Syndicate's New BFF

[Syndicate]

I need a new BFF. I think Craig died of dysentery. Anyways, I am now accepting applications. DO IT.

[Le Goat]

me.


Grumpy Old Men part DEUX!




edit: Tres?

[Le Goat]

Syndicate's ****** would be lulzy

[WET HOT MESS]

Rich, meet STDskills. He'll complete you.

[Syndicate]

Goat is exempt.... NEXT!

[Le Goat]

Goat is exempt.... NEXT!


I< ! I< E !!!!!!!!

[STDSkillz]

It's true. Remember when I helped you move teh forum threadz? I DID IT FOR YOU RICH.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

We should have an America's Next Top Model, except for New BFF and new Big Fat Worthless Bitch.

[WET HOT MESS]

We should have an America's Next Top Model, except for New BFF and new Big Fat Worthless Bitch.You can't replace the Big Fat Worthless Bitch. It's the only thing he's got for him.

[Claydon]

I would love to be the new BFF!

I tackled the nightmare that was the vasili music postings when 007 poured forth his bowl upon the GMF.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

You can't replace the Big Fat Worthless Bitch. It's the only thing he's got for him.


Not replace, just add another.

[WET HOT MESS]

Motion granted.

[Syndicate]

VETO! OVERTURNED! OK... I'll allow it. NEXT MOTION?

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

You just confused the fuck out of me.

[WET HOT MESS]

pelvic thrust?

[Le Goat]

I hate all of you.

[Jericho]

I would love to be the new BFF!

I tackled the nightmare that was the vasili music postings when 007 poured forth his bowl upon the GMF.
You are no one's BFF. gtfo of here!

[Syndicate]

pelvic thrust?

DO IT.

[Claydon]

You are no one's BFF. gtfo of here!

sobbing!

[WET HOT MESS]

DO IT.
After I finish doing the Time Warp.

[Satan]

Claydon as BFF

LULZ

[Face]

I make a pretty good lackey

[Satan]

I make a pretty good lackeynt rly

[janois]

I'll throw my hat in the ring. And before you ask, "who the fuck are you", let me say, Oggie can vouch my awesomeness. Or at least my notsomuchadouchebaggedness. I've got 3 kids and no money so I can hang out here and just be a happenin' cat.
I give you....
Janois!

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Mongo.

[Face]

nt rly
bah, what do you know

[Satan]

bah, what do you knowa lot

[hatepoppy]

im midwestern. im a bears fan. im fucking gangster, im fuckin OG. who the ****** wants some?

[Face]

bullshit

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

good choice

[hatepoppy]

good choice
you want teh cocksauce on the side or teribukkake style?

[Kerjack]

I'll rack up dem bitches and you knock em down, plus I can build stuff. Oh and I annoy your other flunkies which is good in a BFF.

[hatepoppy]

fuck me this thread is gay. i am gayer now for having selfnom'd myself myself without having read the rest of the thread myself.

[Phil Theehor]

Kerjack would be a great choice:

Always on. Good sense of humor (never gets butthurt when someone busts his balls). Universally liked. Very funny when he posts hammered. Nails sheep here and there, but strikes out once in a while.

I could go on because his list of BFF qualifications is endless.

[janois]

I was in the motherfucking Army. 4th ID. Ivy division(get it). 3rd Brigade, Ironhorse. I could truly kill about 87 percent of the people here with my bare hands. The other 13, it would require a baseball bat or a policemans issue billy club. And I have both.

[Shannon!MD!!!]

can I be the new america's next top big fat worthless bitch?

[Jericho]

Kerjack would be a great choice:

Always on. Good sense of humor (never gets butthurt when someone busts his balls). Universally liked. Very funny when he posts hammered. Nails sheep here and there, but strikes out once in a while.

I could go on because his list of BFF qualifications is endless.
Kerjack doesn't get hammered

[Satan]

A real bff for rich needs to be able to drink his own weight in beer

[Phil Theehor]

I was in the motherfucking Army. 4th ID. Ivy division(get it). 3rd Brigade, Ironhorse. I could truly kill about 87 percent of the people here with my bare hands. The other 13, it would require a baseball bat or a policemans issue billy club. And I have both.

