Strange Eating Habits

[UNC]

I have a few quirks, I'll just list a couple to get the ball rolling.

Bread : I can eat all the crust except for the bottom. For some odd reason, I always throw that part away.

Mayo : When I open a new jar, I always throw the top spoonful away. Don't ask me why

Buns : If it's larger than the burger, I will almost always peel the excess away...unless I am in public, usually.

Got any weird shit with regards to eating?

[Trident]

I refuse to eat caviar that is at room temperature; and call me old fashioned but unless the word vintage precedes the champagne I'm drinking, it's just not champagne.

[HollywoodHogan]

I refuse to eat caviar that is at room temperature; and call me old fashioned but unless the word vintage precedes the champagne I'm drinking, it's just not champagne.


Indubitably, old bean.


Also, I like to eat non-ecoli infected Skippy Peanut Butter out of the jar with a spoon.

[Jericho]

When eating Pringles, I lick all the powder off before eating the chip...only Pringles, though

[Kerjack]

I eat peanut shells.

[Spanky]

i dip my fries in my frosty at wendys

[UNC]

Indubitably, old bean.


Also, I like to eat non-ecoli infected Skippy Peanut Butter out of the jar with a spoon.

I do the same with ecoli infected JIF

[WET HOT MESS]

Whenever I get a big box of Nerds, I dump as many in my mouth and see how much I can swallow.

[UNC]

I buy thin sliced sandwich beef, take a single slice and lay it out, crumble bbq chips in the center and wrap it up and eat.

Delicious.

I'm too weird for this thread.

[Satan]

I never eat the last bite of my sandwich.

I won't eat any cold food unless its intended to be that way. I find the idea of eating pizza, meat or whatever cold completely repulsive.

The only beverage I will have with food is water or some form of alcohol. When its alcohol, the alcohol usually comes first.

[WET HOT MESS]

I can mix all sorts of food together and eat it without any problem. Ice cream, tomato soup, ketchup, soy sauce, tea, fries, chocolate chip cookie, soy milk, cherries, guava, carrots, ranch dressing in a bowl, I'll eat it in front of everyone like nobody's business. But as soon as I go in a room where I can smell Asian mushroom, I'll start to gag.

[HollywoodHogan]

I like macaroni and cheese with bbq sauce or ketchup. That's pretty revolting. Also, I like bbq sauce on pizza...all kinds. Sweet Baby Ray's is delicious.

Grilled cheese and ketchup is good too. These might be too boring.

[Spanky]

The smell of ketchup makes me want to vomit. If I accidentally taste any, I freak out.

[Jericho]

I'll eat just about anything with Crystal hot sauce

[UNC]

I pinch the hard ends of McDonalds french fries off.

[Daydreamer]

I used to separate my M&Ms by color before I ate them

If I am eating foods like corn or beans I put them in a bowl so the juices don't touch the other foods on my plate.

If eating say, chicken, mashed potatoes and corn in one meal then I eat them one at a time.

I eat tartar sauce on my french fries

[Syndicate]

Leftovers.... I don't do them at all.

Spoiled Food.... I is paranoid as shit about it. Like I'll open up a pack of shredded cheese on a Tuesday and on Wednesday if I notice the package wasn't 100% sealed previously then I'll trash it even though I'm sure it's probably fine.

Bad Italian.... I am the only Italian in the world that hates lasagna and pepperoni.

[WET HOT MESS]

When I eat corn, I like to pinch the little kernels off one by one before I eat them.

[Syndicate]

When I eat corn, I like to pinch the little kernels off one by one before I eat them.


Speaking of corn I'll do like canned corn, but corn on the cob is too much work for me.

[Daydreamer]

Whenever I get a big box of Nerds, I dump as many in my mouth and see how much I can swallow.


When you can swallow the whole box at one time then give me a call if you like swallowing nerds...

[WET HOT MESS]

Speaking of corn I'll do like canned corn, but corn on the cob is too much work for me.
Lazy fool. It's worth it.

[UNC]

I have never eaten the following :

Shrimp
Lobster
Crab
Scallops
Oysters
Clams


I worked in a seafood restaurant for the better part of ten years cooking this shit and never had one urge to try it.

[Jericho]

I have never eaten the following :

Shrimp
Lobster
Crab
Scallops
Oysters
Clams


I worked in a seafood restaurant for the better part of ten years cooking this shit and never had one urge to try it.
That's a shame

[Le Goat]

believe it or not, this is one area i'm not weird... well, at least nothing other people find too weird.


I eat Mayo on my fries.

I put ranch on anything; Steak, Mac and Cheese, Hot Dog...

