We Reek Of Win

[Syndicate]

The plan is to freak everyone out by hiding the Babe Forum & The File-Sharing forum. The question is what do we tell everyone?

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Federal Investigation into illegal file sharing.

[CrazyCarl]

say we got hacked by another site

[mongo]

if we tell them nothing, it gives us more options to fuck w/ them later.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

The thing I see about telling them nothing is the amount of emails we are gonna get over it.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

And I am the Evilgenius err evilguinness

[mongo]

if you blame it on the riaa, there will be plenty of panic mail.

[Syndicate]

The thing I see about telling them nothing is the amount of emails RICH we are is gonna get over it.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

There is no RICH in TEAM faggot.

[Syndicate]

There is no RICH in TEAM faggot.

I'm going to start forwarding all the e-mails and PM's I get asking stupid questions, and for help and shit here at GMF to you.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Sweet.

[Syndicate]

I gotta go to job #2 now. You guys figure this shit out and we'll plan on doing this next Monday. DO IT.

[NOTKyle]

If we do the RIAA thing we need to be specific, or you're going to get a TON of users asking to have their accounts deleted and whatnot. People are pussies. Going to have to say that they threatened legal action, and it went away by deleting the file sharing.

[nuclearjew]

Slickster's RIAA threat finally came to fruition!

[NOTKyle]

We can make a fake slickster dupe and do this shit right and tight.

[NOTKyle]

The password on the slickster account is abc123 if anybody wants to play around.

[The Dude]

I say no "overt" announcement, but I like the idea of mongo leaking what happened because we know he's a snitch, it will spread from there, kind of like his herpes.

the idea about this having to do with slickster's threat is pretty golden too.

[NOTKyle]

So in about 5 days the new slickster will complain to the RIAA, Rich will permaban him, and the legend of slickster will live on in infamy.

[The Dude]

ORRRRR....

something to do with RP and tax fraud or i don't know what

[mongo]

i like the idea of somebody leaking it too. it'd be like "telephone: gmf style".

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I would say you are all raping my plan, but there is no I in AWESOME.

[NOTKyle]

i like the idea of somebody leaking it too. it'd be like "telephone: gmf style".

Right. By the time it got to Claydon he'd be hearing that the Arrr I gay gay board was threatening to rape and pillage the village of Phoenix in order to find Bryan Ferry.

[Jericho]

Won't people wonder why we wouldn't ban slick's ass immediately?

[NOTKyle]

I don't care. Do what ya want.

You can ban it, make it public, and then we can say he got super pissed and alerted the RIAA about the file sharing.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Honestly I don't care how we go about it, the end result is gonna be epic unless some dumbass slips it.

[The Dude]

Won't people wonder why we wouldn't ban slick's ass immediately?

I don't care. Do what ya want.

You can ban it, make it public, and then we can say he got super pissed and alerted the RIAA about the file sharing.

What if we have a public poll about whether or not to let him stay?

if people think he should stay, then in 5 days we can just say he was here to fuck us

if people want him banned, in 5 days we can say he made good on his threat

[NOTKyle]

That's too much work, and clearly not the Syndicate way. It'd be fishy, and someone would need to control the dupe for 5 days.

I didn't even post any words with it and I'm sick of it already.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I'm not a fan of the slickster route. Especially with all the dirt we have on Slick. He wouldn't fucking dare to try it a second time.

[Jericho]

What if we have a public poll about whether or not to let him stay?

if people think he should stay, then in 5 days we can just say he was here to fuck us

if people want him banned, in 5 days we can say he made good on his threat
I guess. But I doubt anyone would believe rich would let him, although people are dumb

[The Dude]

ok, well then he should probably be banned within the hour

[NOTKyle]

ok, well then he should probably be banned within the hour

I'd say just someone ban him then say something about it in OT. My ideal situation is hiding the filesharing forum, and saying that the RIAA contacted Rich and we had to delete it then having the people hypothesize that it was slickster's fault all on their own.

[Satan]

I say to tell them mongo did it, but leak the rumor that it was for legal purposes

[mongo]

i say, fuck you.

also, that slickster acct should have been banned about 10 minutes ago.

[The Dude]

ok, well an admin *cough* rich or chris *cough* should quote his post in OT and say "banned" if we're really trying to keep up appearances

[mxlplkt]

Blame it on the comics since Fuld is in the process of moving and doesn't have internet access.

[Satan]

I can't ban from my phone.

[Candycane]

But you can take pics of your cock. just sayin'.

