SERIOUSLY... Let's Buy My Brother A Hooker

[Syndicate]

I am 100% dead serious here. It started out as a joke, but I REALLY want to get my little brother laid. For those of you that don't know him, he is one of the admins here on the board (Erased). He is also one of the most awesome people you will ever meet. He is 24 years old, and was born with a disease called Spina Bifida. Due to this disease he comes in at just around 4' tall, and cannot walk. He has been wheelchair bound since birth, and has had well over 100 serious spinal/neurological surgeries since he was born.

The dude needs to get laid. He needs this, but with my house, my investments, and the current economy I can't afford it alone. His birthday is coming up on May 23rd, and by then I would love to raise enough cash to get him the best they got at the Bunny Ranch in Vegas. Hence the PayPal donate. I will match whatever you goons come up with, and hopefully it'll be enough to support the cause.

I do a lot here at GMF for all you guys. Way more than what I get paid for, and although he doesn't post as much as me he'd been right there with me the entire time busting ass and helping me out here. He does so much for you guys. YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

So help a kid out, and let's show The Make A Wish Foundation what's up. This could seriously be the coolest thing we could EVER do here at GMF. FUCKING HISTORY.

DONATE GODDAMNIT! (http://www.teamrawdog.com)

[mongo]

lulz. poor ass.

[BeeRand]

How much does a bunny ranch encounter typically cost?

I gave you some moneys.

[Syndicate]

From $37.00 to $124.00 FUCK YEAH MAN. This is awesome, and YES... All of this will be documented if/when it goes down. Not the sex part of course.. I'm not taping that shit, but you'll all see pics of the little bro at The Ranch, and pics of the girl.

[Jericho]

If I get a job in the next couple months, count me in for 20

[xfancy]

i'll donate too! it may not be much, but it'll be something

[mongo]

highest donation get's syn's job!

[Gary_Busey]

I donated $1. I'm fucking poor.

[mongo]

i donated everything i have left over from my february stipend money. actually, a rather large chunk.

[Trident]

I'm selling some stuff on eBay at the moment, I'll divert whatever I get for it towards this.

[mongo]

i donated everything i have left over from my february stipend money. actually, a rather large chunk.

the state of washington would be so proud!

[Trident]

Live web link?

[Syndicate]

Fucking Sweet... $172.27. Thanks everyone.

[Gary_Busey]

You better get him something nice, asshole.

[Titus_Pullo]

The morning crew has the real bucks, so I hope that goes up a ways Monday morning.

[Syndicate]

You better get him something nice, asshole.


IT WILL BE THE BEST.

[UNC]

I am poor but I am willing to be the hooker

[Le Goat]

this thread needs more Joey PS Contest Pics. That'll be the visual's needed to get the cash rollin in

[Syndicate]

this thread needs more Joey PS Contest Pics. That'll be the visual's needed to get the cash rollin in

I can get pics up of the little fucker tommorow.

[hatepoppy]

somehow i dont see a pscontest like that flyin.

edit: well color me retarded.

[Le Goat]

I can get pics up of the little fucker tommorow.

We already have the PS ones...

[Nature's Folly]

I'll donate some cash soon, let me get paid again...this friday coming up. You have my word. Unless i forget.

[Le Goat]

somehow i dont see a pscontest like that flyin.

edit: well color me retarded.


yup. twas a decent one... I'll find one of my shitty entries

[Syndicate]

We already have the PS ones...

I forgot he already had a PS contest about him. Either way I'll get new pics when I go over there tommorow.

[Gary_Busey]

I don't think I've ever seen a pic of him.

[Syndicate]

I don't think I've ever seen a pic of him.


http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?t=7067&highlight=erased

[Le Goat]

I don't think I've ever seen a pic of him.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b178/chknfaqr/Gimp_sexerased.jpg

[Erased]

I couldn't see shit out of those beer goggles...I thought it was funny. Needless to say about 5 minutes later, I wheeled off of one of my friend's front porch.

http://i41.tinypic.com/9glog6.jpg

[hatepoppy]

wanna make out?

