Favorite Movie Quotes

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It's quite simple. Just post your favorite movie quotes. I'll start.

Nada: I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

[Pax Britannia]

Billy Clanton: [to Holliday] It's the drunk piano player. You couldn't hit nothin.' [Draws a knife.] In fact, you're probably seeing double.
Doc: [draws a second gun] I have two guns, one for each of ya.

[Alcestis]

Gny. Sgt. Hartman: What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?

[mongo]

lloyd: i desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.

[Erased]

Donny: Phone's ringing, Dude.
The Dude: Thank you, Donny.

[Archetype]

We eat the pig and then together we burn! Burn!

[Alcestis]

An American Werewolf in London

David: Queen Elizabeth is a man! Prince Charles is a faggot! Winston Churchill was full of shit! Shakespeare's French!

[Pax Britannia]

Highway: My name is Gunnery Sergeant Highway and I've drunk more beer and pissed more blood, banged more quiff and busted more ass, than all you numbnuts put together.

[Erased]

Pinhead: Your suffering will be legendary, even in hell!

[eclipsegts1]

Vincent: You want to know how I did it? This is how I did it, Anton: I never saved anything for the swim back.

[eleveneighteen]

Jimmy Serrano: You two morons better get more personally involved in your work, or I'll stab you through the fuckin' heart with a pencil.

[Alcestis]

Bender: I'm being honest, asshole. I would expect you to know the difference.

[Willam]

Not only one of my favorite quotes but also the only intelligent thing Keanu Reeves has ever said.

Tod:You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father.

[smahoo]

(http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000849/)Anton Chigurh: What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss?
(http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000849/)

[Chinaski]

Rigby Reardon: You must be quite a Dodgers fan.

[smahoo]

Maggie Fitzgerald: I can't be like this, Frankie. Not after what I've done. I've seen the world. People chanted my name. Well, not my name, some damn name you gave me. They were chanting for me. I was in magazines. You think I ever dreamed that'd happen? I was born two pounds, one-and-a-half ounces. Daddy used to tell me I'd fight my way into this world, and I'd fight my way out. That's all I wanna do, Frankie. I just don't wanna fight you to do it. I got what I needed. I got it all. Don't let 'em keep taking it away from me. Don't let me lie here 'till I can't hear those people chanting no more.

[Buda's Boy]

PETE: DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE
DELMAR: WE THOUGHT YOU WAS A TOAD
PETE: DO - NOT - SEEK - THE - TREASURE
DELMAR: WE - THOUGHT - YOU - WAS - A - TOAD

[merlin13]

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.


This is by far my favorite quote.

[Draven X 23]

"It's time to separate the weak from the chafed, the men from the boys, the awkwardly feminine from the possibly Canadian."

[Aegis]

Teddy CIA: "He beat me. Pay that man his money. His
silly, silly-looking European money.

[Draven X 23]

[Harry Doyle (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0879902/): [Vaughn is coming out to pitch] So, here is Rick Vaughn, the one they call the "Wild Thing". So, he sets and deals.
[Vaughn throws a wild pitch]
Harry Doyle (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0879902/): Just a bit outside, he tried for the corner and missed.
[Vaughn throws another wild pitch]
Harry Doyle (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0879902/): Ball 4.
[Vaughn throws another wild pitch]
Harry Doyle (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0879902/): Ball 8.
[Vaughn throws another wild pitch]
Harry Doyle (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0879902/): Low, and he walks the bases loaded on 12 straight pitches. How can these guys lay off pitches that close?

[Will-Kill]

Forrest Gump: My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

[TMJ]

"The sheriff's a ******!"

[Draven X 23]

Lets go Major League 2 this time

[after Hayes calls a shot to left field and flies out to left for the second time]
Harry Doyle (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0879902/): You know, he could be pointing at the left fielder.

[nuclearjew]

Sparks: Perhaps we should wrestle sometime. Do you like the taut roundness that exercise brings to the buttocks?
Maurice: [uneasy] Yeah.
Sparks: Do you enjoy the warmth of the Mediterranean sun on that self-same place? I once wrestled a man on the steps of the Acropolis, when the sun was at its height, wearing only what God sent me into the world with. Can you picture that? That's where we'll wrestle, my semi-Grecian lad. That's where I'll make a man of you.

