Emo Thread

[Okie Medicvet]

I went shopping and when I came out of the store, some cocksucker had broken into the car and ripped out Ronny's entertainment center. :(

[Face]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, awesome!! Fucking thing was probably worth more than the car too

[BIG PIZZLE]

Stupid white people.

[mongo]

Okie, it's a sign from god, jennie craig bitch!111

[Okie Medicvet]

It was worth about 500 bucks easy. Now I told him I would help him replace it, but I am no way in hell gong to be able to spend that much money, so hopefully he will be happy with whatever he gets and not bitch abou it too much. meh.

[Face]

here's a novel idea: GET A FUCKING JOB!!!

[Hodge]

Yeah, cuz that shit's easy these days...

[Jericho]

Hodgey is my people

[Kerjack]

Yeah, cuz that shit's easy these days...

No joke, I know the manager at a local grocery store and he said he has over 500 applications right now sitting on his desk.

[Face]

fuckin mcdonalds 'round these parts can't hire people fast enough

[Jericho]

fuckin mcdonalds 'round these parts can't hire people fast enough
McDonalds around these parts have 2 to 3 hundy apps on hand, dude

[Face]

McDonalds around these parts have 2 to 3 hundy apps on hand, dude
well shit... okay maybe she wouldn't stand much of a chance, but no harm in trying, right?

[Kerjack]

She'll lose money on gas.

[Face]

She'll lose money on gas.
she could walk

[Kerjack]

She'll wear out her shoes.

[Face]

you could shut the fuck up

[Kerjack]

But I'm so stimulating and the country needs more of that.

[Okie Medicvet]

I could always keep my fingers crossed that the perp had a record because the car was dusted for fingerprints.

[Bizz]

I'll buy you a new dvd player for your car. I'll even throw in an amp and a couple sub woofers. Just send me Nikki and we have a deal.

[Limp]

Soon to be ex-wife being induced in 8 hours. After not living at home for 4 months I will be living there for the next 4 weeks.

Fuck my life.

[WET HOT MESS]

The chirruns misses you.

[Bizz]

You're getting divorced?

[Limp]

The chirruns see me as much as their psycho mother allows...

[Limp]

You're getting divorced?
the fuck you been?

[Face]

so dare I ask... what's the story? I don't think I ever heard why you split

[Bizz]

Yeah I never heard. Last I remember she just got pregnant and you had the ultrasound pics. For all I knew you were happily married.

[Limp]

Long story short? I am not happy, haven't been happy for years, she isn't willing to try, and I am tired of it.

Tired of trying to save the marriage alone, tired of being unhappy, tired of sharing a bed with someone but nothing else, and just plain tired.

I have been telling her for over a year I am unhappy with our marriage and we need counseling... she didn't care. I finally made the decision it was better for my daughters to live with divorced parents as happy people than us staying married and fighting constantly.

Here is a post I could remember and find...

Let me get this straight... you're "dealing with your ex-wife" and that's causing your "anger issues" which s leading you to be a "e-pussy".

I am still married to mine although we have been separated for over three months. In that time I have lived in 4 different places so i am basically living out of my car. I only get to see my daughter, who i love more than anything in the world, 3 times a week. Recently my wife had me followed by someone I don't know which lead to a high speed chase through the back woods of Texas. Then she went through my phone records and called my coworkers HUSBAND to see if I am sleeping with HIS wife... one of my employees! Yeah... that won't get me fired or anything.

Why have I not got a divorce yet? She is due with our second child and because she is starting to dilate could come any day now.

Don't fucking tell me about your little fucking issues that are causing you to get all e-pissy. If I can come here and be a happy retard you should be able to suck it and/or shut the fuck up.

[WET HOT MESS]

I heard she was psycho, but I didn't think she'd be that crazy. Shiiieet.

[Face]

get a DNA test when jr's born

[Bizz]

That's got to be rough. I just went through a separation and I'm still living out of my truck. I have a place for July 1st. It's been a tough go but we were only common law with no kids. I can only imagine how much more of a hassle it would've been if we were married with kids. Dude, seriously I feel for you.

[Limp]

That's got to be rough. I just went through a separation and I'm still living out of my truck. I have a place for July 1st. It's been a tough go but we were only common law with no kids. I can only imagine how much more of a hassle it would've been if we were married with kids. Dude, seriously I feel for you.
That sucks man. Good luck in the next few weeks.

Yeah this has been the hardest thing I have ever been through. And I have been through quite a bit in my life.

[Face]

all this kinda makes my cat dying pale in comparison

[Bizz]

That's what I'm saying. I've been through a ton of shit since the get go and this has to be one of the most difficult things I've ever dealt with. Kids and a marriage license would've only made it harder.

[Bizz]

The worst part is she wasn't willing to work at it. Relationships are work and both people need to work at it. If they're not willing to do what it takes then there isn't anything you can do about it. I was in the same boat in the sense I was unhappy and she wasn't trying to work at it. I also suggest counseling amongst other things. It sucks because even though you're unhappy you still love them because at some point there was a time when you were happy and in love.

[Limp]

Soon to be ex-wife being induced in 8 hours. After not living at home for 4 months I will be living there for the next 4 weeks.

Fuck my life.
Sooo i slept 3 whole hours after packing up me entire life at my buddies house. It's now time to load up the car, take it all to my house, and then take the soon to be ex-wife to the hospital. 2.5 hours till 10-12 hours of labor on 3 hours sleep while surrounded by in-laws who hate me even though their family member is the bitch in this situation!

[Trident]

I hurt my toe yesterday.

[Limp]

At the hospital.... this is fun.

In about 4 hours I will have a little girl... yay!

And BTW the in-laws are batshit crazy just like my future ex-wife.

