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Angry Ass Messican Dude
03-17-2009, 04:43 PM
What's the deal? Is there some sort of campaign going on? Is FACE trying to infiltrate GMF? Am I going to get paid in sexy Vietnamese girls?

TylerDurden
03-17-2009, 04:51 PM
What's the deal?
put simply: marcus is refusing to post until he attains administrator status.

Is there some sort of campaign going on?
no. it appears marcus is trying to win a seat in the house during an election off-year.

Is FACE trying to infiltrate GMF?
no. face is too fat, slovenly, and lazy to attempt such a feat. as such, he's also much too out of shape to be stealthy and/or sneaky.

Am I going to get paid in sexy Vietnamese girls?
no. unless tara is vietnamese, and then the answer would be *shudder* yes. and good luck to you.

/thread.

Angry Ass Messican Dude
03-17-2009, 05:01 PM
Wii is Vietnamese. I would like paid in Wii.

Aegis
03-17-2009, 05:02 PM
Secretly they all want me to be an Admin.

TylerDurden
03-17-2009, 05:03 PM
Secretly they all want me to be an Admin.

i said /thread, ******.

Aegis
03-17-2009, 05:05 PM
Give in Tyler, you know you want it.

dick_darlington
03-17-2009, 05:06 PM
Secretly they all want me to be an Admin.
FAIL

Aegis
03-17-2009, 05:07 PM
Dick

dick_darlington
03-17-2009, 05:10 PM
Dick
yes?

Angry Ass Messican Dude
03-17-2009, 05:10 PM
When Dick motherfucking Darlington says you fail, you might as well eat a gun. Closed Casket bits of your brain being found in the carpet for months.

Syndicate
03-17-2009, 05:10 PM
Wait.. So Marcus isn't going to post again until I make him an Admin?

Aegis
03-17-2009, 05:11 PM
Hi, you're looking nice today, have you done something with your hair? Perhaps later we could meet for a drink or something?

Jericho
03-17-2009, 05:12 PM
Wait.. So Marcus isn't going to post again until I make him an Admin?
I'm guessing that he will post again regardless of the outcome

comicfan
03-17-2009, 05:18 PM
Hi, you're looking nice today, have you done something with your hair? Perhaps later we could meet for a drink or something?

WTF?

Angry Ass Messican Dude
03-17-2009, 05:23 PM
Wait.. So Marcus isn't going to post again until I make him an Admin?


I don't know. This is all so confusing. I just want to make out with Wii....... or Shannon's hot leathery friend.

Genius
03-17-2009, 05:24 PM
I don't know which I'll miss more...watching Marcus kill himself, or telling Claydon to kill himself.

TylerDurden
03-17-2009, 05:27 PM
Give in Tyler, you know you want it.

you fail as a regular poster. what makes you think you'd do any better as an admin? what are your qualifications aside from having buckets of cock thrown at your face?

FAIL

bewm, headshot.

When Dick motherfucking Darlington says you fail, you might as well eat a gun. Closed Casket bits of your brain being found in the carpet for months.

that's because dmfd is the fucking truth. when dmfd says you're a failure them shits is retroactive to your motherfuckin' great-great-great-great-great-grandmother (probably a whore, not gonna lie) or some shit.

Wait.. So Marcus isn't going to post again until I make him an Admin?

that's what i've been hearing. i think i read that in his 'quit smoking' thread.

Hi, you're looking nice today, have you done something with your hair? Perhaps later we could meet for a drink or something?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand... you should stop posting as you've officially become creepy... like... pedobear creepy.

I'm guessing that he will post again regardless of the outcome

i'm guessing that'll happen right after he lights up a cigarette.

Trident
03-17-2009, 05:31 PM
Marcus was admin before, right? What did he do wrong to be demoted?

Satan
03-17-2009, 05:31 PM
He'll post again. But I'm all for his adminship if we're getting paid in sexy viet girls.

TylerDurden
03-17-2009, 05:33 PM
He'll post again. But I'm all for his adminship if we're getting paid in sexy viet girls that don't look like tara.

srsly, with some of the luck that roams around here it could be raining sweet pussy and someone would get hit with a dick.

Trident
03-17-2009, 05:34 PM
Isn't it that he just wants to see the Mod forum anyway.

Satan
03-17-2009, 05:35 PM
I've yet to meet a viet girl that looks like Tara. Even the chubby ones look nothing like her

TylerDurden
03-17-2009, 05:36 PM
Isn't it that he just wants to see the Mod forum anyway.

i could be wrong, but i just don't think the guy would be a horrible admin. but then again we run the risk of a bad chiefs-to-indians ratio.

Pax Britannia
03-17-2009, 05:37 PM
I've yet to meet a viet girl that looks like Tara. Even the chubby ones look nothing like her

You know she's not Vietnamese right? She's half white half Korean.

TylerDurden
03-17-2009, 05:39 PM
You know she's not Vietnamese right? She's half white half Korean.

i wasn't aware of that... carry on, then.

Satan
03-17-2009, 05:39 PM
You know she's not Vietnamese right? She's half white half Korean.

