GMF Erotica Part Two

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I have a boner.

[NOTKyle]

I'm looking for one boner.

[hatepoppy]

...and jorge said, in a sexy mexycan accent..." i can busts in ur buttjoelz?"

[Claydon]

i am watching japanese girl on girl porn

[Archetype]

i am watching japanese girl on girl porn
Ew.

[NOTKyle]

Permission to delete Claydon's post? He's killing my halfsie.

[Claydon]

WTF IS WRONG WITH HOT ASIAN/JAPANESE GIRL ON GIRL PORN?!

[NOTKyle]

You talking about it.

[hatepoppy]

WTF IS WRONG WITH HOT ASIAN/JAPANESE GIRL ON GIRL PORN?!
ur a faggotjoel, thats what.

[Claydon]

Permission to delete Claydon's post? He's killing my halfsie.

oh im sorry, would you prefer the "All Male Tea Bag review 2008"?

[jemeske]

And this thread is ruined...

[Jericho]

Claydon ruins things. Neg him

[hatepoppy]

wheres a worthashit deleter when you need one?

[NOTKyle]

Claydon post pics of said "Tea Bag Review" and you're street cred it back to normal.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Middle Part
The two daytime lovers were playing with fire. Both of their significant others were due back from the party any minute and would find them in the throws of passions on the bed. But none of that mattered for both of their souls were connected by secret eroticism and all caution was thrown out the window.

Bones removed Summer's cotton laced panties and began thrusting his throbbing passion gun into her seasoned vagina. She tore off his shirt to reveal a stunning portrait tattoo of a snake eating out the pussy of a woman seated inside a cockpit. Her passion only intensified for her favor animal of all time was the snake and nothing turned her on more than snakes getting it on with humans.

The two thrusted their hips together to the point that both of their legs were raw from all the rapture that was erupting in their bathing suit areas. Suddenly, Bones begins to feel the flow of pleasure juice coming from within his loins and decides that the only way to cap off this colossal love making experience was to make his own 70s style money shot all over her quivering body . . .

- James Banon

[mongo]

...as i kept staring at the tangles in her hair, the tangles that made her ponytail look a little trashy, i thought "will she notice if i slip my pointer in that tight little starfruit?". as the throbing meat stick slipped in and out, i decided, this digit needs lube. i had 3 options, her mouth, her tuna hole, and the viscous liquid cat nip that my roommate had/has. obviously, there was only one choice.

[The GWD]

So I happen upon this dame, see. I says to her, I says "Hey toots, what you doing tonight?". She throws me a look that tells me she reciprocates my attraction. "Oh nothing much." she replies coyly.

Let's make a long story short, cowboy. That night we ended up in Lou's Diner, no mistake. We ate dinner and talked politics (That danged Roosevelt, I'm tellin' you), and there was even some pretty heavy hand holding. I was so madly lusting for this broad that I'd completely forgot, I'd forgotten to ask her family's permission for courtship. Faux pas? I'd say so, I don't wanna ruin this gal's good name. I ran away, and haven't seen her since.

Some pretty erotic non-fiction literature, I know.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

EG and Kopek went to Shannon's house for a drink. 2 hours later, semen streaks all over the place, and Shannon's body left on the floor with her dog licking her face, EG and Kopek went onto their next gang bang victim.

THE END

[Archetype]

So I happen upon this dame, see. I says to her, I says "Hey toots, what you doing tonight?". She throws me a look that tells me she reciprocates my attraction. "Oh nothing much." she replies coyly.

Let's make a long story short, cowboy. That night we ended up in Lou's Diner, no mistake. We ate dinner and talked politics (That danged Roosevelt, I'm tellin' you), and there was even some pretty heavy hand holding. I was so madly lusting for this broad that I'd completely forgot, I'd forgotten to ask her family's permission for courtship. Faux pas? I'd say so, I don't wanna ruin this gal's good name. I ran away, and haven't seen her since.

Some pretty erotic non-fiction literature, I know.
You're mixing your lingo, sir. We cannot have that round these parts.

[hatepoppy]

///and i busted that bitch in the head w a maglite. i could tell from the limptity of her body as i tongued the bits of brains and bones my flashlight had just liberated that she had passed. fortunately for me, dead people still pass gass. i positioned myself in a 69 situation and repeatedly let my body rise and fall against her torso, with each drop past the third producing an unendingly satisfying fart. with the taste of her shitstink on my breath, it was time to go in.

i cored out a 1/2 inch diameter hole in the squishy spot my maglite left behind with my fingernails and tongue. by the time i was an inch deep, i knew i had room for my massive penis to be burid balls deep in her brainpan....

