is the drama about ? and fuck Rihanna. the only songs i know of hers are ones that have a stolen beat from a much better song.

Haha the creeps is gay for O-Zone.

cGLMALvtjBc

bEanxQqdYWg

[UNC]

His next movie is Stomp the Bitch

[Will-Kill]

Next Single is "Wall to Wall (is where you are going if don't shut the fuck up)"

[Archangel]

Jesus Christ.

This thread is about a bloke who had a #1 hit called "No Air" choking someone, and after 8 hours, no one has thought to make a joke about that?

Losers.

[Limp]

Jesus Christ.

This thread is about a bloke who had a #1 hit called "No Air" choking someone, and after 8 hours, no one has thought to make a joke about that?

Losers.
You're the only faggot that listens to this Chris Brown faggot.

[Archangel]

I don't listen to that shit. But when a song's on the top of the Billboard charts, I notice.

[Limp]

I topped your wife's billboard chart.

[Archangel]

No you didn't.

[Limp]

16 weeks in a row!

[smahoo]

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/abuse-30-women-demotivational-poster.jpg

she's lucky he didn't kill her, but she certainly falls into the 30% category...$1MM GMF for the beatdown photos

[Titus_Pullo]

Here you go. She has two black eyes and a fat lip...

http://i42.tinypic.com/2m35nhl.jpg

[WET HOT MESS]

Kebby.... shame on you.

[Titus_Pullo]

I know, I know.



It is such an old joke.

[zaphrodesiac]

You should hear what he says about asians.

Also, Rihanna had it coming. If I had to hear that umbrella song one more time, I would've done it myself.

[ADD]

What do you tell a pop star with 2 black eyes?

[smahoo]

nothing, done told her twice

[Hanover Fist]

So Jay-Z said Chris Brown is a dead man walking. I'm guessing that if Chris Brown comes up dead in the next few years, Jay-Z might have some explaining to do.

http://bossip.com/83038/jay-z-chris-is-a-walking-dead-man/

[taters]

^ I understand Jay z's sentiment, but why announce that shit publically? JayZ isnt bulletproof himself, and the 2pac and biggie death have shown the stupidity and result of making such calls.

Rumor is she was sleeping with Jay Z anyway; which I dont find shocking because I bet my hat that JayZ is beyonces front boyfriend, and shes actually gay.

[Lone Wolf]

I keep hearing the name Chris Brown, but it always makes me think of the RB for the Titans. I have no idea who this Chris Brown is. I'm old.

I just googled him, he reminds me of Bodie from The Wire ... makes sense now

[Will-Kill]

^ I understand Jay z's sentiment, but why announce that shit publically? JayZ isnt bulletproof himself, and the 2pac and biggie death have shown the stupidity and result of making such calls.

Rumor is she was sleeping with Jay Z anyway; which I dont find shocking because I bet my hat that JayZ is beyonces front boyfriend, and shes actually gay.

Jay Z is gangsta...and a gangsta isn't afriad, not to mention Chris Brown a R&B artist they don't exactly instill fear in others. Teenage Girls may fear R. Kelly.

[ADD]

So he apparently beat up Rihanna when she got mad over a text from this? Well done CB, well done. You boldly go where every man has gone before.

http://www.rap-up.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/chris-brown-paris.jpg

[kid_vidrio]

Is he on his knees or actually 2" shorter than Paris?

And who fucking cares about this tool in the first place.

Maybe he'll take Jay Z down with him. There might be a Dog after all.

[Archetype]

Is he on his knees or actually 2" shorter than Paris?
It's called forced perspective. Use it wisely.

[Hanover Fist]

According to the police report when he was booked he is listed at 6-2, and Paris is 5-7.

[Swurgen]

^ I understand Jay z's sentiment, but why announce that shit publically?

To show he's gangsta and he intentionally misspells it that way. Gives him street cred.

[Archetype]

Haha the creeps is gay for O-Zone.

cGLMALvtjBc

bEanxQqdYWg

More likely she stole it from...

60og9gwKh1o

[Soup Nazi]

The real question is, how will this effect the sales of The O.C. Season 4 DVD's?!

[Jericho]

http://8.media.tumblr.com/0GGXGv8vGjs153q99LlJCqiFo1_500.jpg

Milk is for assholes

[Will-Kill]

http://8.media.tumblr.com/0GGXGv8vGjs153q99LlJCqiFo1_500.jpg

Milk is for assholes

Milk gives me strong bones, so when I choke and punch my bitch, I know shes going to respect me and shut tha fuck up.


too soon?