[Le Goat]

"The sheriff's a ******!"

one of my top, always kills me...



another...
Admiral Benson (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000978/): I slipped on a crab. Who put that crab there?
Lt. Commander Block (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0242656/): I don't see any crab, sir.
Admiral Benson (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000978/): Don't tell me. There were two crabs. They work in pairs. I went to Annapolis for chrissakes!

[007]

TOP GUN: Cmdr. Tom 'Stinger' Jordan : "Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash"

[Draven X 23]

The dreams of youth are the regrets of maturity.

[Mr. Brown]

Hey You Guys!!!

[Chaka]

American Psycho


Patrick Bateman: When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to be real nice and sweet and treat her right.


David Van Patten: And what did the other part think?


Patrick Bateman: What her head would look like on a stick!

[Draven X 23]

Alec Baldwin (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005606/): By following the rules of the Film Actor's Guild, the world can become a better place; that handles dangerous people with talk, and reasoning; that, is the fag way. One day you'll all look at the world us actors created and say, "wow, good going, fag. You really made the world a better place, didntcha, fag?"

[Nature's Folly]

Predator

Sergeant Mac Eliot (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004886/): You're ghostin' us, motherfucker. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?

Poncho (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0154520/): You're bleeding, man. You're hit.
Blain (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001818/): I ain't got time to bleed.

[Draven X 23]

Jimmy Dugan (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000158/): Ballplayers?! I don't have ballplayers, I've got girls. Girls are what you sleep with after the game, not, not what you coach during the game.

[Chaka]

Dirk Diggler: What can you expect when you're on top? You know? It's like Napoleon. When he was the king, you know, people were just constantly trying to conquer him, you know, in the Roman Empire. So, it's history repeating itself all over again.

[Draven X 23]

Liz (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0038918/): You hang out with my friends? Sorry, a failed actress and a twat?
Shaun (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0670408/): Well, that's a bit harsh.
Liz (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0038918/): Your words!
Shaun (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0670408/): I did NOT call Dianne a failed actress!

[Will-Kill]

William Wallace: Lower your flags and march straight back to England, stopping at every home you pass by to beg forgiveness for a hundred years of theft, rape, and murder. Do that and your men shall live. Do it not, and every one of you will die today.

[mongo]

Landfill: God damn brewery! You know that brewery makes 10,000 bottles of beer a day. I drink 45 of them, and I'm the asshole!

[Revolution]

Rorschach: I'm not locked up in here with you, your locked up in here with me

[Draven X 23]

“Fuck You… Fuck you... and Fuck you! Who’s Next?”

[Will-Kill]

Ben Stone: Look, Debbie. You are high off your ass if you think you're coming into that room. If you take one step towards that door, I will tell security there's a crazy chick in a pink dress snatching up babies, ok? So don't even try to come into that room, that's my room now. That little area with the Pepsi machine, that's your area. My room, your area, stay in your area, stay out of my room, back... the... fuck... off.

[Willam]

Sera (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000223/): For $500 you can fuck me in the ass. You can cum on my face. Just keep it out of my hair. I just washed it.

[Archetype]

I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it

[Archetype]

Never rode shotgun on a hearse before.

[TMJ]

The whole GLENGARRY script could dominate this thread. But I'll go with:

You see this watch? You see this watch? That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave.

[Change]

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

[Quantum Leap]

First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

[Change]

Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child?

[smahoo]

Billy Ray Valentine : Cause I'm a karate man! And a karate man bruises on the inside! They don't show their weakness. But you don't know that because you're a big Barry White looking motherfucker! So get outta my face!

[Chaka]

Dazed and Confused:
Slater: Didja ever look at a dollar bill man? There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too!

[smahoo]

Lloyd Chasseur : You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas, Mom? A big wooden cross, so that every time you feel unappreciated for your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it.