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

SHE SAID

LET US FUCK

SO WE FUCKED

Then I was arrested because it's not legal to fuck retarded people.

[The GWD]

You're mixing your lingo, sir. We cannot have that round these parts.

My lingo's as mixed as my sock drawer.

Yeah. I thought for like...5 minutes and that's what I come up with. I guess that means...bedtime.

[hatepoppy]

i fuck bitches in the brainjoel.

[Bizz]

So this chick is sucking my dick and I say play with the balls. She gives like 2 fucking tugs on my nutz then continued like I didn't say anything at all.

[Datači]

I wanna nibble some clit.

[WET HOT MESS]

Some male erotica in this thread.

[Le Goat]

Some male erotica in this thread.

Jimmy walked through the locker room on his way to showers thinking about the upcoming report he would have to give at the quarterly meeting later that afternoon, and while he was well prepared, but this was a very important presentation what with the head of marketing from the home office due in town to attend the meeting. As he entered the shower room in the company gym, Jimmy wasn't too surprised to find a stranger lathering up under a hot stream of water, as many of the salesmen in his firm brought clients over to use their facilities. While turning on his own faucet, the stranger turned around and gave Jimmy a nod of hello. Jimmy introduced himself and found out that he was in the shower with Matt Eckert, the VP from the home office. While making small talk about the company and business in general Jimmy couldn't help but notice that Matt had the biggest cock he had ever seen, and even more amazing was the fact that it uncircumcised. Jimmy of course had seen other uncut cocks, but Matt's had much more skin than he could ever remember seeing.

Now he had sucked and fucked a lot of dick in college and since, but never anything as magnificent as Matt Eckert's, and while trying not to look, he tried thinking of other things but his own cock betrayed him as it turned from flaccid to a full fledged boner in a matter of seconds. Jimmy desperately tried to turn away so he couldn't be seen but it was all for nothing as Matt commented on the exceptional hardness of his meat! Turning back to face his new friend a stunned Jimmy saw that Matt's huge pecker was also getting hard!! A smile from Matt was all Jimmy needed as he walked over and began slowly jerking the monster organ. The two men kissed deeply as their tongues probed each other's mouths, both of them wild with lust, jerking on each other's swollen manhood. Finally Jimmy broke away and dropped to his knees and immediately began sucking the huge head. He was entranced by the way the foreskin slipped back over the velvety knob to expose it's purple head and beautiful slit.


Before he could cum in Jimmy's hot mouth, Matt pulled him to his feet and showed Jimmy a sexual technique he had never even heard of. He pulled his foreskin all the way back completely exposing the huge head. He then took Jimmy's cock with his left hand and held it against his own so that both cocks were sticking straight out with their holes touching each other's. The appearance was that of a cock bridge between the two men, but the only problem was keeping the bridge in place, but Matt had a solution for that too!!! While holding the two peckers in place, he slide his foreskin not only back over his own head, but over Jimmy's too! The sight of seeing his own dick encased in the huge foreskin was almost enough to make him shoot his load then and there! At that point Matt began to jerk the cock bridge in a soft caressing motion. Jimmy could feel the their two heads slipping and sliding against each other trapped by Matt's extra flesh! Finally he could hold back no longer and his orgasm erupted deep in his balls and sent a torrent of cum into the cock trap! Matt too was spilling his hot seed, and cum oozed out of the foreskin cover and smeared all over Jimmy's hot shaft!

After taking several minutes for recovery, Jimmy dropped to his knees once again and sucked Matt's pecker to its full hardness. Jimmy looked up at Matt and said, "I need this in my ass, can you give me a good fucking right now, please!?!" Matt chuckled, pulled Jimmy to his feet, kissed him hard on the mouth and replied, "Sure, lean against the wall and spread your legs wide!" Jimmy got into position and tried to relax his ass, because this was the biggest cock he had ever had inside of him, and he was pretty sure that initially, it might be a little painful! Matt took a bar of soap and generously lubricated Jimmy's ass hole, preparing it for the fucking that was to follow, and then after he had soaped up his huge cock, getting it nice an slick and ready for entrance into Jimmy's bung hole, he pressed the head against his ass hole!!! Matt was gentle and took his time, using light pressure until the big head was sucked into Jimmy's hole, but even at that, Jimmy let out a little yelp as the size of the invading member stretched him out, making him feel totally subservient to the big penis! When he was safely in, Mat began to slowly stroke in and out of the young executive's hot ass, gradually increasing his pace until he was literally but slamming him into submission! Jimmy' asshole was a mixture of pain and pleasure, the two becoming intertwined together, indistinguishable as the massive cock pounded in and out of him! His own pecker became hard as a rock, and he reached down and began furiously jerking it in time with Matt's hard thrusts. Matt was now close to his own climax, and in a harsh voice ordered, "Okay you little bitch, I want you to cum right now!!!" Hearing Matt call him a little bitch was more than he could take, and Jimmy's cock began to spurt jet after jet of hot cum all over the shower room floor! Matt couldn't hold the fort much longer either, and his own pecker unleashed a torrent of cum in Jimmy's hot little asshole!!!