[The Dude]

ahahahahahahahaha

[Le Goat]

you look like mongo there

[Gary_Busey]

I couldn't see shit out of those beer goggles...I thought it was funny. Needless to say about 5 minutes later, I wheeled off of one of my friend's front porch.

http://i41.tinypic.com/9glog6.jpg
Avenged Sevenfold? Really? Dunn get to you?

[hatepoppy]

hey man, theyre fucking hard core.

[The Dude]

I am 100% dead serious here. It started out as a joke, but I REALLY want to get my little brother laid. For those of you that don't know him, he is one of the admins here on the board (Erased). He is also one of the most awesome people you will ever meet. He is 24 years old, and was born with a disease called Spina Bifida. Due to this disease he comes in at just around 4' tall, and cannot walk. He has been wheelchair bound since birth, and has had well over 100 serious spinal/neurological surgeries since he was born.

The dude needs to get laid. He needs this, but with my house, my investments, and the current economy I can't afford it alone. His birthday is coming up on May 23rd, and by then I would love to raise enough cash to get him the best they got at the Bunny Ranch in Vegas. Hence the PayPal donate. I will match whatever you goons come up with, and hopefully it'll be enough to support the cause.

I do a lot here at GMF for all you guys. Way more than what I get paid for, and although he doesn't post as much as me he'd been right there with me the entire time busting ass and helping me out here. He does so much for you guys. YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

So help a kid out, and let's show The Make A Wish Foundation what's up. This could seriously be the coolest thing we could EVER do here at GMF. FUCKING HISTORY.

DONATE GODDAMNIT! (http://www.teamrawdog.com)

you never told me your brother was taller than you

[Erased]

Avenged Sevenfold? Really? Dunn get to you?

I liked their first album. That was it.

[Erased]

you never told me your brother was taller than you

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahaha!

[}{arlequin]

i'm too fucked up to read through all this, but based on the thread title alone, i'm in. one thing... i wanna see a pic of this. otherwise, fuck yeah.

[nuclearjew]

I donated a ten spot because everyone needs to get laid sometime.

[nuclearjew]

And because charity is when you do something good while other people are watching.

[mongo]

being only 4' tall must make your dick look much more impressive.

[zaphrodesiac]

I'll throw in, but only if it's a 350lb black chick

[mongo]

xfancy?

[zaphrodesiac]

I'm gonna start a thread like this next time I'm in Vegas and I'm hungry for a Tro-job.

[Jericho]

If DOCTOR Pizzle doesn't donate at least 50 bucks, he admits he works at the damn Taco Bell

[mongo]

why not just learn how to bet and turn $10 into $50000 like a real man?

[TylerDurden]

come thursday i'm in it to win it.

[Bizz]

I hope this happens, Erased is good people. I hope we can get him a whole weekend of balls out fun. If you're gonna get a hooker might as well get some blow and Viagra too. Wait, I hope we can get him 2 chicks for a whole weekend.

[Jericho]

I hope this happens, Erased is good people. I hope we can get him a whole weekend of balls out fun. If you're gonna get a hooker might as well get some blow and Viagra too. Wait, I hope we can get him 2 chicks for a whole weekend.
A whole weekend? That'd prolly be like 10 Gs

[Jericho]

I will say though that this is pretty cool. Gorillamask is like a fucking family, man. We're brothers. How many other forums do you know that would band together and pay real money to help out one of their own? It's fuckin beautiful

[Bizz]

A whole weekend? That'd prolly be like 10 Gs

Dude fuck the ranch. You pay like a million times more because it's legal. In Canada escorts are totally legal and many American business men come to fuck our escorts.