I'm well aware of this, not sure if tyler is. All asians look alike anyway.

vasili denisov
03-17-2009, 05:43 PM
I too am in support of this economic proposal where we are paid in Vietnamese females. Their tight, tender bodies falling back and forth on me in a holy rhythm, their faces veiled in thick soft dark hair, obscuring all except an open panting mouth. Representative Boehner, why did you not propose this?

Angry Ass Messican Dude
03-17-2009, 05:55 PM
He'll post again. But I'm all for his adminship if we're getting paid in sexy viet girls.


Shotgun on first.

Trident
03-17-2009, 06:25 PM
i could be wrong, but i just don't think the guy would be a horrible admin. but then again we run the risk of a bad chiefs-to-indians ratio.

He'd be no worse than Face.

*ding*

He wants to be equal to Face - those two don't get on and it sticks in his craw that Face can view the Mod forum...

Bingo. Maybe.

Kerjack
03-17-2009, 06:52 PM
I give his shenanigans a 70/30 chance of working.

Trident
03-17-2009, 07:09 PM
I give them a 100% chance of not working.

STDSkillz
03-17-2009, 07:11 PM
Besides completely and utterly destroying GMF, what's the worst that could happen if Marcus became an administrator?

Nature's Folly
03-17-2009, 07:12 PM
I support Marcus in all he tries.

Bizz
03-17-2009, 07:34 PM
Marcus will be posting a campaign video soon.

mongo
03-17-2009, 07:35 PM
fuck posting it. i hope he just leaks it.

Bizz
03-17-2009, 07:36 PM
Marcus, I want to be your running mate.

jemeske
03-17-2009, 07:37 PM
This better end up as funny as the Manny for Mod campaign of 05. The bar is set.

mongo
03-17-2009, 07:37 PM
you said "mate". lulz.

Stax
03-17-2009, 08:12 PM
I just got one.

White.Rabbit
03-17-2009, 08:14 PM
idiots.

Bizz
03-17-2009, 08:44 PM
http://forum.gorillamask.net/images/reputation/reputation_pos.gif Off-Topic III (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?p=473288#post473288) 03-17-2009 09:41 PM UNC (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=46) Marcus for admin! I'll put anything in my mouf!

He's got my vote.

Da Raider
03-17-2009, 11:33 PM
I too am in support of this economic proposal where we are paid in Vietnamese females. Their tight, tender bodies falling back and forth on me in a holy rhythm, their faces veiled in thick soft dark hair, obscuring all except an open panting mouth. Representative Boehner, why did you not propose this?

The Geneva Convention specifically addressed this economic concern.

RULE 2A1.25g states:

"When forum user implements silent campaign for an administrator position, said influence maker shall be paid in exotic vietnamese females. Debts are considered paid in full, when said influence makers of said aforementioned forum have had a minimum of 24 hours of sexual contact (vaginal, oral and anal) with exotic vietnamese female(s) and a minimum of four (4) orgasms. Said forum is not responsible for STD's, pregnancies, or exotic Vietnamese female marrying you, bring her entire family over from Vietnam (inculding aunts, uncles, cousins and grandparents) divorcing you and taking all yo shit."

Candycane
03-17-2009, 11:42 PM
This is like watching one of those girls throw themselves at that guy and she begs him to fill her ass and you want to just hide behind your pillow because you know the guy just wants to go to bed because she smells like cherry lube and cat food and he has early meetings in the morning and the girls is just crazy and needy and has stuffed animals on her bed.

Oggie
03-18-2009, 12:44 AM
http://forum.gorillamask.net/images/reputation/reputation_pos.gif You wanna get high? (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?p=471143#post471143) 03-17-2009 07:06 AM UNC (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=46) marcus for admin. Tell your daddy and I'll tell your mom

Three days with no post.
Exciting!

Da Raider
03-18-2009, 12:51 AM
http://forum.gorillamask.net/images/reputation/reputation_pos.gif You wanna get high? (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?p=471143#post471143) 03-17-2009 07:06 AM UNC (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=46) marcus for admin. Tell your daddy and I'll tell your mom

Three days with no post.
Exciting!

Marcus obviously thinks lowly of me. I have yet to get a rep selling me on his promotion to admin status.

The GWD
03-18-2009, 12:52 AM
If Marcus thinks I pull any weight around here, he's gravely mistaken.

Oggie
03-18-2009, 12:54 AM
Marcus obviously thinks lowly of me. I have yet to get a rep selling me on his promotion to admin status.
You confused him with the name change.
Send him PM and keep him up to date!

Jericho
03-18-2009, 12:58 AM
Is this GMF sweeps season? because it's awful

Oggie
03-18-2009, 12:58 AM
We're saving ThugQueen for sweeps.

Jericho
03-18-2009, 01:00 AM
Helllllo, ratings!

Angry Ass Messican Dude
03-18-2009, 08:17 AM
This is like watching one of those girls throw themselves at that guy and she begs him to fill her ass and you want to just hide behind your pillow because you know the guy just wants to go to bed because she smells like cherry lube and cat food and he has early meetings in the morning and the girls is just crazy and needy and has stuffed animals on her bed.


