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Jericho
03-19-2009, 02:12 AM
It's pretty common knowledge than I'm an unemployed alcoholic loser. I've been coming here for 4 years to bullshit with you guys,and I doubt I'll stop unless the site goes down. I honestly care about each and every one of you, and have tried to hep everyone in need when I've been called upon. You could never say I was an absent,do nothing administrator. Here's a lil shout out to y'all



Syndicate-I had a blast drinking with you back when, and appreciate the opportunity you've given me to help out with the site in whatever ways I could. Most regs could tell you I've given my all

Randystote-I'm not much into the GMF game for the porn, but many others enjoy the shit out of you. Imma catch your postcount soon,kid

Mongo-I used to kinda hate you, and you've turned into one of my GMF BFFs. You're good people,man. Despite so many things that are fail about you,I'm happy when you're posting.

Archangel-We don't always get along, but I respect your intellect and you mine. And you take being a moderator more serious than most. It's still fun to wind you up, though

Marcus-We hated each other at first with the whole Duke-UNC thing,but our love of alcohol brought us together. Syn's not gonna make you admin, so come back big boy. <3

007-You broke the fucking website, but you still post many celeb boner pics,so I ain't mad

Hannibal Lecter-Meh. You post way too much irrelevant running threads tripe. You're better than that

Face-Despite "Jerry Bear",Still one of my favorite members. I even sort of admire his model ability. Pissy disposition, but once you crack it, he's a sweetheart

Stax-You know as much about baseball as you do not know about vagina. You need to fix that, kid

Archetype-I have mad envy for your drawing skills. I took many art classes. Senior year, I got a fuckin 18% in my art class. I could learn a thing or two from you,man

Fuld-I don't understand half the shit you post,but I realize that if I read comics, you'd probably be number 1 by me

6655321-I want you as my roommate. Seriously. It's Cali time. It's feeding Joel time.

hatepoppy-Alot of people either love or fuckin hate you. I'm in the love category, my man. You are a goofy mother, and I dig that about YOU!

}{arlequin-We don't cross paths often,but from what I've seen,you're a sophisticated dude who gets killer poon. You're doing well, friend

Sink-You were large and in charge, educated beyond anyone's knowledge, started the dumbest fucking polls I've seen and I fuckin miss you. Hope you're okay.

Big Pizzle-You're full of shit, and I love it. Your stories are funny as fuck sometimes

ADD-You're one of my fave posters man. You get a lot of shit, but not from me. Keep up the good work, Andy

Anita-Ilove you and find it so hard to believe you're a virgin with the shit that youpost. I feel bad for that first victim

mxlplkt-Where did fuck mixie come from?I love you, man

Mikey-I wish you wouldn't talk about yourself the way you do sometimes, cause I fuckin love you man. You're awesometown,even though you give me shit about being retarded

OSUMike-You're all good, dude. You're a silly loser like me. Don't take these dickheads serial.

Nuclearjew-You're a funny fucking sports poster. I wish you were here more often.

Kyle-Who the fuck else am I gonna talk reality TV with? You're my huckleberry.

Bizz-You poke fun at me more than anyone else. I know it's cause youlove me and I don't give a shit. But pick on someone that'll fight back. It's more fun

Busey-All of your posts lead me to believe you are a fan of chicken wings and heavy metal. Rockon!

GWD-You crack my shit up....until you nerd out and then I'mleft to jerk myself off. Again.

Pax-I know you don't like me much, but you teach me about Europe whether I want it or not.

GTSCH-You rarely give me shit about not knowing something. You won't tell me how to do it,but do it for me while laughing at me. Thanks, bud.

medlar-You don't bother me as much as you used to, but you still fucked a horse

Limp-I rarely ever see you these days, but you're still a creepy asshole

Pollo-Tremendous sports poster when he does post. We miss you in the wrestling thread, buddy

STDSkillz-My birthday brother! Glad you've finally succumbed to the glorious nectar that is alcohol

Raider-One of these days we will meet up and drink some unsuspecting town dry. That is a fact

zaphro-You make me want to drinkmore, if possible. You are the man of the world!!!!!!!!!