This chick is in my city and 24 hours is 3500$.

http://www.kylee-smith.com/home.html

[mongo]

i wonder if jenna haze would take pitty and give up an hour of her time for 2k.

[Jericho]

Dude fuck the ranch. You pay like a million times more because it's legal. In Canada escorts are totally legal and many American business men come to fuck our escorts.

This chick is in my city and 24 hours is 3500$.

http://www.kylee-smith.com/home.html
That's a steal. That bitch is hot. 300 bucks for a fuck? I've spent more at a strip club.

[Bizz]

That's a steal. That bitch is hot. 300 bucks for a fuck? I've spent more at a strip club.

At this juncture in my life, I'd pay for sex if I wasn't so cheap/broke. Chicks be fucking crazy yo.

[mongo]

fuck that. i make chicks pay me for sex. that's right joey, my amazing peen is helping fund your gimp ass.

[Jericho]

fuck that. i make chicks pay me for sex. that's right joey, my amazing peen is helping fund your gimp ass.
You make em pay extra for the condom?

[Bizz]

Speaking of condoms. I insist we find a certifiably clean woman so Erased can skip the jimmy hat. Nothing but the best.

[Jericho]

Speaking of condoms. I insist we find a certifiably clean woman so Erased can skip the jimmy hat. Nothing but the best.
From what I've seen on HBO, they make you. They don't know if you're clean.

[mongo]

you pay enough, i'm sure they'll let you fuck 'em w/ magic johnson's dick.

[Jericho]

you pay enough, i'm sure they'll let you fuck 'em w/ magic johnson's dick.
Not at a brothel. That shit's clean and regulated. They make you wear a rubber for a beej

[mongo]

then fuck the bunny ranch. i'm with bizz on this one. fuck the jimmy hat.

[zaphrodesiac]

then fuck the bunny ranch. i'm with bizz on this one. fuck the jimmy hat.

You have a fucking STD!

[mongo]

You have a fucking STD!

at least it would give joey something to take his mind off his other problems!

[Phil Theehor]

What's the tally now?

[Skybase]

Syn, just threw you some moneyz as well. What we up to now anyhow? He gettin' some yet?

[hatepoppy]

he's nowhere close, im sure.

[Skybase]

he's nowhere close, im sure.

May be surprised.

[hatepoppy]

what was it last night? 5 donations totaling 35 bucks and change?

unless u threw down a few hundred, im not sure much has changed.

[Jericho]

what was it last night? 5 donations totaling 35 bucks and change?

unless u threw down a few hundred, im not sure much has changed.
I thought he was close to two hundy last night

[hatepoppy]

I thought he was close to two hundy last night
oh no shit? then someone got an update i missed. still, doesnt he need over a grand?

[Jericho]

Fucking Sweet... $172.27. Thanks everyone.

[nuclearjew]

hahah I threw down ten bucks last night. Drunk!

[Jericho]

hahah I threw down ten bucks last night. Drunk!
You also banned the JackKer. Danke

[hatepoppy]

wow less fail than i thought. good damn times. also, lulz @ trojob.

[Jericho]

trojob?

[nuclearjew]

wow less fail than i thought. good damn times. also, lulz @ trojob.
Fucking zaph left his trojob trojan on my fucking bed. Asshole

[Jericho]

I, I get it now. Never heard that before

[hatepoppy]

I'm gonna start a thread like this next time I'm in Vegas and I'm hungry for a Tro-job.
im guessing zackers was referring to teh condom'd blowjobs.

[ShitBreak]

I just put it over 200 bucks.

I better get some GOOD pics, Rich.

[Bizz]

We need thermometer graph. Like all good charities.

[nuclearjew]

I made fun of him for paying like $200 to get a tro-job. And I think it was a handjob too lulz. I was out of the room at the time, I was busy losing money at the sportsbook :(

[hatepoppy]

We need thermometer graph. Like all good charities.
and it should be shaped like a dick coming out of a wheelchair.