You just nailed my life, minus the meetings part.

Bizz
03-18-2009, 12:40 PM
Marcus For Admin! An Introduction of sorts!


9jU9k66MmX4

Trident
03-18-2009, 12:48 PM
If I could understand what the hell he was saying, I might have formed an opinion on that rousing speech.

Trident
03-18-2009, 12:48 PM
I think Marcus needs the ytmnd treatment Bizz to cement his campaign strategy.

Pox
03-18-2009, 12:52 PM
This forum is in dire need of more admins, for sure.

ShitBreak
03-18-2009, 01:33 PM
Awesome video from Marcus. I'm sucker'd in.

Yelram
03-18-2009, 01:51 PM
Marcus has always been awesome, and entertaining, and he brings alot to the GMF table. Most of the admins are hardly ever around, Marcus is all over this place. He deserves it, give it to him...

Trident
03-18-2009, 01:52 PM
How much did he send you to say that?

Limp
03-18-2009, 01:56 PM
MARCUS FOR SADMAN!

Trident
03-18-2009, 01:57 PM
You've got a typo there limp.... waaaaaiiitttt a minute.

Face
03-18-2009, 02:20 PM
that may be the first marcus video I've ever actually watched... I refuse to believe that's really his accent, he's gotta be faking it, nobody has an accent that stupid sounding

Satan
03-18-2009, 02:31 PM
Marcus has always been awesome, and entertaining, and he brings alot to the GMF table. Most of the admins are hardly ever around, Marcus is all over this place. He deserves it, give it to him...10/14 admins are in the top 50 posters, I don't know how you could call that hardly ever around.

Bizz
03-18-2009, 02:33 PM
10/14 admins are in the top 50 posters, I don't know how you could call that hardly ever around.

But I'm not an admin.

Face
03-18-2009, 02:35 PM
not to mention Jerricho is the #2 poster behind Randystote, who's only in first place because of the massive amounts of porn he posts

Yelram
03-18-2009, 02:37 PM
10/14 admins are in the top 50 posters, I don't know how you could call that hardly ever around.

I mean in the threads that count.

Banon
03-18-2009, 02:37 PM
that doesn't change the fact that jericho is a loser.

Satan
03-18-2009, 02:44 PM
I mean in the threads that count.I wasn't aware that certain threads didn't count.

Limp
03-18-2009, 02:51 PM
that may be the first marcus video I've ever actually watched... I refuse to believe that's really his accent, he's gotta be faking it, nobody has an accent that stupid sounding
eh?

Kerjack
03-18-2009, 03:03 PM
Marcus For Admin! An Introduction of sorts!


9jU9k66MmX4


How did Marcus vote on the 'how often do you blink' thread? Cuz that boy blinks a lot yo.

Hoser
03-18-2009, 03:49 PM
that may be the first marcus video I've ever actually watched... I refuse to believe that's really his accent, he's gotta be faking it, nobody has an accent that stupid sounding

I'm in the same boat.

Well not really, no one could actually be in the same boat with you for fear of sinking, but you know what I mean.

Trident
03-19-2009, 05:10 AM
I hate to say it, but Obama is backing Marcus now:

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x278/fforfreddie/untitled.jpg

comicfan
03-19-2009, 07:48 AM
Why not let him be admin... I can't see any harm in it and he wants it so bad.

Bizz
03-19-2009, 12:28 PM
Marcus For Admin! Co-worker interview 1/3

8PgxAhfHZNA

Bizz
03-19-2009, 12:30 PM
Marcus For Admin! Co-worker Interview 3/3

stxcKLeaDtE


Video 2 is currently unavailable.

Trident
03-19-2009, 12:39 PM
Ok, I'm actually impressed with that. Strange though, a Bush supporter not knowing what 'down under' is, or what the EU means...

Trident
03-19-2009, 12:43 PM
Marcus' coworkers makes him sound like Einstein.

If he keeps raising the bar, I'll have to agree that he deserves Admin on effort alone.

Bizz
03-19-2009, 12:46 PM
I'd make him an admin just for grabbing that chicks tit and going "wicky wicky" alone.

Trident
03-19-2009, 12:48 PM
What's the worst that could happen if Marcus becomes admin?

Why was he demoted last time?

Kerjack
03-19-2009, 01:03 PM
I've supported him before, see no reason to stop now.

Archangel
03-19-2009, 01:05 PM
All this just makes me phenomenally happy that I've never been south of the Mason-Dixon.

TylerDurden
03-19-2009, 01:06 PM
i can't lie: i was impressed. he seems to be taking this pretty seriously, which while this is gmf and most of the difficult shit is handled by rich and one or two other admins, is still a pretty serious post to take on.

i'd vote for him, if the voting of admin were left to us.

Archangel
03-19-2009, 01:10 PM
Somebody should run against him.

Pox
03-19-2009, 01:11 PM
You should debate him.

TylerDurden
03-19-2009, 01:11 PM
Somebody should run against him.

heh... this could be interesting.

Archangel
03-19-2009, 01:37 PM
You should debate him.