[Satan]

Good point

[Candycane]

Also about the filesharing forum. Didn't some girl's dad write to Rich bitching and griping his daughter was no whore but indeed there she was all nekkid. You could always say A Random Trashy Slut was reporting GMF to some titty oversight committee.

[Syndicate]

Also about the filesharing forum. Didn't some girl's dad write to Rich bitching and griping his daughter was no whore but indeed there she was all nekkid. You could always say A Random Trashy Slut was reporting GMF to some titty oversight committee.

That's happened about 15-20 times.

[Candycane]

That's happened about 15-20 times.

redonkulous.

[Titus_Pullo]

That's happened about 15-20 times.

How did that many find the random pics???

[Alcestis]

This is becoming complicated.

Hide the threads - give it less than 1 hour, and a poll/thread will start - that's when we just allow GMF to create there own theories as to what happened. Once we notice, where the "blame" is going, we feed it.

Play with the slickster account for a bit, ban it...hence, the beginning of conspiracy theory #1.

[Syndicate]

redonkulous.

How did that many find the random pics???


No idea. I get an e-mail about a different one usually about once every 2 months or so. I generally just delete the pics without saying anything because it's just easier that way.

Another fun fact is I get just as many plagiarism/copyright e-mails if not more. Some people get very pissy when you quote/link their articles and shit.

[Satan]

How did that many find the random pics???

Wacky wacky. I pray to god that never happens to me.

[CrazyCarl]

we should spread a bunch of different reasons. The 1st person who asks gets the RIAA reason, 2nd person gets the mongo/whoever screwup reason, 3rd person gets the Rich was drunk reason, 4th gets the RP's under Tax Fraud investigation, and the cycle repeats

[VoxAngelikus]

I think that in addition to the FS/Babe Forums being gone, we should also insinuate that there is a possibility that the disappearance is tied into the possible closing of GMF. That will really freak fuckers out.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Yeah I just posted that in the other thread. Really go hardcore, that GM has been sold, they don't like the forum, and it may be shut down completely.

[VoxAngelikus]

You could start it with the FSF, let the simmer for a while, and right when people start thinking that it's all a joke, bring in the second wave: not only is the FSF really gone, but now GMF is in trouble too. Just like the second plane hitting the WTC an hour later than the first one.

[Alcestis]

Yeah I just posted that in the other thread. Really go hardcore, that GM has been sold, they don't like the forum, and it may be shut down completely.

With not telling them anything, they will automatically assume the worse. For me, that's when it becomes a game.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Also I think it's fair that if anyone lets it slip that it's a ruse they get deleted.

[Satan]

I think we should add a swear filter the next day, just to see how people react to that.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I know right? That and make everyone who has a porn avatar take it down.

[Syndicate]

I'm leaning towards tell them nothing, and also me not posting anyplace but the mod forum while this goes down. That way all you guys can at least be like "WTF.. We have no idea what is going on and nobody can get a hold of Rich/has seen him."

[Satan]

It'd be even funnier to take off your admin title and make you look like a normal user.

[Syndicate]

It'd be even funnier to take off your admin title and make you look like a normal user.

I like the way you're thinking sir.

[Alcestis]

It'd be even funnier to take off your admin title and make you look like a normal user.

Oh, now the wheels are spinning! haha

[kid_vidrio]

"Recently GMF underwent a review by a Federal agency. The forums in question have been removed while they review all accounts and their related IPs. Sorry for any inconvenience, and if you haven't taken all the money out of your bank account yet and bought a ticket to Brasil, you should consider it. Fuck you."

[Syndicate]

I can modify my Furher usergroup to still give me admin access, but make me look like I am not an Admin.

[mongo]

how is this all going to end? syn just pops up out of a gopher hole and says "lulz, jokes on you, faggots!" or something a little more complex and devious?

[Syndicate]

how is this all going to end? syn just pops up out of a gopher hole and says "lulz, jokes on you, faggots!" or something a little more complex and devious?

Not sure.. Either way now I'm thinking maybe we let this ride more than 1 day.

[VoxAngelikus]

how is this all going to end? syn just pops up out of a gopher hole and says "lulz, jokes on you, faggots!" or something a little more complex and devious?
Five randomly selected moderators get to ban a non-moderator/admin member of their choice?

[Satan]

I can modify my Furher usergroup to still give me admin access, but make me look like I am not an Admin.Yeah, just change the little thing to give you the scum title or whichever one you'd have and then have it not appear on forum leaders, all of the sudden it looks like you're a normal poster. :D

[mongo]

Not sure.. Either way now I'm thinking maybe we let this ride more than 1 day.

yeah. i like this. you could really parley this shit into to "fuck w/ everybody round-93".