Thanks for your service. Sorry to hear of your frighteningly low ASVAB score.

[Kerjack]

Kerjack doesn't get hammered

But if I did I would have you all in stitches. PS: You didn't refute the rest, your love for me finally shows through. <3

[Phil Theehor]

But if I did I would have you all in stitches.

I recall you posting one night in OT either hammered (or faking quite well). You had the folks laughing.

[mongo]

Mongo.

the last thing I need is a faggot bff.

[Claydon]

Claydon as BFF

LULZ

is that a 2nd?

[janois]

Thanks for your service. Sorry to hear of your frighteningly low ASVAB score.
Naw son, My shit was way the fuck up. I was in the 124th signal batallion. 136 it was.
Sad thing is I was accepted into the nuke program for the navy. I then decided to join the army... If it wasnt for my sons, I'd regret it still.

[Kerjack]

I recall you posting one night in OT either hammered (or faking quite well). You had the folks laughing.

Maybe my spell checker got turned off.

[janois]

And I promise as a BFF that I will never use the term "naw son" ever again.
Janois in 09'

[STDSkillz]

Fuck it -- I'm going to bed.

[Shannon!MD!!!]

I can drink as much as Rich!

[Hodge]

Hodge
MY CREDENTIALS:
- Long term member
- Generally Liked (maybe)
- Doesn't get banned for stupid shit (or at all, really)
- Good sense of humor
- Loved by the ladies
- Way too much fucking time on my hands to keep an eye on shit around here

EDIT: And I drink a fucking lot

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

can I be the new america's next top big fat worthless bitch?


I nominated you already in the big fat worthless bitch thread

[Syndicate]

I can drink as much as Rich!

Been a while since I asked, but will you marry me?

[Shannon!MD!!!]

thanks mikey, youre a pal!

[Syndicate]

BTW... There will be a poll will be up tomorrow with the finalists.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

thanks mikey, youre a pal!


You know how to repay me.




(date with erin in case you didn't actually know how to repay me)

[NOTKyle]

Someone post a picture of Rich so I can finish my photoshop magic.

[NOTKyle]

Oh and I'm throwing my name into the hat because I have no discernible talents.

[Syndicate]

Oh and I'm throwing my name into the hat because I have no discernible talents.


BFF is actually a downgrade from Mod. All you get is access to the Mod Forum, but no cool super powers. You still want in?

[NOTKyle]

I WANT IT ALL

[hatepoppy]

does it pay?

[Syndicate]

I WANT IT ALL

Sure Thing Not Kyle.

[BIG PIZZLE]

BFF is actually a downgrade from Mod. All you get is access to the Mod Forum, but no cool super powers. You still want in?
He should win.

[Syndicate]

does it pay?

No.

[NOTKyle]

You can call me Lyle.

[NOTKyle]

Pizzle I'm going to start editing your posts to make you seem cool.

[hatepoppy]

No shit.

[Jericho]

You can call me Lyle.
You are an effeminate heterosexual

[NOTKyle]

You are an effeminate heterosexual

I like steak and boobs as much as the next guy, I just don't brag about it.

[janois]

I have a 12 pack, with only one full beer, sitting next to me. I am BFF material. Loyal to a fault. I will kill for you. Please let me kill for you.

[Shannon!MD!!!]

i would like to bring back the ability for the secretaries to change name colors/fonts

[Hodge]

Can you say no to this face?
http://img111.imagevenue.com/loc770/th_97431_n48916311_44410132_3685_122_770lo.jpg (http://img111.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=97431_n48916311_44410132_3685_122_77 0lo.jpg)
Didn't think so.

[Killswitch]

I should be it! Why? Because I post titties in the babes forum.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Honestly Shannon, I think your permissions are all screwed up because your name stuff is way fucking off.

[hatepoppy]

I have a 12 pack, with only one full beer, sitting next to me. I am BFF material. Loyal to a fault. I will kill for you. Please let me kill for you.
you can take the faggot down a notch, chuck. in case you havent learned to read, this shits is gonna be a pole tomorrow, richie rich isnt exactly picking out the dicksuckiest of posts in this thread.

[NOTKyle]

I don't care who the new BFF is, but I think we need to set up a search party for Poopy Tugboat.