If using a spoon I always pick the food up halfway to my mouth, pause, bounce the spoon twice and then eat. Someone pointed that out to me at dinner a few years back.

[Le Goat]

I never eat the last bite of my sandwich.

I won't eat any cold food unless its intended to be that way. I find the idea of eating pizza, meat or whatever cold completely repulsive.

The only beverage I will have with food is water or some form of alcohol. When its alcohol, the alcohol usually comes first.
I eat cold pizza like a mother fucker. Shit is goooooooooooooooooood

[Ch_ris]

when eating sour patch kids i eat them from least favorite to favorite (yellow, green, orange and then save red for last)

[WET HOT MESS]

I have never eaten the following :

Shrimp
Lobster
Crab
Scallops
Oysters
Clams


I worked in a seafood restaurant for the better part of ten years cooking this shit and never had one urge to try it.Fun thing to do at DC is get the raw oysters in the shell, dump a little hot sauce and squeeze a fresh lemon over it and eat it up. It's kinda gross, but hilarious with a bunch of friends.

[Syndicate]

I have never eaten the following :

Shrimp
Lobster
Crab
Scallops
Oysters
Clams


I worked in a seafood restaurant for the better part of ten years cooking this shit and never had one urge to try it.

That's a shame

I agree. Seafood is kinda of risky, but no more than shitty Chinese food. It's way better though, and much more worth the risk.

[WET HOT MESS]

when eating sour patch kids i eat them from least favorite to favorite (yellow, green, orange and then save red for last)
ME TOO!

I ate too many of them when I was in 10th grade and haven't had one since.

[UNC]

I like fish.

Flounder,perch, spots, catfish....but shellfish? hells no, just doesn't make my tummy horny.

[nuclearjew]

30 posts in and no one has mentioned eating their own turds?

[Syndicate]

Gummy anything does nothing for me unless they are cold, and I mean COLD COLD. I'll buy a package of gummy worms, put them in the freezer for 15 minutes, and then eat them. They're a million times better.

[nuclearjew]

I like fish.

Flounder,perch, spots, catfish....but shellfish? hells no, just doesn't make my tummy horny.
Hahah you're Jewish.

[Syndicate]

30 posts in and no one has mentioned eating their own turds?


I MAY have tasted my own urine once, but it wasn't on purpose.

[UNC]

I don't need my shit kosher

[NOTKyle]

I used to separate my M&Ms by color before I ate them

I eat Skittles by color in pairs, and if there's only one purple/green/whatever left, I don't eat it.

Mayo is disgusting, and I won't eat anything that's been near it.

Same goes for mustard.

I guess I'm not weird at all.

[zaphrodesiac]

Gotta have nacho cheese or queso with my french fries.

[Kerjack]

30 posts in and no one has mentioned eating their own turds?

I eat turds, just not my own.

[Ch_ris]

ME TOO!

I ate too many of them when I was in 10th grade and haven't had one since.

I ate too many last week and destroyed my taste buds for a good couple of days.

[UNC]

I have microwaved hershey's kisses to soften them up. They are so good when warm...but overdo it and you'll be plate licking.

[Satan]

I hate pepper. Traumatic childhood experience.

[Kerjack]

I MAY have tasted my own urine once, but it wasn't on purpose.

I've tasted my urine, it was on purpose. Question is, how does one taste their own urine on accident? Pee in a bottle while driving?

[Syndicate]

I hate pepper. Traumatic childhood experience.


I don't like it either, or coffee which really seems to bother people.

[Daydreamer]

Livermush and Duke's Mayonnaise sandwiches are teh sex.

[Le Goat]

I eat pepper like it's salt

[Syndicate]

I've tasted my urine, it was on purpose. Question is, how does one taste their own urine on accident? Pee in a bottle while driving?

I have made an oath to never disclose the events of THAT night.

[Kerjack]

Well you already kind of did now didn't you?

[Daydreamer]

I only like grapes that are frozen. They don't freeze like ice cubes, but more like grape slushies in a skin.

[WET HOT MESS]

I eat pepper like it's salt
Pepper and salt will always go hand in hand with me.

[nuclearjew]

I have microwaved hershey's kisses to soften them up.
That's because you've got pyorrhea.

[Syndicate]

Well you already kind of did now didn't you?


You're right.... You know too much.

[UNC]

That's because you've got pyorrhea.

I don't even know what that is. Sounds like an exotic fish with a stomach virus.

[Kerjack]

*runs from ban hammer*

[Le Goat]

Pepper and salt will always go hand in hand with me.

same here


I know it's kinda a slap in the face to add salt to a meal cooked by someone else, but god damn it, I love me some handfulls of salt and pepper!


except on my steak, that requires gobs of garlic and peppercorn

[The GWD]

Babies, I eat babies.