[Jericho]

We finally get jemeske back and now this

[Satan]

Introduce a little anarchy

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I hope all the regular members really fucking hate my guts when this is over.

*Steps back into shadows.

[Syndicate]

I'd probably have to demote the little brother too. Fuck... I can get rid of everyone that is an Admin. Just leave the mods. Make it look like RP or someone came in and booted everyone with any real power and deleted a bunch of shit.

[Jericho]

RP is a bastard!

[mongo]

people like claydon would fucking flip their top if they thought i had real power. lulz.

[Satan]

I'd probably have to demote the little brother too. Fuck... I can get rid of everyone that is an Admin. Just leave the mods. Make it look like RP or someone came in and booted everyone with any real power and deleted a bunch of shit.
We should just leave RP and Spuggy as admins (if Spuggy didn't sign back up, we can always create a dummy account)

[Syndicate]

We should just leave RP and Spuggy as admins (if Spuggy didn't sign back up, we can always create a dummy account)

Very good idea. Leave all the mods, and them.

[Syndicate]

We can also have all the mods say that the Mod Forum is gone as well, so they have no clue what is up.

[kid_vidrio]

Hey, where'd this forum go? I thought I was jsut typing in it.

[Satan]

We can also have all the mods say that the Mod Forum is gone as well, so they have no clue what is up.
Since all the admins would fall into various categories (scum, veteran, legend) we might want to just have all of us be in there as our primary user group, with admin as a secondary group, take admins off the forum leader listing and just put RP and spug into a seperate admin group that does display on there, or something along those lines.

And we need to put both RP and spug on invisible mode.

[kid_vidrio]

And say that Smuckers has been a federal mole all along.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

you guys are starting to make it too complicated

[kid_vidrio]

And if you signed up on teh old forum, but not the oldest forum, or on this forum but between the hours of 12-6, unless it was a tuesday or a saturday, unless the dates of those days were between the 3rd and teh 12th of any month....

Fuck it. Just make them disappear and let people start asking questions.

[The Dude]

so earlier when i was logged in as slickster (and even when i was logged out), i noticed that i could still see the admin/mod forum at the top of the page, it was just marked private under last post, but the thread and post count are still there.

it wasn't like this on the old forum (meaning it was invisible), wouldn't it help all of this if it were like that again?

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

so earlier when i was logged in as slickster (and even when i was logged out), i noticed that i could still see the admin/mod forum at the top of the page, it was just marked private under last post, but the thread and post count are still there.

it wasn't like this on the old forum (meaning it was invisible), wouldn't it help all of this if it were like that again?


Yeah that would be a really big problem since this thread is showing up as the last posts. Someone change the thread title, to something like Rep Challenge 40?

[The Dude]

you can't see that, it looks like this:

http://i42.tinypic.com/692be1.jpg

[The Dude]

compared to this:

http://i42.tinypic.com/692be1.jpg

[Syndicate]

you can't see that, it looks like this:

http://i42.tinypic.com/692be1.jpg

Yeah, there is no reason to rename this thread or anything like that.

[Syndicate]

Either way it's fixed now. If you aren't a mod or an admin it's like this forum doesn't exist.

[Titus_Pullo]

But can the VBookies see the mod forum as private?

[Syndicate]

But can the VBookies see the mod forum as private?

vBookies are essentially the same usergroup as established users, only they can create/settle vbookie events.

[Syndicate]

I just locked shit down some more btw. I did double check and vBookies can't see shit pertaining to the Mod Forum. I also cut out the BFF's and The Secretaries for the time being.

That being said how the fuck are we going to proceed now? I'm gonna go ahead and override some of you and just say we go with TELL THEM NOTHING, but how far do we go beyond that? Do we make it look like I am demoted? Do we make it look like all the admins are demoted, or do we just hide the threads. Those are our three options I think.

[The Dude]

maybe everyone you included gets demoted, but then the thing about that is that we have to basically let shit run wild for the duration. if on the other hand you just don't post outside of the mod forum, then maybe we can just say we haven't seen you and we have no idea what's going on.

[Jericho]

It'd be too much fun for him to just hide. Go big or go home

[Syndicate]

maybe everyone you included gets demoted, but then the thing about that is that we have to basically let shit run wild for the duration. if on the other hand you just don't post outside of the mod forum, then maybe we can just say we haven't seen you and we have no idea what's going on.

Oh we'll all still have admin powers. It'll just look like we don't. We can let a more than normal amount of bullshit ride to make it convincing, but anything big we can admin discretely.