I would, but half the time I've no idea what the fuck he's talking about.

Bizz
03-19-2009, 02:12 PM
Marcus For Admin! Co-Worker interview 2/3


f32MOj22xRE

Hodge
03-19-2009, 02:21 PM
Marcus For Admin! Co-Worker interview 2/3


f32MOj22xRE
Working in the meat department is serious bizness apparently.

Archangel
03-19-2009, 02:24 PM
Does anybody there speak fucking English?

ShitBreak
03-19-2009, 02:27 PM
Good god. Seriously. Sign that motherfucker up RIGHT NOW.

STDSkillz
03-19-2009, 02:40 PM
HAHAHAHAHA. I fucking love Marcus.

Da Raider
03-19-2009, 02:52 PM
Marcus has recieved stellar recommendations from his co-workers. Here are some of the gems.

Describe Marcus in one word:

"Comedic"
"Perverted"
"Funny-funny. Not gay-funny."

Would Marcus make a good administrator on an on-line forum?

"Yes."
"No."

Obviously, Marcus's co-workers endorse him for Admin. Shouldn't you?

Angry Ass Messican Dude
03-19-2009, 02:56 PM
This shit is great. Marcus, if you want an EG vid, you need to make me a list of questions.

Limp
03-19-2009, 02:59 PM
I fucking love Marcus!

Angry Ass Messican Dude
03-19-2009, 03:00 PM
alright

TylerDurden
03-19-2009, 03:00 PM
I fucking love Marcus!

zaphrodesiac
03-19-2009, 03:03 PM
Marcus really butters my toast

The Dude
03-19-2009, 03:03 PM
Most of the admins are hardly ever around, Marcus is all over this place. He deserves it, give it to him...

ever heard of invisibility?

Da Raider
03-19-2009, 03:04 PM
The grassroots is building...

Trident
03-19-2009, 03:04 PM
ever heard of invisibility?

Who said that?

I kill myself.

Trident
03-19-2009, 03:05 PM
If Marcus was Admin he'd be visible all the time!!

Da Raider
03-19-2009, 03:13 PM
Hear ye! Hear ye!

The heavy-set married woman with the big cans that Marcus works with and secretly wants to bang him wants you to know that "Marcus is perverted." And that "Down Under" is "the place with the kangaroos" who's name she can't quite recall. Obviously, she is qualified to determine if somone would make a good administrator for an on-line forum. And she thinks Marcus would make a good admin.

So vote Marcus for Admin. Otherwise you hate puppies. And Claydon will be un-banned. You don't want Claydon un-banned, do you?

MARCUS FOR ADMIN 2009

Morfin
03-19-2009, 03:15 PM
I, too, am impressed by the four videos. No, not by the accents, not by what the interviewees said, not by the manager's choice of a black tie with a dark blue shirt, but by the questions that Marcus came up with -- especially the one about whether the person felt sad about not seeing his penis.

Should he be an admin? Shit, I don't know and I don't care. But Marcus makes me laugh.

Hodge
03-19-2009, 03:15 PM
If Marcus was Admin he'd be visible all the time!!
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 5 (5 members and 0 guests) Hodge (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=1287)*, janois (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=65)+, Limp (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=75), UNC (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=46)


Huh?

Aegis
03-19-2009, 03:21 PM
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say you're all meaning Aegis when you say Marcus.

I'm on to you.

zaphrodesiac
03-19-2009, 03:21 PM
Who can forget the bonerfest that ensued after the epic zapruder sleep assault vid?
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc3/jcvdcontest/godno.gif (http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc3/jcvdcontest/godno.gif)

Bizz
03-19-2009, 03:22 PM
Marcus For Admin! It's a beautiful Day For Change!


r79_pbono60

Morfin
03-19-2009, 03:23 PM
Help me out, Zaph. Is that a point in his favor or against?

Morfin
03-19-2009, 03:25 PM
Marcus For Admin! It's a beautiful Day For Change!


r79_pbono60

WTF? Outside in your socks? No shoes? Oh, you lost my vote.

zaphrodesiac
03-19-2009, 03:26 PM
It still humors me to this day, so it's completely positive

fuck your high moral ground

Hoser
03-19-2009, 03:30 PM
He cared enough to put me as his 2nd question.. AWWWWWW

I don;t really like the guy, but he is even winning me over. Anyone who would put this much effort into this deserves to make Admin, even if it is purely for entertainment value. But he really needs to do something about that accent, and maybe get some smarter co-workers.

TylerDurden
03-19-2009, 03:33 PM
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say you're all meaning Aegis when you say Marcus.

I'm on to you.

thought we had this discussion yesterday, and you gave a fucking clinic on epic failure. c'mon, mang, you a masochist or something?

when i say marcus i mean marcus, else i'd say something else and mean something else.

janois
03-19-2009, 03:34 PM
I'm pretty sure Jeebus wants Marcus for admin.
wicky! wicky!

Quantum Leap
03-19-2009, 03:50 PM
Yeah, I'm sold. And you all know how much my vote matters.

STDSkillz
03-19-2009, 03:53 PM
I know I go to Quantum Leap for all of my GMF decision-making.

