Have you ever....

[Black_Sun]

Pretty simple, Someone posts a question in the form of 'Have you ever <insert question here>'. The Following poster answers the above question, and if the answer is yes, an explanation must be made. After the explanation poster #2 gets to ask a question.

Example:

Have you ever been arrested?

Yes. I was once arrested for smuggling jello shots up my ass across state lines.

Have you ever had sex with an animal?

Then it goes on from there. Get the idea? I'll start.


Have you ever seen someone naked that you wish you could erase from your memory?

[feith]

oh god yes!!

have you ever legitly gone skinny dipping?

[Black_Sun]

oh god yes!!

have you ever legitly gone skinny dipping?
You're supposed to explain. We want the filthy details!


No, I've never been skinny dipping.



Have you ever been caught by someone during the act of 'self love'?

[zillionaire]

No, a couple of close calls though. I got really good at doing it quietly in the last relationship I was in. You see, the sex was much better when I was all by myself.

Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

[Black_Sun]

No, I am far too uncoordinated to dance.



Have you ever been in a serious car accident?
(at least one car must have been totaled to qualify as serious.)

[zillionaire]

Year before last my dad bought me a car for $2200, which I was going to pay back. I'd had the car for a week, during which time I came down with the flu. Boyfriend drove me in my new car to pick up some medicine when this 92 yo man pulls his car out of his driveway right in front of us and comes to a dead stop (the speed limit on this road was 55). Seems he wasn't sure where he was going. We had to swerve quickly not to hit him, but he then decides to pull back into the next driveway over. We ran off the road into a ditch, wiping out the mailboxes and utterly destroying the car. The cops came, we were held liable and had to buy him a new mailbox.

Ever been in a real haunted house?

[Nature's Folly]

Year before last my dad bought me a car for $2200, which I was going to pay back. I'd had the car for a week, during which time I came down with the flu. Boyfriend drove me in my new car to pick up some medicine when this 92 yo man pulls his car out of his driveway right in front of us and comes to a dead stop (the speed limit on this road was 55). Seems he wasn't sure where he was going. We had to swerve quickly not to hit him, but he then decides to pull back into the next driveway over. We ran off the road into a ditch, wiping out the mailboxes and utterly destroying the car. The cops came, we were held liable and had to buy him a new mailbox.

Ever been in a real haunted house?

Wait wait are you a chick? Or just gay?

[hightopninja]

Yes. I've been in houses people said were haunted, but I never saw any ghosts or anything of the like, so no proof=I don't believe.

Have you ever smoked an illegal substance?

[Nature's Folly]

Many of them, and that were awesome! Smoke everyday kids.

Ever shot a man just to watch him die?

[shdaow]

Ummmm... no

Have you ever had sex with a girl/guy while her/his parents (or other family) were at home? (Though, if you did it at a guys house, it's not as life threatening)

[zillionaire]

Wait wait are you a chick? Or just gay?

I'm all woman, baby.

And yes, I used to spend the night all the time with an old boyfriend at his parents house.

Have you ever been in a fight?

[STDSkillz]

Ummmm... no

Have you ever had sex with a girl/guy while her/his parents (or other family) were at home? (Though, if you did it at a guys house, it's not as life threatening)

Yes. They never knew. It was awesome. And at night time.

Ever waxed your shit before?

[zillionaire]

No... wax my eyebrows, shave down below.

Ever been in a fight?

[hightopninja]

Only one memorable one, where I got hit in the head with The Club(the car theft protection device). The hit came from behind me, my eyes rolled into the back of my head and I woke up a minute later pulling my girlfriend at the time away from my assailant. Awesome.

Ever have sex in a public setting?

[The Batman]

I took this girls virginity in the back seat of her car while at my apartment complex. The windows fogged up quite a bit and then some people walked by and caught us.

Have you ever killed a man?

[Nature's Folly]

I'm all woman, baby.

And yes, I used to spend the night all the time with an old boyfriend at his parents house.

Have you ever been in a fight?


TITS or GTFO. For old times sake.

[feith]

enough with the tits mayne.

[Black_Sun]

I took this girls virginity in the back seat of her car while at my apartment complex. The windows fogged up quite a bit and then some people walked by and caught us.

Have you ever killed a man?Not directly, but I used to work in ER registration, and one guy died because when he went into arrest and I didn't get the code called out quick enough.