[mongo]

this is going to get ugly and pretty all at the same time.

[007]

When will it take in effect again?

[Syndicate]

When will it take in effect again?

I'd like to do it Monday and stretch it out till Tuesday or Wednesday if we ever decide on a final plan of action.

[007]

In regards to emails, can you turn off that option? So if someone wants to bitch they can't. Get rid of any option to contact an admin/mod. This way everyone will seem helpless and out of options.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I just locked shit down some more btw. I did double check and vBookies can't see shit pertaining to the Mod Forum. I also cut out the BFF's and The Secretaries for the time being.

That being said how the fuck are we going to proceed now? I'm gonna go ahead and override some of you and just say we go with TELL THEM NOTHING, but how far do we go beyond that? Do we make it look like I am demoted? Do we make it look like all the admins are demoted, or do we just hide the threads. Those are our three options I think.


I think you should make a new account called "Site Administrator" like an outside gun has been hired in.

[Syndicate]

In regards to emails, can you turn off that option? So if someone wants to bitch they can't. Get rid of any option to contact an admin/mod. This way everyone will seem helpless and out of options.


You can shut off the e-mail stuff on your end in your User CP/Mod CP. As far as the contact us page e-mails those all go to me and me alone, so no worries there.

[Syndicate]

I think you should make a new account called "Site Administrator" like an outside gun has been hired in.

That's a good idea. Leave that one and RP and get rid of the rest.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

It might really scare them if RP is cut, and you weren't made a regular user, but a mod. And you are the only mod. That way it looks like the forum got sold the new guy cleaned house, but kept you sorta around for site support.

[Satan]

I say:

1. Make the babe forum disappear
2. Have Syndicate disappear (either look demoted or just not post)
3. add a swear filter after a day or so

[Syndicate]

Last day swear filter? That's a good one.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

That was my idea!

[VoxAngelikus]

I like the swear filter idea. That will really mess with some people. I also think that if shit starts disappearing, with no explanation, the resulting turmoil when people suddenly can't access things little by little will be very entertaining.


EDIT: Or, better yet, tell everyone that someone has bought GMF and is turning it into a new "Twilight" fan forum.

[WET HOT MESS]

FSF disappears. Richie makes a new account. Mod forum appears to be gone. Mod and admin appears to be demoted. Richie is demoted, but actually viewing from new account. Everyone goes crazy. No explanation. More anarchy.


Post count will still be unaccounted for. Can we disable them? Can we take away some other functions too and make this place as bare as possible? Can we take the banner away? We might as well reset rep again too. :D

[NOTKyle]

Reading the last two pages gave me a giant maniacal smile. I'm beyond excited for this.

[WET HOT MESS]

hand slaps!

[NOTKyle]

^20?

[WET HOT MESS]

I don't have that many fingers. Do you accept toes?

[Alcestis]

Ok, this may sound silly...but since I send off that "mom" vibe and we plan on using the swearing filter, can I have a role in you getting demoted, Rich. Purely on moral purpose? :D

And yes Joey, vicodin has kicked in.

[NOTKyle]

Why are we waiting until Monday? Let's get this shit going tonight.

[mongo]

cause syn has to finish up the torrent tracker first.

[NOTKyle]

I wanna get up inside your torrent track.

[nuclearjew]

So you want a virus then?

[WET HOT MESS]

That sounds like you wanna play with poo.

[VoxAngelikus]

FSF disappears. Richie makes a new account. Mod forum appears to be gone. Mod and admin appears to be demoted. Richie is demoted, but actually viewing from new account. Everyone goes crazy. No explanation. More anarchy.


Post count will still be unaccounted for. Can we disable them? Can we take away some other functions too and make this place as bare as possible? Can we take the banner away? We might as well reset rep again too. :D

Take away the GMF money. That will make people confused AND angry.

[WET HOT MESS]

Strip the games, the casino, the money of course, vbookies demoted, bettings all gone, less privileges. Ban a couple of random people. Hell, ban a couple of admins and mods after demotion. The banned ones can still view with another account.


Foxy Voxy, will you be Clyde to my Bonnie? Just the criminal part where we rob stuff.

[Jericho]

Going a little overboard there, honey

[mongo]

i agree w/ joel. also, this is going to be a shit ton of work for syn.

[WET HOT MESS]

Why not? It's just a couple of days. Mass confusion can be fun.

[WET HOT MESS]

i agree w/ joel. also, this is going to be a shit ton of work for syn.
PM Jericho for details.

[mongo]

PM Jericho for details.

too late. i already pm'd your mom.