[Bizz]

At the hospital.... this is fun.

In about 4 hours I will have a little girl... yay!

And BTW the in-laws are batshit crazy just like my future ex-wife.

Let's hope she is black!

[Pax Britannia]

Have you got any sons Limp? The constant run of girls could mean the death of your family name.

[CTricksterGirl]

At the hospital.... this is fun.

In about 4 hours I will have a little girl... yay!

And BTW the in-laws are batshit crazy just like my future ex-wife.

Just keep lookin at the bright side of this shit situation, you get another sweet little girl!!!

And if your ex-laws give you shit, just tell them to go fuck themselves

[ElemenoP]

Wait. You're going to a dad and then ex-husband? :(

[Da Raider]

damn. I was going to bitch and complain, but having young kids while going thru a divorce is worse than my shit. But at least you have booze, delicious booze. I hate being sober. Everyday. For the rest of my life.

[Morfin]

I am getting a ton of spam suddenly on my gmail account. The spammers must have come up with some new code that Google hasn't figured out yet.

Oh, yeah. Sorry, Limp, you're problem's tough too.

[Bizz]

I bite the inside of my cheek and now I keep biting it. :(

[Kerjack]

I'm wearing whitey tighties because none of my boxer briefs are out of the wash yet. Double :(

[Bizz]

I'm wearing whitey tighties because none of my boxer briefs are out of the wash yet. Double :(

It's not like you're using your baby batter. No harm no foul.

[Candycane]

At the hospital.... this is fun.

In about 4 hours I will have a little girl... yay!

And BTW the in-laws are batshit crazy just like my future ex-wife.


You will be fine, more than fine. You never know how this journey will end. And for the most part you'll have to deal with her and her family for pretty much ever due to the children. Congratulations on the new little one.. and look toward the future. Don't hold hatred inside it only eats you up.

[Pax Britannia]

Candy is like a sexy Yoda.

[Bizz]

Fuck that. Hold the hatred inside. Let it consume you. Let it drive you.

[6655321]

some lousy piece of shit ****** kicked in my door the other day and jacked my computer and a few other items, so i will be m.i.a. for a while. take care everyone!

[Jericho]

some lousy piece of shit ****** kicked in my door the other day and jacked my computer and a few other items, so i will be m.i.a. for a while. take care everyone!
Happens to the best of us, dude. At least they didn't kill your cat

[6655321]

funny thing is, i moved out of the shitty part of memphis and then i get robbed.

[6655321]

bye mofos.

[The Dude]

but did they take the vape?

[BIG PIZZLE]

*burgled.

[Limp]

The most beautiful baby girl was born today at 5:38CST. She was 8lbs 4ozs and 20.5 inches long. Beautiful blue eyes and almost no hair.

Let's hope she is black!
Damn the bad luck... she is white and looks just like my other daughter when she was born.
Have you got any sons Limp? The constant run of girls could mean the death of your family name.
Nope... and I am the last one in my family with my last name... ohh well.
Just keep lookin at the bright side of this shit situation, you get another sweet little girl!!!

And if your ex-laws give you shit, just tell them to go fuck themselves
I know! She is the most precious thing in the world, regardless of the situation.

And her in-laws did give me shit, and I did tell them to fuck off. Her bipolar grandfather was here at the house with her grandmother and MY 3 year old. It has been a long standing rule that he cannot be around my daughter without me or my future ex-wife present. They wouldn't respect it so with my future ex-wife 6cm dilated I left the hospital and went to my house to get my daughter. Her grandfather got in my face so I took him outside and explained to him what was going to happen, regardless of what he wanted. Yeah... that wasn't right out of Jerry Spring or anything... and made the rest of the afternoon AWESOME at the hospital when they got there..
Wait. You're going to a dad and then ex-husband? :(
Pitysecks?

[Bizz]

Congrats on a healthy baby girl.

[Jericho]

Cheers,Snoodler

[WET HOT MESS]

A newborn should be in the happy thread, not emo. Gosh.

[Bizz]

A newborn should be in the happy thread, not emo. Gosh.

You should post in the Post an Asian with black bars on her face thread.

[WET HOT MESS]

Make me.

[janois]

Congrats on the baby girl, sorry bout all the rest.

[Kerjack]

If I where a Mod/Admin...


*Merg'inated*

[Bizz]

Make me.

If I'm going to exert force over you for anything, it's going to be to fuck you not make you post in a thread.

[Will-Kill]

Played a game of L4D, got our asses kicked, my team did good, worked together great but other team was a bit better....

Now to get serious...

I have been unemployeed for 5 months, I think I need to start somewhere new, a part of me wants to keep trying at what I do while another part feels asahmed that my choice of career has failed. I have been thinking about a change in the healthcare field, maybe in Ultrasound or X-Ray? Does anyone know a website where nursing schools are rated? Anyone know anyone who works in those fields? Help me Obi-One Kenobi, your my only hope....

[Limp]

What the fuck is this sleep shit people keep asking about?

I don't want it... without it I constantly feel a little drunk without have to spend $60 at a bar.

[WET HOT MESS]

Carradine's dead and I'm teary eyed. :'(

[Jericho]

Keith, David, or Robert?!

[Alcestis]

Keith, David, or Robert?!

David. Suicide by hanging. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31103217/

[Kerjack]

Autoerotic asphyxiation. Not suicide

[Kerjack]

Its funny because I don't think the public will care much about the way he happened to go, but you know if he has close family its going to devastate them even more.

[Face]

I met his niece once, she was hot

[Jericho]

And here I was worried that Lewis Skolnick had died. phew. Carry on.

[Limp]

I HAD SEX IN THE OCEAN!

Not emo?