Ever been a peeping tom?

[hightopninja]

Not directly, but I used to work in ER registration, and one guy died because when he went into arrest and I didn't get the code called out quick enough.



Ever been a peeping tom?

Yes. My friend's old house's bathroom was directly across from his neighbor's bathroom. If the older girl living there came home from the gym, we'd go look through the blinds. She never closed the curtains. It got me through many a teenaged night.

Have you ever spit, peed, vomited, secreted any bodily fluids besides the normal during sex?

[The Batman]

Yes. My friend's old house's bathroom was directly across from his neighbor's bathroom. If the older girl living there came home from the gym, we'd go look through the blinds. She never closed the curtains. It got me through many a teenaged night.

Have you ever spit, peed, vomited, secreted any bodily fluids besides the normal during sex?


Thankfully NO.

Have you ever had sex with the same sex?

[zillionaire]

Yes, many times.

Have you ever had a near death experience?

[hightopninja]

Yes, many times.

Have you ever had a near death experience?

No explanation or details on that answer, 'eh?

Yes, I was pushed off a second story balcony when the building I was in caught on fire. Broke one bone in my left leg, and dislocated my shoulder.

Have you ever masturbated watching or listening to a couple in real life?

[zillionaire]

I'm a girl. A few times were awesome, many were awkward. I tended to be a lot of girl's first experience so more awkward than awesome.

And again, yes I have. I had my windows open one night and I could hear my neighbors getting wild on their balcony. It was pretty hot.

girl with a sordid past or a sordid future?



(PS... I'm retired now.)

[hightopninja]

Not sure if I understand the question..I have been with a girl that had a sordid past, basically a cumbucket, if you will. So glad I wore rubbers. A sordid future..no idea, although I'm sure the one with the sordid past has not changed.

Have you ever had sex while an inappropriate or weird song was playing?

[Infotainment]

Have you ever had sex while an inappropriate or weird song was playing?

I had sex while Ben Hur was playing in the background once.

Have you ever passed out in public?

[OTiS]

I had sex while Ben Hur was playing in the background once.

Have you ever passed out in public?
Yes, a park bench on the beach. It was because of the heat and not because of the drink.

Have you ever killed a small animal?

[Infotainment]

Yes, a park bench on the beach. It was because of the heat and not because of the drink.

Have you ever killed a small animal?

I used to go hunting in Maine so I've killed quite a lot of small animals.

Have you ever killed a large animal (100lbs+)?

[OTiS]

I used to go hunting in Maine so I've killed quite a lot of small animals.

Have you ever killed a large animal (100lbs+)?
No, never had the opportunity to. Damn deer hide themselves well and I guess I suck as a hunter!

Have you ever nailed someone 20+ years older?

[hightopninja]

No..best I can say is ten years my senior.

Have you ever nailed someone five or more years younger then you?

[OTiS]

No..best I can say is ten years my senior.

Have you ever nailed someone five or more years younger then you?
Yes, she is 6 years younger and I married her. I like the fact that when I was in grade 12 she was in grade 6. Keeps me going all night long. However, we are much older than that now so it doesn't really make a difference.

Have you ever been caught with another man's woman?

[pyro]

no

ever ran from the cops?

[Fletch]

no

ever ran from the cops?

Yes, after breaking into my high school swimming pool in 9th grade.

Have you ever hit anyone with your car?

[OTiS]

Yes, after breaking into my high school swimming pool in 9th grade.

Have you ever hit anyone with your car?
No, but I chased a bunch of kids down an alley with my '76 Monte Carlo. Needless to say, they were scared shitless.

Have you ever knocked someone out with one punch?

[hightopninja]

Never did it with one punch..

Have you ever gotten a finger up the ass while someone went down on you?

[Black_Sun]

No, but if some chick stuck one up my pooper, I'd snap the fucker off and stab her in the eye with it. That hole is exit only!


Ever get caught making fun of someone (handicapped, retarded, morbidly obese etc) behind their back when you thought they couldn't hear you?

[hightopninja]

Nope. Possibly when I was a kid, but now I only make fun of people on the internet.

Ever have sex with someone with a disability or deformity?

[WigglingWii]

No, I have not.

Have you ever farted and sneezed at the same time?

[feith]

yes, then i laughed my ass off about it.


threesome?