[WET HOT MESS]

Mama Cyclops is a saint, you shut your dirty pie hole.

[Oggie]

I voted wrong.
I wanted "Tell them nothing."

[Blue]

Make a simple but fake rich religeous zealot's web page, start an account in their name, say they've bought it out as part of their Self Appointed Moral stance against the decline of American Standards.
GMF now stands for God Mustn't Fail.
Ban all foreigners, Mikey's swear filter idea, closed on sundays, delete FSF, etc.

[Muji]

back when i used to upload tons of porn to spermys ftp and sexuploader, i thought about uploading videos of a preacher telling you that masturbation was a sin and that you were going to hell and having people download them thinking they were porn, but i be lazy........

people get angry when you mess with their porn, hopefully this turns out to be awesome and someone goes nut

[VoxAngelikus]

maybe this will clear out some of the lurkers who only post 100 times so they can get free music and free porn.

i like blue's idea... send a site-wide announcement that from this point forward, GMF will keep the Sabbath holy by closing on Sundays.


EDIT: Also, can we get some vBookie shit up regarding this? I'd love to bet on which user will announce he is quitting first, or who will freak out first, etc.

[The Dude]

pfft...i think we all know you'd go all in on yourself

[Syndicate]

I've read through all this, and here's the final gameplan/schedule of how shit will go down.

LATE SUNDAY NIGHT
1. I hide the Babe Forum & Filesharing Forum.

2. I switch all Admins including myself to a different usergroup that'll make them look like regular users, but it'll still make them all Admins.

3. I create a new account called System Admin, and leave that account and RP as the two sole Admins.

4. I change the board logo/banner to this...

http://img203.imagevenue.com/loc190/th_72147_GMF_Logo_08_FAKE_122_190lo.jpg (http://img203.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=72147_GMF_Logo_08_FAKE_122_190lo.jpg )

MONDAY
1. You guys keep up the charade all day long. If anyone asks none of you have any idea what is going on, and nobody has been able to get a hold of me. During this time I won't post at all, and neither will my little brother.

2. Around 5:00 Central Time when I get off of job #2 I'll put the swear filter on.

3. Late Monday night I'll make a single WTF? kind of post in Off-Topic. Then maybe get on AIM for a bit. See if any non mods/admins message me and ask me anything. I'll just reply with "Sorting things out" or soemthign liek that then ignore them.

TUESDAY
1. We let all this ride ALL DAY LONG. By then people should be freaking.

2. Maybe make a few negative rep comments towards users with the System Admin account. Very robot like shit like, "INNOPROPRIATE CONTENT. CONSIDER THIS A WARNING - SYS ADMIN".


Then we end this late Tuesday night or Wednesday. Not sure exactly how to end it in a funny manner. I still need suggestions on that, but otherwise I feel this plan takes the best/most do-able/believe ideas that we all came up with.

So how's about it?

[WET HOT MESS]

You're the bestest!

[Syndicate]

Ohhh.. I left out on Sunday I'm also going to get rid of the frontpage completely.

[WET HOT MESS]

What about spam if they arise?

[WET HOT MESS]

Let em run wild?

[Syndicate]

What about spam if they arise?

I can close registration before we do all this, so it shouldn't be an issue.

[Alcestis]

Very smooth.

Love the banner, btw.

[WET HOT MESS]

Awesome. Nothing is being done with the money?

[Archangel]

You know, if people directed this sort of effort towards ending hunger or peace in the Middle Ea...


Fuck that, lulz > peace.

[Syndicate]

Awesome. Nothing is being done with the money?


I don't want to go resetting values again. Last time I did it with the rep I caused too many issues.

[WET HOT MESS]

S'all good. <3 gotta go bye.

[Face]

Ohhh.. I left out on Sunday I'm also going to get rid of the frontpage completely.
permanently or just for this?

[NOTKyle]

Should we just agree with people's theories? Spread any RIAA stuff? Or are we not keeping a united front on that issue and everyone should just do their own thing.

[Syndicate]

permanently or just for this?

Just for this.

[Face]

Just for this.
cool beans

[Alcestis]

Should we just agree with people's theories? Spread any RIAA stuff? Or are we not keeping a united front on that issue and everyone should just do their own thing.

We need to share all rep comment regarding everyones "thoughts" on the whats happening. Feed the fire from there, so to speak.

[Syndicate]

Should we just agree with people's theories? Spread any RIAA stuff? Or are we not keeping a united front on that issue and everyone should just do their own thing.


