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Intoxicated
02-21-2009, 03:09 AM
Hi all,
I was active here a little over a year ago. Looks like shit has changed, and my old account no longer exists. So I'll do this intro shit again.
I was raised "Mormon". I'm now a borderline atheist. I would become a pure atheist, but I hold out for the hot alien abduction theory.
I'm 29 and live in the land of Zion. I'm Married, but most days I'd rather not be.
I self medicate a few times each week. My choice of poison is Stolichnaya, Jagermeister, and frequent masturbation.
I'm too drunk to be very creative. Additionally, I don't give a fuck.
http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/picard-facepalm.jpg
I remember fucking you.
It's been awhile, I hope your sphincter muscle has regained some of its strength.
I prefer a tight grip
Archetype
02-21-2009, 04:01 AM
I would say, "Oh no another atheist" but seeing your was, yeah.
I believe in God...I just ain't doing what that fucker wants me to
Aegis
02-21-2009, 09:39 AM
I was raised "Mormon". I'm now a borderline atheist.
Shit man, I would have at least stayed for the 6-8 wives.
Intoxicated
02-22-2009, 07:34 PM
You all disappoint. I got a proper hazing my first time around. This time all I got was one anal sex joke from UNC.
PS: I'm glad you remember me UNC. You always told me I was special.
xoxoxo
jemeske
02-22-2009, 07:46 PM
Would it be okay if I put a finger in your butthole?
Hodge
02-22-2009, 07:53 PM
You all disappoint. I got a proper hazing my first time around. This time all I got was one anal sex joke from UNC.
PS: I'm glad you remember me UNC. You always told me I was special.
xoxoxo
You post an intro that is somewhere between a complete piece of shit and piss poor then give us shit because we can't be bothered to acknowledge your existence?
I hope aliens do land and rape your sorry ass until they can fit a cruise ship up there.
(happy now?)
jemeske
02-22-2009, 07:55 PM
What's a cruise shit?
jemeske
02-22-2009, 08:03 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/e9d93r.jpg
Intoxicated
02-22-2009, 08:17 PM
(happy now?)
A little bit. But I still think you lot have gotten soft.
http://i44.tinypic.com/e9d93r.jpg
Eight minutes to paint and post that piece of kindergarten tripe? No fucking way.
jemeske
02-22-2009, 08:19 PM
You don't get it.
Intoxicated
02-22-2009, 08:20 PM
You don't get it.
You are right, I don't get it. I still want to touch tips with you though.
Can we please?
Phil Theehor
02-22-2009, 08:50 PM
You all disappoint. I got a proper hazing my first time around. This time all I got was one anal sex joke from UNC.
PS: I'm glad you remember me UNC. You always told me I was special.
xoxoxo
It's called posting your intro on a weekend, hotshot. And I think that most anyone here can spot a passing novelty.
Consider yourself disregarded. Far worse, one would think, than properly hazed.
Intoxicated
02-22-2009, 08:55 PM
It's called posting your intro on a weekend, hotshot. And I think that most anyone here can spot a passing novelty.
Consider yourself disregarded. Far worse, one would think, than properly hazed.
You may be right. Judging from the fact that you cite the weekend as the reason for weak response I can deduce that most of you have taken up religion and are in church. It is the Sabbath after all.
God bless.
Intoxicated
02-22-2009, 08:56 PM
Fuck, double fail. Double post. A righteous punishment from a just God.
Archetype
02-22-2009, 08:57 PM
Shit man, I would have at least stayed for the 6-8 wives.
I think it's safe to say that no reasonable man could handle 6-8 wives without copious amounts of alcohol.
Intoxicated
02-22-2009, 08:58 PM
I think it's safe to say that no reasonable man could handle 6-8 wives without copious amounts of alcohol.
This is why I drink. I have left the church, but I still crave gratuitous amount of tang.
I will profess the wonders of God if it will get me laid.
Then you're just a rebel.
Color me impressed