POPPY IS A RETARD! - (PS Contest)

[hatepoppy]

alright fucksticks. havent seen a worth a fuck PS contest in this shits for months. im guest hosting one now, so all of you, man the fuck up and make w the funny. i know youve all got access to fucking photoshop.

this is teh 'poppy is a retard' ps contest. youve got a few pics below to start with. the idea is to make as much fun of my ass as possible. i will seriously fucking come through the internet and kill your dick to shit with my size 15s if you ******* dont like, totally BRING IT ON.

i'll be the judge, so you better have some fuckin balls.

http://img106.imagevenue.com/loc462/th_08642_retard-1_122_462lo.jpg (http://img106.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=08642_retard-1_122_462lo.jpg) http://img202.imagevenue.com/loc114/th_08645_retard-2_122_114lo.jpg (http://img202.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=08645_retard-2_122_114lo.jpg) http://img242.imagevenue.com/loc465/th_08646_retard-3_122_465lo.jpg (http://img242.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=08646_retard-3_122_465lo.jpg) http://img257.imagevenue.com/loc375/th_08647_retard-4_122_375lo.jpg (http://img257.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=08647_retard-4_122_375lo.jpg) http://img177.imagevenue.com/loc491/th_08651_retard-5_122_491lo.jpg (http://img177.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=08651_retard-5_122_491lo.jpg)


1st place: 5k rep
2nd place: 1k rep
3rd place: you fucking suck

some examples -

http://i41.tinypic.com/nmyfeb.jpg http://i40.tinypic.com/u0thy.jpg http://i43.tinypic.com/2hwzqpt.jpg


or my personal favorite -

http://i42.tinypic.com/24ltr1x.gif

[Limp]

awesome.

[Limp]

Attention whore.

[hatepoppy]

photoshop me as a retarded ****** or ill piss in your buttjoel, derrek.

[Limp]

Tomorrow. You will be in a PS tomorrow.

I got 15 minutes before I go to happy hour!

[hatepoppy]

then GET FUCKT UP.

[007]

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii208/iamaufo/billymadison.jpg http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii208/iamaufo/poppy.jpghttp://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii208/iamaufo/who-wants-to-be-a-dumbass-p.jpg http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii208/iamaufo/StepBrothersMovie12.jpg

[Pax Britannia]

http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii85/Raptor08_2008/Forrest-Gump-p11.jpg

[hatepoppy]

did i not say to get mean?

[hatepoppy]

http://i36.tinypic.com/1ywo03.jpg
youre fucking disqualified. good idea, no photoshop. you fail.

[UNC]

This maybe the only time you can photoshop a different head on Brian Peppers and have it look more fucked up

[hatepoppy]

This maybe the only time you can photoshop a different head on Brian Peppers and have it look more fucked up
this is where youd be funnier if you actually did it. i pictures worth a hundred thousand marcus posts.

[UNC]

I have no skills

[Datači]

http://i43.tinypic.com/23kuqv7.jpg

[hatepoppy]

I have no skills
other than stating the obvious?

[hatepoppy]

http://i43.tinypic.com/23kuqv7.jpg
ok the fuckin croat is undisqualified. i lolt. bc im the slow slow kid.

[zaphrodesiac]

RETARDED NAZI EXECUTIONER

http://i39.tinypic.com/29fftdv.jpg

[Datači]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2cnb87o.jpg

[hatepoppy]

MOTHERFUCKER now u r un-undisqualified! this is a ps contest, not a fucking running thread. keep the demotivational posters outta my shit, ho.

[zaphrodesiac]

http://i44.tinypic.com/2rnblgy.jpg

[UNC]

Poppy is spanking it to these pics

[hatepoppy]

meh. only zaffs so far.

[hatepoppy]

http://i42.tinypic.com/rr4dtu.jpg

hey sweet job doing a shittier version of the same fucking thing i did in the intro post. youre srsly a waste of a pirate copy of photoshop, feel free to knock it the fuck off at any point.

fuck ur lucky im not a photoshop admin.

[Datači]

Oh shit, i didn't notice. Srsly. I deleted it. I'm sooooo sorry :(

We cool?

[hatepoppy]

i am, i have my doubts about you tho.

[papillon]

http://i535.photobucket.com/albums/ee359/papillon676767/douche.jpg

[hatepoppy]

sweet, we've finally got an acceptable entry!

notice how his picture is talkin shit about me?

[}{arlequin]

you're over moderating

[hatepoppy]

im not a mod, i thought i was just talkin shit.

[UNC]

As admin, I'd promote HP to moderator of tucker max

[}{arlequin]

i thought i was just talkin shit.
hate poopy?

[hatepoppy]

hate poopy?
thats what the fuck i do.

[}{arlequin]

i has no skilz but i'd put your head on top of ogar's from revenge of the nerds



female shrek would be next.

