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doubleocrow
02-18-2009, 02:31 PM
This movie has the makings to be FUCKIN AMAZING. It's basically Stallone's homage to good ol' American ass kicking 80's action films. The plot is simply...
A team of mercenaries head to South America on a mission to overthrow a dictator.
Currently attached to the picture are:
Mickey Rourke ... Emanuel
Jason Statham ... Lee Christmas
Sylvester Stallone ... Barney Ross
Jet Li ... Kong Kao
Ben Kingsley ... Monroe
Dolph Lundgren ... Gunnar Jensen
Forest Whitaker ... Agent Will Sands
David Zayas ... Garza
Randy Couture ... Hale Caesar
and Arnold Schwarzenegger as HIMSELF
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/40151
doubleocrow
02-18-2009, 06:13 PM
Damn.... maybe Arnold might sit this one out...
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/40169
I heard about this originally the cast was rumored but dear god i can't wait for this.
Pax Britannia
02-18-2009, 06:17 PM
This could very well be the greatest action movie of all time.
doubleocrow
02-18-2009, 06:36 PM
Hopefully Stallone will take a page out of the last Rambo or Commando and have one scene where a fuck load of soldiers are dispatched in a variety of 50 caliber shots, bomb explosions and ingenious decapitations.
doubleocrow
02-19-2009, 04:15 PM
They just added Danny Trejo as the fuckin main bad dude. Oh God, I don't think I can handle it.
http://cdn.filmdrunk.uproxx.com-s1.simplecdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/trejo-machete.jpg
And now, Stallone wants Micky Rourke to play the bad guy in the next Rambo. If that awesomeness happens, we have Expendables to thank.
Charisma Carpenter has joined the cast. My penis and I are pleased.
ShitBreak
03-12-2009, 01:37 PM
Also joining the cast is STONE COLD Steve Austin.
So Mike and his penis are pleased.
ShitBreak
03-12-2009, 04:00 PM
They can get a hotter ass than Carpenter...unless she gets naked. Then I'll be happy.
doubleocrow
03-22-2009, 11:43 PM
Forrest Whitaker is OUT and now it's Terry Crews is in. You may remember him from White Girls. And they also swapped out Ben Kingsley with Eric Roberts. This movie better be as fucking awesome as I hope it can be.
Yelnahs
03-24-2009, 05:00 PM
50 cent was in for a day or two, gone already due to fan pressure
Mr. Bateman
03-24-2009, 05:05 PM
Kurt Russell denied a role in the movie. Hopefully he comes to his senses and jumps on board.
doubleocrow
03-25-2009, 12:50 PM
I can't believe Kurt Russell would give up this opportunity. Snakes On The Expendables!!!
arod2105
03-28-2009, 03:50 PM
Sounds like its going to be a pretty cool movie. Its already got a great cast. Can't wait to see it.
Yelnahs
03-29-2009, 01:02 PM
yep, gonna be epic.
Swurgen
03-29-2009, 01:13 PM
I can't believe Kurt Russell would give up this opportunity. Snakes On The Expendables!!!
I'd rather see Stuntman Mike on there.
doubleocrow
03-30-2009, 08:55 PM
I'd rather see Stuntman Mike on there.
Ah he'd bitch out the minute he got nicked by a bullet. Muthafuckers will be shot in The Expendables.