View Full Version : What the fuck.
}{arlequin
03-02-2009, 02:31 PM
snafu?
I'm curious to see what staff members kiss ass to maintain a position.
Datači
03-02-2009, 02:33 PM
The important thing is that Joey gets his damned hooker.
janois
03-02-2009, 02:33 PM
The important thing is that Joey gets his damned hooker.
My monies shall not go to waste.
Trident
03-02-2009, 02:34 PM
If Syn goes, we go.
Anarchy up in this bitch.
I would like to take this opportunity to say that the main page sucks. No original content what so ever.
WET HOT MESS
03-02-2009, 02:36 PM
Rich and I go way back. Before the dinosaurs. And the big bang. If we're under new order, we wouldn't be able to stay anyway.
Satan
03-02-2009, 02:37 PM
I'm just rolling with the punches right now.
I'm just rolling with the punches right now.
Sell out.
Kerjack
03-02-2009, 02:38 PM
I'm pretty sure if they brought in new management they would probably be happy to see old members go. No, if you want to screw with them you stick around and drive off new members or turning them whilst avoiding an outright ban.
I have no idea wtf everyone is talking about.
Satan
03-02-2009, 02:40 PM
♫ The old king is dead, long live the king ♫
I will fuck you all regardless of what happens.
Datači
03-02-2009, 02:41 PM
\O/
Phil Theehor
03-02-2009, 02:42 PM
You know, Limp, meatspin has forums now.
New King? How fucking stupid
TylerDurden
03-02-2009, 02:49 PM
if this were an issue (syn being ousted by supposed higher-ups), one or more of us would just come back with a bigger and better forum. srsly, it's the people that make the site. the site doesn't make the people.
Satan
03-02-2009, 02:50 PM
if this were an issue (syn being ousted by supposed higher-ups), one or more of us would just come back with a bigger and better forum. srsly, it's the people that make the site. the site doesn't make the people.
tell that to sandt
HEYO!
I'm 90% sure this is Syndicate fucking with you guys.
Trident
03-02-2009, 02:57 PM
Right after quite a few members dug deep to help his brother out?
If so, then he's an enormous cunt.
But I doubt he's involved in this.
TylerDurden
03-02-2009, 02:58 PM
I'm 90% sure this is Syndicate fucking with you guys.
it's a possibility, but kinda doubtful. it'd make sense, though...
All I'm saying is it would be a pretty bitchin practical joke. God help us all if I'm wrong.
Nature's Folly
03-02-2009, 03:01 PM
I can only imagine Rich on the phone trying to scream a big WTF??? to RP about all of this and not being able to get a hold of him.
TylerDurden
03-02-2009, 03:02 PM
Right after quite a few members dug deep to help his brother out?
it'd be the fourth anniversary, almost to the day, of "the great hack of '05". kinda convenient.
If so, then he's an enormous cunt.
lol, that's not a compelling enough reason to deny his involvement. it's no secret that things have been getting a little mundane around here. many a member has remarked that you can only make the same dick-n-fart jokes so many times before it becomes tired.
But I doubt he's involved in this.
as do i. as a means of drawing members in it's a great ploy, but as a means of sustaining life to a website... only the most hard-core of members would stick around through thick and thin like this.
jemeske
03-02-2009, 03:05 PM
thick and thin? seriously?
Nature's Folly
03-02-2009, 03:07 PM
I have a GMF tattoo, true story.
NOTKyle
03-02-2009, 03:08 PM
thick and thin? seriously?
THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS
chipsahoy
03-02-2009, 03:08 PM
I have a GMF tattoo, true story.
You should post it here
http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?t=5946
janois
03-02-2009, 03:09 PM
System Admin is watching you.
Hanover Fist
03-02-2009, 03:09 PM
Would someone really go so far as to fuck with the porn forum? That is one sadistic son of a bitch.
Sure there's other porn around, but this felt like home porn, a safe, comfortable, take off your shoes and shirt while putting on slippers and bathrobe while skimming through a familiar terrain to throttle your hog type place.
I feel like I'm on a rudderless ship surrounded by islands of porn, yet unsure of where to make landfall because of the dangerous coral.
At least I still have my (hand)y Brazzers and BangBros working passes, wooot.
CrazyCarl
03-02-2009, 03:10 PM
thick and thin? seriously?
I'll stick my thick penis through your mom's thin vagina
jemeske
03-02-2009, 03:11 PM
I'll stick my thick penis through your mom's thin vagina
But that would hurt.
redsox39
03-02-2009, 03:12 PM
I have a GMF tattoo, true story.
Pics or it didn't happen
All I'm saying is it would be a pretty bitchin practical joke. God help us all if I'm wrong.
It falls in line with all the other lame shit here.
Last month reset rep, this month make it look like we got taken over by Aliens.
This place just gets fucking lamer and lamer.
TylerDurden
03-02-2009, 03:18 PM
thick and thin? seriously?
you overestimate the average internet user's attention span. constant outages, while a source of entertainment and whimsical fun for some members, have proven the death of many sites... especially when data is lost.
ShitBreak
03-02-2009, 03:19 PM
you overestimate the average internet user's attention span. constant outages, while a source of entertainment and whimsical fun for some members, have proven the death of many sites... especially when data is lost.
It's not like these fuckbags are paying to see the pron here, though.