Just act like you would if all this suddenly REALLY went down without it being a joke, and without you having any knowledge of it. Theorize... Get paranoid... Go along with it.

Like if it where me, and someone brought up copyrighted material I'd be like, "That's a good possibility because Rich had been posting all these crazy cease and desist e-mails that he has been getting lately in the Mod Forum."

Shit like that will fuel their fear.

[NOTKyle]

Okay that's what I was thinking. I need to get into character.

[Face]

one of the advantages to being severely apathetic is that I hardly have to change my behaviour at all

yay!

[The Dude]

so hot right now

[The Dude]

Okay that's what I was thinking. I need to get into character.


made me think of scrubs when ted pretends to be elliot

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I say we end it with a big happy birthday gmf and let everyone say ****** for a day.

[mongo]

we should come up with about 5-10 standard replies to respond with from the system admin acct so that people are all getting the same shit.

[CrazyCarl]

we could let it go until March 14 and celebrate the anniversary of the hack

[CrazyCarl]

"I'm not at liberty to discuss that" and "Go fuck yourself"

[mongo]

"I'm not at liberty to discuss that" and "Go fuck yourself"

I had a few in mind

Continuing to use this type of language will result in a ban
Unacceptable image. Please delete.
Personal attacks will not be tolorated.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

You're fuckin out!

[CrazyCarl]

are we acting like this is a robot, or some guy that the new owner hired?

[mongo]

Strike four!

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I dunno.

[CrazyCarl]

your mom is a robot

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

true. it's also her birthday.

[VoxAngelikus]

Then we end this late Tuesday night or Wednesday. Not sure exactly how to end it in a funny manner. I still need suggestions on that, but otherwise I feel this plan takes the best/most do-able/believe ideas that we all came up with.


A funny way to end it would be to close the site to non mods/admins for a certain amount of time - like, a half a day, maybe a full day. When people try to login they get taken to a screen that says:

"The System Administrator has closed GMF due to excessive violations. Your information has been logged and will be forwarded through the proper channels to ensure that you will not be able to access the site in the future."

Or something official sounding like that. Then we can take bets on which users will try to log on the most or which users don't come back at all.

[Syndicate]

are we acting like this is a robot, or some guy that the new owner hired?


Like some new guy that just happens to be a real strict/straight laced asshole.

[bones12]

He should be named, "CrazyCarl".

[CrazyCarl]

that would be a good name for a robot

[RedBEARD]

that would be a good name for a robotA gay AIDz robot?

[Titus_Pullo]

Craig is back...and will have to be briefed.

Face, take off your underpants and smoosh them against his face.

[CrazyCarl]

A gay AIDz robot?
no

but RedBEARD would be a good name for a gay AIDz robot

[Jericho]

There's a homeless guy in town that calls me Red Beard, sometimes Red Dog

[CrazyCarl]

are you a gay AIDz robot?

[Jericho]

I don't know what that is

[Blue]

Is there still a mod/admin forum during this if anyone asks or did the Site Admin delete it?

[mongo]

we should also move all admin/mod talk to a forum i set up off site. it's www.ieatpeople.com.

and xfancy is a fat ugly darkie. wow. i tracked her to a site where she posts about her water proof hair problems.

[Oggie]

This is going to be great!

[Face]

so it occurred to me that during this little... experiment, all members with special usergroups, such as myself, Syn's BFFs and secretaries should revert back to whatever their normal status would be for their postcount, and then scream and cry about how their mod forum access was taken away

[Syndicate]

so it occurred to me that during this little... experiment, all members with special usergroups, such as myself, Syn's BFFs and secretaries should revert back to whatever their normal status would be for their postcount, and then scream and cry about how their mod forum access was taken away

I already took away Mod forum access from all the vanity usergroups except yours. The BFF's and the Secretaries are already out. As far as taking that away/switching it back it's all really easy, so don't worry about it Fatty.

[Syndicate]

Is there still a mod/admin forum during this if anyone asks or did the Site Admin delete it?

YES.. It'll still be here, and only we can see it even exists. All other users currently can't even see the link, so no need for an off-site place to chat. We'll still have this forum.

[Jericho]

YES.. It'll still be here, and only we can see it even exists. All other users currently can't even see the link, so no need for an off-site place to chat. We'll still have this forum.
Well,he's asking if someone like poppy or goat asks, should we say it's not there? I'm assuming that yeah, we don't know what happened to the mod forum

[Face]

I already took away Mod forum access from all the vanity usergroups except yours. The BFF's and the Secretaries are already out. As far as taking that away/switching it back it's all really easy, so don't worry about it Fatty.
I wasn't worried, I just wasn't sure if you'd thought of it

[mongo]

Well,he's asking if someone like poppy or goat asks, should we say it's not there? I'm assuming that yeah, we don't know what happened to the mod forum

a smart poster would still know it's here. all the posts count toward the new post count in the upper right hand corner of your screen. so, as soon as that number jumped up and no threads appeared posted in when visiting "new posts", one could conclude the mod/admin forum still exists. this would be easy to notice during the slow times here.