[OTiS]

Yes, my wife and a buddy of mine.

Ever get teabagged?

[hightopninja]

I teabagged someone..never had it done to me unless Halo 3 is counted.

Ever run a train?

[feith]

lol, yes it was terrible, but you have to love college parties.

i think everyone should have a threesome before they die.

Have you ever gorilla masked/ been gorilla masked.

[feith]

WHOOAAAA that reply WAS NOT to the train....


the teabagging, cause its so much better and all...

[Black_Sun]

That's a negative on the G-Mask.


Have you ever gotten caught stealing something?

[OTiS]

Yes, a cassette tape at Sears (how embarrassing..).

Have you ever made someone pull your finger before you farted?

[shdaow]

Never had such an urge.

Have you ever gone 120+ MPH in a car?

[Black_Sun]

Yes, I was on my way to pick up my brother at college one night after work. It was around 1am and the thruway was deserted. The speedometer stopped at 130. Glad I didn't get pulled over.


Have you ever farted during sex?

[Daydreamer]

yes, she didn't hear it, but a minute later she scrunched up her face and asked what that smell was.

Have you ever gotten a blowjob from a chick while she was sitting on the toilet taking a piss?

[OTiS]

Sort of, but only because I whipped it out and shoved it in her mouth.

Have you ever had phone sex with a complete stranger without paying for it?

[wlack]

yes visiting a friend in Germany driving from Saarbrucken to Heidelberg - driving on the German Autobahn's no speed limits 126mph trip computer reported 9.1mpg - was overtaken by an AMG Mercedes SLK class which must have been running at 150mph

Have you boffed a person of another race?

[OTiS]

wow, you really screwed this one up fuckface.

[Daydreamer]

Skipping wlack

Hasn't everybody that started out on AOL?


ever let a chick hold your dick while you're taking a piss?


she must've had a piss fetish since the same chick that blew me while she took a piss wanted to holdf my dick while I pissed

[bbates77]

Have you ever had phone sex with a complete stranger without paying for it?

Tried to on my mum's phone account when I was underage, but the operator told me I was too young.

Have you ever shot anyone with a gun?

[OTiS]

I shot my brother with a pellet gun when he pissed me off.

Have you ever been kicked in the nuts so hard you blacked out?

[Void]

Have you ever been kicked in the nuts so hard you blacked out?Nope, not yet...fortunately.

Have you ever eaten your own boogers?

[billybill]

Nope, not yet...fortunately.

Have you ever eaten your own boogers?

Yes who hasn't

Have you ever changed a diaper

[wlack]

too many to mention and they are usually unmentionable

Have you lied about how you voted?

[Void]

Have you lied about how you voted?No, but I try to keep quiet about that one time I voted for Rick Santorum.

Speaking of Santorum, have you ever made a nasty mess during anal sex?

[billybill]

No, but I try to keep quiet about that one time I voted for Rick Santorum.

Speaking of Santorum, have you ever made a nasty mess during anal sex?

Havent had the opportunity

Have you ever been cheated on?

[Aegis]

Have you ever been cheated on?

Yes, fucking whore got my kids and moved 100 miles away on top of that. My only hope is that I live long enough to piss on her grave.

Have you ever had your salad tossed?

[Black_Sun]

No, not interested in salad tossing either, Thank You.


Have you ever shit so much your asshole burns afterwards?

[Void]

Yes, fucking whore got my kids and moved 100 miles away on top of that. My only hope is that I live long enough to piss on her grave.

Have you ever had your salad tossed?Nope, but I wouldn't mind...as long as she used mouthwash afterwards.

Have you ever broken a bone...yours or someone else's?

[Aegis]

Have you ever shit so much your asshole burns afterwards?


Every time I eat Jalapeños


Have you ever broken a bone...yours or someone else's?

No.

Have you ever had a bitch use her teeth to much during head but had to act like it was the best ever?

[billybill]

Have you ever had a bitch use her teeth to much during head but had to act like it was the best ever?[/quote]

Nope wife has skills there

Have you ever shop lifted?

[eclipsegts1]

Yes. Stole candy from the store when I was a kid.

Have you ever streaked in public?

[Void]

Have you ever shop lifted?Yep. Back when I was 15 I had a habit of stealing girlie mags from this convenience store I shopped at. It was easy, until they moved the display stand to make it more easily seen by the clerk.