Ohh yeah... a jelly fish stung the shit out of my arm on the way out of the water. It threw my arm into massive spasms as the venom tore through my body. Once that all stopped the uncontrollable chills started. Now I have these raised purple spots all over my bicep that fucking hurt like hell to touch.

The whole reason I was at the beach was because I have future ex-inlaws staying in my house so I went to "work". Well my office doesn't have jelly fish flying around in it so I can't even let the future ex-wife know I was stung.

Fuck me in the goat ass.

[Jericho]

It's over. You were at the beach

[Limp]

I thought about just telling her, but I cant deal with the bitching that would follow. Then the questions of "Who were you with?". I'd rather just keep my shirt on and my 3 year old away from my arm.

[Bizz]

Piss on it. The ammonia in your piss will help.

[Bizz]

Fuck you Mikey! :mad:

[Limp]

Piss on it. The ammonia in your piss will help.
Or I could just pour some ammonia on it...

[Limp]

I didn't do any of that, I just killed a everclear/dr pepper and took it like a man.

[Bizz]

Or I could just pour some ammonia on it...

Actually vinegar works better. Piss is just handy in the field.

Make sure all the stingers are removed, rinse the site and treat with vinegar and finally take some Benadryl and Advil and you should be well enough to pull off your bluff.

[Will-Kill]

I am not going Camping after all, My half brothers mother died, which her funeral is next week and my computer is dead/fucked/windows is not working...brother tried to install older version of windows on it but same problem is back, which also erased everything on the C drive with windows install.

[medlar]

I'm like that malformed kid in the film Mask who had his trip to Europe all planned out on the map for months. I have an entire plan on where I'm going in Ireland after spending a first week with my grandparents and various uncles, aunts and friends when I get to Belfast this summer. I have almost five weeks to do this: to work my way from Belfast to Dublin by train and then rent a car, Roscrea to Limerick and to Galway and the islands Rosavea'l up to Westport, Ballyshannon and back to Belfast and Im doing it solo or with a friend maybe if he can get some money together, after alot of persuading from the adults. I worked it out to the day I'd be back to spend the last few days with the grandparents before I go back to Canada.

I am expected to attend a four to five days of discussion/intervention/weepfest over a course of two weeks (they expect) with my mother whom I'm estranged from for the past two yrs. Seeing as Im over there and still considered a minor. This was brought up a couple of days ago. We did this without success over christmas. I don't plan on having my holiday that I've paid part of being put on hold over this and likely killing my mood and cutting days out. I don't plan on making any amends or having any associations with her after all this time. She's failed everyone for every time she has tried to clean up her messes. I don't have to do this. Who would?

[Jack Bauer]

dont do it. party with the irish bitches and get your dick wet.

[medlar]

Thats another dilemma. I've been going out with a girl. I trust her, but myself about 72% likely to hook up with a girl I've been hot for since I was twelve in Belfast. And possibly a string of them along the way, i miss my Irish girls. I might only live once to do this. Then I'll completely immerse myself to a relationship with my Canadian girl. And fuck the rest of issues.

[Gary_Busey]

A mosquito just assualted my ankles.

[BIG PIZZLE]

British women are dirty whores.

[Gary_Busey]

Are you talking about the on in your AV?



HOOZA!!!

[BIG PIZZLE]

I HAD SEX IN THE OCEAN!

Not emo?

Ohh yeah... a jelly fish stung the shit out of my arm on the way out of the water. It threw my arm into massive spasms as the venom tore through my body. Once that all stopped the uncontrollable chills started. Now I have these raised purple spots all over my bicep that fucking hurt like hell to touch.

The whole reason I was at the beach was because I have future ex-inlaws staying in my house so I went to "work". Well my office doesn't have jelly fish flying around in it so I can't even let the future ex-wife know I was stung.

Fuck me in the goat ass.

Why are you lying to people that will soon have little to nothing to do with your life?

[Gary_Busey]

I don't know if I'd want to have sex in the ocean.

[Face]

I'm so very tired

[BIG PIZZLE]

I don't know if I'd want to have sex in the ocean.

I wouldnt. I dont even like the ocean. The ocean is for people that cant afford a pool.

[Gary_Busey]

Jacuzzi sex is the best in-water sex.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Best sex is standing up in a bathroom. I dont give a fuck what anyone says, a bitch bent over a sink and getting it from behind while her titties bounce back and forth in the mirror is some high grade boning.

[Gary_Busey]

My closet doors were made of two sliding mirrors at my old apartment. Made for some fun angles.

[Daydreamer]

I don't know if I'd want to have sex in the ocean.



I think of fucking some woman in the ocean and it being a really gritty/salty vagina.

[medlar]

I think of fucking some woman in the ocean and it being a really gritty/salty vagina.

And lets not forget to mention the possible risk of contamination from fecal coliform.

But I'd take that risk.

[Kerjack]

Have been talking to that girl since last week last week. Been getting along pretty good, especially today. She even walked over right before class started again to show me a picture of her with the fish she caught this weekend. Which I took for a good sign seeing as she doesn't really talk to anyone else, especially not go out of her way to do so.

So yeah, I started thinking fuck it, I might have to ask her out here in the next day or two. That is till after class, I was talking to her as I was copying her notes since I had missed a whole section of them. Then at one point she said "yeah my husband..."

*Face palm*

I almost did a double take, I had looked a few times to see if she was wearing a ring before but had somehow missed it. Anyway yeah. That kind of took the wind out of my sails today.

[Kerjack]

Not particularly emo per say, but unfortunate.

[medlar]

You never know..you could get into a "no strings attached" sort of arrangement if you pursue this.