[Hodge]

I should be it! Why? Because I post titties in the babes forum.
Winner by default...fuck.

[Face]

You are an effeminate heterosexual
I work with a guy named lyle, he is definitely an effeminate homosexual...

[janois]

you can take the faggot down a notch, chuck. in case you havent learned to read, this shits is gonna be a pole tomorrow, richie rich isnt exactly picking out the dicksuckiest of posts in this thread.
I'm sorry. I forgot there is no such thing as having fun here. I'll just turn into a mindless automaton for you. but...
shitz fo reelz yo!! kanz yu fele dats!!!!
Poppy is only poppy for Poppy..:confused:

[BIG PIZZLE]

Pizzle I'm going to start editing your posts to make you seem cool.

You couldnt make me cool with a cool making machine. Go get a haircut you goofball beanpole.

[hatepoppy]

I'm sorry. I forgot there is no such thing as having fun here. I'll just turn into a mindless automaton for you. but...
shitz fo reelz yo!! kanz yu fele dats!!!!
Poppy is only poppy for Poppy..:confused:
haaaaa this guy apologized for sucking too much cock by saying 'sorry for havin too much fun.'

dont ask dont tell dont count on the internet, homoe.

[Kerjack]

My vote can be bought, but keep in mind I do do sexual favors for myself so the winning bid is going to be pretty high.

[ShitBreak]

I'd love to Rich....but I'm already taken.

Talk to Jeri Bear. You might be able to work out a trade or something. I don't think he shares.

[BIG PIZZLE]

That's disgusting.

[janois]

haaaaa this guy apologized for sucking too much cock by saying 'sorry for havin too much fun.'

dont ask dont tell dont count on the internet, homoe.
U R gaiz. Fuck this and fuck you.
Just saying how sweet my rap is dont makez mez gaiz.
Holy shit. Trying to type like you is rough. You have a talent for acting like a retard but not really being one. You are the reverse Forrest Gump.

[hatepoppy]

U R gaiz. Fuck this and fuck you.
Just saying how sweet my rap is dont makez mez gaiz.
Holy shit. Trying to type like you is rough. You have a talent for acting like a retard but not really being one. You are the reverse Forrest Gump.
dont be such a stick in the mud. ur more of a dick in the butt. idontgetit?

[Hodge]

I work with a guy named lyle, he is definitely an effeminate homosexual...
You don't even know what effeminate means.

[BIG PIZZLE]

I bet you do, queer!

[hatepoppy]

You don't even know what effeminate means.
i donno, man. bottoms tend to know the jizzjrinkin jargon.

[janois]

dont be such a stick in the mud. ur more of a dick in the butt. idontgetit?
If it rhymes it must be true....
Dammit. Let's fuck some whores. First round on me.

[BIG PIZZLE]

If it rhymes it must be true....
Dammit. Let's fuck some whores. First round on me.

Are you from england?

[hatepoppy]

If it rhymes it must be true....
Dammit. Let's fuck some whores. First round on me.
nah man, i tend to fuck broads w ppl that dont have to pay for it. why should i when they line up for the cock?

[Hodge]

I bet you do, queer!
Shut yer mouf el Pompadore!

[BIG PIZZLE]

I'm getting wierd random reps that lead to nowhere wtf? and I cant see my amazing post withoth scrolling all the way down this gay ass thread. Dude, wtf? I think Rich's best frend should be that chick named FIXTHECUKINGBOARDSGODAMNIT!!! She's cute.

[Jericho]

I'd love to Rich....but I'm already taken.

Talk to Jeri Bear. You might be able to work out a trade or something. I don't think he shares.
I'd really appreciate if you weren't such a fucking faggot about this

[WET HOT MESS]

*bitch and moan and bitch and moan and bitch and moan and bitch and moan*


STFU!

[janois]

Are you from england?
um no'... what?

[ShitBreak]

Can do boss.

[hatepoppy]

I'm getting wierd random reps that lead to nowhere wtf? and I cant see my amazing post withoth scrolling all the way down this gay ass thread. Dude, wtf? I think Rich's best frend should be that chick named FIXTHECUKINGBOARDSGODAMNIT!!! She's cute.
is the faggotry contagious around here? fuck. dont be such a woman.