Ever jacked off in a public bathroom?

[Aegis]

Ever jacked off in a public bathroom?

Nope, but I've considered it at work years ago when they had fuck mags hidden the the bathroom.

Ever woke up after a night of drinking to a whale?

[Zilchoid]

Ever woke up after a night of drinking to a whale?


Yep. It was a friend of my buddy's wife. I was piss-drunk and they claimed they were "helping me out through a dry spell." They were wrong.

Have you ever eaten a meal while completely naked?

[Winter]

All the time...

Have you ever fucked a midget?

[billybill]

Nope, but I've considered it at work years ago when they had fuck mags hidden the the bathroom.

Ever woke up after a night of drinking to a whale?

Yep married her

Have you ever smashed bird eggs just for the hell of it?

[shdaow]

Not unless you count my breakfast every morning.

Ever skinny dipped with your Significant Other (boyfriend, girlfriend, wife, husband)

[bbates77]

I did in a small waterhole in the middle of the night with my girlfriend so that no-one could see anything.

Have you ever had a threesome?

[billybill]

I did in a small waterhole in the middle of the night with my girlfriend so that no-one could see anything.

Have you ever had a threesome?

Only in my dreams

Have you ever passed out before noon?

[Mulder]

Only in my dreams

Have you ever passed out before noon?

When is noon??

Have you ever kicked someone on the streets just for the fun of it?

[Gecko]

No.

Have you ever cried during a movie?

[Void]

When is noon??

Have you ever kicked someone on the streets just for the fun of it?Yes, but I knew her. All in good fun.

Have you ever shaved your body hair?

[Mulder]

Yes, but I knew her. All in good fun.

Have you ever shaved your body hair?

Who haven't?

Have you ever been asleep in a bed full of vomit for more than 5 hours?

[billybill]

Yes, but I knew her. All in good fun.

Have you ever shaved your body hair?

Wife does it for me so I tried it for her

Have you ever sharted at work?

[Mulder]

Wife does it for me so I tried it for her

Have you ever sharted at work?

All the time....

Have you ever smacked the monkey on television news?

[Void]

Wife does it for me so I tried it for her

Have you ever sharted at work?Nope...don't think thats happened to me since I was a little tyke.

Have you ever worn underwear of the opposite sex?

[Void]

Have you ever cheated on your taxes?Sort of...I once kept my occupation listed as "student" so I could get a discount from the accountant. Saved about $100.

Have you ever used the opposite sex's public bathrooms?

[Void]

Yes! In fact I once used the girl's shower at UGA.

Have you ever caught someone fapping?Not visually, but I once heard this woman moaning loudly inside a public toilet.

Have you ever had your car stolen?

[STDSkillz]

I've never smoked anything.

Ever shot a gun?

[Void]

I've never smoked anything.

Ever shot a gun?Just an air rifle. I had pretty good aim.

Ever seen a woman take a shit?

[billybill]

Yes but not because I wanted to

Have you ever been to North Dakota?

[shdaow]

Nope.

Ever woken up in someone's bed without realizing how you got there?

[billybill]

Too many times only once was it a hot chick

Have you ever nailed a pregnant chick?

[A-Money]

Not yet.

Have you ever gotten high with your parent or other authority figure?

[OTiS]

Yeah I got my mom high and then she got bronchitis.

Have you ever stolen a pitcher of beer from a bar?

[Void]

Not yet.

Have you ever gotten high with your parent or other authority figure?Nope. Doubt my folks ever touched the stuff.

Ever have a dog lick your naked genitals?

[billybill]

never been high and done that but drunk

Have you ever been to a movie that was so bad you left before it was over?

[A-Money]

I should have left "Batman and Robin".

Have you ever gotten drunk alone?

[Void]

I should have left "Batman and Robin".

Have you ever gotten drunk alone?Sure. been a while, though.

Ever been robbed at gunpoint?

[billybill]

Nope

Have you ever been shoot?

[A-Ron]

Nope

Have you ever been shoot?

Yes. With a roman candle.

Ever been skydiving?

[wazzufan]

Nope.

Ever urinated in public?

[Void]

Nope.

Ever urinated in public?Yep. When I was drunk a few times.

Ever been noticed having a hard-on in public?

[billybill]

yes

ever been arrested for urinating in public

[wazzufan]

No.