[hatepoppy]

You never know..you could get into a "no strings attached" sort of arrangement if you pursue this.
if you really think he's gonna fuck this broad youre out of your fuckin mind. this guy is gonna be a virgin forever.

more like virg-ack.

[Tar Heel]

Have been talking to that girl since last week last week. Been getting along pretty good, especially today. She even walked over right before class started again to show me a picture of her with the fish she caught this weekend. Which I took for a good sign seeing as she doesn't really talk to anyone else, especially not go out of her way to do so.

So yeah, I started thinking fuck it, I might have to ask her out here in the next day or two. That is till after class, I was talking to her as I was copying her notes since I had missed a whole section of them. Then at one point she said "yeah my husband..."

*Face palm*

I almost did a double take, I had looked a few times to see if she was wearing a ring before but had somehow missed it. Anyway yeah. That kind of took the wind out of my sails today.

She wants to have your baby and tell her husband it's his.


Trust me. I'm a Doctor.

[medlar]

I believe this whole virginity thing is Kerjack's schtick..just to be vastly different.

[hatepoppy]

im not a virgin, but i play one on the internet

[Face]

I tend to believe him because nobody, anywhere, EVER, would pretend to be a 26 year old virgin!

[NOTKyle]

PAY FOR A WOMAN TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU

[Kerjack]

Would still like to be friends with her, but its going to be hard for a few days at least to not act slightly awkward towards her seeing how I feel like an idiot now.

[hatepoppy]

Would still like to be friends with her, but its going to be hard for a few days at least to not act slightly awkward towards her seeing how I feel like an idiot now.
DONT BE SUCH A VAGINA!

seriously, flirt harder. she just might fuck you. do you even want to get your dick wet?

[NOTKyle]

Deal or No Deal has been on for 22 minutes and there's no remote.

[hatepoppy]

Deal or No Deal has been on for 22 minutes and there's no remote.
zomg isnt howie dreeeaaaamyyyy?!

[Limp]

Fathers day was yesterday. I decided to take my 3 year old to the zoo and lunch for some daddy/daughter time (not the kind goat likes). Well after fun at the zoo, riding the train around the zoo, and a great time at lunch we went home. I then took the 3 week old and the 3 year old off of my wifes hands so she could get some time alone on the computer. I then went to the store and bought food for grilling (brats, chicken, corn on the cob and mashed potatoes). I then cooked it all and cleaned the entire kitchen when I was done.

During the grilling, eating, and cleaning I had 4 beers. My soon to be Ex flipped the fuck out and kicked me out of the house because I was drinking around the kids... 4 beers. This after I used to drink 2-3 pitchers and be the DD and drive her drunk ass home.

At least she waiting till I fed her and cleaned the house before kicking me out.

Good news? I told her to get ready to get fucked because I am filing Temp Orders so I can get both girls over night on the weekends. She is pissed/scared and is calling me every 30 minutes... guess who isn't answering their phone? This guy.

[hatepoppy]

fuck bitches, nig. fuck bitches.

[Daydreamer]

Would still like to be friends with her, but its going to be hard for a few days at least to not act slightly awkward towards her seeing how I feel like an idiot now.


It shouldn't be awkward and she most likely has no clue you like her. She probably thinks that your gay.

[Mr. Brown]

Baby Boy
Love and Basketball
Waist Deep

[mongo]

lolwut?

[Jericho]

This isn't the "name a movie for blacks" thread

[Erased]

Not really an emo post but I just got a new white shirt and my nose just started gushing blood...fucking hell...I know it can be washed, but thats besides the point. Fucking allergies.

[Mr. Brown]

Baby Boy
Love and Basketball
Waist Deep

lolwut?

This isn't the "name a movie for blacks" thread
Damn complete mistake. I ended up watching those movies with some friends and every one of them is considered a great black romance movie by the girls I know. Makes me pissed that they don't know what fucking romance is.

[Tar Heel]

Would still like to be friends with her, but its going to be hard for a few days at least to not act slightly awkward towards her seeing how I feel like an idiot now.

I don't care about you at all, but I feel that you should know that you're totally wasting your prime fucking years. Seriously, bitches that would give up the pussy to a guy like you are only getting older, uglier, fatter, and more married. Fuck the young moist crazy bitches while you can.

Jesus man, why would you treat your dick like that? What did he ever do to you?

You can't be a bitch all your life.

[ElemenoP]

Would still like to be friends with her, but its going to be hard for a few days at least to not act slightly awkward towards her seeing how I feel like an idiot now.
Only you know, you feel like an idiot. So brush it off and continue being friends with her.

[ElemenoP]

Baby Boy
Love and Basketball
Waist Deep
I love that movie!!!

[Rafczy]

I don't care about you at all, but I feel that you should know that you're totally wasting your prime fucking years. Seriously, bitches that would give up the pussy to a guy like you are only getting older, uglier, fatter, and more married. Fuck the young moist crazy bitches while you can.

Jesus man, why would you treat your dick like that? What did he ever do to you?

You can't be a bitch all your life.

Testify

[Okie Medicvet]

I miss my kids. I'm fucking old and because of the surgery can't have anymore. I would adopt, but I'm no madonna or angelina.

[mongo]

you're fucking poor as shit. you don't deserve kids in the first place.

[Face]

your kids hate you

[Jericho]

Such a loving forum...

[Face]

go fuck yourself alkie!

[Face]

<3

[Okie Medicvet]

Can you feel the love tonight.....

uh. no. :p

[Tar Heel]

I miss my kids. I'm fucking old and because of the surgery can't have anymore. I would adopt, but I'm no madonna or angelina.

Your other problem would be finding a blind person with no sense of smell that would actually fuck you.

[BIG PIZZLE]

you're fucking poor as shit. you don't deserve kids in the first place.