[smahoo]

Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

[Willam]

A couple of baseball movie quotes:

The Natural -
Pop Fisher (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000979/): I shoulda been a farmer.

Bull Durham -
Crash Davis (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000126/): Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

[Buda's Boy]

The dingo ate my baby "Out of Africa"

[Bastard]

Dale Doback:Dad, we're men. That means a few things - we like to shit with the door open, we talk about pussy, we go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. That's what we do, and now that is all wrecked.


Dale Doback:Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and grabs me by the wiener.

[eleveneighteen]

Pretty much all the barber shop stuff from Coming to America, but I'll go with...

Fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you - who's next?

[Bastard]

Josey Wales: Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?

Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy.

Josey Wales: Hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.


Josey Wales: Now remember, when things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. 'Cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is.

[Buda's Boy]

You know what you are? You booty-blind! Yeah, that's right. It's like bein' snow blind but it ain't no snow-- just a sweet peice of ass!

I SPY

[Revolution]

Walter Sobchack: Saturday, Donny, is Shabes, the Jewish day of rest. That means: I don’t work. I don’t drive a car. I don’t fucking ride in a car. I don’t handle money. I don’t turn on the oven. And, I sure as shit don’t fucking roll!

[The GWD]

It's like a new pair of underwear. At first it's constrictive, but after a while it becomes a part of you.

[78hipo3o2]

Fred Thompson, Hunt for Red October Adm. Painter (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000669/): Russians don't take a dump, son, without a plan.

[Revolution]

Randall: Yeah, Hello? This is RST Video, customer number 4352. I need to place an order. Okay, I need one of each of the following tapes: Whispers in the Wind, To Each His Own, Put it where it doesn't belong, My Pipes Need Cleaning, All Tit-Fucking Volume 8, I Need Your Cock, Ass Worshiping Rim-Jobbers, My Cunt Needs Shafts, Cum Clean, Cum Cargling Naked Sluts, Cum Buns 3, Cumming in Socks, Cum on Eileen, Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum, Men Alone 2: The KY Connection, Pink Pussy Lips, and, uh, oh yeah, All Holes Filled with Hard Cock. Uh-huh... yeah. Oh wait and what was that called again?

[78hipo3o2]

BEST MOVIE QUOTE EVER - Randal Graves (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0026879/): Oh, it is not! ****, spook, spade, moolie, jigaboo, nig-nog, *those* are racial slurs!

[Mr. Brown]

Lone Starr: So, Lord Helmet, at last we meet again for the first time for the last time.

[Archetype]

RAMÓN: Life can be so precious. It's foolish to risk losing it every minute. No, there's plenty of space for everybody in this town. Even Baxters, hmmm? For this reason, I've decided to hang my gun up on the wall.

DON MIGUEL: I think that Ramón has the right idea. I, too, am getting tired of these killings. They must stop.

This is all very, very touching.

RAMÓN: You mean you don't admire peace?

It's not real easy to like something you know nothing about.When a man's got money in his pocket he begins to appreciate peace.

[Will-Kill]

Maximus (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000128/): [removes helmet and turns around to face Commodus] My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

[nothingman]

Saint Ralph

Ralph "Confession, why didn't I think of that, I could have been sinning all along!"

[vasili denisov]

Now you want me to speculate on what you do. My guess is you're in the drug business, except the money's moving the wrong way. Whatever you're into, you seem to be getting away with it, so more power to you.

Come on man, you know how they do, black man shows up with ten thousand dollars first thing they want to know is where I got it. Then they want to keep a big chunk of it, start talkin' that court cost shit. Fuck that noise, jack, I go through you.

[smahoo]

Lloyd Dobler : She's gone. She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen.

[Willam]

Probably my favorite movie of all time for quoting!

Fletch:

Fletch (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/): I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you. I didn't want to have to do this. I'm with the Mattress Police. There are no tags on these mattresses.

[During a proctological exam]
Fletch (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/): You using the whole fist, Doc?


Madeline (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0061406/): I'm sorry, who are you again?
Fletch (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/): I'm Frieda's boss.
Madeline (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0061406/): Who's Frieda?
Fletch (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/): My secretary.