[hatepoppy]

i has no skilz but i'd put your head on top of ogar's from revenge of the nerds
...

does anyone read the intro post of the contests anymo?

[zaphrodesiac]

http://i40.tinypic.com/213k8p4.jpg

[zaphrodesiac]

http://i39.tinypic.com/2j1wi9y.jpg

[hatepoppy]

^this is why he runs these shits.

[Erased]

http://i41.tinypic.com/33lphue.jpg

[wonderllama]

http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee169/sirwonderllama/pop1.jpg

[jemeske]

http://i43.tinypic.com/14y669x.jpg

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

That horse has a sweet mullet.

[jemeske]

Its the MacGyver.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

No wonder I want to fuck it.

[wonderllama]

With a pocket knife?

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

No. With my dick, stupid.

[wonderllama]

Is IT holding a pocket knife?

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

No, my dick can't hold a pocketknife while erect.

[Le Goat]

My extremely shitty entry

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b178/chknfaqr/lulzpenispoppy.jpg

[wonderllama]

http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee169/sirwonderllama/pop3.jpg

[Archetype]

http://i42.tinypic.com/2hcjo6d.jpg

[mongo]

well done, son!

[}{arlequin]

i think there should be more poopy in there

[Archetype]

i think there should be more poopy in there
http://i41.tinypic.com/mjtwlx.jpg

[FarEastFornicator]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2jwmfp.jpg

[Cow]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a273/littleblackfrancis/GMF_Poppy_K3.jpg

[Duncndisorderly]

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f114/And2k50/turdtanic.jpg

[Alcestis]

http://i41.tinypic.com/2nuodih.jpg

[Titus_Pullo]

Poppy = PS Contest Gold.

[Jericho]

Poppy = PS Contest Gold.
A motivated PS Contest operator can be gold, indeed

[Le Goat]

I try but no one fucking listens

[hatepoppy]

Poppy = PS Contest Gold.
ive got a golder one in my bACk pocket...

[hatepoppy]

Tomorrow. You will be in a PS tomorrow.

I got 15 minutes before I go to happy hour!
youve got 20 fucking minutes, hamsterdance.

[Titus_Pullo]

A motivated PS Contest operator can be gold, indeed

So we should do a Jericho contest next?

[Jericho]

So we should do a Jericho contest next?
Too similar to poppy :D

[mongo]

we should do a syn contest.

[Titus_Pullo]

we should do a syn contest.

Mr. Lukas attempted that once before my time on here.

[Archetype]

If you just keep every few contests relevant to GMF, people'd have a reason to keep coming and checking out.

[zaphrodesiac]

Mr. Lukas attempted that once before my time on here.

I pwnt that contest
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f38/zaphrodesiac/syndicrotch2.gif

[Le Goat]

we should do a syn contest.


Herr Faggot doesn't want his face on here anymore

[hatepoppy]

niggerds get off my fuckin coolade. im makin the hatehatehate ps contests in this peace.

[UNC]

My contest was better (http://archive.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?t=60789)

[hatepoppy]

i totally forgot about that one till titus pointed it out earlier. its a shame, rry.

[Titus_Pullo]

I never found out what movie this one was from... (http://archive.gorillamask.net/showpost.php?p=2863276&postcount=59)


Looks quality

[UNC]

It was a home movie, obviously

[mongo]

My contest was better (http://archive.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?t=60789)

the only one i ever won.


thanks to okie's fat daughter.

[UNC]

the only one i ever won.


thanks to okie's fat daughter.

That was funny...I remember thinking to myself, who the fuck is this noob?

[mongo]

oh stfu. at that point i had already had my own ps contest.

[UNC]

Oh, and Mongo, it was thanks to me cause I think I picked the winrars....maybe, I was drunk

[Titus_Pullo]

It was a home movie, obviously

Lies. That would have totally been in your youtube collection.

[UNC]

oh stfu. at that point i had already had my own ps contest.

Yes...you were on the level of smuckers

[hatepoppy]

oh stfu. at that point i had already had my own ps contest.
i remember thinking 'who the fuck is this noob' when u n mikeumz had tha syrup chuggs.

[mongo]

i remember thinking 'who the fuck is this noob' when u n mikeumz had tha syrup chuggs.

you dickfuck, that was like 2 months ago.

[UNC]

pwned

[hatepoppy]

you dickfuck, that was like 2 months ago.
your point?

[mongo]

your point?

when i 1st joined old gmf you were one of the first that was nice to me. lulz. i even mentioned a few times that i missed your ass when you were on your hiatus.

http://archive.gorillamask.net/showpost.php?p=2809486&postcount=40

[UNC]

lol....zaph is a legend

http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/2qujiba.jpg

[hatepoppy]

when i 1st joined old gmf you were one of the first that was nice to me. lulz. i even mentioned a few times that i missed your ass when you were on your hiatus.

http://archive.gorillamask.net/showpost.php?p=2809486&postcount=40
gglz i was a nice guy until all the mean ppl disappeared. now im busy being a joke of a hardass. u know i got love, son.