Quantum Leap
03-19-2009, 03:59 PM
I'm thinking about running for Official GMF Ombudsman.

Trident
03-19-2009, 04:01 PM
Who wants to argue against Marcus becoming an Admin?

Feel free to PM/rep me reasons and I'll post them anonymously if you want. Let's make this even.

Jericho
03-19-2009, 04:02 PM
What is this homoballs?

The Dude
03-19-2009, 04:02 PM
Marcus For Admin! It's a beautiful Day For Change!


r79_pbono60

the related videos are the funniest part

The Dude
03-19-2009, 04:04 PM
Actually i take that back, the hat is obviously the best part.

that's dedication.

zaphrodesiac
03-19-2009, 04:05 PM
I prefer the militant shaved head. That's when I knew this shit was serious.

Trident
03-19-2009, 04:05 PM
Ok, I got this one from Marcus' kids:


Please don't let him be Admin. We don't see enough of him, when he gets angry with us, he calls us Kerjacks, what are they?

zaphrodesiac
03-19-2009, 04:06 PM
What are kerjacks? they're banned faggots

Satan
03-19-2009, 04:07 PM
Marcus is so obsessed with GMF that he named his dogs RP and Spuggy

fuldstændigamok
03-19-2009, 04:07 PM
I understand marcus when he speaks as good as he understand me when I write.

Trident
03-19-2009, 04:08 PM
I hear he called his penis Face, only so he can beat him every night.

STDSkillz
03-19-2009, 04:09 PM
I understand marcus when he speaks as good as he understand me when I write.

I think I know what this means.

Hoser
03-19-2009, 04:15 PM
And Marcus it is Hose-er, not hooser.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoser

The term "hoser" also refers to an era in hockey before the ice resurfacing machine came into use. The losing team had to hose off the ice

It is also the name of my hockey team.

Bizz
03-19-2009, 04:20 PM
Marcus For Admin!!! Zaphro Endorsement!

f0up0gLuH3M

zaphrodesiac
03-19-2009, 04:29 PM
http://i43.tinypic.com/358oq9w.jpg

Limp
03-19-2009, 04:38 PM
How many times have you guy's fapped to zaph's video? I'm on 4.

STDSkillz
03-19-2009, 04:38 PM
Seven.

Trident
03-19-2009, 04:41 PM
I'm blind.

zaphrodesiac
03-19-2009, 04:42 PM
just trying to keep the scene alive folks

Satan
03-19-2009, 04:43 PM
And Marcus it is Hose-er, not hooser.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoser



It is also the name of my hockey team.

So your team loses a lot?

Genius
03-19-2009, 04:43 PM
Didn't Syn ban Marcus for about 8 months a couple years ago? Why would he make him an admin?

janois
03-19-2009, 04:47 PM
To show my support for Marcus, I'm gonna get fucked up tonight. And maybe do some date rapin'.
Wicky wicky!

Hoser
03-19-2009, 04:48 PM
So your team loses a lot?

No, we are one of the top teams. We just have the name as a dumb hockey joke. We are also getting some new plaid jersey's this year with a toque and a hose on the front and the numbers will be made of hoses.

Da Raider
03-19-2009, 04:49 PM
Didn't Syn ban Marcus for about 8 months a couple years ago? Why would he make him an admin?

who cares? Logic need not get involved.

jemeske
03-19-2009, 04:57 PM
Did he actually become an admin AFTER that banning?

Also

http://i39.tinypic.com/2cog48o.jpg

jemeske
03-19-2009, 04:57 PM
http://i40.tinypic.com/2r53f9e.jpg

jemeske
03-19-2009, 04:58 PM
http://i43.tinypic.com/16lydu9.jpg

Face
03-19-2009, 05:38 PM
Did he actually become an admin AFTER that banning?

Also

http://i39.tinypic.com/2cog48o.jpg
he was made an admin back in '05 or so because he volunteered to be in charge of the gaming contests or some shit, he only held the position for a few weeks before he was demoted and was permabanned a few weeks later

Trident
03-19-2009, 05:42 PM
So he's got experience of being an Admin, that has to be a positive.

Satan
03-19-2009, 05:44 PM
How many times has Face been demoted?

Archangel
03-19-2009, 05:44 PM
I AM NOT FEMALE DAMNIT

Satan
03-19-2009, 05:47 PM
R 2!

Da Raider
03-19-2009, 05:48 PM
hurry up and get on board people. The Marcus for Admin Train is about to leave the station...

Genius
03-19-2009, 05:50 PM
...and will soon be headed for an inevitable crash and burn, quite the metaphor for his life.

Trident
03-19-2009, 05:52 PM
hurry up and get on board people. The Marcus for Admin Train is about to leave the station...

http://www.rmtbristol.org.uk/grayrigg.jpg

Da Raider
03-19-2009, 05:53 PM
http://www.rmtbristol.org.uk/grayrigg.jpg

see me? I'm the dead guy, burned to a crisp.

Pox
03-19-2009, 06:08 PM
Didn't Syn ban Marcus for about 8 months a couple years ago? Why would he make him an admin?
Didn't he also spend those 8 months trying to sneak back on and begging to be reinstated? No sane person would ever be that into this board.

