New Bro

[ShitBreak]

Jericho is a douche, so I need a new bro.

Who should it be?

YOU DECIDE.

[Datači]

Me? Please? In other words: Fuck you

[The GWD]

Smuckerssmuckerssmuckerssmuckerssmuckers

[dick_darlington]

IBTP..............................................

i nominate smuckers.

[Morfin]

Your gun. Pretend the barrel is the mouth, pull the trigger and it will talk to you.

[NOTKyle]

Ugh.

[Trident]

This is like asking who wants to have sex with Oprah Winfrey.

[Trident]

...and an admin needs to add an option for EG to hard delete him again.

[NOTKyle]

This is like asking who wants to have sex with Oprah Winfrey.

I think you meant to say Whoopi Goldberg, because I would have all kinds of sex with Oprah.

[Archangel]

Fuck you, Limp.

[Trident]

I think you meant to say Whoopi Goldberg, because I would have all kinds of sex with Oprah.

The name is interchangeable, just add your worst nightmare.

[Jericho]

*shocked at the lack of a Banon option

[Genius]

I don't say this very often, but this is fucking gay.

[ShitBreak]

I'm surprised I forgot Banon too. He's only one of three people I've talked to IRL from GMF.

[NOTKyle]

Nobody wants to be bros with Banon. He'd never stop talking about how great a wingman he is, and everytime a girl shut him down at the bar he'd just sulk for 3 hours and start crying when he had a few drinks in him.

[ShitBreak]

I don't say this very often, but this is fucking gay.

I'm sorry dude. Only had 10 options. Don't be hatin.

[Jericho]

Hey, let's talk about your tits for awhile

~ James Banon

[Jericho]

Fucking Kyle...I thought we were cool!

[Trident]

In OSUMike's case, talking about his tits would while away a few hours.

[Archangel]

Fucking Kyle...I thought we were cool!

And fuck you too, while we're at it.

[NOTKyle]

Pssshhh bet that bitch is a lesbian anyway. HEY BITCH YOU'S A LESBIAN!!!11

*cries*

[The GWD]

Archangel, totally. Paul Wall needs some Oklahoma culture in his primitive Eurolife.

[dick_darlington]

hmm, i didn't know i was that high up on mike's list.

[Trident]

tee hee

[NOTKyle]

Fucking Kyle...I thought we were cool!

Dude this has nothing to do with you or me. This is bigger than us. I'm looking out for Mike's best interests here, and you're clearly exactly what he needs.

[Jericho]

And fuck you too, while we're at it.
;)

[Bizz]

Why isn't dead baby not an option? Clearly the best bro OSU has ever had.

[Jericho]

Why isn't dead baby not an option? Clearly the best bro OSU has ever had.
That was a temp bro

[NOTKyle]

If he was a real friend he'd dig up that baby and show him a good time.

[The GWD]

I've got bros in different area codes.

[Alcestis]

Archangel, totally. Paul Wall needs some Oklahoma culture in his primitive Eurolife.


Totally.

[Archetype]

This is like asking who wants to have sex with Oprah Winfrey.
I would just to hope she got pregnant. You'd be set for life then. Well, unless she eats it.

[Trident]

I detect election rigging going on now.

[Genius]

I'm sorry dude. Only had 10 options. Don't be hatin.
So who do you want me to vote for? Because I really don't care who puts their penis in you. I mean, it's their penis.

[Archangel]

Totally.

I can decline, right?

[Pax Britannia]

I detect election rigging going on now.

You should work for the UN.

[Jericho]

I can decline, right?
I'll change your ct every single day. You'd better start campaigning

[The GWD]

I can decline, right?

Nein doch!

[Alcestis]

I can decline, right?

How do you say no in spanish?

[Pax Britannia]

How do you say no in spanish?

No-one answer that. I may be in allot of trouble.

[Genius]

Hugo Chavez would be proud of these results. Robert fucking Mugabe would be proud of these results.

[mongo]

OKIE!

[Alcestis]

No-one answer that. I may be in allot of trouble.


BAN! HARD DELETE!!! Do it all!!!

:p

[WET HOT MESS]

Mike is a little too old to ask for a bro. He needs a military dad to yell his sorry ass into shape.

[STDSkillz]

Voting for Arch seemed like a really funny idea, but I decided against it.