+1

[BIG PIZZLE]

Would still like to be friends with her, but its going to be hard for a few days at least to not act slightly awkward towards her seeing how I feel like an idiot now.

2 things I dont fuck with are married women and bitches with kids. Stop being a bitch and get your head in the game. I suspect that on some level you knew she was married and the only reason you got this far is because you knew nothing could possibly happen between you two. Stop being a bitch. You will never have more access to young, horny women as you do in college.

Fathers day was yesterday. I decided to take my 3 year old to the zoo and lunch for some daddy/daughter time (not the kind goat likes). Well after fun at the zoo, riding the train around the zoo, and a great time at lunch we went home. I then took the 3 week old and the 3 year old off of my wifes hands so she could get some time alone on the computer. I then went to the store and bought food for grilling (brats, chicken, corn on the cob and mashed potatoes). I then cooked it all and cleaned the entire kitchen when I was done.

During the grilling, eating, and cleaning I had 4 beers. My soon to be Ex flipped the fuck out and kicked me out of the house because I was drinking around the kids... 4 beers. This after I used to drink 2-3 pitchers and be the DD and drive her drunk ass home.

At least she waiting till I fed her and cleaned the house before kicking me out.

Good news? I told her to get ready to get fucked because I am filing Temp Orders so I can get both girls over night on the weekends. She is pissed/scared and is calling me every 30 minutes... guess who isn't answering their phone? This guy.

The only thing worse than a wife is an ex-wife.

Baby Boy
Love and Basketball
Waist Deep

Most movies made by black people for black people suck.

[Morfin]

Un-fucking-believeable. I just got a new LG enV Touch phone; it is pretty sweet.

So, I want to be able to sync it with my computer for my calendar and contacts. I need to order LG's PC sync software. $40.00 plus $10.00 shipping. I piss and moan (and check Pirate Bay) but I end up buying the software. I had to pay shipping because these cretins did not have a download option.

Anyway, the disc came today. I load it in my computer and it says it does not recognize my phone. I try different options; no dice. So, I call Customer Service and they tell me that the disc I got is fucking DISCONTINUED, and has been for a long time.

Fuck these people. I got it from LG's own website. Yes, I'm getting my money back, but it is an hour of time wasted.

Diet Coke time -- caffeinated, too.

[Gary_Busey]

You have to fucking pay money to sync your phone to your computer? That's pretty gay.

[Tar Heel]

You should have gotten an iphone.

[Morfin]

I hate AT&T. I wanted to stay with Verizon. Plus, I do not like Apple.

[Tar Heel]

Well... That sucks for you.

[Morfin]

Update: I called the people who handle the website sales and they tell me that I need a memory chip and then the software will work. We'll see.

[mongo]

old people are horrible w/ technology.

[bones12]

Michael Jackson apparently just had a heart attack. Crazy.

edit: tmz says he died.

[Jericho]

Holy shit.

[Okie Medicvet]

Yup..and getting my kids to call is like pulling teeth sometimes, but my son called me to let me know..now I think maybe I have failed as a parent, because he didn't call when people were marching in the streets and getting shot at in Iran, but for MJ's death he calls. oh well. Anyway, he'll be home on the 1st, and am thinking about twisting his arm and guilting him into going camping with me at a place where we can watch the fireworks and then not have to drive back anywhere...buncha lunatics out always on the 4th.

[Mr. Brown]

Today was my last day at work, got fired for "conduct related reasons" I repeatedly turned in my monthly reports late,although I do weeklys which all four combined equal a monthly. And for repeated failure to follow direction, b/c when accused of something I didn't do I speak up and don't just do a step and fetch. Its sucks, b/c I was planning to leave next month to take care of my dad, but now I'm out of a job for a bulshit reason.

[BIG PIZZLE]

I dont wanna be a racist, but all of our black employees suck. As far as I can tell, they're not bad people, just shitty employees.

[Gary_Busey]

Play the race card!

[mongo]

don't worry, i hear this place (http://www.cottonhillsfarm.com/) is hiring. you're a shoe-in.

[Mr. Brown]

Yeah I was by the numbers the best on my team and I can't play the race card, I used it the last time he tired to let me go

[Will-Kill]

Got a physical today, totally got Sexually assulted. Reminded me of those good times in Neverland Ranch.

[RedBEARD]

I have to give up my weekend to go help my parents with a yard sale, plus my girlfriend is bleeding...No sex and a bunch of work in the heat - wa-fucking-hoo.

[Tar Heel]

I haven't slept more than 4 hours a night since Sunday. I have drank myself stupid every night this week and then last night I was out till 3 am wasted. Then I wake up at 6am to my dog barking like crazy to get out. So I get up to let her out and then I couldn't go back to sleep for some reason. Now I'm busy as hell at work, about to hit a wall, and the king of pop is fucking dead. FUCKING DEAD!!!!! Hopefully some of those kids he was molesting at least got a good nights sleep lastnight.

Man I'm still drunk.

[Bizz]

I have to give up my weekend to go help my parents with a yard sale, plus my girlfriend is bleeding...No sex and a bunch of work in the heat - wa-fucking-hoo.

I haven't slept more than 4 hours a night since Sunday. I have drank myself stupid every night this week and then last night I was out till 3 am wasted. Then I wake up at 6am to my dog barking like crazy to get out. So I get up to let her out and then I couldn't go back to sleep for some reason. Now I'm busy as hell at work, about to hit a wall, and the king of pop is fucking dead. FUCKING DEAD!!!!! Hopefully some of those kids he was molesting at least got a good nights sleep lastnight.

Man I'm still drunk.

