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Archangel
02-17-2009, 04:28 PM
So I just posted these chicks in OT.

These chicks have been the last four Playmates of the Year in my fine country, and they're all well hot. Two of them (Habeck & Marino) also made the jump to the US Playboy.

What I want to know is, who's the hottest?

PS Why do only non-US Playboy editions do these more artistic photoshoots, in garages and factories and stuff?

Janine Habeck (2004) (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?t=3943&highlight=habeck)

http://freenet-homepage.de/altmann01/pm02_57_lrg.jpg


Giuliana Marino (2005) (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?t=3143&highlight=giuliana+marino)

http://www.beinschuss.net/Highscores/Pics/ccde_PM200504_Giuliana_Marino_02.jpg


Agnieszka Hendel (2006) (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?t=5988&highlight=hendel)

http://file.pipec.ru/posts/20060607/agnieszka_hendel_12.jpg


Juliane Raschke (2007) (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?t=4403&highlight=raschke)

http://media.biertijd.com/galleries/biertijd0801/juliane/07.jpg

Bizz
02-17-2009, 04:31 PM
DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE!

Stax
02-17-2009, 04:32 PM
Said Raschke. Love the face, love the nipples, they're all hot but it's the small things that separate them.

Pax Britannia
02-17-2009, 04:32 PM
Deffinetly Raschke. Her body is so perfect it almost looks fake.

BIG PIZZLE
02-17-2009, 04:45 PM
Are you sure those are 4 different girls?

Archangel
02-17-2009, 04:49 PM
THIS (http://www.bcero.net/uploads/posts/1193651156_juliane_raschke_16.jpg) just be my fave image ever.

Fuck those non-hotlinking fucks.

hatepoppy
02-17-2009, 04:51 PM
that first broad's twat made my cock go all rigid and unflaccidlike.

Archangel
02-17-2009, 04:53 PM
She does have a pretty pussy, doesn't she.

hatepoppy
02-17-2009, 04:54 PM
srsly, im gettin hungry bc of it.

hatepoppy
02-17-2009, 04:55 PM
id eat it w a fork and scalpel.

Limp
02-17-2009, 04:56 PM
Which ones like swastikas shoved in their anus while I drive myself home rawdog style in their snatch?

hatepoppy
02-17-2009, 04:59 PM
that broads cunt is so hot id suck her dick.

Archangel
02-17-2009, 05:02 PM
Which ones like swastikas shoved in their anus while I drive myself home rawdog style in their snatch?

I told your mom not to tell anyone about me doing that to her, damnit.

Limp
02-17-2009, 05:05 PM
I told your mom not to tell anyone about me doing that to her, damnit.
She needed something... your little yellow weenie wasn't gettin it.

Pax Britannia
02-17-2009, 05:06 PM
Archangel: White mans burden, yellow mans curse.

hatepoppy
02-17-2009, 05:06 PM
YELLERZ HAZ WEENIEZ?!?!?!

}{arlequin
02-17-2009, 05:26 PM
i have a juliane/giuliana dilemma

Archangel
02-17-2009, 05:28 PM
It's a nice dilemma to have.

hatepoppy
02-17-2009, 05:29 PM
BUT LOOK AT JANINE's TWAT AND TELL ME U WOULDNT eat cottage chees out of it!

}{arlequin
02-17-2009, 05:31 PM
BUT LOOK AT JANINE's TWAT AND TELL ME U WOULDNT eat cottage chees out of it!
yeah but does it have a nice personality?!

hatepoppy
02-17-2009, 05:32 PM
yeah but does it have a nice personality?!
omg actually it told me a funny joke!

why did the chicken cross the road?

*QUEEEEEFIEZ!*

}{arlequin
02-17-2009, 05:36 PM
that's a good sign. i like when they communicate w/ you

Pax Britannia
02-17-2009, 05:36 PM
that's a good sign. i like when they communicate w/ you

I like it better when they communicate with me from the kitchen.

Genius
02-17-2009, 05:39 PM
Walking into that metal-stamping factory would probably be among the best surprises ever possible. "Well, maybe I'll just go stamp some metalses today...HOLYSHITFUCKSHITFUCK!!!"

}{arlequin
02-17-2009, 05:41 PM
I like it better when they communicate with me from the kitchen.
queefing in the kitchen? just add flour for instant fun!

hatepoppy
02-17-2009, 05:42 PM
queefing in the kitchen? just add flour for instant fun!
vaginas in the mist?

Pax Britannia
02-17-2009, 05:42 PM
queefing in the kitchen? just add flour for instant fun!

Queefing is as natural and beautiful as a German woman taking a dump on some dudes face.

}{arlequin
02-17-2009, 05:43 PM
vaginas in the mist?

you can live amongst them but you hafta wait for them to take you in first

Pax Britannia
02-17-2009, 05:44 PM
you can live amongst them but you hafta wait for them to take you in first

And their often hunted by evil poachers who cut off the flaps.

}{arlequin
02-17-2009, 05:46 PM
i have those stuffed and mounted on my walls

Candycane
02-17-2009, 05:48 PM
PMOY reminds me of a Po Boy sammich.

hatepoppy
02-17-2009, 05:49 PM
id eat your po boy sammitch.

Face
02-17-2009, 06:13 PM
I'm voting for the first one because she's the only one who's showing me her vagina

Archangel
02-17-2009, 06:14 PM
I'm voting for the first one because she's the only one who's showing me her vagina

You could just click the links, you know, because they all do.

Candycane
02-17-2009, 06:16 PM
I like my sammiches with more ass meat.

Face
02-17-2009, 06:23 PM
You could just click the links, you know, because they all do.
I'm lazy

the creeps
02-17-2009, 06:36 PM
the 1st blond and brunette.