[Nature's Folly]

Chris will choke a bitch and rape her ass.

[Archetype]

He doesn't look like he could do any of that.

[Nature's Folly]

Looks mean nothing....look at me, I'm a God.

[ADD]

So CB's not at NBA All-Star weekend?...

[WET HOT MESS]

^ I understand Jay z's sentiment, but why announce that shit publically? JayZ isnt bulletproof himself, and the 2pac and biggie death have shown the stupidity and result of making such calls.

Rumor is she was sleeping with Jay Z anyway; which I dont find shocking because I bet my hat that JayZ is beyonces front boyfriend, and shes actually gay.Lulziest statement of the year

[taters]

Lulziest statement of the year

Oh?? Turns out I was maybe close. Rumor is she caught it from Jay Z. If true, and its being pretty widely reported, this if fucked up. Not nearly an excuse to attack a woman (the only ones I can think of is shes holding a gun to you, or beating on your mom, sister or kids), catching the herp from a cheating gf is pretty fucked up.

http://www.inquisitr.com/17706/rihanna-gave-chris-brown-herpes/

The drama around Chris Brown’s beating of Rihanna continues.

Media reports have confirmed what we reported earlier: that Chris Brown did indeed beat Rihanna, but it’s the reason that’s even more bizarre.

Sources allegedly close to Brown allege that the fight leading to the domestic violence incident occurred because Rihanna gave Chris Brown herpes.

And how did Rihanna end up with an STD to begin with? Claims are that she picked it up from Jay-Z!

Brown would have found out about the Herpes due to the symptoms: the signs of infection typically appear as one or more blisters on or around the genitals or rectum. The blisters break, leaving tender ulcers (sores) that may take two to four weeks to heal.

While disturbing if true, it doesn’t excuse the beating Brown gave Rihanna under any circumstances.


And thats not the only site reporting it. Word is, this info comes from someone who hacked his my space pms.

[BIG PIZZLE]

I'd choke a bitch for giving me herpes.

[Archetype]

Lulzier still, you read The Inquisitr.

[taters]

^ I dont read it, but I read a blog occasionally which got one of its sources from there.

That site wasnt the first to crack that story either. Its kinda everywhere at this point. A lot of sites are being mums on posting it, my guess is because the person who found out doesnt want to reveal himself, with obvious good reason (either illegal hacking, or at the very least getting involved in what is possibly to become a violent feud).

[Titus_Pullo]

http://i43.tinypic.com/o73e5w.jpg

"Pop a cap in his ass."

[randystote]

Alleged pic of her after beating.

http://img34.imagehaven.net/img/thumbs/0TZ0A5LL5H_0219_rihanna_photo_beating.jpg (http://img34.imagehaven.net/img.php?id=0TZ0A5LL5H_0219_rihanna_photo_beating.j pg)

[zaphrodesiac]

looks like she accidentally fell down to me

[nuclearjew]

looks like she accidentally fell down to me
Those must've been a lotta flights of stairs.

[Gary_Busey]

looks like she accidentally fell down to me
She definitely accidentally burnt herself with a curling iron.

[Pax Britannia]

that picture is disturbiaaaaaa dum dum de da dum dum.

[zaphrodesiac]

http://i43.tinypic.com/qnldhe.jpg

[BIG PIZZLE]

Alleged pic of her after beating.

http://img34.imagehaven.net/img/thumbs/0TZ0A5LL5H_0219_rihanna_photo_beating.jpg (http://img34.imagehaven.net/img.php?id=0TZ0A5LL5H_0219_rihanna_photo_beating.j pg)

She's got kind of a bumpy face anyways so I dont really see much damage. I thought she'd be fucked up. Also it's a shitty pic.

[doubleocrow]

Chris Brown is a real son of a bitch.

http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/a1072__oPt.jpg

http://www.tmz.com/2009/02/19/rihanna-photo-face-beating/

[zaphrodesiac]

bet you won't make him pay pussy

[ADD]

She still wants to be with him too, no one saw that coming...

[ADD]

And just like that Rihanna & Chris Brown are back together in Miami. No one saw this coming...

Rihanna and Chris Brown have reunited, according to PEOPLE.