I think I'm starting to come around to this.

Face
03-19-2009, 06:09 PM
Didn't he also spend those 8 months trying to sneak back on and begging to be reinstated? No sane person would ever be that into this board.

I think I'm starting to come around to this.
claydon did the same thing, they should both be institutionalized

Syndicate
03-19-2009, 06:37 PM
So what do you assholes want me to do now?

STDSkillz
03-19-2009, 06:43 PM
What are our options?

Trident
03-19-2009, 06:44 PM
So what do you assholes want me to do now?

POLL!!!

Secret ballot: yes or no.

Syndicate
03-19-2009, 06:44 PM
What are our options?

You tell me....

Syndicate
03-19-2009, 06:45 PM
POLL!!!

Secret ballot: yes or no.

Secret votes are horrible and should never be done here at GMF.

Trident
03-19-2009, 06:45 PM
POLL!!!

Public ballot: yes or no.

Trident
03-19-2009, 06:47 PM
If it's a tie, Rich gets the casting vote.

Trident
03-19-2009, 06:48 PM
The people have spoken: we who pay no taxes, nor anything towards the upkeep of GMF demand democracy!

STDSkillz
03-19-2009, 06:50 PM
You tell me....

Alright, I say you throw up a poll and see what the interest is. If it's overwhelming, you know what to do...

Trident
03-19-2009, 06:51 PM
Maybe we need to know why he was banned and demodded, and then allow him to make one post to state his case.

Archangel
03-19-2009, 06:55 PM
Maybe we need to know why he was banned and demodded, and then allow him to make one post to state his case.

Is that really that fascinating?

Trident
03-19-2009, 06:57 PM
Might be... if it was for posting personal information on someone, then that might sway the vote.

Da Raider
03-19-2009, 07:06 PM
Tits. Let's seee 'em! ~ Banon

Trident
03-19-2009, 07:08 PM
Votes: let's have 'em ~ Abraham Lincoln

Hodge
03-19-2009, 07:15 PM
If this happened it would need to be an admin with limited powers. God knows the shit he would do to this board on a drug/alcohol binge.

Aegis
03-19-2009, 07:17 PM
He seems like a decent enough guy. Should probably do alright as an Admin.

Trident
03-19-2009, 07:17 PM
If this happened it would need to be an admin with limited powers. God knows the shit he would do to this board on a drug/alcohol binge.

Isn't that every Admin except for Syn?

Jericho
03-19-2009, 07:17 PM
If this happened it would need to be an admin with limited powers. God knows the shit he would do to this board on a drug/alcohol binge.
Pretty much every admin we have abuses drugs and/or alcohol

Hodge
03-19-2009, 07:18 PM
As admin, Aegis would be banned.

Nature's Folly
03-19-2009, 07:18 PM
I support this fiasco.

Hodge
03-19-2009, 07:19 PM
Pretty much every admin we have abuses drugs and/or alcohol
True, but to Marcus levels?
Sure you drink retarded amounts of alcohol but as far as I know you don't have 10 percs in your system as well.

Satan
03-19-2009, 07:20 PM
If this happened it would need to be an admin with limited powers. God knows the shit he would do to this board on a drug/alcohol binge.You do realize how many raging alcoholics we already have that are admins, right?

Satan
03-19-2009, 07:21 PM
Isn't that every Admin except for Syn?
Nope...System Admin gots powerz too.

Trident
03-19-2009, 07:22 PM
Nope...System Admin gots powerz too.

I know you don't like boasting about your powers.

Hodge
03-19-2009, 07:22 PM
You do realize how many raging alcoholics we already have that are admins, right?
Yes.
I guess that shouldn't be a factor. Rich has fucked up on a few occasions when on the bottle.

Aegis
03-19-2009, 07:23 PM
Already been banned, Syn will be having none of that.

Well, for now anyway

Trident
03-19-2009, 07:24 PM
So we need a tee total, non smoker, non drug taking Christian type as Admin.... hmmm.


Kerjack?

Jericho
03-19-2009, 07:26 PM
Fuck a kerjack in the face with a dolphin

Archangel
03-19-2009, 07:29 PM
So we need a tee total, non smoker, non drug taking Christian type as Admin.... hmmm.


Kerjack?

*raises hand*


Well, I don't smoke that much, and I shall be mostly dry until April 12th.

Pax Britannia
03-19-2009, 07:31 PM
Dont put a German into a position of power. It will only end in tears....and genocide.

Syndicate
03-19-2009, 07:33 PM
Yes.
I guess that shouldn't be a factor. Rich has fucked up on a few occasions when on the bottle.

You mean like that time I got drunk and deleted TIM because he said that Master Of Puppets was a better album than And Justice For All?

Phil Theehor
03-19-2009, 07:41 PM
Where's the poll, Rich? I stand ready to cast my vote for Marcus.

Jericho
03-19-2009, 07:41 PM
Syn doesn't respond well to ultimatums

The GWD
03-19-2009, 07:43 PM
If you look at this in perspective, all the videos and the campaign to administrate an online forum, this really is one of the saddest things that's ever happened to mankind.

