View Full Version : Coolio Busted For Crack
HollywoodHogan
03-06-2009, 07:02 PM
Hahahah This is going to really ruin the Keenan and Kel Reunion Show where he was supposed to perform.
http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/06/coolio-busted-for-crack/
We're told the rapper was going through a security screening to get to his Southwest Airlines flight when a screener found crack cocaine on his person.
Sources close to the situation tell us Coolio -- real name Artis Leon Ivey, Jr -- got physical with the screener at some point during the incident.
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/03/0306_coolio_v2_200.jpg (http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/coolio)Coolio posted $10,000 bail was released at 3:22 PM.
UPDATE -- It looks like Coolio was headed to Tulsa, Okla. to play a gig tonight at the Flytrap Music Hall. His co-headliners: Tone Loc and Shock G of The Digital Underground. Holy 90s!!!
Archetype
03-06-2009, 07:04 PM
More like Wholio? Amirite?
Genius
03-06-2009, 07:06 PM
Who takes crack to an airport? Besides a crackhead, I guess?
HollywoodHogan
03-06-2009, 07:08 PM
More like Wholio? Amirite?
"1-2-3-4 Get your woman on the floor
Gotta gotta get up to get down
Gotta gotta get up to get down"
Hey, those lyrics changed my life. You bite your tongue.
The GWD
03-06-2009, 07:08 PM
Waitaminute,waitaminute,waitaminute, There was going to be a Keenan and Kel Reunion Show?!
HollywoodHogan
03-06-2009, 07:11 PM
Hah, No, I wish. Someone start a petition. We'll have a reunion show and a benefit. All the proceeds can go to Coolio going to rehab. What kind of residuals could he possibly be making off of "Gangster's Paradise" by now?
Edit: Btw, nice BHG - Horray For Boobies lyric.
The GWD
03-06-2009, 07:13 PM
Goddamnit, I got my hopes up.
Who loves orange soda?
Archetype
03-06-2009, 07:29 PM
"1-2-3-4 Get your woman on the floor
Gotta gotta get up to get down
Gotta gotta get up to get down"
Hey, those lyrics changed my life. You bite your tongue.
Past tense, I stick by my words.
Le Goat
03-06-2009, 07:34 PM
FOOLIO!
Superhuman
03-06-2009, 07:41 PM
A nig caught with crack?????
Nahhhhhhh, can't be. Woulda never guessed it in a million years!!!
Septic_Porpoise
03-06-2009, 07:49 PM
his eyebrows are symmetrical.
BIG PIZZLE
03-06-2009, 08:48 PM
I am saddened.
taters
03-06-2009, 08:55 PM
I called that this guy would be on crack within 25 years when he first when 'big' 15 years ago.
Will-Kill
03-06-2009, 09:07 PM
That's the face of a aged rapper.....and crackhead.
Rafczy
03-07-2009, 01:17 AM
not such a fantastic voyage.
n4iqlP01Ew8
I guess this gives a whole new meaning to Cooking with Coolio.
Also that fucking kid is comedy gold.
VoxAngelikus
03-07-2009, 07:52 AM
It's too bad that wasn't an Andy Miloankis snuff video. As in the kind where at the end they chop off his fat, unfunny head and cook it in the oven.
I have no idea who he is, but I just liked the "whaddup chicken? blaow blaow flavour juices all up in your mouth" part.
White kids acting all gangsta is pure win.
Yelram
03-07-2009, 08:29 AM
Even his momma thinks that his mind is gone...
Hoser
03-07-2009, 11:01 AM
Not so fucking cool now, are ya??
Claydon
03-07-2009, 02:12 PM
The ODB couldn't have done all of those crimes.....coolio did some of that shit!
Bungle
03-07-2009, 07:59 PM
Do you think he and Wesley Snipes will share a cell?
robertjamis
03-11-2009, 02:01 PM
This is as unlikely as Pamela's Hepatitis, Clay Aiken's exit from the closet, and the possibility of Jimmy Fallon's show getting canceled after a week.
But then, every time we think we've got it all figured out, life throws us a curve ball.
WET HOT MESS
03-11-2009, 02:03 PM
Is this the post that inspired you to register an account?
redsox39
03-11-2009, 02:08 PM
I called that this guy would be on crack within 25 years when he first when 'big' 15 years ago.
You win! A Black guy smoked Crack and Tater's predicted it! Holy Shit! How the hell did he know a black guy would smoke crack!?!?
robertjamis
03-11-2009, 03:00 PM
Is this the post that inspired you to register an account?
It was this or Jeff Probst Saves Woman!!111. There is something particularly exciting about celebrities rescuing us normal folk from the drudgery and mishaps of our everyday lives, whether it be literally or thru the sad spectacle of drug abuse, domestic violence, or awkward run-ins with trannie hookers.
WET HOT MESS
03-11-2009, 03:01 PM
I feel like I knew you in a past life.
robertjamis
03-11-2009, 03:21 PM
I feel like I knew you in a past life.
It's quite possible. Some mornings I wake up thinking in my heart of hearts that Max Robespierre was a much cooler guy before he got a guillotine and got all high and mighty.
riseabove!
03-11-2009, 08:06 PM
he's living in a gangster's paradise, which is prison I think
He's hosting a rock concert in Rockford, IL in May or is supposed to. I shit you not. Tone Loc did it last year.
http://www.wxrx.com/Blogs/WingDing/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10026893