The hip-pop couple are reportedly (http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20262240,00.html) back together almost three weeks after Brown allegedly assaulted (http://www.rap-up.com/2009/02/09/rihanna-alleged-victim-in-chris-brown-case/) the Barbados in Los Angeles on Feb. 8.
“They’re together again. They care for each other,” a source tells PEOPLE. The young stars are spending time together at one of Diddy’s homes.
“While Chris is reflective and saddened about what happened, he is really happy to be with the woman he loves,” says an insider.
The 19-year-old R&B called Rihanna on her 21st birthday (http://www.rap-up.com/2009/02/23/rihanna-celebrates-her-21st-birthday/) last week. “He called to wish her happy birthday. They’ve reached out to each other. It’s been mutual,” adds the source.
A photo (http://www.rap-up.com/2009/02/19/first-photo-of-rihannas-battered-and-bruised-face/) of a beaten Rihanna (http://www.rap-up.com/2009/02/27/rihanna-and-chris-brown-back-together/#)surfaced late last week. The LAPD has yet to file any charges against Brown.
Brown, also, if he goes to trial will be claiming self defense.

[janois]

And just like that Rihanna & Chris Brown are back together in Miami. No one saw this coming...

Brown, also, if he goes to trial will be claiming self defense.

So the next time he kicks the shit out of her, do we still have to feel bad for her?

[Will-Kill]

A-HA! Chris Brown is the victim!
The girl is never suspected...

[ADD]

She started it

[zero]

Only a matter of time before he beats up some other girl.

[the creeps]

you don't say

[FarEastFornicator]

Fool is actually our jet-skiing like he didn't just slap a bitch around.
http://i43.tinypic.com/muk0n8.jpg
Actually, jet skiing is pretty fuckin fun, i'd love to be jet skiing right now.

[Will-Kill]

Thats the smile of a man who beat his women and got away with it......which in all odds....he will beat her again...and smile all over again.

[ADD]

This pic was much better and smarter!

http://mavrixonline.com/wp-content/gallery/022809_chris_brown/chris_brown_jetski_mx0022609_34.jpg

[Fuh Q]

I heard they got back together. Dumb bitch, don't expect any sympathy from me the next time he Ike Turner's your ass

[Swurgen]

They Got Married

(http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2009/03/they-got-married.html) http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20090304/Chris%20Brown%20Miami/rcbbb.jpg (http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20090304/Chris%20Brown%20Miami/rcb0.html)
Three weeks after Chris Brown became a verb, Rihanna flew to Diddy's Miami mansion to be with the man who did this (http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2009/02/heres-the-picture.html) to her. Most reports coming out at that time believed that they were there to reconcile. Yeah, something like that. Star Magazine (http://www.starmagazine.com/news/15305?cid=RSS) says:
...we report that the couple had a tearful face-to-face meeting at Diddy's $14.5 million Miami mansion, during which an emotional Chris apologized, begged for forgiveness and proposed to her on the spot. "All she's ever wanted was to be with him forever," a source tells Star. "Rihanna is looking for the husband-and-two-kids deal before she turns 25. She believes in fairy tales, and she wants to live hers with Chris. She was totally up front and confessed to him, 'I can't live without you.'" The pair wasted no time making Rihanna's fairy tale come true. They even called a minister to the mansion on exclusive Star Island!
I've seen a lot of Disney movies and I don't remember any princess wishing upon a star to get married and have kids with the dude who choked them out because she took his keys. I don't know the legality involved, but they might want to get another chapter added to Rihanna's What To Expect When You're Expecting book. Because, I've read it, and it doesn't really seem to cover being drop kicked down a flight of stairs.

[Will-Kill]

Like in the movies with old fashioned families...sometimes living the good life means getting hit time to time...and it was acceptable.

[ADD]

Kiss Kiss
Felony Felony

The L.A. County District Attorney (http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/#) has just charged Chris Brown with felony assault and making a criminal threat, also a felony. The charging documents name "Robyn F." as the alleged victim. Brown will be arraigned today at 3:30 PM in downtown LA. A spokesperson for the D.A. tells TMZ he could face a maximum of four years and eight months in prison.

[bigdwiggins]

didn't he just get charged? Bet she will show for him in court, dumb cooze...

[ADD]

She said she loves him. She says when he hurts her, he then becomes her angel and makes it up to her greatly, and she loves that.

I love women.

[Mr. Brown]

http://s5.tinypic.com/2jezq1e.jpg
(http://s5.tinypic.com/2jezq1e.jpg)

[Archangel]

Mr Brown?


*runs*

[WET HOT MESS]

http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/07/the-most-tasteless-hilarious-joke-ever/

[mongo]

predictable.

[Jericho]

Lisa Lampinelli sucks balllllls

[Alcestis]

I had only seen her Celebrity Roast performances, until we went to see her live at one of the casinos near me. We ended up bailing half-way throught the show.