[Hodge]

This board is brimming with faggotry.
See: I love your balls.

[BIG PIZZLE]

I think the balls are symbolic for the pits gigantic gayness locked in the depth of his soul.

[hatepoppy]

This board is brimming with faggotry.
See: I love your balls.
watch a fucking movie from time to time, ppl. its fucking funny.

[janois]

Holy shit. I just realized that Hatepoppy is a hater. No matter what you post, he will hate and hate and hate. Cocksucker needs a hug.

[hatepoppy]

took you long enough to figure that out. thats what i do to inconsequential speds.

which is everyone but genie and that angry ass black dude.

and are you even young or black enough to use the word hater?

[Hodge]

What about cracka? Cracka!

[hatepoppy]

What about cracka? Cracka!
sweet, i didnt know tired ass chris rock jokes was here!

nah i bust balls. anyone here eber hear a darkie say cracker?

didnt think so.

[zaphrodesiac]

It's poppy and it's not even close. Kerjack would call the cops on you Rich.

[Hodge]

Shut yer mouf, CRACKA!

[Jericho]

took you long enough to figure that out. thats what i do to inconsequential speds.

which is everyone but genie and that angry ass black dude.

and are you even young or black enough to use the word hater?
Arrrhaaaaeeehm..

[hatepoppy]

Arrrhaaaaeeehm..
manigga. our love just is, i need no declaration.

[JT]

You can be my BFF

[hatepoppy]

i thawt we was all reddie.

[janois]

took you long enough to figure that out. thats what i do to inconsequential speds.

which is everyone but genie and that angry ass black dude.

and are you even young or black enough to use the word hater?
Not young but maybe black. There was this one time when I went to the D to install an OC48. It was at the Penobscot building in Downtown Detroit.
I am old enough to realize when someone hates just to be a hatin' douche. As in "You like something, well fuck it, I will make you feel like a dumb dumb dummy for having any such feeling about that."
That is a hater and that is what you is.
I dumbed it down for you. Hope it helps

[hatepoppy]

Not young but maybe black. There was this one time when I went to the D to install an OC48. It was at the Penobscot building in Downtown Detroit.
I am old enough to realize when someone hates just to be a hatin' douche. As in "You like something, well fuck it, I will make you feel like a dumb dumb dummy for having any such feeling about that."
That is a hater and that is what you is.
I dumbed it down for you. Hope it helps
ur so cute.

im not hatin on jericho or jt over here. shall i refer you to the post about inconsequential speds?

[Syndicate]

I really think Poppy is running away with this fucker. It's still gonna come down to a vote, but that ***** got my vote.

[Syndicate]

Shit... I filtered *****? I fail.

[hatepoppy]

Shit... I filtered *****? I fail.
we cant all have my balls.

[Shannon!MD!!!]

i would like a sea-foam green name, please

[Shannon!MD!!!]

in a weird font

[hatepoppy]

i would like a sea-foam green name, please

in a weird font
hey kentucky - ever head of the 'edit options' shits in the ucp?

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Give her a break, she just learned not to wipe back to front 3 weeks ago.

[Kopek]

The epitome of loneliness and a desperate attempt at friend snatching....and I love it.

[hatepoppy]

Give her a break, she just learned not to wipe back to front 3 weeks ago.
SO THATS WHY I CAT KEEP THE SHIT OFF MY BALLS!

[Syndicate]

The epitome of loneliness and a desperate attempt at friend snatching....and I love it.


You know it Russell... You KNOW IT.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

So Kentucky's > Indiana's?

[janois]

ur so cute.

im not hatin on jericho or jt over here. shall i refer you to the post about inconsequential speds?
For real? Jericho or JT was never mentioned. We are all speds according to you which is expected. Just keep typing and maybe it will stick.

[hatepoppy]

So Kentucky's > Indiana's?
which of these states' possessions is in question?

[Kopek]

You should make people sacrifice donkeys in your honor and then post a lengthy dissertation about how it feels to take the life of a living being. Because nothing says "best friend" material like killing something for your adoration.

[Syndicate]

Best part is in real life I choose my friends based on the results of Thunderdome type battle royales rather than polls. This is actually pretty tame for me, but it'll do.