[hatepoppy]

ill be judging this shits at 3pm.

*******.

[Quantum Leap]

Poppy is a gay necrophiliac with three nipples that prefers being on top.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v97/FarewellNote/Poppy.jpg

[Archetype]

Jesus Christ.

[hatepoppy]

yeah quantum leap...

you dont get browneye points for being all 'dickshock' about it.

[Datači]

http://i474.photobucket.com/albums/rr110/LinoOverdrive/thug3.jpg

[hatepoppy]

ok, so 'poppy is a retard' will stay open longer than previously announced. judging will go down friday evening. i'll be letting out another thereafter, likely over the weekend.

[Trident]

Hmmm...

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x278/fforfreddie/poppy-1.gif

Edit: slowed down a bit.

[hatepoppy]

is that what black babies look like?!?

[Quantum Leap]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v97/FarewellNote/poppykitten2.jpg

[Titus_Pullo]

http://i44.tinypic.com/idupm1.gif

[Le Goat]

there's a serious lack of cock in this thread

[UNC]

It's like your pants!

[Le Goat]

thats cause it's in your daughter's ass

[UNC]

Your pants?

[UNC]

That's too much starch

[Le Goat]

*Protein and THATS WHAT SHE SAID!


hiyo!

[Archetype]

Your pants have too much protein in-oooh I get it. It's cuz you keep sandwiches in your pockets, right?

[UNC]

no

[Hodge]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v97/FarewellNote/poppykitten2.jpg
I r sux @ been funny and rignal.
http://img176.imagevenue.com/loc495/th_10133_Untitled_122_495lo.jpg (http://img176.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=10133_Untitled_122_495lo.jpg)

[hatepoppy]

ok faggots, now or never. unless someone tells me to wait bc theyre workin on some shits, this bastard's closing this afternoon.

[Duncndisorderly]

close it down your face has fucked my PS

[hatepoppy]

close it down your face has fucked my PSstfu or my ps will fuck ur face.

[Duncndisorderly]

Im listening

[hatepoppy]

1st place: 5k rep
kid's talkin shit. i like that in a broad.
http://i535.photobucket.com/albums/ee359/papillon676767/douche.jpg


2nd place: 1k rep
i was hoping for a retard baby.
http://i39.tinypic.com/2j1wi9y.jpg

3rd place: you fucking suck.
but not at photoshop. im going to have to assume goblins are retarded?
http://i42.tinypic.com/2hcjo6d.jpg

now someone close this shits and pay these bitches or tell me how.

thanks to everyone for participating. stay tuned!

[Bizz]

ok faggots, now or never. unless someone tells me to wait bc theyre workin on some shits, this bastard's closing this afternoon.

Wait, I almost was kinda sorta maybe gonna PS something.

[hatepoppy]

Wait, I almost was kinda sorta maybe gonna PS something.
if you can get it done before titus or zaph settles this bitch go for it.

[6655321]

stoners and procrastination, who knew?

[FarEastFornicator]

this is bullshit

[hatepoppy]

ur bullshit. i mean ive already decided the winners, but fuckim let him have his fun.

[Trident]

this is bullshit

Especially as I didn't win. Hatepoppy sucks.

[hatepoppy]

yah, booooo hatepoppy!

[Archetype]

I was working on a second one, but for some reason GIMP wasn't cooperating. Oh well, I really liked the 3rd place winner.
I probably shouldn't have spent so much time on that one.

[6655321]

you're probably right.

[hatepoppy]

I probably shouldn't have spent so much time on that one.
WHERE THE FUCK IS AN ADMIN TO TAKE CARE OF THIS SHITS SO WE CAN START THE WEEKEND RIGHT AND GO FOR ROUND 2?!?!?!

[hatepoppy]

closed.

[hatepoppy]

shit i diddit rong!

[Archetype]

WHERE THE FUCK IS AN ADMIN TO TAKE CARE OF THIS SHITS SO WE CAN START THE WEEKEND RIGHT AND GO FOR ROUND 2?!?!?!
Well, considering the Phelps one just closed this morning...

[}{arlequin]

last?

[}{arlequin]

ibtl?

[}{arlequin]

hmm...something's broken

[Trident]

No u.

[}{arlequin]

*insert popcorn eating smuckers smilie here*

[Trident]

SETTLED

[hatepoppy]

Well, considering the Phelps one just closed this morning...
U DONT KNO SHIT KID!

the queue is full, ******. why ignore the ps contests momentum we've got goin here and let it fade into oblivion. contrary to popular belief, we dont need to let one sit stickied and inactive for 2 weeks or a month.

[hatepoppy]

NOTHINGS WORKING!!!

CLOSED SESAME!

[Jericho]

Closed, settled, paid. All them shits. Fuckin plebs runnin contests.