Archangel
02-17-2009, 06:42 PM
I like my sammiches with more ass meat.

How is this not enough arse?

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y110/mamilo/pb/JanineHabeck06.jpg

Candycane
02-17-2009, 06:47 PM
That's a teenie tiny ass... nice.. but tiny.

Archangel
02-17-2009, 06:51 PM
Woman, I know you like the ghetto booty, but by no measure or standard can this arse (http://img218.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=45621_020_122_427lo.jpg) be considered "tiny".

Candycane
02-17-2009, 06:53 PM
Yeah it kinda is.. I've seen what "you all" consider a big ass, and in "real life" those girls have the tiniest asses. She's just sticking out as if she has gas or something to appear to make it look more bubbly. These girls are a lot thinner than you think. Perfection and beautiful, but definitely not ass-i-ful.

hatepoppy
02-17-2009, 06:53 PM
Woman, I know you like the ghetto booty, but by no measure or standard can this arse (http://img218.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=45621_020_122_427lo.jpg) be considered "tiny".
im callin bullshit. do yellers have a smaller idea of what big is? i mean like bc they have no dixx?

hatepoppy
02-17-2009, 06:55 PM
i <3 this medium ass.

http://img123.picfoco.com/thumb/1005605396.jpeg (http://img123.picfoco.com/img.php?id=1005605396&q=)

Archangel
02-17-2009, 06:55 PM
I'm not into anorexic chicks, but that arse, while it wouldn't be featured in King magazine, may not be a badonkadonkadonkadonk, but it's not minuscule, either.

Candycane
02-17-2009, 06:57 PM
i <3 this medium ass.

http://img123.picfoco.com/thumb/1005605396.jpeg (http://img123.picfoco.com/img.php?id=1005605396&q=)


yes see that IS an ASS!

Sorry Arch you and I won't see ass to ass on this subject. Those girls while beautiful and taught don't have asses of substantial mass.

Rumpleforeskin
02-17-2009, 07:01 PM
Here's my review of the chicks:

#1. hot as balls
#2. hot as balls
#3. hot as balls
#4. hot as balls

Although I think number 1 is especially "hot as balls".

Genius
02-17-2009, 07:32 PM
yes see that IS an ASS!

Sorry Arch you and I won't see ass to ass on this subject. Those girls while beautiful and taught don't have asses of substantial mass.
I think what you're looking for is a fat ass. I don't like fat asses, I like big asses. Fat asses tend to be attached to fat girls. I don't like fat girls.

Archangel
02-17-2009, 07:33 PM
I am also very fond of these pics of the lovely Ms Hendel.

http://file.pipec.ru/posts/20060607/agnieszka_hendel_29.jpg
http://file.pipec.ru/posts/20060607/agnieszka_hendel_10.jpg

Genius
02-17-2009, 07:33 PM
And this is definitely between 1 and 4. These women are all beautiful. But those two have a knack for posing their bodies in ways that get the attention of dicks, and more than a few clits too, I'm sure.

Archetype
02-17-2009, 07:48 PM
I chose

http://img162.imagevenue.com/loc773/th_60933_Juliane_Raschke_pmoy_2007_698_123_773lo.j pg (http://img162.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=60933_Juliane_Raschke_pmoy_2007_698_ 123_773lo.jpg)

Mostly because her pics are hottest, though I have a suspicion Marino is hotter in person.

Stax
02-17-2009, 07:55 PM
I chose

http://img162.imagevenue.com/loc773/th_60933_Juliane_Raschke_pmoy_2007_698_123_773lo.j pg (http://img162.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=60933_Juliane_Raschke_pmoy_2007_698_ 123_773lo.jpg)

Mostly because her pics are hottest, though I have a suspicion Marino is hotter in person.

om nom nom

Genius
02-17-2009, 07:55 PM
Her vaginal muscle looks like the head of Ridley Scott's Alien. Which is to say that she can probably fuck.

Archangel
02-17-2009, 08:16 PM
Irene Schaur (the woman who did the Juliane Raschke shoot) is a genius photographer. She also did the Doreen Seidel shoot (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?t=8506&highlight=seidel), and the one with the German female olympic athletes (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showpost.php?p=7885&postcount=1).

Stax
02-17-2009, 08:20 PM
Irene Schaur (the woman who did the Juliane Raschke shoot) is a genius photographer. She also did the Doreen Seidel shoot (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?t=8506&highlight=seidel), and the one with the German female olympic athletes (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showpost.php?p=7885&postcount=1).

Source of one of my fave shots, the ass shot of Romy Tarangul which seems to be dead now.

http://img210.imagevenue.com/loc524/th_24530_RomyTarangul114754_5000x5000_122_123_524l o.jpg (http://img210.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=24530_RomyTarangul114754_5000x5000_1 22_123_524lo.jpg)

Archangel
02-17-2009, 08:26 PM
I dunno, I prefer those to the usual US Playboy shoots, 90% of which are the usual cheesy lacy boudoir fair.

}{arlequin
02-17-2009, 11:26 PM
I dunno, I prefer those to the usual US Playboy shoots, 90% of which are the usual cheesy lacy boudoir fair.
have you seen hef's attire? that's all that gramps knows!

Le Goat
02-17-2009, 11:33 PM
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b178/chknfaqr/JanetvonBrunUndSnake1_anonib.jpg

Claydon
02-17-2009, 11:34 PM
Im going with option 2!

i love burnettes.

Oggie
02-17-2009, 11:50 PM
One of the J's.
Can't decide.

Archangel
02-18-2009, 04:35 AM
I wonder who's gonna be voted from last year's batch.