[Jericho]

I made fun of him for paying like $200 to get a tro-job. And I think it was a handjob too lulz. I was out of the room at the time, I was busy losing money at the sportsbook :(
I am ze king of ze NFL parlay, my friend

[Bizz]

and it should be shaped like a dick coming out of a wheelchair.

Yes.

[Aegis]

Call HBO and get the shit free!

I don't think they've featured a disabled person on Cat House yet. I'll try to toss some his way on Friday. Gave all my play monies to the local fucking indians this weekend.

[Superhuman]

I'd totally put in a few $......but I don't have a paypal account.

[Syndicate]

Well we've raised enough so far to basically get him an awesomely decent night at the strip club, or possibly a local escort. Thanks everyone that donated.

[Bizz]

There is no sex in the champagne room. (And it's not wheel chair accessible)

[Shannon!MD!!!]

This is amazing. I would have done it for $50 and a bottle of peach-flavored Andre

[Syndicate]

There is no sex in the champagne room. (And it's not wheel chair accessible)

Actually at one local strip club there is if you get the right girl, and the right amount of money.

[Bizz]

Actually at one local strip club there is if you get the right girl, and the right amount of money.

Just get an escort so your brother can relax and enjoy himself. Or Shannon.

[Syndicate]

This is amazing. I would have done it for $50 and a bottle of peach-flavored Andre

Oh we've raised enough to cover that. Have your boyfriend fly you into town, and so long as you put out the money is all yours.

[hatepoppy]

This is amazing. I would have done it for $50 and a bottle of peach-flavored Andre
rich, get the shit on this.

[Syndicate]

rich, get the shit on this.


Already on it man.

[Bizz]

How awesome would it be if all the women of GMF gave Joey some loving?

[hatepoppy]

and if that goes down, pics are a must.

[}{arlequin]

can we get a hold of danse for this too?

[hatepoppy]

dude, the point is to not have to use a condom...

[}{arlequin]

she could just wiggle n strip n shit, while others service him

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

If this goes south, I'm pretty sure I can get him laid by a pretty good looking girl with no diseases. For free.

[Bizz]

If he tells chicks this is how he got in the chair he should get a discount.

http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1235607168/Giant_Bike_Jump

[Face]

so what happens if there's money leftover?

[Datači]

You won't get laid, Face.

[BeeRand]

so what happens if there's money leftover?

United Negro College Fund

[janois]

Is this tax deductable?

[}{arlequin]

THEY ARE TAKING THE MONEY AND SHUTTING DOWN THE FORUM

[}{arlequin]

good thing i saved pics

[}{arlequin]

<3

[Vagrant]

Am I the only one that can see this is back?

[Syndicate]

Am I the only one that can see this is back?


No. I think everyone else is just busy with the other madness.

[hatepoppy]

dix!

[hatepoppy]

heh whewres teh fund @?

[ShitBreak]

So where we at, Rich?

I was so worried our money went to ka-put.

[hatepoppy]

they would appear to be busy. or drinking. or busy drinking. either way, im drinking.

[Mr. Brown]

Where does Erased live? I may know some women who will do it. Not for free but I'm sure for less than the bunny ranch.

[Limp]

Joey does not leik teh blaks. GTFO!

[Mr. Brown]

black and chinese?

[ruffdog]

so what happens if there's money leftover?

we'll buy you some donuts k?

[Le Goat]

Hey Rich, you take Peso's?

[Limp]

black and chinese?
Black and yellow? You renting him a school bus or something?

[WET HOT MESS]

Close. Kimora Lee.

[Mr. Brown]

no she looks better than that

[WET HOT MESS]

Thank goodness.

[hatepoppy]

more like spank goodness.

[hatepoppy]

what?

[Bizz]

We need thermometer graph. Like all good charities.


http://i44.tinypic.com/14vl6p4.jpg

[Skybase]

what was it last night? 5 donations totaling 35 bucks and change?

unless u threw down a few hundred, im not sure much has changed.