[nuclearjew]

I don't even know what that is. Sounds like an exotic fish with a stomach virus.
Pyorrhea or periodontitis refers to an advanced stage of periodontal disease in which the ligaments and bones that support the teeth become inflamed and infected. It is usually a result of gingivitis a periodontal disease that infects the gum through plaque leading to the formation of a pocket between the teeth that trap the plaque. If left untreated pyorrhea can cause halitosis (bad breath) in which the jaw bone is slowly eroded due to painful and bleeding gums. Eventually the loss of tooth support can cause tooth loss and this disease is the primary cause of tooth loss in adults.

[Kerjack]

I eat things one at a time. If i have steak, corn and mashed taters I will eat all the meat, turn the plate, eat all the corn, turn the plate, eat all the taters.

[UNC]

Thank you, Jew. I learn something new everyday at GMF.

[nuclearjew]

And I learned that word from Doug Stanhope.

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n261/jiminygemini/the_more_you_know2.jpg

[NOTKyle]

Sometimes I eat breakfast for dinner :p:p

[Face]

when I get a combo meal I always eat my fries first, before moving on to the burger

[Jericho]

when I get a combo meal I always eat my fries first, before moving on to the burger
That isn't weird. They're only good immediately

[Face]

I'm almost pathological about it though, especially with mcdonalds fries which I usually consider to be at their best when they're about 10 minutes cold...

[ElemenoP]

I hate white/cream-based sauces. I'm not sure if that's a strange. But I despise them. Ranch. Mayo. Alfredo. ALL OF THEM!!!!!!

[Claydon]

im one of those potato chips on a sandwich kind of fellow.

[janois]

I prefer mustard with my french fries.

[Will-Kill]

I like warming up Flour Tortillas and slap on some butter and eat it burrito style.

I cant stand the smell of Green Beans...had some when I was a kid and made me puke, never touched it again.

[Bastard]

I usually start off a meal by slicing off any visible fat from my steak which I save to later give to stray dogs or homeless people.

Whenever I have mashed potatoes, I always carve out a crater in the center to hold butter or gravy. The mashed potato bunker walls must never be broken until the very last few bites. Any bread or dinner roll is usually saved toward the end of the meal for sopping.

When eating pie, I always discard the top piece of crust.

I prefer most desserts to be cold or frozen.

I usually thaw ice cream in the microwave.

I almost always have to slice up most fruit to detect any hidden razorblades or threats.

[UNC]

Stray dogs > homeless people

[Bastard]

Stray dogs > homeless people


That is usually true but if you give scraps of meat to homeless people, they are usually chased by packs of stray dogs and put up a decent fight. Betting is encouraged.

[Bizz]

Tomato soup with crackers and hot sauce. I also love Mr Noodles but when I make it, I add a table spoon of crushed red chilies to the water. I love spicy soup.

[Bizz]

Also when I eat pussy it needs to be shaved or neatly trimmed. If it tastes like licking a battery I'll GTFO.

[Phil Theehor]

I think that there are very few foods that are not vastly improved by adding salsa, bacon or hot sauce (or all three).

I microwave doughnuts (or doughnut holes) for about fifteen seconds before eating them. I'd recommend you all try this. It can take the shittiest store-brand powdered, plain or cinnamon doughnut and turn it into an explosion of awesome taste.

Have a glass of milk handy. Caution recommended for doughnuts in the chocolate or jelly family.

[Daydreamer]

I prefer hot dogs on the grill and the skin be burnt black and crispy.

[Jericho]

I have no real brand loyalty. Sure there are sodas, beers, meats, cheeses, breads, etc. that I prefer, but I'll almost always grab what's on sale. Just a habit. For instance, I'm a Pepsi guy, but if Coke is ten cents cheaper,Coke it is. I've always kinda been like that. EXCEPT for pickles! Claussen, no matter how much. Vlasic can suck a dick

[bones12]

So you don't have strange eating habits, you're just a cheapass?

I don't trust people who eat pickles that aren't Claussen.

[Pax Britannia]

I cant stand pea's. They're like the ultimate filler food muscling in on almost every meal and they taste fucking disgusting. I dislike sweetcorn for a similar reason.

[Jericho]

So you don't have strange eating habits, you're just a cheapass?

I don't trust people who eat pickles that aren't Claussen.
Claussen Five!