Bizz
03-19-2009, 07:45 PM
Marcus For Admin! Being Drunk is spongeworthy!


Tx11s-Yqz28

Phil Theehor
03-19-2009, 07:46 PM
If you look at this in perspective, all the videos and the campaign to administrate an online forum, this really is one of the saddest things that's ever happened to mankind.

Fair point. Just change your point of view and it becomes awesome.

Jericho
03-19-2009, 07:48 PM
Awww, smoking fail!

Pax Britannia
03-19-2009, 07:48 PM
Obama could learn allot from Marcus.

Phil Theehor
03-19-2009, 07:49 PM
Marcus For Admin! Being Drunk is spongeworthy!


Tx11s-Yqz28

Insulting Yankees is probably a poor tactical move. You'll divide your base.

Hodge
03-19-2009, 07:51 PM
You mean like that time I got drunk and deleted TIM because he said that Master Of Puppets was a better album than And Justice For All?
No. That is completely justified whether you were drunk or not.

Archangel
03-19-2009, 07:51 PM
Dont put a German into a position of power. It will only end in tears....and genocide.

Hint:


Take a look at our fearless leader's usergroup name...

Pax Britannia
03-19-2009, 07:52 PM
Hint:


Take a look at our fearless leader's usergroup name...

I suppose fascism isnt all bad. At least Syn keeps the trains running on time.

The GWD
03-19-2009, 07:53 PM
Fair point. Just change your point of view and it becomes awesome.

I really don't understand your stake in this. In the end, this is just a lonely old alcoholic seeking reassurance in his worth. This has nothing to do with you, or Bizz or anybody but Marcus. Stop pimping the forgotten hooker.


Marcus For Admin '09.
Really, why the hell not?

Wood paneling.

Syndicate
03-19-2009, 07:53 PM
Where's the poll, Rich? I stand ready to cast my vote for Marcus.


I'm just a bystander here. I'll have no part in these shenanigans other than to egg people on and generally amuse myself. Someone else can do it.

Archangel
03-19-2009, 07:54 PM
I suppose fascism isnt all bad. At least Syn keeps the trains running on time.

Whether that's good or not depends entirely on who's in the trains and where they are headed.

Syndicate
03-19-2009, 07:54 PM
Syn doesn't respond well to ultimatums

Stop hitting on me Red Bush.

Jericho
03-19-2009, 07:56 PM
Stop hitting on me Red Bush.
I hit on you in my milestone yesterday, sexy.

Bizz
03-19-2009, 07:58 PM
I hit on you in my milestone yesterday, sexy.

Yeah, way to put the boss first. Kiss ass.

HollywoodHogan
03-19-2009, 07:58 PM
Marcus For Admin! Being Drunk is spongeworthy!


Tx11s-Yqz28


A southern man striving not to speak in a slow drawl is like someone from San Francisco striving not to take a dick in the ass. But he's willing to willing to try for you. That's a pretty big step.

If my vote/opinion mattered, I'd vote for him. "WIKKY WIKKY IN '09"

Syndicate
03-19-2009, 07:58 PM
I hit on you in my milestone yesterday, sexy.


I don't read Milestones most of the time..... Dammnit... No I have to go look.

Trident
03-19-2009, 07:58 PM
We've seen the videos, read the reps, debated the bullshit and looked at tits.

Now is the time to cast your vote*.

Should Marcus become an Admin?


*please note all votes are non-binding and Syndicate will probably overrule any majority decision and/or let System Admin make the final choice. Your statutory rights are not affected. Available in other sizes, please call to ask. Other forums are available.

Archangel
03-19-2009, 07:59 PM
I hit on you in my milestone yesterday, sexy.

There was a milestone?

Jericho
03-19-2009, 08:00 PM
There was a milestone?
I was drunk. I actually said something sorta not really kinda nice about you, I think

Trident
03-19-2009, 08:01 PM
It was more of an inchstone.

The GWD
03-19-2009, 08:01 PM
If my vote/opinion mattered, I'd vote for him.

Luckily it doesn't.

Face
03-19-2009, 08:01 PM
fuck no

The GWD
03-19-2009, 08:02 PM
Shouldn't this be in Running Threads?

Trident
03-19-2009, 08:02 PM
This is too important for that, thread nazi.

Nature's Folly
03-19-2009, 08:02 PM
YES!

HollywoodHogan
03-19-2009, 08:04 PM
Luckily it doesn't.


http://www.halloweenscene.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/5165%20Sexy%20Leprechaun%202.jpg

This lucky?

jemeske
03-19-2009, 08:07 PM
Lot of pussy cats afraid to vote, apparently.

Archetype
03-19-2009, 08:07 PM
No. That is completely justified whether you were drunk or not.
Master of Puppets is better than And Justice For All.


Tx11s-Yqz28

That voice really, really reminds me of something. Can't put my finger on it.

The GWD
03-19-2009, 08:08 PM
I would vote to ban him and every one of you fucking homos spamming this stupid shit.