I threw down $20, and with the total he was mentioning needed on page 1 I figured I can't be the only one that donated around that much. wouldnt' have taken much more. Saweet. Get that bro laid.

[Deadhead Derek]

If I get a job in the next couple months, count me in for 20
^

[Daydreamer]

Make sure the ho has real titties, none of those fake bewbz.

[The Dude]

Make sure the ho has real titties, none of those fake bewbz.

wise man once said "if i can touch them, they are real"

[ShitBreak]

Try to find a ho that has one real and one fake....that way Joey can sample the goods.

[Limp]

Try to find a ho that has one real and one fake....that way Joey can sample the goods.
Only your faggot ass would find that to be a good solution for a problem.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

donated!

[Syndicate]

Thanks Mikey.

[Le Goat]

NO PESO'S. NO POON!

[The Dude]

i'll throw more in after i get paid again

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I would like this song to be played before or during.

quSXEpr0e4Y

[Jericho]

How old is Joe?

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Thanks Mikey.


No problem. He's good people.

[Syndicate]

How old is Joe?
24

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

FUCKING A

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Is this part of the GMF Vegas 09 thing that we've all talked about for years, or is this a special trip?

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Because if it is maybe we can negotiate a group discount.

[Bill Paxton]

id throw in if i could remember my paypal password. When are you guys going? I've always wanted to go to vegas.

[janois]

What is the tally so far? Last I heard was 130ish. Plenty of people dropped cash since then.

[Alcestis]

Donated.

I'm going to hell. DOUBLE UP, JOEY! <3

[Limp]

MOMMY? YOU SUPPORT HOOKERZ!

Does this mean I can has one?

[ShitBreak]

I'm going to Vegas in May. I'll write up some scouting reports.

[redsox39]

Best. Thread. Ever.

[Alcestis]

MOMMY? YOU SUPPORT HOOKERZ!

Does this mean I can has one?

$0.05

cool?

[Limp]

$0.05

cool?
I thought your rate would be a bit higher than that considering your experience.

I'll take two please.

[Trident]

Can we have a poll to select which hooker he gets? We'll need actual pictures.

[redsox39]

Can we have a poll to select which hooker he gets? We'll need actual pictures.
The would be the Best.Poll.Ever.

[Alcestis]

I thought you're rate would be a bit higher than that considering your experience.

I'll take two please.

ok ok ok $1.50, last offer. Whiny Texan.

[Limp]

I'm gonna fuck the California outta you girl

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Poll added.

[Alcestis]

I'm gonna fuck the California outta you girl

Bring something with a Louis Vuitton logo and tulips. Got it? Good.

[Limp]

Bring something with a Louis Vuitton logo and tulips. Got it? Good.
I thought you were suppsed to provide the twolips.... what am I paying for?

[hatepoppy]

i is virginz i can haz horz?

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Can I wear the Scream Mask - the mask from the Scream movies, while I'm doing you from behind?

[hatepoppy]

plzdaddyno!

[6655321]

i just like pussy.

[hatepoppy]

whats pussy?

[Limp]

whats pussy?
Click HERE (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=222) for more info.

[6655321]

oh noes.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

How was that not meatspin? Or Poppy's face and fro shooped onto meatspins balls?

[6655321]

limp's getting older and more maturer.

[hatepoppy]

i iz wut i eetz?

[Limp]

I feel dirty now...

[}{arlequin]

Bring something with a Louis Vuitton logo and tulips. Got it? Good.
where's the line?


http://i40.tinypic.com/a2gd9l.jpg http://i39.tinypic.com/jggkrr.jpg

[hatepoppy]

stop gayin the thread up talkin to billy crystal's wife in the princess bride.

[6655321]

stop gayin the thread up talkin to billy crystal's wife in the princess bride.

i get that reference.

[hatepoppy]

i get that reference.
thats bc ur a manly motherfucker like me.