[Jericho]

Good thing a lot of our posters are rock stupid, then

[mongo]

people like goat will notice.

[RedBEARD]

a smart poster would still know it's here. all the posts count toward the new post count in the upper right hand corner of your screen. so, as soon as that number jumped up and no threads appeared posted in when visiting "new posts", one could conclude the mod/admin forum still exists. this would be easy to notice during the slow times here.I would seriously hope no one is that anal about this place that they would sit there and watch the fucking post count.

[CrazyCarl]

like how goat noticed he was on Global Ignore?

[Jericho]

people like goat will notice.
Well, maybe it's gone to us, but Rich and whoever are still talking in there

[mongo]

before being a mod, i would notice it late at night. like 3am or so. nobody would be posting but me and jericho or some shit, then all of a sudden, # of new posts jump up, and yet, i can see no new posts.

[CrazyCarl]

ghosts in the machine

[Jericho]

before being a mod, i would notice it late at night. like 3am or so. nobody would be posting but me and jericho or some shit, then all of a sudden, # of new posts jump up, and yet, i can see no new posts.
Yeah, you would say that shit, and I would tell you that there wasn't a fucking post in the mod forum in hours

[mongo]

Yeah, you would say that shit, and I would tell you that there wasn't a fucking post in the mod forum in hours

then i'd neg you to hell and back.

[RedBEARD]

before being a mod, i would notice it late at night. like 3am or so. nobody would be posting but me and jericho or some shit, then all of a sudden, # of new posts jump up, and yet, i can see no new posts.Is it the herp that makes you this way or what?

[Jericho]

then i'd neg you to hell and back.
No you wouldn't

[WET HOT MESS]

I notice posts count when I'm lurking too.

[Blue]

You skulk more than lurk.

[WET HOT MESS]

It's been awhile since this place was last fun.

[Blue]

RECTAL EXAMINATIONS FOR EVERYONE!

[WET HOT MESS]

Oh goody goody goody


*rears up*

[Blue]

You've been practising haven't you.

[WET HOT MESS]

favorite stretching position.

[Blue]

Somewhere to rest my beer and ashtray.

[WET HOT MESS]

It's kinda rounded off. You might be able to put the beer bottle neck in, but there won't be room for the ashtray. Or you could try balancing the ashtray, but that's a little tricky.

[Gary_Busey]

I've got something to put in it.

[WET HOT MESS]

Is it a plug?

[Gary_Busey]

No, guess again.

[WET HOT MESS]

Toilet paper?

[Gary_Busey]

Nope, a shoe.

[WET HOT MESS]

No feets right?

[Gary_Busey]

Nope, just the shoe. I don't have anywhere else to put it.

[Blue]

Nope, a shoe.

A winklepicker?

http://www.kaboodle.com/hi/img/a/0/0/9/1/AAAACq-gM38AAAAAAAkUng.jpg

[WET HOT MESS]

That looks more fun against the clit than in the butthole.

[Gary_Busey]

I was gonna go with NB, for comfort.

http://sneakernews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/new-balance-m576-nga-vintage-3.jpg

Comes in Gorillamask Green.

[Blue]

Kicking her in the vag would be like putting your foot in one of these full od jelly.

http://www.garrisonsafety.net/images/gum-boot.jpg

[WET HOT MESS]

You guys are sadistic.

[CrazyCarl]

before being a mod, i would notice it late at night. like 3am or so. nobody would be posting but me and jericho or some shit, then all of a sudden, # of new posts jump up, and yet, i can see no new posts.
System Admin is making those posts, talking to RP or whoever the other admins/mods are

[Syndicate]

I can make posts in the Mod Forum not count towards post counts.

[Syndicate]

DONE. Post #2150

[Syndicate]

Still at 2149.

[Syndicate]

AND STILL AT 2149.

[Syndicate]

All that glitters is gold.

[Syndicate]

2149.

[mongo]

but the post count in the upper right hand corner is still going up. whatever. what carl said will work.

[Jericho]

You're the man now, dog

[Face]

sexified

[Syndicate]

Mongo.. I want my full name and address RIGHT NOW.