Ever had buttsecks?

[wazzufan]

nope.

ever had sex in your parents' bed?

[Claydon]

nope

have you looked at the stars....on weed?

[Neosmurf]

No.

Ever eat squid?

[Revolver]

nope



Ever jerk off then immediately fall asleep and then wake up and yawn and taste your own cum?

[wazzufan]

no. holy fuck no.

ever watched scrambled porn for >30 minutes?

[shdaow]

Nope

Ever got stitches?

[Revolver]

no

have you ever had muscle spasms?

[wazzufan]

no.

ever hallucinated?

[shdaow]

Nope,

Have you ever found the G-Spot?

[wazzufan]

Found it? I rocked that bitch.

Have you ever eaten raw meat (fish doesn't count)?

[T. Money]

No.

ever ate out a chick and thought it was raw meat?

[black japan]

Nope,

Ever take a dump, run out of paper and end up using the cardboard tubing?

[cameraman0629]

no, but that's a damn good idea.

Ever been involved in a group protest?

[satandole666]

nope

ever watched someone else have sex in person?

[bobdapunk]

No, and doubt I would want to

Ever been hypnotized?

[bbates77]

no

ever had deja vu that you just couldn't work out?

[satandole666]

many times

ever said you would do something stupid for X amount of money then pussed out?

[Alcestis]

Nope, I'm pretty frugal. Expect when I really want something.

..heard emergency sirens and just 'knew' that a loved one was in trouble?

Yes, this happened to me.

[bobdapunk]

Thank god no

Fucked a friend's sibling?

[rustytulip]

No.

Ever noticed another guys flies open.... and told him?

[bbates77]

Yep. I said to him "Flying Low?" He didn't get it and walked off unadjusted.

Left your keys in the middle of a table for someone to pick up and had them picked up?

[Phil Theehor]

Left your keys in the middle of a table for someone to pick up and had them picked up?


Never tried that.


Have you ever had a thought (someone, something) pop in your head while masturbating and really creep you out? Kill the mood?

[Limp]

Have you ever had a thought (someone, something) pop in your head while masturbating and really creep you out? Kill the mood?
Yeah.... FUCK YOU GRANDMA!


Have you ever made love in a movie theater?

[Phil Theehor]

Have you ever made love in a movie theater?

I haven't been so fortunate.

Have you ever jerked off while on public transportation (plane, train, etc)?

[billybill]

Never used public transporation

Have you ever hotboxed someone?

[bobdapunk]

Nope, too considerate (and anal retentive)

Ever masturbated while driving?

[Nature's Folly]

Hell no, i hate to drive.

Ever Raped someone?

[Infotainment]

Hell no, i hate to drive.

Ever Raped someone?

No, and that's a seriously strange question.

Have you ever dunked a basketball?

[The Batman]

No. Not stupid/crazy.

Have you ever gotten oral sex while driving?

[Nature's Folly]

No never. Fingered a chick while i drove before.

Ever have someone use a cattle prod on you for sexual purposes?

[smahoo]

Ever have someone use a cattle prod on you for sexual purposes?

No. And dude, you have some serious issues. Get help. Now.

Ever called a girl by the wrong name while fucking her?

[Nature's Folly]

Its just words, calm down.

No, but in the heat of a argument i called a girl the wrong name once and then tried to play it off...needless to say that realtionship did last much longer.

But thats because i cut her up and buried her in my basement.

Ever been stabbed before?

[The Batman]

No. And dude, you have some serious issues. Get help. Now.

Ever called a girl by the wrong name while fucking her?


Yes. I was drunk. It was a one night stand. I just got her name wrong.


Ever bungie jump off a bridge?

[Phil Theehor]

I forgot a girl's name once while fucking her and had to ask her for it. She did not mind because she had forgotten mine, too. We had just met and were intoxicated.

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Ever been slapped by a girl you were hitting on at a bar or party?

[Zilchoid]

Ever been slapped by a girl you were hitting on at a bar or party?

If you count that the girl was an ex and I was trying to get some, you know, for old times' sake...then yes.

Have you ever been way drunk and vomited, then could look at the vomit and identify what you ate most recently?

[Void]

Have you ever been way drunk and vomited, then could look at the vomit and identify what you ate most recently?Yes. I believe it was ramen noodles...cheap food so I had more money to buy booze.