[6655321]

thats bc ur a manly motherfucker like me.

troof.

[Jericho]

No, I would not pay upwards of 7-800 dollars to fuck a bunny ranch skeezer

[mongo]

i want a current total of funds raised.

[hatepoppy]

i want a pony!

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I want all of gmf minus jt and a few others to admit they'd take it however they can get it.

[redsox39]

I want all of gmf minus jt and a few others to admit they'd take it however they can get it.

Fully admit it. I am married.

[Jericho]

I want all of gmf minus jt and a few others to admit they'd take it however they can get it.
Sure, but not for the prices they charge at the bunny ranch.I'd deff take that chick bizzle posted for 3 hundy, though

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I would like to have a poon off versus JT in a strange town. But not free-for-all poon off... team score poon off. See how much shit can get knocked down as a squadron in 3 days.

[hatepoppy]

I want all of gmf minus jt and a few others to admit they'd take it however they can get it.
i take what the fuck i want.

[Bizz]

I would like to have a poon off versus JT in a strange town. But not free-for-all poon off... team score poon off. See how much shit can get knocked down as a squadron in 3 days.

I love you like a brother, but JT has tug boat poon. TUG BOAT! Nobody can compete with that.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Exactly

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Not competing against him. Competing with him.

[Jericho]

Not competing against him. Competing with him.
Well,what fun is that? If you just want to know what it's like to be JT, say so.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

That makes no sense.

[Bizz]

Not competing against him. Competing with him.

I also love you like a lover.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I don't wanna know what it's like to be JT cause I don't like Mexicans.

[Jericho]

That makes no sense.
Neither does competing "with" someone. Who are your opponents

[Bizz]

I would gladly take JT's seconds. I think I'll move and become his head of security.

[Caronte]

I don't wanna know what it's like to be JT cause I don't like Mexicans.
Shit, I don't like them...

[Limp]

I like mexican mothers of people who post on internet forums under the name 'Caronte'.

[Caronte]

They make a mean pozole.

[6655321]

the mexican food i ate last night was very delicious.

[The Dude]

I want all of gmf minus jt and a few others to admit they'd take it however they can get it.

i be pickin' and choosin'

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Shit, I don't like them...


Let me rephrase that. I don't like Mexicans other than you.

[JT]

I had mexican for dinner, and after.

[vasili denisov]

I'm having difficulty giving, probably because Paypal has something against my jewishness. Or my jewishness has something against giving. Either or.

[6655321]

stereotypes are always fun.

[Syndicate]

We're right at $300.00, which like I said I'll match. For $600 I should have enough to get him a REALLY good night at the strip club, where I can probably talk a hoe into at least blowing him. YES, there is a place around here where there is SOME sex in the campaign room. It's better than nothing. I guess I could check for a local hooker/escort, but I seriously don't even know where to begin with that one. Anyways, thanks to everyone that has donated.

[The Dude]

His birthday isn't until may right? I'd say let the donations come in until at least mid april. Like i said, i threw a little, but i'll throw more next week when i get paid.

[mongo]

i agree. let this roll. i'll have stipend money left over the end of the month again. it's either this or more booze for me.

[6655321]

is joey down with fuckin a hooker?

[ShitBreak]

I don't think it's his decision.

[The Dude]

is joey down with fuckin a hooker?

if we raise enough money, he will fuck a hooker whether he likes it or not

[Trident]

Have you asked the parents to contribute something?

[Kerjack]

His birthday isn't until may right? I'd say let the donations come in until at least mid april. Like i said, i threw a little, but i'll throw more next week when i get paid.

[Syndicate]

His birthday isn't until may right? I'd say let the donations come in until at least mid april. Like i said, i threw a little, but i'll throw more next week when i get paid.

Correct. His birthday is on May 23rd. I'm gonna let this ride until then.

is joey down with fuckin a hooker?