[Jericho]

I'm not a total cheapass. I never buy the off brand generic food or drink, but will for trash bags or shit like that. I'm not eating fucking Sunshine chili or whatever the fuck, though

[Daydreamer]

I eat very little on my burgers. Cheese always, ketchup occasionally and Bacon often. But never bacon with ketchup. Though mustard is good with bacon. Or bacon and mushrooms. Anyway, I eat around the edge of the burger/bun until I have eaten about 3/4 of the way around the burger and then I eat the "middle" of the burger while holding onto the 1/4 of burger edge. Then after eating the middle I eat that last 1/4 of the edge.

[Jericho]

I eat very little on my burgers. Cheese always, ketchup occasionally and Bacon often. But never bacon with ketchup. Though mustard is good with bacon. Or bacon and mushrooms. Anyway, I eat around the edge of the burger/bun until I have eaten about 3/4 of the way around the burger and then I eat the "middle" of the burger while holding onto the 1/4 of burger edge. Then after eating the middle I eat that last 1/4 of the edge.
Weird. That's how I eat my sandwiches

[bpb]

I don't know if it's strange but I hate watermelon, cantaloupe and coconuts.

[nuclearjew]

Those aren't eating habits, that's just food you don't like.

[Jericho]

I'm with babbbfpprb, though. Melons fuckin suck

[HollywoodHogan]

What about cougar melons?

http://www.comedyfestival.com.au/participation/2007/images/mc/257.1207.thumb_large.D-cup-melons%20small.jpg

[bpb]

Yeah, I know it's not a habit but it's the closest I could come up with.

[Da Raider]

I tend to bury most of my food in hotsauce, red pepper or mustard or all three (unless it's a sweet food).

I love my food spicy hot, but not temperature hot.

[Smashing]

I don't use any condiments. I prefer food to taste like what it was intended not all fucked up with ketchup and mayo.

[hatepoppy]

i eat breakfast and lunch, maybe twice combined in a week.

[Smashing]

I don't eat squishy veggies. They have to have a bit of crunch to them.

[Daydreamer]

I am eating a peanut butter twix bar by first eating the peanut butter off of the cookie and then eating the cookie.

[Jericho]

I am eating a peanut butter twix bar by first eating the peanut butter off of the cookie and then eating the cookie.
What happened to the fucking chocolate!!!!??

[UNC]

Twix are for kids

[Candycane]

I chew plastic bottle caps :(

[Le Goat]

freak

[Daydreamer]

if you bite the cookie just right the peanut butter and surrounding chocolate come off clean leaving a chocolate cookie part with its own chocolate covering.

[WET HOT MESS]

When I'm done drink from water bottles or soda bottles, I'll start chewing on the top of the bottles or sharpen my incisors with them. Not the caps.

[Le Goat]

When I'm done drink from water bottles or soda bottles, I'll start chewing on the top of the bottles or sharpen my incisors with them.

I know stand words speak you

[WET HOT MESS]

I know stand words speak youI chew on the screw top of the bottle.

[Le Goat]

I chew on the screw top of the bottle.
:D

[WET HOT MESS]

Shit...

[Le Goat]

rep me whore

[Le Goat]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!

[WET HOT MESS]

haha

[Satan]

I rarely order the same thing twice at a restaurant, even if I like it.

[Le Goat]

no more azn smilies dammit

[UNC]

I almost always will spit in the pussy beforen eating it...or more like while eating it. In case the pussy isn't 100 percent clean, the salava I produce will reduce any lingering taint and make it less bitter.

It's science, really.

[Satan]

Do they serve that at restaurants?

[Face]

I chew plastic bottle caps :(
I used to peel the plastic liners out of plastic bottlecaps and chew on them

[UNC]

Do they serve that at restaurants?


Go to winchester and 3rd , the little diner on the corner and ask for Shelby.

[Daydreamer]

I almost always will spit in the pussy before eating it...or more like while eating it. In case the pussy isn't 100 percent clean, the saliva I produce will reduce any lingering taint and make it less bitter salty.

It's science, really.

Sorry, I told the bitch to douche after I was done.

[UNC]

Like I would mind that taste

[6655321]

i put french fries on cheeseburgers.

[Le Goat]

cuz it reminds u of daddies dick in your bunz?

[TylerDurden]

i won't eat corn on the cob, as it seems to be the only corn that ever gets stuck in my teeth. srsly, i love the taste and it's far better, health-wise, than the canned shit with all of its preservatives. but i won't dick with it unless i have sufficient time, pre-meal, to cut them off.

i love chicken, but it has to be boneless and never fried. i won't eat any seafood unless it's breaded fish sticks.

peanut butter and pickle relish is delicious. if i have no pickle relish, slices will suffice.

if i'm making a regular pb&j the bread has to be toasted. it's the only sammich that i require it. while making the pb&j i can't stand using the same knife for both the peanut butter and jelly. if i'm making a single serving (one or two sammiches) i'll apply peanut butter to both, rinse, and apply jelly to the remaining pieces (never stack toppings during creation). if i'm making more i'll use two knives. milk is amazing with pb&j's.