As they dressed to go back to the office Jimmy was much less worried about his upcoming presentation, because it was in the bag, or should he say foreskin?!?

[BIG PIZZLE]

My IM convos > any stories you fags can make up.

[}{arlequin]

nice shoes.


wanna fuck?

[Will-Kill]

Wait.....
lets get back to the shoes.

[VoxAngelikus]

There once was a gentleman who had a sexually well-versed lady friend who was a conscientious cunnilingus connoisseur. Simply going down on this divine damsel was simply not enough to satisfy her carnal desires. One night she confided that an old lover had devised a surefire method of bringing her to scintillating, body-shattering orgasms through simple oral sex. This old lover, she said, would unwrap Starburst candies and stick them into her vagina. The flavors only mattered to her lover, who would savor the flavors as he retrieved them one by one with his tongue. By the time the last Starburst was recovered, she was shivering in a state of orgasmic cataclysm.

So the gentleman agreed, stopping at the local apothecary to pick up some Starburst. Later that night, after some "heavy petting", the man proceeded to unwrap some Starburst candies, handing them to his lover, who carefully inserts them into her pink loveboat.

After caressing her womanhood with his tongue, the man finally frees the last Starburst from inside her vagina as she screams in pure ecstasy. After settling down in the afterglow, the gentleman says to his ladyfriend, "That was quite amazing! But while I recognized the first four Starburst flavors, that fifth one was quite sour. And extremely chewy."

And that was when the man turned on the light, and realized that his ladyfriend's vagina was covered with genital warts. One of them had been chewed loose, and he chewed the pus and gristle out of it and then swallowed it whole.

[Banon]

There I was in front of my computer, it was lunch time at work and all I had was this bag of popcorn and a barq's root beer. Sitting below my keyboard and under the wood top of the desk was my cock waiting to be touched. As I thought of a certain GMFer it began to get hard. It was getting so hard that it was starting to hurt because of the awkward position my peen was in before it began to get hard. As it was getting harder and harder it was pulling against my jeans unable to get in the normal upright position. It was begging for me to take my hand and reposition it. So like the awesome guy that I am I did it and all was starting to get happy.


More to cum come....

[Da Raider]

My IM convos > any stories you fags can make up.

PIZZLE: Hey cunt, what up?
SECRETARY: Hey, baby.
PIZZLE: Hey bitch, I told you not to call me that.
SECY: sorry, sir.
PIZZLE: That's more like it. BTW, I need you in here in 20 minutes. My balls need draining.
SECY: Will do. Did you prefer to blow on my face, tits, or shall I swallow?
PIZZLE: I'm feeling spontaneous. I'll wait until I'm in the moment.
SECY: Duly noted, sir. May I bring my goggles?
PIZZLE: Sorry. No more goggles. Cutbacks and all. We sold all assets not deemed neccesary. That's why we got rid of your phone too.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

You should have ended your post with

-James Banon

[redsox39]

So I was talking with this Ex I went to high school with who was a great fuck with huge tits. She found me on face book, and we were chatting back and forth for a few days, just dicking around. I asked her if she ever got around to that group sex she said she always wanted to try, and she responded:

Hope you're ready for this.....