[Face]

I wouldn't mind knowing Rich's last name

[mongo]

richard reznor
505 feettheninches ave.
bearsville, il 53421

[Jericho]

That doesn't look right

[mongo]

yeah, i might have screwed up the zip code.

[Syndicate]

I bet Mongo knows it, but won't post it cause he is scared.

[mongo]

i've never really looked for yours. if i wanted, i think i could pull street names off the pics of your house being built that your bro posted on old gmf. but even then, it'd probably end up something like broadway and 1st.

[Syndicate]

i've never really looked for yours. if i wanted, i think i could pull street names off the pics of your house being built that your bro posted on old gmf. but even then, it'd probably end up something like broadway and 1st.


There is something seriously wrong with you.

[mongo]

many things probably.

[Face]

There is something seriously wrong with you.
understatement of the year

[Syndicate]

Either way my point here is the only person as fucking weird as you is Anita. You two are the only ones that are going to notice that post number go up. You're both weird... Not right... God has forsaken you both.

[mongo]

i don't believe in god.

[Jericho]

Either way my point here is the only person as fucking weird as you is Anita. You two are the only ones that are going to notice that post number go up. You're both weird... Not right... God has forsaken you both.
That isn't really true. most times I click on that number and if it goes up,I'll check out the posts, if it stays the same,I do something else

[Syndicate]

Well fuck me.... Forget the plan then because 3 of you will notice the post count going up. GAME OFF.

[mongo]

no. game on! carl came up w/ the cover!

[Syndicate]

Mongo ruins everything.

[Gary_Busey]

Goddamn, I hate you Mongo.

[WET HOT MESS]

System admin doing test posts in mod forum. But can you make it so that ours posts in here does not get added to our post count? This way new posts doesn't get pointed in our direction.

[mongo]

System admin doing test posts in mod forum. But can you make it so that ours posts in here does not get added to our post count? This way new posts doesn't get pointed in our direction.

he already did that nooB!

[Jericho]

System admin is scurry

[WET HOT MESS]

THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS THE PROBLEM?!?!

[mongo]

so this goes down in less than 24 hours. i won't have dick for internet access on sunday night unless i go to a place that has wifi. (moving and don't get my new service until between 10am on monday and 10 am on tuesday). anyway, i think we need to get a thread started up in here to post pm's, reps, and emails pertaining to this. i'll probably still try and post from my phone and school, also, i'm sure bizz will be texting me as soon as shit goes down. (fucking faggot billy game him my number). i'm just gonna play the "i don't know. wtf!" angle.

[Jericho]

Today....will live in infamy!

[Syndicate]

10 Hours.

[Titus_Pullo]

I will not be here from March 2nd till March 12th. Like anyone would miss me anyways. :(

But I look forward to seeing all that went down.

[The Dude]

10 Hours.

bow chika wow wow

[Syndicate]

Usergroups are all set. I changed our usergroup to "Administrator", and created a new one based off of it called "Administrators". What I'll do is switch RP and System Admin (Who Hasn't Been Created Yet) to "Administrators", set that usergroup to show up on the Forum Leaders page, and then they're done. As far as us, well all stay set as "Administrator", but I'll set our secondary and display group as "Established", and then set "Administrator" to NOT display on the Forum Leaders page. This will basically keep all of us as is, but it'll look like we're common folk. We'll all DISPLAY Scum, Legends, Etc. based on post count. As far as Sammy, I'm just gonna move him over to "Administrator" so he'll still be in on this. The Secretaries & BFF's have already been cut out of the loop, so I'll just make them all "Established" for the sake of making things easy.

Anything I miss? Anyone?

[007]

Sneaky, sneaky sir...

[Syndicate]

This should all give the illusion that all the Admins have been demoted, and all the vanity groups (Big Fat Worthless Bitch, Syndicate's BFF, and Syndicate's Personal Secretaries) have all been deleted.

[mongo]

i have plans to go to the bar and get drunk tonight. i may just have to go to one w/ wifi. this shitstorm may be too good to be missed.

[007]

so this goes down in less than 24 hours. i won't have dick for internet access on sunday night unless i go to a place that has wifi. (moving and don't get my new service until between 10am on monday and 10 am on tuesday). anyway, i think we need to get a thread started up in here to post pm's, reps, and emails pertaining to this. i'll probably still try and post from my phone and school, also, i'm sure bizz will be texting me as soon as shit goes down. (fucking faggot billy game him my number). i'm just gonna play the "i don't know. wtf!" angle.

Yeah a thread that contains the comments/PM's would be great.