Have you ever seen a UFO?

[SK000000BY]

Have you ever seen a UFO?

yes, driving from San Diego to Phoenix one night we saw 3 lights in the sky along side the road that followed us for about a half an hour.

Have you ever has a threesome?

[Black_Sun]

No, but not by lack of trying. I seem to keep dating prudes or something.


Ever get lice (upstairs or down)?

[Void]

Nope, not once.

Ever have a pimple on your dick?

[medlar]

No.

Ever fallen UP a flight of stairs?

[Nature's Folly]

many many times, i'm very clumsy.


Ever Danced with devil in the pale moonlight?

[Mr. Bateman]

no thank you.

have you ever stuck your finger in the butthole while you fucked the pussy?

[Void]

No.

Ever fallen UP a flight of stairs?Sure...less painful that way.

Ever look at pics of naked men just to see how your cock measures up?

[Gecko]

No.

Any bands you've ever felt ashamed for listening to?

[Mr. Bateman]

Incubus

Went skydiving?

[Void]

No.

Any bands you've ever felt ashamed for listening to?Yeah...some of the hair-metal bands in the 80's.

Ever belch in a girl's face?

[Phil Theehor]

Sure. Indavertantly. While drunk.

Ever performed the dirty sanchez (or even know someone who has)?

[Black_Sun]

No, but I knew a guy who claimed to have done it on more than one occasion. I totally believed him.


Ever mix some ground beef in with your mac and cheese?

[cameraman0629]

no, hot dogs, though...

have you ever been in the room when something was being born?

[Void]

no, hot dogs, though...

have you ever been in the room when something was being born?yeah, my brother's pet geckos hatching from eggs.

Ever try cocaine (powder or crack)?

[Black_Sun]

No, can't say I've ever wanted to either.


Ever almost get your hand chopped off while trying to fix the lawn mower?

[Night Hawk]

No.

Have you ever died and had to be revived?

[Black_Sun]

Surprisingly no.


Ever got caught ordering pay per view porn by your parents?

[Phil Theehor]

No. They never mentioned it.

Ever feel up a girl who was passed out drunk?

[Fletch]

Yeah, but she was already naked before she passed out.

Ever fucked a girl who was passed out drunk?

[Black_Sun]

No, never had one pass out on me until after we fucked.


Ever feel like you have bugs crawling around in your hair?

[The Batman]

No.


Did you ever watch the fuzzy porn channels on cable (american pie) and rubbed one out?

[Ocelot]

No.


Did you ever watch the fuzzy porn channels on cable (american pie) and rubbed one out?

Yes and no. When I was over a relatives house, they had a fuzzy porn channel. It was aggravating as all HELL. I think it was an old satellite reception, but damn. I was alone, but didn't wack the weasel.


Have you ever played chicken?

[cameraman0629]

no

ever singed your hair off?

[Black_Sun]

My eyebrows and arm hair, but not on top of my head.


Ever get caught taking a peek down come chick's shirt by one of her parents?

[OTiS]

No, but I wish!

Have you ever sung at karaoke even though you suck at singing?

[Void]

Nah...not into embarrassing myself unless there's prize money available.

Ever taste your own earwax?

[A-Money]

Absolutely. Quite bitter.

Have you ever found a midget attractive?

[Phil Theehor]

Sure. Why not. Nice to finally find a girl who thinks I'm endowed.

Ever touched (accidentally, on a dare, or otherwise) another man's junk?

[OTiS]

No, don't even think I have come close to that.

Have you ever kissed a chick after blowing your load in her mouth?

[_mozzy_]

Of course.

Have you ever gone ass to mouth?

[Candycane]

Daily.

Have you ever wanted more than 3 fingers in your ass?

[shdaow]

No at all.

Ever Sharted?

[_mozzy_]

Who hasn't?

Have you ever beaten off with your grandmother in the next room?

[OTiS]

Yes.

Ever beaten off about your grandmother?

[OTiS]

No but i have in the bushes off the beach.

Ever nail a chick in public?

[_mozzy_]

Yes, on a beach.

Ever put a nail in a chick?

[OTiS]

ouch, yes and it hurt like fuck.

ever sleep with a passed out girl?

[_mozzy_]

Yes, technically.

Ever get cum caught in your foot hair?

[A-Ron]

Never. Note to self. Shave any remaining foot hair.