I haven't had more than 4 hours sleep since Saturday and I've spent every day working 8-12 hours in my new apartment painting, plumbing, working on cabinets, plumbing, tiling, electrical and putting in carpet. Now I'm spending the day packing and tomorrow moving. All of this solo. I've had no help with anything. It's stupid hot out and I don't have a girlfriend at the moment.

But you don't hear me complaining!

Wait... I guess I just did.

[medlar]

What is this about falling into near comatose states after a session? I slept two hours over the expected time I was to be back at home and took down the screen window of my room at 3:45 am last night after gnashing home by foot seven blocks, without the dogs going off or getting clocked by a neighbour afllicted w/ insomnia. But not bad, I nearly had a sleep over w/ my gf ftw.

>emorant: I need to able to start making my own hours under this roof before I get arrested for b&e. goddamnit already.

[Bill Paxton]

don't worry, i hear this place (http://www.cottonhillsfarm.com/) is hiring. you're a shoe-in.

a soft shoe-in

[hatepoppy]

What is this about falling into near comatose states after a session? I slept two hours over the expected time I was to be back at home and took down the screen window of my room at 3:45 am last night after gnashing home by foot seven blocks, without the dogs going off or getting clocked by a neighbour afllicted w/ insomnia. But not bad, I nearly had a sleep over w/ my gf ftw.

>emorant: I need to able to start making my own hours under this roof before I get arrested for b&e. goddamnit already.
what you need is a job, and a place of your own. heh i left for college and never went back.

[hatepoppy]

http://forum.gorillamask.net/images/reputation/reputation_pos.gif Off Topic III (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?p=627774#post627774) 06-26-2009 03:19 PM medlar (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=287) And i was just going to address your previous post in the emo waiting for more advice and maybe an answer to the whole sleep thing before refering to wiki.

spill it, shortstack.

[medlar]

yeah so I was.


Anyway before making any plans on moving out any time soon before I turn 18, I have to see that having a job as I do and a raise has been promised for about two weeks now, that and I don't pay rent as of now, is a pretty good deal to take some risks, I amass moneys, while working, with a bit out of my earning for the trip im going on this summer, I'm better off where I am now. I have to make up for the money lost on that, without going into my honours paycheque. and

Im enjoying acting upon the huge risk of meeting up with my gf as many times before I leave just to keep the memory on hand when Im gone. spill that on me.


ad pudendum: how do you not fall asleep after sexing and enjoy the post coital moment and still be out before the fucking curfew.

[hatepoppy]

motherfucker RUN-ON SENTENCE! DOES U ENGLISHES IT?!?

[medlar]

I HAVE SO MUCH MOER TO ADD. mY mind goes ADD after the fresh air of taking my dug out

[Jericho]

ADD is way fucking cooler than you

[medlar]

I was speaking of the disorder with an H as well, that some many are labelled as rather than assuming a kid is just fucking bored out of his head. I get some random thoughts going on top of anything Im focussed on at the moment in almost exactly ten minute intervals.

[Jericho]

maybe you're a sped

[hatepoppy]

i can not understand anything you are saying because when youre saying it its hard to tell what youre saying because youre saying it so buffucking awkwardly maybe you should take a second and breathe and get a little zen before you post it might be helpful or more betterly you could just get a bag of weed and chill the fuck out for a second o wait youre a youngn its hard for you to just relax and smoke weed bc you live w your parenst bc youre a youngn.

[medlar]

I tutored those in special ed.

I live w/ my aunt and uncle.

I found out He smokes weed as well, not bad.

[Jericho]

I tutored those in special ed.

Well, I don't think that was a good idea for anyone

[Daydreamer]

I haven't had more than 4 hours sleep since Saturday and I've spent every day working 8-12 hours in my new apartment painting, plumbing, working on cabinets, plumbing, tiling, electrical and putting in carpet. Now I'm spending the day packing and tomorrow moving. All of this solo. I've had no help with anything. It's stupid hot out and I don't have a girlfriend at the moment.

But you don't hear me complaining!

Wait... I guess I just did.


I hope that somewhere you've posted about getting a rent break for doing all of that work or else you sound like Claydon.

[Bizz]

Yes I'm getting a rent break. Also the place I live won't be a shit hole.

[hatepoppy]

my rock band drum foot pedal is broked'd. sad poppy faces!

[Gary_Busey]

my rock band drum foot pedal is broked'd. sad poppy faces!
NOOOOOOO!!!!!



Are you like my old roomates and bring your entire leg off the ground and stomp on the pedal?

[hatepoppy]

NOOOOOOO!!!!!



Are you like my old roomates and bring your entire leg off the ground and stomp on the pedal?
not at all, man. im like, a total victim here.

[Limp]

Cause i'm lazy and refuse to find the Happy Thread I'll post here because I am supposed to be sad... even though I am pretty fucking happy.

FILING FOR DIVORCE TODAY!

[Candycane]

It's still kinda sad though , right?

[Limp]

I guess a little... only because it failed and because my daughters are in the middle of it.


I am just happy as fuck to get away from the crazy bitch.

[Candycane]

Are you done living there? Are you close by? Do you guys have all the visitation and custody worked out? Does your older daughter know whats going on?

[Limp]

No, I moved out Feburary 9th and lived there for 2 weeks when my newest was born. Yes I am close by, about 20-30 minutes away. Custody/visitation is something that is still ever changing but is about to be working out and filed on my temporary orders. My eldest does know what is going on (the best a three year old can), she ever asked yesterday about when I was going to get my own house and when she could come spend the night :). I told her it should be another month or two and she said she was excited.

I am SOOOO tired of living with friends/family. I have been doing it for 5 months and have sept in like 7 different beds. She should have an income in 2 months which will allow me to get one. If my $15k (est) bonus comes sooner I will get one then.