Craig-I fucking miss you! Post moar!

bpb-The perfect Cowboy fan to my Giant fan. Also, just about the only tolerable Cowboy fan here

soitgoes-We are boys. You need to post more. Most these noobs give you shit cause they weren't here 3-4 years ago when they knew how great you could be.

TTT-same

Bones-same

Jemeske-Welcome the FUCK back, you funny motherfucker

Alcestis-I heart you, and you're a damn good mod who let's me know shit on the quick

Tara-Nice boobs

Kerjack-Quit being such an e-killjoy

Vasili-You confuse and bewilder me, you brilliant motherfucker

RedBeard-My fucking e-doppelganger. Love that fuckin guy

CandyCane-You may be mom, but your reps say dirty whore who needs spanked

Banon-We give each other mad shit, but he knows it's in fun



I'm sorry if you were not mentioned. Post more. I love you all

Will-Kill
03-19-2009, 02:14 AM
This is what happens when you drink.

Bizz
03-19-2009, 02:20 AM
You're right. I only poke fun because I care. I didn't realize it upset you so much. I'll make an effort to turn it down a notch. You may be unemployed and an alcoholic but you're a winner in our hearts.

Bizz
03-19-2009, 02:21 AM
This is what happens when you drink.

There is no way you read all of that before you posted.

Will-Kill
03-19-2009, 02:23 AM
I Read the beginning and the end.

Bizz
03-19-2009, 02:24 AM
The part about you not being mentioned? PWNT

Will-Kill
03-19-2009, 02:25 AM
Being uncool is the cool thing.

Bizz
03-19-2009, 02:27 AM
Emo Mikey is emo.

The GWD
03-19-2009, 02:28 AM
"Nerd out"?

That is...highly illogical.

Da Raider
03-19-2009, 02:31 AM
JerriBear hooked me up with my OG handle. Much love!

Jericho
03-19-2009, 02:31 AM
I don't know shit about Star Wars!!

The GWD
03-19-2009, 02:32 AM
I don't know shit about Star Wars!!

Well, I don't know shit about wrestling. So let's just call it even and start a two person circle jerk. If you start it, more will come.

Gary_Busey
03-19-2009, 02:38 AM
I regret to inform Jericho and all of GMF, I've given up wings.

Archetype
03-19-2009, 02:40 AM
I honestly care

Jericho
03-19-2009, 02:40 AM
That's a fucking load!

Gary_Busey
03-19-2009, 02:41 AM
Seriously, that shit is way too easy to order and it tears up my stomach.

Will-Kill
03-19-2009, 02:42 AM
Buffalo Wings are the party curse.

The GWD
03-19-2009, 02:51 AM
There's a new restaurant coming here called Wingstop. Someone here has to be familiar with it.

mongo
03-19-2009, 02:55 AM
faggot.

Bizz
03-19-2009, 02:58 AM
I'm going to retire the sig.

You know, this one.

http://jerribear.ytmnd.com/ (http://www.anonym.to/?http://www.anonym.to/?http://www.anonym.to/?http://jerribear.ytmnd.com/)

Bizz
03-19-2009, 03:08 AM
I just want to take a minute to remind everyone that we dodged a bullet and it could've been AJ that is admin. Think about that.

Jericho
03-19-2009, 03:10 AM
You campaigned pretty hard for him. Luckily, I'm awesome

Jericho
03-19-2009, 03:11 AM
Also, AJ wouldn't have made it nearly this long

Bizz
03-19-2009, 03:13 AM
You campaigned pretty hard for him. Luckily, I'm awesome

Yeah I know. Totally dodged a bullet on that one.

I think he just got way vag hurt and retreated away from GMF. 20$ on he is on some other forums being the same cunty old man.

Face
03-19-2009, 03:23 AM
I love you too man, and yes I totally mean that in the queerest way possible

Will-Kill
03-19-2009, 03:24 AM
There's a new restaurant coming here called Wingstop. Someone here has to be familiar with it.