[hatepoppy]

For real? Jericho or JT was never mentioned. We are all speds according to you which is expected. Just keep typing and maybe it will stick.
one day youll learn to play w the big kids - its ok, we've all been children before.

[BIG PIZZLE]

I was never a child.

[hatepoppy]

Best part is in real life I choose my friends based on the results of Thunderdome type battle royales rather than polls. This is actually pretty tame for me, but it'll do.
i can haz my ppk?

[hatepoppy]

I was never a child.
i know, you were shat from rod stewart's asshole a 12 yr old girl in 1982.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

My real life friends are the ones who don't mind that I'm fucking crazy.

[hatepoppy]

my friends are dead. im so awesome they went all private pyle on themselves.

[BIG PIZZLE]

um no'... what?

Your internet persona gives me the vibe of a guy that has proficient grasp of the language but doesnt have a grip on the typical american cultural Diaspora.

[Hodge]

You should make people sacrifice donkeys in your honor and then post a lengthy dissertation about how it feels to take the life of a living being. Because nothing says "best friend" material like killing something for your adoration.
I haz no donkeys. Puppiez and kittenz?

[Hodge]

Your internet persona gives me the vibe of a guy that has proficient grasp of the language but doesnt have a grip on the typical american cultural Diaspora.
Fuck you AND your big words.

[BIG PIZZLE]

i know, you were shat from rod stewart's asshole a 12 yr old girl in 1982.

I'm not from england you moron.

[hatepoppy]

I'm not from england you moron.
im a fucking maroon, not a moron.

[janois]

one day youll learn to play w the big kids - its ok, we've all been children before.

You are sleepy and I understand with the new baby. Generics won't work here. "You are a child and only big boys play here....."
It's tired and so are you.

[Hodge]

http://forum.gorillamask.net/images/reputation/reputation_pos.gif Syndicate's New BFF (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?p=405168#post405168) 02-12-2009 07:54 PM BIG PIZZLE (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=342) I dont even know if that makes sense but I'm glad I spelled everything rihgt.

You're shit reeks of irony (and poo).

[hatepoppy]

man, we know youre vagina's a crusty ass land of sand but shit. take it the fuck downwind.

[Syndicate]

Whoever does this with my name and takes pics wins automatically.

http://www.12ozprophet.com/images/uploads/slayer.jpg

[hatepoppy]

NOW we're talking enter. fucking. tainment.

[Jericho]

NOW we're talking enter. fucking. tainment.
Don't do it to the baby!!!

[BIG PIZZLE]

My shit doesnt stink.

[Da Raider]

A real bff for rich needs to be able to drink his own weight in beer

...

[hatepoppy]

Don't do it to the baby!!!
in case you didnt realize how badass i was, i do what i fucking want.

[dadaelus]

I should win on AVs alone. Stare at http://thumbnails14.imagebam.com/2656/49446126555557.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/49446126555557) or stare at...


http://thumbnails14.imagebam.com/2656/58f0df26555542.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/58f0df26555542) http://thumbnails13.imagebam.com/2656/f1211026555543.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/f1211026555543) http://thumbnails10.imagebam.com/2656/c42a3926555545.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/c42a3926555545) http://thumbnails14.imagebam.com/2656/d0dacc26555546.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/d0dacc26555546) http://thumbnails13.imagebam.com/2656/5db87326555548.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/5db87326555548) http://thumbnails10.imagebam.com/2656/0dc3ba26555549.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/0dc3ba26555549) http://thumbnails13.imagebam.com/2656/c6555b26555550.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/c6555b26555550) http://thumbnails6.imagebam.com/2656/2e416626555552.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/2e416626555552) http://thumbnails13.imagebam.com/2656/529df326555553.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/529df326555553) http://thumbnails13.imagebam.com/2656/a4943926555554.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/a4943926555554)

[BIG PIZZLE]

My av > all of those weak shits.

[hatepoppy]

id pick that hot ass crotch, YOW!

[janois]

man, we know youre vagina's a crusty ass land of sand but shit. take it the fuck downwind.
I recind my application for Syndicates BFF. Hatepoppy neg'd me and called me a cunt. I thought we were having fun going back and forth but he turned out to be a filthy twat. HP, congrats on the new daughter but you are a butthurt faggot.