[Okie Medicvet]

I think it is great that you are such a wonderful father to your kids.

I lost my dad a year ago today, and so it is kinda rough going for me right now, ya know?

[Daydreamer]

My cousin's kid was killed in a motorcycle accident on Friday. He had two kids under 5 and was just a Hell of a guy considering how he was raised by my cousin who was irresponsible to say the least. He wasn't ever going to be rich or famous, but he loved his family, he worked hard and he would have given you the shirt off of his back. Iraq couldn't kill him, but a God damn bitch on her cell phone in her SUV could run all over him from behind.

[The Dude]

got a call at about 4:30 in the morning from my best friend. apparently one of our other friends had heart surgery and didn't tell anyone. to do the surgery they had to stop his heart temporarily. he said there were about 3 seconds of awareness where during the first two he thought of all that was happy and good in the world--friends, family, puppies, milkshakes, etc. he said the 3rd second was total emptiness, it was the most alone he's ever felt.

my other friend also named my best friend and me in his living will--essentially if something were to have gone wrong in the surgery it would have been up to me whether to "pull the plug" or not. Also, in his actual will, there were only 3 people named specifically and two of them were my best friend and me.

Just a very weird/kind of unsettling call to get at 4:30 in the morning.

[6655321]

maybe i should start making these "friends" so someone can pull the plug on my sorry ass.

[Face]

so company policy where I work, not to mention the fucking law, states that passengers are not allowed to drink while on the bus, and if the driver sees them enter with alcohol, he's supposed to either make them pour it out or finish it before departure... a policy I followed, to the letter, on a trip I did last saturday... apparently the customer was dissatisfied with that, and emailed a long complaint to my boss about it, and now I'm in 10 kinds of shit for ABSOLUTELY FOLLOWING THE FUCKING RULES!!!!

fuck my job

[Pox]

Pour it out where? On the floor?

[Face]

Pour it out where? On the floor?
the sidewalk, the ground, whatever... open containers are not permitted on a bus in motion, just the same as in your own car

[Jericho]

How are you in trouble?

[Face]

because my boss is a hypocritical asshole

[Jericho]

Well, what did he tell you?

[Face]

truth is there were 2 buses on that trip, and according to the group leaders, the other driver was just so unbelievably awesome and accommodating of every little thing that I came off like an asshole because I said no

oh did I mention there was a cop car right there next to the bus when people were getting on with glasses of champagne in their hand? I was willing to let them continue to drink right up until the cop car showed up, when I asked them to finish it off before we left

fuck people

[Jericho]

That other bus driver sounds like a cool guy

[Face]

he's a nice guy sure, but I've gotten in trouble a half dozen times for turning a blind eye to people drinking that now I just straight up won't allow it.

[Bizz]

We should hire that guy to do the GMF tour.

[mongo]

i'd turn the bus into bangbus part deux.

[Pox]

My cat died of cat AIDS yesterday. He was 9.

RIP Melvin.

[Jericho]

Was his name Chris Kattan? Should I be happy or sad?

[Pox]

HIS NAME WAS MELVIN. I don't know how you feel but a sympathy card would be nice.

[Face]

melvin was weak and stupid, he shouldn't have eaten that key!

[Face]

no I don't know where that came from either

[DjAg]

I'm not cool enough to join the 'off topic' crowd.

So I'm going to go get more drunk while watching family guy and possibly dominating face in F.E.A.R.


not 'face' face, but like, a figurative generality amongst people, who, for the most part, have faces. I think that makes sense, I'm not quite sure.

[The GWD]

I'm not cool enough to join the 'off topic' crowd.

So I'm going to go get more drunk while watching family guy and possibly dominating face in F.E.A.R.


not 'face' face, but like, a figurative generality amongst people, who, for the most part, have faces. I think that makes sense, I'm not quite sure.

You have a Mike Patton av. So you're cool enough, motherfuck.

Also, you could say "dominating ass". Although that might look kind of gay.

[DjAg]

yo, seriously, you're taking away from the lack of typing which would result in more beer. I'm not sure how I feel about this conunndrum. And I'm pretty sure I just misspelled that.

[Don Scrappy]

What is the difference between a hipster and an emo?

[The Goon]

the hipsters rock out to Nickelback....the emo's not so much

[IdiotBrain]

Hipster:
http://www.no2emo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/hipster2.jpg

Emo:
http://www.imageandstylenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/emo-fashion-guys.jpg

[WET HOT MESS]

same ugly

[Gary_Busey]

I officially split with my g/f. Kind of sad. I really liked her.

[Face]

bugger

[Bizz]

I officially split with my g/f. Kind of sad. I really liked her.

Tough break kid.

[Will-Kill]

You get her back by sleeping with her friend....that gonna show her!

[Bizz]

How long were you guys together?

[Gary_Busey]

About a year. We both got jobs out of college, 4 hours apart, so I guess I kind of saw it coming.

[BIG PIZZLE]

I officially split with my g/f. Kind of sad. I really liked her.

Post a picture and I'll let you know if you've made a horrible mistake.

[Bizz]

About a year. We both got jobs out of college, 4 hours apart, so I guess I kind of saw it coming.

A year? Shit, I almost felt bad for you.

[ElemenoP]

4 hours apart? You broke up over 4 hours? I figure with the influx of communication outlets, cars, trains, planes and etc -- working on a long distance relationship has become alot easier.

That's how I gauge what a relationship's worth to me. Distance means nothing.

[Claydon]

4 hours apart? You broke up over 4 hours? I figure with the influx of communication outlets, cars, trains, planes and etc -- working on a long distance relationship has become alot easier.

That's how I gauge what a relationship's worth to me. Distance means nothing.

does this mean we can finally be together!?