[Alcestis]

Mike is a little too old to ask for a bro. He needs a militaryOregon, Wisconsin dad to shoot his sorry ass with a bb-gun.

[JT]

Oregon getting love

[UNC]

Why am I on this fucking poll?

[Pax Britannia]

Arch should be winning this hands down! It would be like having our own GMF buddy cop movie duo.

[Alcestis]

Why am I on this fucking poll?

You don't use enough hair product! I warned ya.

[Archangel]

Arch should be winning this hands down! It would be like having our own GMF buddy cop movie duo.

I hope you get dysentery.

[Pax Britannia]

I hope you get dysentery.

"Ones a half German half South Korean Eurotrash snob, the others an obese hick from Oregon who thinks Larry the Cable guy is high culture. And together their gonna bust this town WIDE OPEN!

Archangel and OSUMike star in....Buddy Cop Movie Number 674!

Not yet rated"

[ShitBreak]

Something fishy is going on.

[ShitBreak]

Pax apparently thinks that Oregon borders Texas.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Do we even have 11,000,203 (http://forum.gorillamask.net/poll.php?do=showresults&pollid=659) members?

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

It's pretty fitting that not one single person has voted for themselves on a message board where everyone always votes for themselves.

[Archangel]

I never vote for myself, since I'm not gay.

[Limp]

Keep saying it and one day it might be true!

[Face]

in the absence of wanker, my vote is for dick darlington

[Satan]

This has to be the lowest of lows for Joel, Mike is breaking up with him.

[Jericho]

Ahhh, no.

You are no longer my bro. You got cocky and popped off one too many times. I hear XXIII is looking for a sidekick, though

[Satan]

I'm pretty sure he's the one dumping you.

[Bizz]

OMG DID YOU GUYS CHANGE YOUR FACEBOOK STATUS!?!

[Pax Britannia]

I'm pretty sure he's the one dumping you.

WE WERE ON A BREAK!

[Jericho]

OMG DID YOU GUYS CHANGE YOUR FACEBOOK STATUS!?!
Facebook is for gays

[Satan]

OMG DID YOU GUYS CHANGE YOUR FACEBOOK STATUS!?!I made myself a second facebook account so I could put that I'm in an open relationship with myself.

[Bizz]

Facebook is for gays

Exactly.

[Datači]

Facebook is for gays

Exactly.

Myspace ftw!

[the creeps]

this thread is almost as bad as " i love new york" nope,nevermind it is worse.

[Satan]

this thread is almost as bad as " i love new york" nope,nevermind it is worse.OSUMike >>>>> Fugly black chick

-Goat

[Genius]

Facebook is for gays?!?!?!? Shit.

[ShitBreak]

OSUMike >>>>> Fugly black chick

-Goat

Tru.

[NOTKyle]

Joellypie and Mikeypoo 4ever n ever

[Satan]

I want Kyle as my bro.

[NOTKyle]

All you have to do is ask sweetcheeks.

[Satan]

Its in my sig, we're official now

[BIG PIZZLE]

Something is wrong with the vote calculations.

[mongo]

fuck bros, i have a posse.

[Jericho]

Awwwww,fuck

[ShitBreak]

We just had a huge swing in the votes.

Apparently over 1/6th of the world's population not only has electricty/internet, but are also members of GMF.

It's looking like fate, Joel. I just may forgive you.

[BIG PIZZLE]

It seems as though the world is on your side.

[Satan]

its getting sappy in here

[NOTKyle]

Check my referrals, I convinced all of India to sign up and vote for Joel.

btw can we get a bollywood subforum?

[Syndicate]

Way to steal my thunder ******. You are officially disqualified from being my BFF.

[ShitBreak]

Way to steal my thunder ******. You are officially disqualified from being my BFF.

This poll ends after yours. I can always turn down one of these guys to move on to bigger things.

I wouldn't be in this position if Jeri Bear and I hadn't of gotten into a fight.

[Syndicate]

THERE ARE NO DO-OVER'S HERE. BFF is serious business.

[ShitBreak]

NOOOOOOOOOO

I even had you on MAH POLL!

[Jericho]

Denied! This started because you got cocky at the thought of being the BFF. You are a man unto himself!

