View Full Version : long time lurker
mistafong
02-23-2009, 04:53 PM
here goes nothing - long time lurker here, i posted a bit of pr0n on the old forum, but mostly hung out and read. goat cracks me up usually (keep it in your pants big boy, that ain't an invitation), as does taters (commence hatredation taters: i'm a white devil and not sorry about it). my politics are probably somewhat similar to hanover fist's. i'll probably just keep lurking most of the time, but figured what the hell i'd introdouche myself and maybe throw a comment out now and then on a thread that's fun or interesting or involves arch and muslims.
and here's a link to a picard facepalm, since i did read the rules for introdouchementification or something, or at least most of it, and this is close enough to a pic.
http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/picard-facepalm.jpg
I like the way our relationship used to be. Can we go back to that?
Make this intro awesome by posting porn. I'll judge your intro by the quality of the porn.
The GWD
02-23-2009, 05:05 PM
I'm fairly sure that hatredation is not a word.
Da Raider
02-23-2009, 05:14 PM
welcome. TO HELL.
This is the best noob ever!
more like nah-nah-boo heckler
Satan
02-23-2009, 05:26 PM
Fear me.
Jericho
02-23-2009, 05:27 PM
Better than misterfatt
Nature's Folly
02-23-2009, 05:42 PM
Yet another "long time lurker" Jesus fuck, can't one be honest and just say..."Awww i can't pay $1 for the porn section anymore...can you guys just bump me to 100 so i can go back to downloading the porn here?"
You'd do a hundred posts for a mcdouble
Genius
02-23-2009, 06:08 PM
LURK.
mistafong
02-23-2009, 06:19 PM
Make this intro awesome by posting porn. I'll judge your intro by the quality of the porn.
since my piece of shite pc freaks when i try to go to imagevenue to have them host something, i'll stick to a coupla linx. clickity:
http://www.babeliciousbabes.com/cassia_riley_glasses/pics/13.jpg
http://girls.twistys.com/preview/360/05.jpg
mistafong
02-23-2009, 06:23 PM
Yet another "long time lurker" Jesus fuck, can't one be honest and just say..."Awww i can't pay $1 for the porn section anymore...can you guys just bump me to 100 so i can go back to downloading the porn here?"
i go back far enough on the old forum that i had full access there for free and on the new one right from when it started and i created my new account. but whatevrarz, you go right on thinking i'm some n00b desperate for the babe section and won't admit it, you've pwnt me thoroughly, i'll go sit in my closet reading my Super Ghey comics and rubbing my little turtle whilst quietly weeping.
mistafong
02-23-2009, 06:24 PM
This is the best noob ever!
buttsecks?
Satan
02-23-2009, 06:26 PM
shut the fuck up
Genius
02-23-2009, 06:28 PM
I'm come out of my closet from reading my super ghey comics and rubbing my little turtle for one fucking minute and what do I get? My entire lifestyle ridiculed. FUCK.
mistafong
02-23-2009, 06:38 PM
shut the fuck up
i'd love to oblige, sir, but your cat likes it when i whisper sweet nothings in his ear whilst polishing his colon polyps with my sandpaper wrapped cocks.
buttsecks?
You had me at butt
Satan
02-23-2009, 06:39 PM
i'd love to oblige, sir, but your cat likes it when i whisper sweet nothings in his ear whilst polishing his colon polyps with my sandpaper wrapped cocks.what the fuck?
Satan
02-23-2009, 06:41 PM
I figured that much
since my piece of shite pc freaks when i try to go to imagevenue to have them host something, i'll stick to a coupla linx. clickity:
http://www.babeliciousbabes.com/cassia_riley_glasses/pics/13.jpg
http://girls.twistys.com/preview/360/05.jpg
porn fail.
I figured that much
I think I like you
Alcestis
02-23-2009, 06:49 PM
here goes nothing - long time lurker here, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...
and here's a link to a picard facepalm, since i did read the rules for introdouchementification or something, or at least most of it, and this is close enough to a pic.
http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/picard-facepalm.jpg
A link? PICTURE! Long time lurker can't post images?
Some people just need to be spanked, whipped and chained.
UNC - get on it!
mistafong
02-23-2009, 07:03 PM
porn fail.
well i tried to find a half eskimo half japanese girl with buck teeth and a hare lip being anally probed by a cleft palate swedish midget with a swastika tattoo'd on his ballsack and an octopus crawling out his ass...you know, more your speed...but no such gold came sliding down the tubes of the internets into my waiting paws.
If you find that pic, you'll be a legend
mistafong
02-23-2009, 07:26 PM
If you find that pic, you'll be a legend
commencing searchification! :D
Phil Theehor
02-23-2009, 07:48 PM
New guy appears more stalker than lurker, but that bodes well (except for the inability to post pictures. That's pretty retarded).
Those who lurk usually integrate a lot better than the douche who finds us on google one day, signs up and starts posting "Hai Guys, OMFG, I'd da shiznit :D. You can't handle what I gots to say:eek:".... followed shortly by "Y R U NEGGING ME FAGGOTZ!"
Anyway, new guy, welcome to posting.
}{arlequin
02-23-2009, 08:20 PM
since my piece of shite pc freaks when i try to go to imagevenue to have them host something, i'll stick to a coupla linx. clickity:
http://www.babeliciousbabes.com/cassia_riley_glasses/pics/13.jpg
http://girls.twistys.com/preview/360/05.jpg
ie: i still can't post pics.
you'll do fine in the running threads.
Archangel
02-25-2009, 06:54 AM
Better than misterfatt
The Vietnamese are invading, apparently.
6655321
02-25-2009, 09:44 AM
this guy creeps me out.
FlipHKD
02-25-2009, 03:38 PM
back to lurking for you
Nature's Folly
02-25-2009, 04:01 PM
i go back far enough on the old forum that i had full access there for free and on the new one right from when it started and i created my new account. but whatevrarz, you go right on thinking i'm some n00b desperate for the babe section and won't admit it, you've pwnt me thoroughly, i'll go sit in my closet reading my Super Ghey comics and rubbing my little turtle whilst quietly weeping.
I like comics, I mean if you read "ghey" ones then so be it.