ok, so I had a dodgeball kegger and was feeling pretty good, w called and said I should come join him and m, so I figured I was ready for a good fuck and said yeah. so I get directions from w, and head to an apartment and I have no idea whose place it is, I thought I was going to m's. so I get to this apartment complex and w is making no sense, so I make him come outside to get me, and I just grabbed him, pushed him against the door and kissed him, slid my hand down his jeans and rubbed him while sucking on his tongue, he grabbed my ass and pulled me up against him, and we did that for a bit, til someone started calling his phone, it was m wondering where we were, lol,so as we're walking upstairs, I'm trying to figure out who's place it is and who else is upstairs.....cause I thought it was just the 2 of them.....so we walk in and there's this stocky guy with dark hair, he turns around and it's b, who I've totally had a thing for, for like ever (and who has a smoking hot tiny blonde girlfriend), and I was like....ok..... is he just watching or what? so we chill for a bit and have a beer, m and b are talking and w comes up and starting kissing me again and undoing my belt, and I was like no! cause it was kinda weird with b there (or I wasn't drunk enough, haha) so we kiss for a while and rub against each other, then I notice no one is talking and look over and both the guys are watching, so I pull back, and m is like you should show b your boobs, cause he wants to see them, so he comes over and pulls off my shirt, and undoes my bra, so I'm standing there with just jeans on and b was like wow. haha. I know, right? but he won't like come over and feel them or anything, so m takes over, I take his shirt off and undo his belt and jeans and slide them off, then start sucking on him, w comes over and with my mouth on m, I undo w's jeans and pull them off, then tell b he needs to take off something, cause we all did, so he takes off his shirt (yummy and a half by the way) and just sits back and watches. so I alternate sucking on w and m, then w gets behind and starts fucking me, and I was so hot by that point it felt amazing, and we did that for a bit, then w grabs me by the hair, pulls me up and turns me around so I can suck on him while m fucks me, meanwhile b is just watching, then m goes over and sits down on a chair (I don't know why, maybe he needed a rest? haha) and w sits on the couch, and I climbed on top of him and starting riding him, up and down, moving my hips around, it was nice, and I came like crazy and stopped for a minute to catch my breath, and m was like come here and w didn't care so I went over and got on my knees before m and gave him one of the best blow jobs I think I've ever given, haha, or at least he thought so anyway, and I see out of the corner of my eye that b has a camera and is recording this, which turned me on even more, and w got behind me and started fucking me and spanking me (sooooooo hot) and then m came in my mouth and w came on my ass, so we take a break, and I'm standing completely naked in the kitchen, drinking a beer and b comes over and is like can I touch them? well duh buddy, go for it, so he's all playing with them rough, and even his hands aren't big enough to completely hold one, so m starts in about how b needs to get in on this, and he's like no, not gonna happen, but kept his hands all over my tits, and after a bit w comes over and starts kissing me and slides a finger in me and totally gets me going again, sets me up on the counter and starts fucking me, with b playing with my tits, loved it, then b leaves and goes over by m, and m is like you've gotta get in on this, she gives great head, and b was like ok, and I heard that and was like w come fuck me from behind, so I went over and pulled b's jeans off, so I'm licking every inch of b's cock, which is instantly rock hard, and w comes over and m was like dude, fuck her in the ass, I bet she likes that.....and I was like hang on a second....well, ok, lol.....I was drunk enough that I was at the point where I kinda enjoy that, so b is leaning on the back of the couch, I'm bent over sucking him off, and w is behind me fucking me in the ass, so we enjoy that for a while, then b sits down in a chair and I get down on my knees and suck some more while w takes a break and m went to bed (pansy), and I look up at b and I'm like I want to just climb on and go for a ride so bad right now, so I did, and he loved it, lol, so I came, quite loudly too I must say, and get up and b goes and lays down on the couch and I lick and suck some more and he comes for me, while w was behind me, fingering me like no tomorrow.....then b goes to bed and I get on top w and ride him for a while, then he fucks me from behind, pulling my hair, and came on my ass again, then we curled up on the couch and went to sleep, and b comes out like 30 minutes later, wakes me up and was like come with me, so we went into his room and fucked a while longer, and he fell asleep and I went back and slept with w on the couch.

Just another summer night last year. Haha. And I guess there is a video of part on someone's phone, but I don't think it's for sale. Lol.

[jemeske]

Ha. That reminds me of this one time at my grandma's house.

[Bizz]

Ha. That reminds me of this one time at my grandma's house.

And you were like "You want me to do what grandma?! (and for how many cookies?)".

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Who hasn't fucked Jemeske's grandma?

-James Banon

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I have

- James Banon

[Genius]

That story didn't do much for me. Then I imagined redsox as the girl, and oooooohhh laawwwwwwddddd.....

[Bizz]

I love it when ex girlfriends tell me how slutty they are now.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

They don't have to tell me since it seems like I bang the same 10-15 chicks over and over again, occasionally mixing in someone new. This town need new poon.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

-James Banon

[Bizz]

It's not smegma, it's bad lighting. - James Banon.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

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- James Banon