Gail Stanwyck (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0923984/): She looks like a hooker. Look at her. Look at her! Could you love someone who looked like that?
Fletch (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/): What are you talking about? Of course not! Five, ten minutes tops, maybe.

[SiRTOOF]

Brodie: "It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child?"

T.S. "Quint: Sure, why not?"

Brodie: "He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him"

[The_SoC]

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

[smahoo]

Clemenza: Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.



Don Corleone: I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.



Michael Corleone: Fredo, you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever.

[Willam]

One of the best of all time:

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Jake: Hit it!

[tockit]

One of the best of all time:
Coal Miner's Daughter:
If you're born in Kentucky you've got three choices; coal mine, moonshine or move it on...... down the line.

[Hodge]

How much for the ape?

[tockit]

I run my unit how I run my unit. You want to investigate me, roll the dice and take your chances. I eat breakfast three hundred yards away from four thousand Cubans who are trained to kill me. So don't think for one second that you can come down here, flash a badge, and make me nervous.

[Okie Medicvet]

Jack Moniker (http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0000245/): I heard about this guy in Cicero, well he stiffed a loanshark, so a couple of these guys got him, cut off his arm, beat him to death with the arm, and shoved it in a food processor and made a dip out of it. Then they served it to his family at his sister's wedding. And the sister loved it so much, she wanted the recipe. It's a crazy world, isn't it?

[Mr. Brown]

Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country

[Alcestis]

*bump*

Judy Witwicky: They've got to get their hands off my bush!

[BillyZoom]

Die Hard:
Sergeant Al Powell: In fact, I think he's a cop. Maybe not LAPD, but he's definitely a badge.
Dwayne T. Robinson: How do you know that?
Sergeant Al Powell: A hunch, things he said. Like being able to spot a phony ID.
Dwayne T. Robinson: Jesus Christ, Powell, he could be a fucking bartender for all we know.

Heat:
Vincent Hanna: I'm angry. I'm very angry, Ralph. You know, you can ball my wife if she wants you to. You can lounge around here on her sofa, in her ex-husband's dead-tech, post-modernistic bullshit house if you want to. But you do not get to watch my fucking television set!

[IdiotBrain]

"Mines the one that says bad motherfucker on it."

[BillyZoom]

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas:
Hunter S. Thompson: [yelling at a crowd in a parking lot] You people voted for Hubert Humphrey! And you killed Jesus!

Hunter S. Thompson: Bazooko's Circus is what the whole world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war. This was the Sixth Reich.

Hunter S. Thompson: Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.

[tsdhack]

Don't shoot him, you'll only make him mad.

[BillyZoom]

Heathers:
Ram Sweeney: [praying in Heather's funeral] Jesus God in Heaven, why'd you have to kill such hot snatch?

Kurt's Dad: My son's a homosexual, and I love him. I love my dead gay son.
J.D.: Wonder how he'd react if his son had a limp wrist with a pulse.

[Change]

I've seen shit that'll turn you white!

[Alcestis]

One of my Top 10 favorite movies...

Gordie: Well this kid is our age but he's fat. Real fat. He weighs close to one-eighty. But you know, it's not his fault. It's his glands. (slight sarcasm)

Vern: Oh yeah, my cousin's like that, sincerely. She weighs over three hundred pounds! Supposed to be Hyboid Gland or something. Well, I don't know about any Hyboid Glands, but what a blimp! No shit. She looks like a Thanksgiving turkey. And you know this one time...

Chris: Shut up, Vern.

Vern: Yeah, yeah, right. Go on, Gordie, it's a swell story.

[BillyZoom]

JFK:
David Ferrie: It's a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma!

Jim Garrison: Back, and to the left... back, and to the left... back, and to the left.

Willie O'Keefe: You don't know shit 'cause you've never been fucked in the ass!

[CunningRunt]

Every man dies...not every man really lives.

[CunningRunt]

What we do in life echoes in eternity

[CunningRunt]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning...smells like victory.

