View Full Version : Jenna Jameson squirts out twins, she didn't feel a thing
smahoo
03-16-2009, 05:40 PM
Porn star Jenna Jameson gave birth to twin sons Monday morning, according to US magazine. Mixed martial arts fighter Tito Ortiz, Jameson's boyfriend of two years, is the babies' father.
“She's very excited to be a mom,” a source told the magazine. “She's been taking it easy and even had to be in a wheelchair during one of Tito's events in Las Vegas.”
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29726079/
the doc had a catcher's mitt to save the babies from hitting the wall
Satan
03-16-2009, 05:46 PM
Didn't we have the exact same joke in the thread title last time some porn skank had kids?
smahoo
03-16-2009, 05:48 PM
so what, you've never told the same joke twice
Aegis
03-16-2009, 05:52 PM
Can't believe the stupid bitch had kids, they'll let anyone breed these days. I just pray it's not another gtcsh.
redsox39
03-16-2009, 05:53 PM
Didn't we already hear that comeback before?
mongo
03-16-2009, 05:55 PM
this thread is horrible in every way so far. we should just lock it and move it to dead threads now.
smahoo
03-16-2009, 05:55 PM
did not
redsox39
03-16-2009, 05:56 PM
this thread is horrible in every way so far. we should just lock it and move it to dead threads now.
hasn't mongo said this shit before?
Trident
03-16-2009, 05:57 PM
Mongo is more of a nazi-mod than a member of stormfront.
mongo
03-16-2009, 05:58 PM
you're saying you like this thread?
Trident
03-16-2009, 05:58 PM
But I wouldn't change him for the world.
Trident
03-16-2009, 05:59 PM
you're saying you like this thread?
This thread >>>>> any poll began by Hoser.
But no, I don't.
Aegis
03-16-2009, 05:59 PM
Didn't we already hear that comeback before?
No.
Also:
come·back (khttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/ubreve.gifmhttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/prime.gifbhttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/abreve.gifkhttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/lprime.gif)n.1. a. A return to formerly enjoyed status or prosperity: The film star made an unexpected comeback.
b. A return to popularity: Wide ties are making a comeback this year.
2. The act of making up a deficit, as in a contest or game.
3. A reply, especially a quick witty one; a retort.
So you see, it was clearly not a comeback.
the creeps
03-16-2009, 06:06 PM
a porn star mother and a hack fighter for a father. these kids are fucking doomed.
TylerDurden
03-16-2009, 06:07 PM
No.
Also:
come·back (khttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/ubreve.gifmhttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/prime.gifbhttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/abreve.gifkhttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/lprime.gif)n.1. a. A return to formerly enjoyed status or prosperity: The film star made an unexpected comeback.
b. A return to popularity: Wide ties are making a comeback this year.
2. The act of making up a deficit, as in a contest or game.
3. A reply, especially a quick witty one; a retort.
So you see, it was clearly not a comeback.
but rather (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=comeback):
comeback
The art of replying to an insult with a witty word, statement or sentence.
Aegis
03-16-2009, 06:10 PM
I was referring to this thread specifically.
It must be awesome to have a mother that looks like a duck and a father that looks like a load. Never mind your mom got banged repeatedly in various orifices by random dudes on film.
vasili denisov
03-16-2009, 06:19 PM
Can't believe the stupid bitch had kids, they'll let anyone breed these days.
Yeah, it's always a surprise when someone who's had sex with over ten thousand men eventually has children.
Genius
03-16-2009, 06:22 PM
I'm going to masturbate to her. FYI.
the creeps
03-16-2009, 06:22 PM
Yeah, it's always a surprise when someone who's had sex with over ten thousand men eventually has children.
one of them is bound to stick
riseabove!
03-16-2009, 06:55 PM
If your vag has been penetrated by more than 1000 men, you probably should avoid fertilization of your old, decrepit eggs
Hanover Fist
03-16-2009, 07:23 PM
She looks way older than a 34 year old should.
It's too bad too, she probably still would look pretty nice if she didn't have all that ridiculous plastic surgery done. There are some porn ginches that are much older than her that still look pretty good, but her plastic surgeon should seriously be fired.
ADD was right, she looks like a fucking duck with fucked up eyes.
She should have used Tabitha Stevens surgeon (I know Dr. 90210 did one), she's 5 years older than Jenna, did 10x as much nasty shit as Jenna, had way more plastic surgery than Jenna and still looks way hotter than Jenna.
Lone Wolf
03-16-2009, 07:27 PM
Someone should have stopped this from happening
riseabove!
03-16-2009, 07:52 PM
Someone should have stopped this from happening
Trojan man?
HollywoodHogan
03-16-2009, 07:57 PM
All I saw was "Jenna Jameson squirts" and I was like "O RLY?"
No video though. Weak sauce!
Archangel
03-16-2009, 08:28 PM
Can't believe the stupid bitch had kids, they'll let anyone breed these days.
Says the #3 pro-utilitarian eugenics argument on GMF.
Lone Wolf
03-16-2009, 09:36 PM
All I saw was "Jenna Jameson squirts" and I was like "O RLY?"
No video though. Weak sauce!
I don't even think I would like giving birth porn
Mr. Bateman
03-16-2009, 10:36 PM
kids huh. i wonder what they will think when they find out their mom is the biggest porn star of all time.
HollywoodHogan
03-16-2009, 10:42 PM
I don't even think I would like giving birth porn
Just squirting.
Not birthing. -- I've seen a video of that before in bio class in high school. Disgusting. No thanks. Not even porn stars can make that look sexy.
riseabove!
03-16-2009, 10:43 PM
Just squirting.
Not birthing. -- I've seen a video of that before in bio class in high school. Disgusting. No thanks. Not even porn stars can make that look sexy.
or can they..
noahsdove
03-17-2009, 07:26 AM
How do you explain yourself at a PTA meeting when flocks of guys are coming up and saying, Congrats on winning your AVN Best new Starlet award.
Bungle
03-19-2009, 01:09 AM
She looks way older than a 34 year old should.
It's too bad too, she probably still would look pretty nice if she didn't have all that ridiculous plastic surgery done. There are some porn ginches that are much older than her that still look pretty good, but her plastic surgeon should seriously be fired.
So much for trying to tell girls jizz is good for their complexion...
kids huh. i wonder what they will think when they find out their mom is the biggest porn star of all time.
Yeah I wonder at what age they'd be able to comprehend it and what age they'd be when they find out. I wonder if they'd watch one of their mothers porns. Oh god I wonder if they'd jerk off to it. You know all of their friends at school would be watching that shit and making fun of them.
highone
03-21-2009, 06:41 PM
I hear 8/10 of the babies' body weight was related to having big-ass heads like daddy.
BIG PIZZLE
03-21-2009, 07:18 PM
That was stupid.