Good Food

There is about 10 flavors, Fries tend to be salty and beans give you tons of gas.

A tad expensive, Combos can easily fill you up.

They have regular and boneless wings, you can get them with no sauce and get dipping sauces.

Face
03-19-2009, 03:32 AM
boneless wings?? Philistines! Half the fun of eating wings is peeling the meat off the bones, the other half is looking down after the meal and seeing nothing but a pile of bones sitting on your plate, it's so savage, so satisfying, like cooking with fire or clubbing a bitch over the head and dragging her back to the cave

Will-Kill
03-19-2009, 03:36 AM
Yea, Buffalo wings do seem better to me...plus the boneless costs more.

Archetype
03-19-2009, 03:41 AM
boneless wings?? Philistines! Half the fun of eating wings is peeling the meat off the bones, the other half is looking down after the meal and seeing nothing but a pile of bones sitting on your plate, it's so savage, so satisfying, like cooking with fire or clubbing a bitch over the head and dragging her back to the cave
Except that their chickens. Not exactly the most fierce creature known to man.

Face
03-19-2009, 03:46 AM
you've clearly never been assulted by a flock of pissed off hens

Bizz
03-19-2009, 03:49 AM
Somebody change the name of this thread to: Jericho's 10k Milestone, let's go get some chicken wings, but not the boneless ones.

Jericho
03-19-2009, 03:51 AM
Yeah, quit winging up my thread! I wanna have a three way with Bizz and Craig!

STDSkillz
03-19-2009, 04:41 AM
Joel! Fuck yes dude, fuck yes. I'm glad I'm succumbed to the mistress' calling as well. Maybe one day we can both get plastered.

mongo
03-19-2009, 04:45 AM
what are the odds joel was hammered while doing this?

STDSkillz
03-19-2009, 04:46 AM
Odds aren't really as useful when the probability = 1.

Face
03-19-2009, 04:46 AM
when is jerry ever sober?

mongo
03-19-2009, 04:48 AM
i think he might be sober sometime around waking up and stumbling to the fridge.

STDSkillz
03-19-2009, 04:49 AM
And then drunk again about ten minutes after that?

mongo
03-19-2009, 04:50 AM
at least buzzed.

Jericho
03-19-2009, 04:56 AM
And here to think I loved you guys

STDSkillz
03-19-2009, 04:57 AM
WE LOVE YOU JOEL. These aren't bad things, these are reasons why you're awesome possum.

mongo
03-19-2009, 04:59 AM
stop complimenting the troll!

mongo
03-19-2009, 04:59 AM
chapter 2, the next chapter...

Archetype
03-19-2009, 05:09 AM
Odds aren't really as useful when the probability = 1.
Isn't 1, 50/50? Wait, don't answer that...

Oggie
03-19-2009, 05:59 AM
Fuck. You.

Oggie
03-19-2009, 06:20 AM
WTF?
Neg.

Blue
03-19-2009, 06:22 AM
I honestly care about each and every one of you,...

You're dead to me, Blurr

:(

Trident
03-19-2009, 06:25 AM
For somebody with so much spare time this milestone lacks quality.

*cough* squared circle *cough*

Okie Medicvet
03-19-2009, 07:22 AM
You don't like me, and that's okay. I think it's funny that we have similiar tastes in a lot of stuff. Especially Vh1 trash shows.

I think you do a good job.

Stax
03-19-2009, 07:24 AM
Yay

mxlplkt
03-19-2009, 07:33 AM
STRIKE TEAM!

}{arlequin
03-19-2009, 07:44 AM
THANK YOU FOR MAKING JERRIBEAR A REALITY!!!!!

comicfan
03-19-2009, 08:33 AM
Nice post Jericho.

Which reminds me.... what ever happened to sink?

White.Rabbit
03-19-2009, 10:07 AM
asshole.

ShitBreak
03-19-2009, 10:11 AM
I love the JeriBear.

Limp
03-19-2009, 10:12 AM
asshole.
Please don't post it again

redsox39
03-19-2009, 10:17 AM
I now see where I lie in the GMF hierarchy...