[Archetype]

I hate corn. I fucking hate it. Corn meal, corn bread, corn soup, canned corn, bagged corn, cream corn, corn on the cob, corn in my chili, corn in my stew, FUCK OFF WITH THE CORN.

[Jericho]

popcorn?

[Face]

nachos & corn chips?

[PhilipChocolate]

corn syrup perhaps?

[IdiotBrain]

I will not eat corn unless it's on the cob, dunno why... just hate it.

Peas, green beans, black eyed peas... I won't touch with a 10 foot pole.

I love carrots unless they're steamed, then they make me gag.

When I eat sushi... which I do at every possible chance, I use 80% wasabi 10% soy sauce 10% spicy mayo. If tears aren't rolling down my cheeks on the first bite, I require more wasabi.

Every deer I've ever killed, I've eaten at least part of the heart. Good shit.

[Jericho]

Steamed carrots are tasty

[Archetype]

Steamed baby carrots are tasty

[vasili denisov]

I avoid any cheese except feta. I don't drink regular milk. I'll tell you where the weapons cache is if you threaten to make me drink grape juice. I prefer french fries with steak sauce instead of ketchup. I've gotten used to, nay, now enjoy, the taste of certain tropical insects. For maximum comfort, I like to break two bottles and hold the jagged ends out, my back to the wall, my eyes on the door, and pay a local girl to fork the food over to my mouth, always making her eat every third mouthful first. Sometimes, I'll bite into a woman, and she'll laugh, and I'll laugh too, but I'm thinking, too bad you weren't trapped up on the Khyber with us. I bet you taste a lot better than McCracken did.

[Archangel]

There's nothing strange about it, but I fucking hate turnips. Cauliflower looks like cancerous fucking growth, so I'm not going anywhere near that shit. Germany is obsessed with white asparagus, and my dear countrymen are bloody well welcome to it, because white asparagus are the fourth state of matter of water.

But that aside, I'll eat pretty much anything, except mammalian carnivores.

[IdiotBrain]

How about omnivores?

[Archangel]

I have eaten both bear and boar, so yeah. Venison ftw.

[Phil Theehor]

Why would a mammalian omnivore be acceptable, but a carnivore not?

[Archangel]

How many of the eating habits posted here make sense?


And I guess it's a natural thing. Predators don't hunt predators, because that would upset the balance of things.

[6655321]

you people have some weird eating habits.

i like to get a little bite of everything in each bite when eating a meal with several different components.

[}{arlequin]

i hate when too many ingredients on a plate co-mingle and run into each other. ideally i'd like them to not even touch each other.

ex: t-giving meal, cranberry sauce cannot mix w/ gravy

[6655321]

mix it all up!

[ElemenoP]

i hate when too many ingredients on a plate co-mingle and run into each other. ideally i'd like them to not even touch each other.

ex: t-giving meal, cranberry sauce cannot mix w/ gravy
http://www.ohdeedoh.com/uimages/ohdeedoh/2008_02_11_sur%20la%20table.jpg

You should carry this plate to every eating event you have.

[Limp]

I eat ass and pussy in the same sitting.

[6655321]

some foods were meant to be tasted together.

[}{arlequin]

some foods were meant to be tasted together.
i agree w/ this, i just wanna be the one loading it up on my fork instead of having it all ooze into each other before its time

[}{arlequin]

I eat ass and pussy in the same sitting.
one looong tongue stroke ftw

[mirt]

i like the flavor onions give to meals but i don't like actually eating onions, i hate the crunch that they make when you bite down on them

[Phil Theehor]

As long as you go P--> A, not A --> P with that long tongue stroke. The latter can could cause problems for the ladies.

[mirt]

As long as you go P--> A, not A --> P with that long tongue stroke. The latter can could cause problems for the ladies.

maybe... if you are doing that for some girl who doesn't bother to wipe her ass after she takes a shit

[Alcestis]

I have so many strange eating habits, it would take forever. But, I did notice one this morning that I thought was funny.

I love Kellogg's Raisin Bran (only brand I'll eat) but, once I pour my bowl I remove half the raisins.

It should be only one scope.

[Limp]

Can I has your raizoonz?!

[UNC]

I pick out the chicken in chicken noodle soup

[Limp]

I put my noodle in your chicken noodle soup.

[UNC]

You put the limp in the special olimpics