View Full Version : Who's A Better Father?
NOTKyle
02-16-2009, 04:55 PM
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2009/02/patten_uk-1.jpg
or
http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/Snapshot_20090216_5.jpg
http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/Snapshot_20090216_6.jpg
Angry Ass Messican Dude
02-16-2009, 04:56 PM
Why are you always hating on Marcus? It's not like you ever see Marcus kids in his videos while he is plastered and fucking little girls.
I don't think anyone has the intel to vote on this
I'm 38, btw
When I am 43 my kids will be 22,17,15
By the time I am 46...I will be single without dependents again!
Trident
02-16-2009, 05:00 PM
I find it hard to believe that Marcus would act like he does on here when his kids are around. Except when he posts pictures showing details of their school!
I vote the kid because he is playing playstation.
NOTKyle
02-16-2009, 05:02 PM
I vote the kid because he is playing playstation.
No, they just gave him a controller that isn't hooked up to make him think he's playing playstation.
http://i41.tinypic.com/amrrea.jpg?
Trident
02-16-2009, 05:04 PM
I love news photographers, trying to get the shot they want regardless of appropriate context.
I'm playing playstation right now!
I need to win to feel valid!
hatepoppy
02-16-2009, 05:04 PM
im 17, btw
Marcus is the better father clearly. He doesn't want pictures of him kissing penises on the internet. That's a true father.
No...they are better when contained to my email and private PB account
NOTKyle
02-16-2009, 05:07 PM
Marcus is the better father clearly. He doesn't want pictures of him kissing penises on the internet. That's a true father.
Plus Alfie doesn't know how to share his juice with the kid, at least Marcus has a cabinet full of his juice.
Hoser
02-16-2009, 05:08 PM
No, they just gave him a controller that isn't hooked up to make him think he's playing playstation.
This is true, they are not turned on.
I'm still not recognizing Poppy as a father until we see the paternity test.
Aegis
02-16-2009, 05:09 PM
He'll be 31 and his child support will be over….forever if he’s really smart and gets a vasectomy now.
Brilliant!
}{arlequin
02-16-2009, 05:10 PM
my god is that mother ugly.
Aegis
02-16-2009, 05:11 PM
I'm Aegis, remember the guy you caught banging your mom?
Ya, that was me.
I'm Aegis, remember the guy you caught banging your mom?
Ya, that was me.
Brother?
hatepoppy
02-16-2009, 05:11 PM
I'm still not recognizing Poppy as a father until we see the paternity test.
what you want a pdf or something?
NOTKyle
02-16-2009, 05:11 PM
my god is that mother ugly.
The amazing thing isn't that he had bonerz at age 12, it's that he had bonerz when she wasn't wearing pants.
Hoser
02-16-2009, 05:13 PM
That would have been the fastest baby making ever. He couldn't have lasted more then 3 seconds.
Aegis
02-16-2009, 05:13 PM
Brother?
Dad to you son.
As seen by a 13 year old boy.
http://i39.tinypic.com/2l2lba.jpg
dick_darlington
02-16-2009, 05:21 PM
damn the mom has some big ass tittays.
but i still wouldn't fuck her.
NOTKyle
02-16-2009, 05:23 PM
As seen by Claydon.
http://i44.tinypic.com/2dbroz7.jpg
Hoser
02-16-2009, 05:29 PM
As seen by Claydon
http://i42.tinypic.com/2dskah2.jpg
Edit: Fuck you Kyle.
Trident
02-16-2009, 05:31 PM
Not quite:
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x278/fforfreddie/clay.jpg
the creeps
02-16-2009, 05:35 PM
chris benoit is the better father. and yes the ugly ginger has huge tits but that is only because she birth that worthless baby.
TylerDurden
02-16-2009, 07:22 PM
damn the mom has some big ass tittays.
but i still wouldn't fuck her.
god can only hit the fucking smite key so many times. she was bound to get something. although in retrospect it's rather hilarious that she got some decent tits, but the face and body of a fucking cougar.
Archangel
02-16-2009, 07:27 PM
I always thought of cougars as lean and lithe...
Part of parenthood is to make them wish they were dead
Archangel
02-16-2009, 07:30 PM
If poppy teaches his offspring to spell, the English language will officially be done for.
Draven X 23
02-16-2009, 07:31 PM
The amazing thing isn't that he had bonerz at age 12, it's that he had bonerz when she wasn't wearing pants.
Damn, when I was 12/13 I'd get 'up' by pretty much anything.
Jebus. Michael Lohan is a better father than these 3
If the one that taught him to spell also taught him to procreate we wouldn't be having this conversation
zaphrodesiac
02-16-2009, 07:32 PM
Vili Fualaau ftmfw
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2004/08/05/letourneau_wideweb__430x301.jpg
I always thought of cougars as lean and lithe...
I've always thought of them as 35+ divorced women trolling the bars for younger men
TylerDurden
02-16-2009, 07:41 PM
Damn, when I was 12/13 I'd get 'up' by pretty much anything.
yeah, standards don't really rear their ugly heads until much later... i know some of you assclowns are in your late twenties and haven't fucking realized that you're fucking a sad slab of roast beef with a face.