Ever sleep with gf's bf?

[banethejuggalo]

I am a guy so no I haven't if bf=boyfriend
Yes if bf=best friend

Ever been surfing?

[rustytulip]

Yes and fell off many times!

Ever caught your girlfriend watching porn?

[mule]

No,
Have you ever looked up porn @ work?

[Mustard]

oh hell yes...

Have you ever jacked off at work?

[rustytulip]

No, but a friend once found a sticky substance under a conference room table.

Have you ever put your penis in anything other than your hand or a woman?

[vasili denisov]

No.

Have you ever built a fantabulous flying machine that's powered by human corpses?

[mule]

I haven't found the time yet.

Have you ever had a MILF?

[Archetype]

I don't even know.


Ever touched an non-huminae animal's cack?

[billybill]

Nope

Have you ever been fired from a job?

[The Batman]

Nope

Have you ever been fired from a job?


Yep. For force balancing the main vault at this old bank that I worked at.


Have you ever had sex at work? (i have. its great.)

[Black_Sun]

No, but I did get a make out session and some heavy petting in my office one night when my ex needed to use a computer (my office was just around the block from her apartment). We were both drunk, and went back to her place and fucked.


Have you ever slammed your hand or foot in the car door?

[The Batman]

No, but I did get a make out session and some heavy petting in my office one night when my ex needed to use a computer (my office was just around the block from her apartment). We were both drunk, and went back to her place and fucked.


Have you ever slammed your hand or foot in the car door?

No. Thankfully not. Looks really painful.

Ever had surgery for anything?

[Night Hawk]

No, Never.

Have you ever masturbated to Disney Chan.?

[_mozzy_]

No.

Ever received road head?

[Black_Sun]

Yes, when I was 19 I dated this girl who was horny 24/7. She even tried to give me a BJ at her fathers house while we were watching TV and her father was out working in the garage.


Ever taken someone's toothbrush and done something disgusting with it (scratched your balls, dipped it in the toilet, etc) because you thought it'd be funny if they were using it and had no idea what you'd done to it?

[_mozzy_]

Yes, but they did pull a pube from out between their teeth while using it.

Have you ever fucked your girlfriend/boyfriend in front of another guy/girl?

[Black_Sun]

No, I don't think I'd do well in front of a crowd


Ever lied to a waiter/waitress about something wrong with a meal in a restaurant just to get something free?

[A-Money]

No. That would be wrong.

Have you ever been aroused by a cartoon?

[Black_Sun]

Yes, but it was an 'adult' cartoon.



Ever stolen anything from your job?

[WigglingWii]

No.

Ever been arrested?

[Eddie198]

No.

Have you ever received a blumpkin?

[Black_Sun]

No, during #2 is my private time.


Ever meet someone, and totally forget their name and just BS'd your way though the rest of the conversation?

[The Batman]

No, during #2 is my private time.


Ever meet someone, and totally forget their name and just BS'd your way though the rest of the conversation?


Of course. Who hasn't?


Have you ever had sex with a minor? (while an adult)

[Black_Sun]

If you consider 18 and over an adult, then technically, yes. I was 19 and she was 17.



Have you ever been walked in by someone while having sex?

[Fletch]

Yeah, my roommate in college.

Have you ever walked in on someone else having sex?

[Spec4]

Yes, Ended up with a shoe to the face.

Woke up with a hang over just to find out your roommate pissed all over the bathroom floor?

[Void]

Yes, Ended up with a shoe to the face.

Woke up with a hang over just to find out your roommate pissed all over the bathroom floor?No, fortunately not.

Ever given a rimjob?

[_mozzy_]

No.

Ever fucked anyone twice your age?

[favre4life96]

no, came close at a whitesnake concert a few years ago,

Ever fuck a sister of one of your friends?

[_mozzy_]

A couple times.

Ever post a picture of your girlfriend naked online?

[Void]

Girlfriend? No. Wife...maybe.


Have you ever seen your grandmother naked?Um...sort of...when she was in the hospital. May the inventor of those horrible gowns be cast into deepest pits of Hades.

Have you ever had a mullet?

[eclipsegts1]

No.

Have you ever flashed your body in public?

[elsancho9]

No

Have you ever stolen a buddy's credit card to buy something?

[shdaow]

No.