Trident
03-19-2009, 08:09 PM
Lot of pussy cats afraid to vote, apparently.

There is less freedom here than under the Taliban.

Trident
03-19-2009, 08:09 PM
I would vote to ban him and every one of you fucking homos spamming this stupid shit.

You are such a grumpy guss.

Face
03-19-2009, 08:10 PM
I <3 tha GDubDizzle

Face
03-19-2009, 08:10 PM
I just made that up!

Face
03-19-2009, 08:10 PM
I'm so hip and irreverrant

Face
03-19-2009, 08:10 PM
or is it irrelevant?

Face
03-19-2009, 08:10 PM
I can never tell

jemeske
03-19-2009, 08:13 PM
effervescent?

Trident
03-19-2009, 08:14 PM
I can never tell

Indecisive?

Pax Britannia
03-19-2009, 08:14 PM
Marcus is change we need.

The GWD
03-19-2009, 08:15 PM
Evanescence.

Archetype
03-19-2009, 08:15 PM
8 days and 23 hours.

Nature's Folly
03-19-2009, 08:16 PM
Marcus is change we need.

In Marcus we trust.

Trident
03-19-2009, 08:17 PM
Marcus backwards is Suc Ram.

Need I say more?

Pax Britannia
03-19-2009, 08:18 PM
Marcus is tough on crime and tough on the causes of crime.

Trident
03-19-2009, 08:18 PM
Say, who made me follow an invalid link?

Jericho
03-19-2009, 08:19 PM
Lot of pussy cats afraid to vote, apparently.
I choose not to run

Nature's Folly
03-19-2009, 08:26 PM
Marcus is tough on crime and tough on the causes of crime.

Marcus Fucks hot brunette 18 yr olds AND post the pics of said fucking on GMF for all to enjoy....Need i say more?

Pax Britannia
03-19-2009, 08:28 PM
If it's legal it's moral.

Phil Theehor
03-19-2009, 08:28 PM
That voice really, really reminds me of something. Can't put my finger on it.

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c89/pailhead/forrest_gump.jpg

feith
03-19-2009, 08:39 PM
he's got my vote.

janois
03-19-2009, 08:57 PM
The people have spoken: we who pay no taxes, nor anything towards the upkeep of GMF demand democracy!
Bullshit! I payed 20 bucks for a whore. Or at least a great night at the titty bar.

Lone Wolf
03-19-2009, 09:03 PM
Why is this always such a big issue?

janois
03-19-2009, 09:05 PM
Adminz is serious business

Pox
03-19-2009, 09:09 PM
This poll is totally going to matter.

Archetype
03-19-2009, 09:34 PM
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c89/pailhead/forrest_gump.jpg


Not his drawl, his anti-drawl. It's ominous.

STDSkillz
03-19-2009, 11:20 PM
Lolz, feith voted. I find that a little bit strange.

janois
03-20-2009, 12:01 AM
Make Marcus an Admin. Give him enough rope to hang himself (if he would). What's the worst that could happen.
He'd probably be in the Jericho division.
That mother fucker takes his shit serious. Which is good.
Plus all the date rapin.

Da Raider
03-20-2009, 12:02 AM
I've yet to meet a viet girl that looks like Tara. Even the chubby ones look nothing like her

that's becuz Tara is part Korean, not Vietnamese.

Da Raider
03-20-2009, 12:03 AM
PS I don't see the big deal about Marcus being an admin. Face has been admin, and then dumped atleast a billion fucking times. How the hell could Marcus do any worse?

Hanse
03-20-2009, 12:04 AM
Marcus is a great Admin. He really is.

Da Raider
03-20-2009, 12:04 AM
Marcus is a great Admin. He really is.

dupe?

Hanse
03-20-2009, 12:05 AM
Hi. I'm not Marcus.

Hodge
03-20-2009, 12:12 AM
I wish Hanse was Danse.

Syndicate
03-20-2009, 12:21 AM
To Marcus:

I voted NO... Not because I do not like you, or because I don't think you'd be a bad Admin. Hell, I think you're a hell of a guy. SHIT...You're my favorite redneck of all-time... True story. I just think there would be too much bad blood from the past with the current staff, and there would be too many conflicts of interest, also from the past. I'm all about moving onto the future, but some shit sticks around.... Sticks around longer than it should. You were a founder of the FACE SHITHOLE, who shall forever remain a royal pain in my ass, and the asses of ALL OF US no matter how hard I try to get us all away from them. You also managed to piss off most of the founding members of the AL West Mafia, The Old School Regulars, and so on... Half of whom are Mods/Admins here now. Those *******'s hold a grudge.... Nuff Said.... Nothing I can do about that. All in all, just too much bad blood man. It took ages for most old school posters to respect you as a regular poster again, but we did and that took a lot. You should be proud of that. Unfortunately, a lot of the old school haters help me run the show I don't think they could handle you being and Admin. I stick to with my staff too, no matter how flawed they may be. Hence the MAIN reason I voted NO. Short version... You being an Admin... That's too much.. Too soon. True story... No bullshit. Hope you don't hate. I'm just telling it like it is.