[dadaelus]

id pick that hot ass crotch, YOW!

Then go bff cracker. I assume he's lonely.

[hatepoppy]

I recind my application for Syndicates BFF. Hatepoppy neg'd me and called me a cunt. I thought we were having fun going back and forth but he turned out to be a filthy twat. HP, congrats on the new daughter but you are a butthurt faggot.
...says the kid callin the whambulance for one neg after a string of the loserfuckiest posts ive seen this side of orestes notestes. srsly fucko, u asked for at least a half dozen of teh red box of cunt.

[dadaelus]

Going to get a cheese burger...the suspense is killing me. really.

[Hodge]

negro

[Hodge]

Shit... I filtered *****? I fail.
What the fuck is *****, ******?

[hatepoppy]

negro


yes?

[hatepoppy]

i hurt the army boy's feewingz....

http://forum.gorillamask.net/images/reputation/reputation_pos.gif Syndicate's New BFF (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?p=405198#post405198) 02-12-2009 11:10 PM janois (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=65) The one neg is what it was. it was from you. you and i were going back and forth, assumably with no malice. I had none. you did. fuck it. you neg, meaning yhou were butt hurt so I step away. do with it what you will. I was having fun. fuck you.

[Jericho]

This is real poop

[janois]

...says the kid callin the whambulance for one neg after a string of the loserfuckiest posts ive seen this side of orestes notestes. srsly fucko, u asked for at least a half dozen of teh red box of cunt.
I was having fun. You neg'd. I never have. I figure you mean business so I won't play your game. It's only the innerwebz

[hatepoppy]

isnt there some kind of intro shits thats all 'yeah we;re gonna neg u till u dont suck' or sopme shits? these fucks act surprised, like the only rep is green rep. its about variety, baybeh.

[Da Raider]

wow. You guys are sounding like a bunch of whiny cunts.

[zaphrodesiac]

I should win on AVs alone. Stare at http://thumbnails14.imagebam.com/2656/49446126555557.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/49446126555557) or stare at...


every time I see your username, I think of Day-Day

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[hatepoppy]

so who wants to make out?

[BIG PIZZLE]

I want chicken wings.

[hatepoppy]

what the fuck for? chickens cant fly.

[Monique]

Is this like Brody Jenner's Bromance only here no one is hot?

[Hodge]

Speak for yourself.

[Jericho]

Shut up, Monique

[hatepoppy]

Is this like Brody Jenner's Bromance only here no one is hot?
i dont know what the fuck you just said, cunt.

[Monique]

Jericho, stop acting like we didn't have something real.

[Jericho]

No.

[Hodge]

QwRISkyV_B8
I'll absorb the shit outta this forum as BFF.

[Monique]

No.
You broke my heart and my pubic bone. Be nice.

[Hodge]

Lg8CzxkMenggKviXJbOoog

[zaphrodesiac]

Jericho was trying to fuck Monique? That bitch is huge dude!

[Monique]

Jericho was trying to fuck Monique? That bitch is huge dude!
He is?

[Jericho]

Jericho was trying to fuck Monique? That bitch is huge dude!
She's been off her fucking meds ever since the relaunch. Get real, Zack. I wouldn't fuck her w/ your dick

[janois]

i hurt the army boy's feewingz....

http://forum.gorillamask.net/images/reputation/reputation_pos.gif Syndicate's New BFF (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?p=405198#post405198) 02-12-2009 11:10 PM janois (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=65) The one neg is what it was. it was from you. you and i were going back and forth, assumably with no malice. I had none. you did. fuck it. you neg, meaning yhou were butt hurt so I step away. do with it what you will. I was having fun. fuck you.
Dude, really. You haven't hurt my feelings. If you read above, you should quit being a sis. That's all I'm saying.

And I like the "army boy feewingz...."

[hatepoppy]

*facepalm*

shut. the fuck. up.

[zaphrodesiac]

negs are serious business

[Monique]

She's been off her fucking meds ever since the relaunch. Get real, Zack. I wouldn't fuck her w/ your dick
Stop lying. You're hurting me.

[janois]

Naw, negs are lame. But when we are having fun, negs are stupid.