[RedBEARD]

I officially split with my g/f. Kind of sad. I really liked her.But on the plus side, you no longer have to deal with the guilt of banging all those ripe young SCAR co-eds while still dating her.

[TylerDurden]

4 hours apart? You broke up over 4 hours? I figure with the influx of communication outlets, cars, trains, planes and etc -- working on a long distance relationship has become alot easier.

That's how I gauge what a relationship's worth to me. Distance means nothing.

too much temptation, too easy to cheat for both parties, too easy to go to bed angry at one another if that person isn't in the next room or within a twenty minute drive, too easy to find something else, too easy to slack. too much potential for mistrust.

a long distance relationship isn't a relationship at all. you've essentially relegated yourself into the friends-with-benefits zone. that's not bad except when you're delusional about it.

relationships require work. it's difficult to work at something that inherently doesn't take work. if you're only seeing someone in person every so often you're not in a relationship.

you above all others should know this, el.

[Alcestis]

About a year. We both got jobs out of college, 4 hours apart, so I guess I kind of saw it coming.

Honestly, 4 hrs apart? Mind me asking who made this "brave" decisions to part ways?

[TylerDurden]

Honestly, 4 hrs apart? Mind me asking who made this "brave" decisions to part ways?

if by "brave" you mean "obvious and overdue" i, too, wish to know.

[Gary_Busey]

Honestly, 4 hrs apart? Mind me asking who made this "brave" decisions to part ways?
Mutual decision.

[Bizz]

too much temptation, too easy to cheat for both parties, too easy to go to bed angry at one another if that person isn't in the next room or within a twenty minute drive, too easy to find something else, too easy to slack. too much potential for mistrust.

a long distance relationship isn't a relationship at all. you've essentially relegated yourself into the friends-with-benefits zone. that's not bad except when you're delusional about it.

relationships require work. it's difficult to work at something that inherently doesn't take work. if you're only seeing someone in person every so often you're not in a relationship.

you above all others should know this, el.

I believe in a thing called love.

[TylerDurden]

I believe in a thing called love.

i believe in a thing called realism. realism supersedes love, mate.

[Bizz]

Love concurs all.

[TylerDurden]

Love concurs all.

love conquers all except a lack of self-control, maturity, and 200 miles.

[IdiotBrain]

Hell, SuperVixy and I parted ways too, after 2.5 years. Her tourist Visa was up and she moved back to Israel.

With both of us going to school in different countries... pragmatism won out over love.

[Bizz]

You need to let go of such things to be able to truly love. You need to expose your heart to all the possibilities, good and bad to be able to love unconditionally.

Lack of self control could be interpreted as scared of being hurt and thus distancing yourself emotionally and striking first.

If I was truly in love with someone, no amount of distance could stop me from being with them.

I have to admit in a distance relationship time is against you. You need to remain goal orientated. If you just put distance in the relationship with no means of an end then you're setting yourself up for failure.

I consider myself a realist as well, but if I stop believing in love then I have no reason to keep going on anymore.

[TylerDurden]

You need to let go of such things to be able to truly love. You need to expose your heart to all the possibilities, good and bad to be able to love unconditionally.

Lack of self control could be interpreted as scared of being hurt and thus distancing yourself emotionally and striking first.

If I was truly in love with someone, no amount of distance could stop me from being with them.

I have to admit in a distance relationship time is against you. You need to remain goal orientated. If you just put distance in the relationship with no means of an end then you're setting yourself up for failure.

I consider myself a realist as well, but if I stop believing in love then I have no reason to keep going on anymore.

indeed. i agree with all of this. the bolded area was specifically what i was addressing as it seemed the most relevant.

[Bizz]

But if you go into a distance relationship knowing that you're only doing it for x amount of time and you'll see each other whenever there is a chance, then there is no reason it wouldn't work.

[Jericho]

Shit, Bizz lives in Canada. We make it work

[Da Raider]

coughfaggotcough!

[Bizz]

Shit, Bizz lives in Canada. We make it work

That's because there isn't a waking moment that I don't think about you.

[Jericho]

<33333333

[Le Goat]

4 hours apart? You broke up over 4 hours? I figure with the influx of communication outlets, cars, trains, planes and etc -- working on a long distance relationship has become alot easier.

That's how I gauge what a relationship's worth to me. Distance means nothing.

I second this. I dated a chick once that lived in another state.

It's tough but as long as you aren't a cheater and the girl isn't either, shit's bueno.

[TylerDurden]

But if you go into a distance relationship knowing that you're only doing it for x amount of time and you'll see each other whenever there is a chance, then there is no reason it wouldn't work.

yeah, i dunno about all that. you may as well be married at that point, because the point to relationships initially is to determine whether or not you're a compatible couple. it's a little difficult to do that from hundreds of miles away. additionally asking each other to adhere to such a thing will eventually be felt as a stifling limitation, and most people will eventually resent that from their partner.

i'm not saying it's impossible. i'm saying it's highly improbable. most people just aren't built that way.

[Bizz]

You just want to fuck, who are you kidding?

[TylerDurden]

You just want to fuck, who are you kidding?

while this is certainly true i would never knowingly enter into a long-distance relationship. i define an LDR as one in which the distance is greater than 200 miles and a change to those circumstances is not foreseeable for six or more months.

unless we're married if my gf wants to move into grammy's house in st. louis for a couple of years that's a deal breaker. for me, at least.

[Will-Kill]

My sisters dog is missing/kidnapped....I hope she gets it back... if not then the cunt who took it may rot in hell and be used as a chew toy for Cerberus...my nephew and niece are crushed.

[IdiotBrain]

My dick is seven inches long, therefore I define a long distance relationship as anything farther than five inches away.