View Full Version : Salma Hayek breastfeeding a black baby.
BIG PIZZLE
02-12-2009, 01:08 AM
That title just get's better with every word. It's true, there's a movie.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2009/feb/12/health-breastfeeding-salma-hayek
freegood
02-12-2009, 01:54 AM
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Jericho
02-12-2009, 01:59 AM
I wish I was that baby. But only in the moment, not for life. God, no
freegood
02-12-2009, 02:09 AM
That baby won't even remember those two slices of heaven anyways.
the creeps
02-12-2009, 04:31 AM
if selma wasn't so fucking hot, i am sure people would be over this shit talking about how crazy she is.
Claydon
02-12-2009, 06:39 AM
yes please
InterningIsiah
02-12-2009, 08:48 AM
Who needs the Christian Children's fund or Sally Struthers, when you can just send Salma Hayek to Africa to feed the starving children?
Didn't Anita just mention the other day about watching Salma breast feeding?
SHE WAS THE BLACK BABY!
redsox39
02-12-2009, 09:22 AM
Pretty sure Goat was so busy jacking off to the starving babies that he just noticed Salma in there...
Didn't Anita just mention the other day about watching Salma breast feeding?
SHE WAS THE BLACK BABY!
If it was Salma breast feeding, I'd watch.
noahsdove
02-12-2009, 10:26 AM
Who needs the Christian Children's fund or Sally Struthers, when you can just send Salma Hayek to Africa to feed the starving children?
Why not just let the starving kids eat Sally Struthers?
WET HOT MESS
02-12-2009, 10:30 AM
It's been a year and she's still lactating.
Draven X 23
02-12-2009, 10:44 AM
if selma wasn't so fucking hot, i am sure people would be over this shit talking about how crazy she is.
Oh she is crazy. She just pops babies on her tits whenever she can. I think that is why she is still producing milk.
I need some milk in my coffee. I wonder if she is available...
Alcestis
02-12-2009, 12:30 PM
It's been a year and she's still lactating.
Some women breastfeed 12+ months or longer, its possible.
WET HOT MESS
02-12-2009, 05:29 PM
I know, I've seen women breast feed the kid til until they're 12 years old (crazy), but isn't it unhealthy after 4 months or so after giving birth?
Bungle
03-03-2009, 04:33 PM
I think it was a taxicab confession that I saw it on, but a girl with implants could squirt milk at will, years and years after a baby. I don't remember if it was because of the implants or why that was mentioned though. She squirted the driver though.
As far as Madam Hayek's craziness; I've heard it said there's a mathematical formula to describe how hot a girl perceives herself with how crazy she can act.
Archangel
03-03-2009, 04:45 PM
Or, you know, you could have just said "bump".
Will-Kill
03-03-2009, 05:03 PM
if selma wasn't so fucking hot, i am sure people would be over this shit talking about how crazy she is.
Which is why being hot can get you away with alot of shit.
Oral_Roberts
03-03-2009, 06:35 PM
Jenny McCarthy is a perfect example of a hot chick who knows she's hot, so she acts bat shit crazy
BIG PIZZLE
03-03-2009, 10:12 PM
Jenny McCarthy was hot 20 years ago.
Bungle
03-03-2009, 11:15 PM
Or, you know, you could have just said "bump".
Nah, I just got here. It's all new to me. I thought of something to say so I chimed in.
...that's what these forum things are for, right?
freegood
03-04-2009, 01:24 AM
I know, I've seen women breast feed the kid til until they're 12 years old (crazy),
Link?
STDSkillz
03-04-2009, 01:34 AM
I know, I've seen women breast feed the kid til until they're 12 years old (crazy), but isn't it unhealthy after 4 months or so after giving birth?
Lulz, I remember when that shit was posted at GMF. I believe I replied with, "Well that was the weirdest thing I've ever jacked off to."
True story.