Nature's Folly
03-02-2009, 03:23 PM
You should post it here
http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?t=5946
But that is the bad tattoo threa......ohhhhhhh
janois
03-02-2009, 03:24 PM
you overestimate the average internet user's attention span. constant outages, while a source of entertainment and whimsical fun for some members, have proven the death of many sites... especially when data is lost.
I work for a company that provides long-haul and backbone fiber for many an ISP and you are correct.
fuckpoppy
03-02-2009, 03:24 PM
WAREZ ALL TEH PRAWN?!?
janois
03-02-2009, 03:24 PM
It's not like these fuckbags are paying to see the pron here, though.
Let's not start talking sense here.
Nature's Folly
03-02-2009, 03:25 PM
WAREZ ALL TEH PRAWN?!?
Go post an intro you fucking NOOB!!!!!
*loves you*
Genius
03-02-2009, 03:26 PM
WAREZ ALL TEH PRAWN?!?
You took it, didn't you? I knew it.
VoxAngelikus
03-02-2009, 03:28 PM
If this were Syn fucking with all of us, then why is the Mod forum gone as well as the Porn and FSF?
fuckpoppy
03-02-2009, 03:29 PM
You took it, didn't you? I knew it.
ITS MINEZ I TELLS U!!!!! ALL MINEZ!!!!
fuckpoppy
03-02-2009, 03:30 PM
***** ***** ***** ***** ****** ****** ****** ******
TylerDurden
03-02-2009, 03:31 PM
It's not like these fuckbags are paying to see the pron here, though.
it doesn't matter. in the grand scheme of things gmf is not unique in what it offers. and like any forum the quality of that forum is based solely upon its contributors. contributors disappear, content dries up, the forum becomes a fucking ghost town.
fuckpoppy
03-02-2009, 03:31 PM
heh anyone seen jsf lately? its the ghosttown td is talkin about.
Datači
03-02-2009, 03:32 PM
Only in my dreams.
Genius
03-02-2009, 03:32 PM
It would be nice to at least know what the new rules are.
ShitBreak
03-02-2009, 03:33 PM
jsf?
redsox39
03-02-2009, 03:33 PM
All hail the new boss.
ADD (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=49), DrDeath6969 (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=9), gtsch (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=2), Kopek (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=33)
Pussies
fuckpoppy
03-02-2009, 03:33 PM
jackal smoke forums, hoe.
WET HOT MESS
03-02-2009, 03:34 PM
poppy is back?
jemeske
03-02-2009, 03:34 PM
it doesn't matter. in the grand scheme of things gmf is not unique in what it offers. and like any forum the quality of that forum is based solely upon its contributors. contributors disappear, content dries up, the forum becomes a fucking ghost town.Yes, but let's remember this is like hour 20 into the Great GMF Murder Mystery.
And while the babe forum and fsf attract a lot of traffic, they don't really define the site. My ability to post hilarious pictures of horses hasn't been affected one bit.
fuckpoppy
03-02-2009, 03:35 PM
more like unst-poppy-able
jemeske
03-02-2009, 03:35 PM
jackal smoke forums, hoe.
We're preparing to move in for the kill shot.
ShitBreak
03-02-2009, 03:35 PM
more like tuck-and-poppy
Genius
03-02-2009, 03:36 PM
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c300/genius34/horse_teeth_2.jpg
fuckpoppy
03-02-2009, 03:36 PM
mike's a fale so hard his name shoudl be system admin.
and jem, i just posted like a dozen times @ jsf. crickets.
Nature's Folly
03-02-2009, 03:37 PM
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c300/genius34/horse_teeth_2.jpg
You got a purdy mouth....
jemeske
03-02-2009, 03:38 PM
mike's a fale so hard his name shoudl be system admin.
and jem, i just posted like a dozen times @ jsf. crickets.
Check now! Check now!
fuckpoppy
03-02-2009, 03:39 PM
more like phlegm-eske.
TylerDurden
03-02-2009, 03:44 PM
Yes, but let's remember this is like hour 20 into the Great GMF Murder Mystery.
who doesn't love a good fucking murder mystery? srsly?
And while the babe forum and fsf attract a lot of traffic, they don't really define the site.
this didn't used to be the case. i actually remember a time when those were simply afterthoughts and this site's fantastic ability to literally blow through a fucking workday were legendary based on the inane and retarded conversations happening throughout.
now we get these fuckin' cockfaces in here blowing through 100 posts of shit quality just to see some fuckin' pink snapper. and when we smite those fucksticks with neg-rep they get all defensive, self-righteous and entitled since they've reached that 100 post mark. fuck 'em.
My ability to post hilarious pictures of horses hasn't been affected one bit.
this is true. there appears to be one shit-stained silver lining to all of this.
fuckpoppy
03-02-2009, 03:46 PM
i r00l. i know, the line forms @ left to suck me off.
Kopek
03-02-2009, 03:51 PM
jackal smoke forums, hoe.
You know no such thing.
fuckpoppy
03-02-2009, 03:52 PM
You know no such thing.
tell it to hpupperz.
mongo
03-02-2009, 03:53 PM
has anyone checked to see if there is an email attached to the system admin acct.?
Kopek
03-02-2009, 03:53 PM
He's screening his calls.
Trident
03-02-2009, 03:54 PM
We need an admin to check his ip addres... oh.