Edit: When everyone except Hatepoppy that is.

[hatepoppy]

maxipad, anyone?

[Hodge]

Naw, negs are lame. But when we are having fun, negs are stupid.

Edit: When everyone except Hatepoppy that is.
You don't have the balls and/or ovaries to be a BFF.

GTFO!

[hatepoppy]

heh LEAVE JANICE ALONE! LEAVE HER ALOHOHONEEEE!

[janois]

maxipad, anyone?

So if I complain about you complaining I need a pad?
You......
Fuck it. I'm done.

Take care of your baby brother.
She is a beaut.

[Monique]

His baby brother is a she?

Hmmmm

[Hodge]

maxipad, anyone?
With or without wings? I'm feeling particularly leaky today. Some extra coverage would be a real plus.

[6655321]

what the shit is this?

[zaphrodesiac]

http://i44.tinypic.com/25h06rr.gif

[hatepoppy]

what the shit is this?
i think janice likes me.

[6655321]

i think janice likes me.

who doesn't? you're the tits.

[Le Goat]

http://i44.tinypic.com/25h06rr.gif


more like 'party blob'!

[Jericho]

Hah, I just noticed the SW font. Giving me a goddamn seizure

[Monique]

http://i44.tinypic.com/25h06rr.gif
Sammy?

[Kerjack]

0lUjhEHlh7s

[dadaelus]

Back. Bison Burger with Swiss and mushrooms totally kills the hunger. What's the score?

[WET HOT MESS]

Stop gaying this up!

[hatepoppy]

the score is you all fucking suck.

[ruffdog]

i r gud friend

[dadaelus]

the score is you all fucking suck.

That is one hostile statement.

[hatepoppy]

That is one hostile statement.
GET USED TO IT BUTTFACE! IM FUCKING HARDCORE!

[The GWD]

Stop gaying this up!

Seems pretty hard to gay up this already Liberace-esque queer thread.

[WET HOT MESS]

You've already done the impossible.

[Da Raider]

so now this thread is doing the same thing OT is.

[hatepoppy]

Seems pretty hard to gay up this already Liberace-esque queer thread.
ur not so quick w the irony pickin up is you, love?

[The GWD]

ur not so quick w the irony pickin up is you, love?

Don't call me love. Also, shut up.

[hatepoppy]

Don't call me love. Also, shut up.
its ok honeybunny. u can haz my milkshakes.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I should win on AVs alone. Stare at http://thumbnails14.imagebam.com/2656/49446126555557.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/49446126555557) or stare at...


http://thumbnails14.imagebam.com/2656/58f0df26555542.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/58f0df26555542) http://thumbnails13.imagebam.com/2656/f1211026555543.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/f1211026555543) http://thumbnails10.imagebam.com/2656/c42a3926555545.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/c42a3926555545) http://thumbnails14.imagebam.com/2656/d0dacc26555546.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/d0dacc26555546) http://thumbnails13.imagebam.com/2656/5db87326555548.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/5db87326555548) http://thumbnails10.imagebam.com/2656/0dc3ba26555549.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/0dc3ba26555549) http://thumbnails13.imagebam.com/2656/c6555b26555550.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/c6555b26555550) http://thumbnails6.imagebam.com/2656/2e416626555552.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/2e416626555552) http://thumbnails13.imagebam.com/2656/529df326555553.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/529df326555553) http://thumbnails13.imagebam.com/2656/a4943926555554.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/a4943926555554)


For one, I'm not a faggot who want's to be an interwebz dude's new BFF.

Second.... my balls are epic.

[ruffdog]

bawls

[hatepoppy]

told u that ****** was a badass.

[Hodge]

I think shit just got gayer.

[Hodge]

I need a bigger rep cannon. This shit fucking sucks.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Hodge, I hate to do this because I'm acknowledging your existence, but why the fuck do you even post here.... does anyone ever pay attention to your stupid ass?

[6655321]

Hodge, I hate to do this because I'm acknowledging your existence, but why the fuck do you even post here.... does anyone ever pay attention to your stupid ass?

i thought he was tara.