[NOTKyle]

This poll ends after yours. I can always turn down one of these guys to move on to bigger things.

I wouldn't be in this position if Jeri Bear and I hadn't of gotten into a fight.

This is why you aren't Rich's BFF. You need to man the fuck up and say: "Listen here ******. I'm your new best friend, and I'm buying the drinks tonight that will get us drunk enough to fuck."

UGH YOU'RE SUCH A PROJECT

[6655321]

kyle's my new bfff.

[nuclearjew]

BFF = Big Fat Fuck?

[NOTKyle]

kyle's my new bfff.

BFF = Big Fat Fuck?

Wow. You better watch your mouth beardy, or me and my two besties are gonna watch it for you.

And by watch I mean feed sundaes to it while the 4 of us watch Shawshank together!

Can we be the Four Musketeers?

[nuclearjew]

Wow. You better watch your mouth beardy, or me and my two besties are gonna watch it for you.

And by watch I mean feed sundaes to it while the 4 of us watch Shawshank together!

Can we be the Four Musketeers?
I'm slow, I meant the BFF for Osumike. I know YOU'RE not morbidly obese, Kyle.

[dick_darlington]

this thread shouldn't be this long.

[NOTKyle]

6'5" 230. 229 pounds of muscle, 1 is the blood in my erection.

[6655321]

Can we be the Four Musketeers?

we could play swords!

[the creeps]

Wow. You better watch your mouth beardy, or me and my two besties are gonna watch it for you.

And by watch I mean feed sundaes to it while the 4 of us watch Shawshank together!

Can we be the Four Musketeers?
dude just add me in there and we can be the teenage mutant ninja turtles. NJ can be splinter, since he is, fuzzy.

[Syndicate]

This thread is making me want to bring back the Double Deuce/Blue Oyster.

[Jericho]

ADD has caused zero problems as my new bro, nor gayed up the fact that is is in said position. He is a keeper

[nuclearjew]

This thread is making me want to bring back the Double Deuce/Blue Oyster.
FUCK YEAH

[the creeps]

ADD has caused zero problems as my new bro, nor gayed up the fact that is is in said position. He is a keeper
hasn't he only been there for like 5 hours or so ?

[Le Goat]

This thread is making me want to bring back the Double Deuce/Blue Oyster.

LET ME RUN THAT SHIT AGAIN!

[NOTKyle]

ADD has caused zero problems as my new bro, nor gayed up the fact that is is in said position. He is a keeper

But will he steal your girlfriend and then make you forget about it cause you're laughing so hard at how hilarious and sexy he is like the 4 Musketeers will?

I THINK NOT

[Jericho]

hasn't he only been there for like 5 hours or so ?
I can guarantee he will not queer out over being my bro,which I appreciate

[NOTKyle]

This thread is making me want to bring back the Double Deuce/Blue Oyster.

DO IT

DO IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW

I was too young to truly appreciate the first coming.

[Syndicate]

Bringing back The Deuce is a rash descision I can only make drunk, and I'm too sober now.

[nuclearjew]

Bringing back The Deuce is a rash descision I can only make drunk, and I'm too sober now.
Do you still have all the avatars?

[the creeps]

I can guarantee he will not queer out over being my bro,which I appreciate
what more can you ask for ?

[Syndicate]

Do you still have all the avatars?

Perhaps....

http://img109.imagevenue.com/loc758/th_17704_Dalton_122_758lo.jpg

[Le Goat]

Was I the reason that shit got axed? I forget...

[Syndicate]

Was I the reason that shit got axed? I forget...


Actually I think it was Vox's fault. He's good folk and we get along, but at the time I think him and his wife got tossed in there a lot and we just kinda got sick of listening to them complain about it.

[nuclearjew]

Post the avatar of the blind black homeless guy!

[Syndicate]

Or maybe I'm thinking about TIM?

[Le Goat]

Or maybe I'm thinking about TIM?

I think it was TIM



That was during my 'fight the power' phase of GMF.

[Jericho]

I think it was TIM



That was during my 'fight the power' phase of GMF.
That phase hasn't ended

[Le Goat]

That phase hasn't ended

No, it's migrated to 'fight the faggotry'

[Bastard]

This may be the saddest thing to ever happen on GMF and that includes most of Claydon’s posts and all of Marcus’s breakup letters.