[dudenamedric]

Pain don't hurt.

[Mustard]

Get busy living, or get busy dying.

[Will-Kill]

No fate but the one we make.

[Change]

Favour gonna kill you faster than a bullet.

[dudenamedric]

Schwing!

[tsdhack]

Team America

Spottswoode: Now hold on team, Gary has already proven to me that he is 100% committed to the team. He proved it last night by sucking my cock.

[dudenamedric]

Life moves pretty fast...if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

[Alcestis]

Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

RnHaTlI1p7o

[Okie Medicvet]

"General Beringer: Goddammit, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good!"

[Candide's Son]

They're nihilists Donnie...say what you want about the Nazis, at least they stood for something.

[CAB]

Bryan Mills: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

[CTricksterGirl]

Forgetting Sarah Marshall:

Peter Bretter (http://forum.gorillamask.net/name/nm0781981/): [singing] Everybody hates you. Everybody wishes that you were dead. Peter you suck. Peter you suck. Peter your music is fucking terrible. Peter you suck, Peter you suck. You don't do anything of value. Peter you suck. Go write some music. But instead you sit and write these bullshit songs. It's so self-loathing. Go see a psychiatrist. I hate the psychiatrist. Go see one anyway.

[medlar]

Sheila: "You found me beautiful once."
Ash: "Honey, you just got Reeeeal ugly!"

Army of Darkness.

[Alcestis]

Best Claydon impression...

Joe Dirt: Is that right? You think thats queer? Is this queer?
[slapping muscles]

[smahoo]

From Tropic Thunder

Kirk Lazarus: Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, "Being There." Infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Sam." Remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed...

[BillyZoom]

This is Spinal Tap:

Derek Smalls: We're very lucky in the band in that we have two visionaries, David and Nigel, they're like poets, like Shelley and Byron. They're two distinct types of visionaries, it's like fire and ice, basically. I feel my role in the band is to be somewhere in the middle of that, kind of like lukewarm water.

[CAB]

Alonzo Harris: "King Kong ain't got shit on me..."

[tsdhack]

You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them ******* out and wait for the Wolf who should be coming directly.- Pulp Fiction

[wild12]

"Slappin da bass mahn!" - I Love You, Man

[RedTestament]

From The Godfather:

Michael: They want to have a meeting with me, right? It will be me, McClusky and Sollozzo. Let's set the meeting. We get our informants to find out where it's going to be held. Now we insist that it be held in a public place, a bar or a restaurant where there'll be other people there so I'll feel safe. They're going to search me when I first meet them, right? So I can't have a weapon on me. But if Clemenza can figure a way to have a weapon planted for me, then I'll kill them both.

The point you realize that Michael is on a darker path. Awesome man...

[ed92]

if it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there....
captain ron

[fobia]

"Check you later"

[Frito]

'A fellow can remember a lot things. One day in 1896 I was crossing over to Jersey on the ferry, and as we pulled out, there was another ferry pulling in, and on it there was a girl waiting to get off. A white dress she had on. She was carrying a white parasol. I only saw her for one second. She didn't see me at all, but I'll bet a month hasn't gone by since I haven't thought of that girl'.

[Joe's Job]

"!!GARBAGE DAY!!"
Silent night, deadly night: Part 2

I lulz so hard

[mmmdonuts]

Sundance - "I can't swim."

Butch - " Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you."

Both - "Ooooooooooooh ssshhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!"

[tsdhack]

prepare to be woo-ed.....Let's Go To Prison

[bbates77]

"You remind me of a man"
"What man?"
"A man of power"
"What power?"
"The power of Hoodoo"
"Hoodoo?"
"You do"
"What?"
"Remind me of a man"

[mmmdonuts]

You remind me of the babe
What babe?
the Babe with the power
what power?
the power of voodoo
who do?
you do
do what?
Remind me of the babe.


Labyrinth (the real words)

[LethalStrike]

"Bluto's right, psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now, we could fight 'em with conventional weapons, that could take years, and cost millions of lives. No, in this case, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture, be done on somebody's part." -- Animal House