I don't think it's his decision.

if we raise enough money, he will fuck a hooker whether he likes it or not

I coudln't have said it better than Siggy already did.

Have you asked the parents to contribute something?

My mother would flip, and my father is a cheap mother fucker.

[Bizz]

May 23 is also my birthday so can I get next?

[Limp]

We're right at $300.00, which like I said I'll match. For $600 I should have enough to get him a REALLY good night at the strip club, where I can probably talk a hoe into at least blowing him. YES, there is a place around here where there is SOME sex in the campaign room. It's better than nothing. I guess I could check for a local hooker/escort, but I seriously don't even know where to begin with that one. Anyways, thanks to everyone that has donated.
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[Mr. Brown]

We're right at $300.00, which like I said I'll match. For $600 I should have enough to get him a REALLY good night at the strip club, where I can probably talk a hoe into at least blowing him. YES, there is a place around here where there is SOME sex in the campaign room. It's better than nothing. I guess I could check for a local hooker/escort, but I seriously don't even know where to begin with that one. Anyways, thanks to everyone that has donated.
For $600+ You can find a great clean girl who will let you brother and maybe even you do whatever you want to her. They girls on ghetto gaggers get like $800 and that's b/c they know the guys are gonna make more money later with the sales.

[Desperado]

I guess I could check for a local hooker/escort, but I seriously don't even know where to begin with that one.

You should try craigslist, I read this morning that escorts are doing very well on there.

[Syndicate]

You should try craigslist, I read this morning that escorts are doing very well on there.


Yeah.. The police are doing well on there too. I'm not going to get arrested over this shit. Fuck that.

[ruffdog]

this is a scam to get Syndicate a hooker.

[jemeske]

A city councilman from the Omaha area just got arrested via a craigslist hooker sting.

[Desperado]

Yeah.. The police are doing well on there too. I'm not going to get arrested over this shit. Fuck that.

http://www.spike.com/video/hooker-cop/2899817

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLLaswgZw5g

[Bizz]

http://www.spike.com/video/hooker-cop/2899817

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLLaswgZw5g

If she is a fiend for crack, she isn't a cop.

[redsox39]

http://www.spike.com/video/hooker-cop/2899817

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLLaswgZw5g


Nude Modeling question! Awesome!

[vasili denisov]

A city councilman from the Omaha area just got arrested via a craigslist hooker sting.
This is a clear sign that the state should raise salaries so councilmen wouldn't have to resort to side income.

[Killswitch]

Here's a few dollars to cover the condom's you'll be needing.

[WET HOT MESS]

So.. can we get a progress report? Also, happy belated birfday Wichie! Did you ever get to mailing the stuff?

[Killswitch]

To keep the hopes up of this brother getting his pepe sucked on I'll donate a few more dollars every few weeks until the big day.

[Syndicate]

So.. can we get a progress report? Also, happy belated birfday Wichie! Did you ever get to mailing the stuff?

I've been sick, so I haven't been paying attention to shit around here except important shit for the last few weeks. Anyways, we're at a little over $300.00. Haven't had too many donations for a few weeks, but meh.. Shit happens. Either way at this point, once I match what we have so far that'll be enough for the best night at the titty bar ever for him on his B-Day, and I can most likely pay a stripper at this one local place to blow him or something.


An NO Anita.. I got busy/sick an didn't mail the panties yet. I fail.

[Archetype]

Strip club? Boo.

[Syndicate]

Strip club? Boo.

$600 isn't enough for the Bunny Ranch or some other legal Vegas brothel, and as I already said there is NO WAY I'm going to risk getting arrested trying to get some local hooker/escort. It'll all be good though. He's never been to the titty bar, and I know a place were there is some sex in the champagne room if you have enough cash. It's better than nothing.

[Jericho]

Pictures?

[Syndicate]

Pictures?


I'll do what I can. Not like they encourage picture taking inside the titty bar.