But I love you anyways.

Jericho
03-19-2009, 04:14 PM
I was drunk. I take it all back

The GWD
03-19-2009, 04:15 PM
So, I'm not a nerd?

Aegis
03-19-2009, 04:16 PM
You forgot me fuck face.

Hodge
03-19-2009, 04:22 PM
*bump*

Archangel
03-19-2009, 09:05 PM
Awww.


More like TeddyBear.

Jericho
03-19-2009, 09:08 PM
meh. Sometimes.

Nature's Folly
03-19-2009, 09:11 PM
I didn't make the list. *Shoots self*

Bizz
03-19-2009, 09:12 PM
I'm here to suck this dick.

Nature's Folly
03-19-2009, 09:13 PM
*Whips it out*

Jericho
03-19-2009, 09:14 PM
I'll allow it. Bizzle,suck Folly's dick

Kerjack
03-19-2009, 09:14 PM
In Soviet Russia joy kill you!

Nature's Folly
03-19-2009, 09:15 PM
:D

Bizz
03-19-2009, 09:15 PM
It didn't specify.

Jericho's 10k(or close enough) post. Suck this dick

Nature's Folly
03-19-2009, 09:20 PM
This dick isn't gonna suck itself bizz....

Bizz
03-19-2009, 09:21 PM
This dick isn't gonna suck itself bizz....

You don't know that, let's keep watching it for a bit and see what happens.

Trident
03-19-2009, 09:23 PM
Tantric sex ftw!

Nature's Folly
03-19-2009, 09:23 PM
Bizz your order is up and it's my Cockmeat Sandwich.

Bizz
03-19-2009, 09:26 PM
It smells funny...

Nature's Folly
03-19-2009, 09:27 PM
But how does it taste?

Bizz
03-19-2009, 09:30 PM
But how does it taste?

Just like you'd think a cock meat sandwich would taste. I don't feel well.

Lone Wolf
03-19-2009, 10:06 PM
That 10k post might have been the sappiest thing I've read here since Okie was posting

Datači
03-20-2009, 05:31 AM
Fuck this shit.

VoxAngelikus
03-20-2009, 09:27 AM
OSUMike-You're all good, dude. Especially dat a$$. You're a silly loser like me. And that's why I think we click during our hours-long IM sex chat sessions. Man, you should see the mess all over my computer desk after I get done chatting with you! Don't take any dickheads but mine, man. And I won't add Voxangelikus to my milestone post because he just doesn't get you, Mike. Not the way I do, baby. I love you. jerry.

The Dude
03-20-2009, 10:03 AM
soitgoes-We are boys. You need to post more. Most these noobs give you shit cause they weren't here 3-4 years ago when they knew how great you could be.


I hope I'm not infected with Jerry Rice syndrome...

Jericho
07-07-2009, 03:01 AM
Bump


I'm a drunk punk

Mustard
07-07-2009, 07:58 AM
The more you growl, the more it blends.

Quality bump, by the by.

NOTKyle
07-07-2009, 09:06 AM
I remember when I had my first 40 beers.

hatepoppy
07-07-2009, 09:25 AM
i remember when you had your first 40 queers.

NOTKyle
07-07-2009, 09:26 AM
If you remember so well give me every detail.

ruffdog
07-07-2009, 12:48 PM
fuck you Jerkface

Bizz
07-07-2009, 02:23 PM
More like Jericho's 20k milestone.

Jericho
07-07-2009, 02:29 PM
What is the meaning of this???

hatepoppy
07-07-2009, 02:30 PM
i think he was callin you out for pullin a seven thousand post old milestone. youre due for round 2, scarlet.

Jericho
07-07-2009, 02:38 PM
I can get sappy and lovey w the best of em, sunshine.

Jericho
07-07-2009, 02:43 PM
Jericho's 10k(or close... 07-07-2009 01:39 PM ruffdog the fact that you missed me on the list is retarded...my drunk antics made some serious lulz.. <3


Ruffdog-Suckin serious ass since 2005

ruffdog
07-07-2009, 02:44 PM
damn straight