Has a girl ever bled while you were eating her out?

[A-Money]

No, thank God. I hope you don't speak from experience.

Have you ever punched a guy just because you didn't like his face?

[Will-Kill]

Nope, I missed him and hit another guy.

Have you ever been pulled over and have something/done something bad?

[awonderful]

Yes, Canadian border ripped the shit out of the car. Apparently I looked like i was smuggling something.

Have you ever spit on a retard?

[mule]

no,
have you ever thrown a sports game?

[Alcestis]

Never-ever

...been on a highway, street...etc and called 911 on a driver due to erratic driving behavior?

[bbates77]

no, 000 in Australia.

Ever stripped in front of a female audience?

[sleepydaz]

yes, if 2 counts as an audience

have you ever had to put an animal out of it's misery?

[elsancho9]

Yes, a dear hit by a car.

Have you ever been so drunk you hit on someone that turned out to be your same sex?

[WigglingWii]

Yes, all the time.

Ever gone skinny-dipping?

[Kroenen]

Yeah, only every day..

Have you ever climbed onto a stranger sober?

[awonderful]

Yes, but it was ok he liked it.

Have you ever stuffed your crotch?

[_mozzy_]

Yes.

Have you ever lead someone on just to leave without a word?

[shdaow]

What?... No....

Have you broken someones heart?

[WigglingWii]

Who hasn't?

Ever been sky-diving?

[sleepydaz]

Yeah but only tandem

Have you ever stolen anything worth more than $100

[_mozzy_]

No

Have you ever broken more than one limb?

[Alcestis]

Yes, several time. I have a case on my foot now.

....been busting singing while taking a shower?

[A-Money]

No, but I probably should have.

Have you ever threatened the life of another?

[Kroenen]

Yes, but only as a joke ..

Have you ever hit a car and run away?

[OTiS]

Yes, I used to actually get liquored up while working in the restaurant during Christmas Eve.

Have you ever cheated on a b/f g/f?

[Kroenen]

No, I havent

Have you completed a 7hr(ish) day at work without doing anything?

[WigglingWii]

Not yet.

Ever had anal sexl??

[Kroenen]

No, not yet.

Ever masturbated in a dark tunnel?

[Void]

Not that I recall, but it's possible.

Ever have any dealings with organized crime?

[shdaow]

I've met Russell Crowe outside a Sushi restaurant in Yorkville while he was filming Cinderella Man. I even got to shake his hand! I also saw Mike Myers in some Toy shop buying this book about Hockey goalies for his friends birthday... though I didn't get a chance to talk to him. I was able to meet Chris Bosh after a Raptors game once, and I met Vince Carter and Mo Pete too quite a few years back.

Ever fired a gun (not while hunting)?

[shdaow]

All the time, Sushi is amazing.

Ever used an escort service?

[towlie]

Nope.

Ever been handcuffed to a bed?

[awonderful]

No

Ever jerk off into a banana?

[shdaow]

Ummm... how? (No...)


Ever ran from the cops?

[Will-Kill]

Na....Sex Scandals are a hassle...

Ever fooled/try to fool with a Best friends boy/girlfriend?

[WigglingWii]

Never and never will.

Ever laughed so hard that you pissed your pants?

[IamMrDJ]

No but came close first time I saw Super Troopers


Ever get busted by co-worker after calling in sick?

[_mozzy_]

Yes. His funeral was nice.

Ever had your boss send you home for smelling like booze?

[Dazmguk]

No.

Ever had sex in Jello?

[doors43]

No

Ever woken up in a place you didn't know how you got to?

[awonderful]

Yes, more than I would like to remember.

Have you ever not banged a chick because you were actually tired?

[thestronz]

yes, but i let her give me a bj instead

Have you ever had sex in a movie theatre (during the movie)?

[shdaow]

Considered it once or twice, but thought better of it and decided NO

Ever won more than $5 on a scratch lottery ticket?

[fah_q]

No, I have terrible luck...

Ever jerked it while in high school, at high school?

[Dazmguk]

Yes

Ever been asked to leave a country?

[fah_q]

Not by a person with the authority to remove me if I refused

Ever been to the top of the Empire State Building?

[Oral_Roberts]

Yup, once was enough for me.

Ever drank Everclear?

[awonderful]

yes, freshman year of college.

have you ever been fish hooked with a fish hook?