[Hodge]

Hodge, I hate to do this because I'm acknowledging your existence, but why the fuck do you even post here.... does anyone ever pay attention to your stupid ass?
I couldn't give two shits who acknowledges my ass. You don't amount to anyone or everyone.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Actually I'm pretty much the coolest person here.

[hatepoppy]

punk ass bitches tryna be a crooks.

[hatepoppy]

Actually I'm pretty much the coolest person here.
im the reaason he had to say 'pretty much.'

[Jericho]

im the reaason he had to say 'pretty much.'
Nope. You're a daddy now. You're broken

[hatepoppy]

tell it to the blowjob i got in the babies r us parking lot.

[6655321]

tell it to the blowjob i got in the babies r us parking lot.

glad to see your sexlife has been unaffected by the future hellian.

[Jericho]

tell it to the blowjob i got in the babies r us parking lot.
Your baby doesn't count

[hatepoppy]

Your baby doesn't count
no shit. i didnt say 3way did i?

[Hodge]

More like hatepoppin.....IN HER MOUTH!!!

[hatepoppy]

More like hatepoppin.....IN HER MOUTH!!!
is there a point to this? motherfucker if youre really feelin froggish, leap.

[mongo]

i think that marcus would be perfect.

[The GWD]

More like hatepoppin.....IN HER MOUTH!!!

That's terrible. Not like, in an offensive way. Well, offensively unfunny.

[Face]

tell it to the blowjob i got in the babies r us parking lot.
I hope you bought those 8 year olds the barbie dolls you promised afterwards

[hatepoppy]

I hope you bought those 8 year olds the barbie dolls you promised afterwards
duh, babies r us, noot toys r us. i bought them a breast pump, told em itd work like the cock pump i showed em to lure them into my van.

[hatepoppy]

i think that marcus would be perfect.
you mean like, as ur boyfriend?

[Hodge]

That's terrible. Not like, in an offensive way. Well, offensively unfunny.
Well, shit.

[jemeske]

There is no way that any of you will be Syndi's new best friend.

[hatepoppy]

well boo fucking hoo.

wanna make out?

[Jericho]

There is no way that any of you will be Syndi's new best friend.
Only if you stay.....I'm not counting on it

[jemeske]

well boo fucking hoo.

wanna make out?
I have a feeling your breath smells like a mix of rum and pizza combos.

[hatepoppy]

I have a feeling your breath smells like a mix of rum and pizza combos.
close. tequila, weed, and frozen waffles.

still frozen, btw.

[mongo]

BILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



not only is he awesome, he's the cousin of an admin!

[Bizz]

BILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



not only is he awesome, he's the cousin of an admin!

Fuck Billy.

I'm just your average homeboy.

I'm not trying to be anybody that I'm not. I'm just a middle class white guy knocking on the doors trying to get my big break. Here are my credentials, I'm pretty sure you'll be blazed once you see them.



I'm awesome, but you wouldn't know that.
I think AJ is a whiny cunt.
I'm higher than giraffe pussy.
Deez nutz

[Archetype]

Fuck Billy.

I'm just your average homeboy.

I'm not trying to be anybody that I'm not. I'm just a middle class white guy knocking on the doors trying to get my big break. Here are my credentials, I'm pretty sure you'll be blazed once you see them.



I'm awesome, but you wouldn't know that.



So you're 98% of GMF?

Sounds about right, I vote Bizz.

[WET HOT MESS]

BILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



not only is he awesome, he's the cousin of an admin!

lulzies. Did he really get laid finally?

[Tar Heel]

I can bury or dispose of a dead or half dead hooker in 30 minutes flat.

What other qualifications even matter?

[420monk]

Are there any special "BFF Only" parties?

[NOTKyle]

It's called Off Topic III.

[420monk]

It's called Off Topic III.I have no Off Topic skills, so I won't apply for this one.

[Bizz]

lulzies. Did he really get laid finally?

Of course not.

[Spanky]

how the fuck did mongo get made a mod before i did? im much more handsome

[Da Raider]

i love watching people campaign for something that will never happen.

Everyone knows that Syn's BFF is, was, and always will be Trent Reznor.

[Spanky]

i love watching people campaign for something that will never happen.

Everyone knows that Syn's BFF is, was, and always will be Trent Reznor.


ahhh, the ole reverse psychology method. well played