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moe_blunts
03-27-2009, 06:26 PM
ShamWow Guy Beats Up Cannibal Hooker (http://gawker.com/5187540/shamwow-guy-beats-up-cannibal-hooker)

By Hamilton Nolan (http://gawker.com/people/Hamilton_Nolan/posts/), 5:01 PM (http://gawker.com/5187540/shamwow-guy-beats-up-cannibal-hooker) on Fri Mar 27 2009, 9,769 views

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2009/03/Picture_7_10.pngVince Shlomi (http://gawker.com/tag/vince-shlomi/), best known as television's ShamWow! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns4mnmNBk1Y) guy, was arrested in Miami last month. For beating up a prostitute. Who allegedly tried to bite his tongue out. Did you know that? Now you do (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html).

The Smoking Gun got hold of the police report (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html) and Mr. Shlomi's mug shot, and as you can see, he didn't escape unscathed. But neither did she. The facts of the case, briefly, according to the police report (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham3.html):


Shlomi meets Sasha Harris in a Miami club. They go back to his hotel.
She propositions him for "straight sex." He pays her a thousand bucks in cash.
He kisses her.
She "bit his tongue and would not let go."
He punches her in her face repeatedly until she lets go.
He runs down to the hotel lobby.
They both get arrested.

Sham. Wow.
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http://gawker.com/5187540/shamwow-guy-beats-up-cannibal-hooker
wacker
03-27-2009, 06:27 PM
Cool

Also, why is he kissing a hooker?
Draven X 23
03-27-2009, 06:34 PM
I'm just imagining it now...

'Hey, I'm the Sham-wow guy. Like in the commercial you'll say WOW every time.'
heelsguy
03-27-2009, 06:34 PM
this is a great story. would love to see the hotel security cam footage. maybe she was demonstrating the slap-chopper?
Quantum Leap
03-27-2009, 08:45 PM
The tongue bleeds like a bitch, lets hope the ShamWOW lived up to his promises.
Hoser
03-27-2009, 08:46 PM
Good. I fucking hate this guy.
Superhuman
03-27-2009, 09:17 PM
Thread title should've been:

Vince SlapChops hooker, cleans blood with ShamWow!
Genius
03-27-2009, 09:18 PM
Nice outfit.
Satan
03-28-2009, 12:29 AM
Does Vince Offer have to choke a bitch?
Bill
03-28-2009, 03:56 AM
http://members.cox.net/yiotisshop/main/Billy_Mays.jpg

This kinda shit doesnt happen to Billy Mays. FTW
vasili denisov
03-28-2009, 04:23 AM
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2009/03/Picture_7_10.png
Looking at his face, I'm guessing his mom wasn't german. Because they tend to make good stuff.
this is a great story. would love to see the hotel security cam footage.

Ya following me, camera guy?
BIG PIZZLE
03-28-2009, 03:46 PM
Cool

Also, why is he kissing a hooker?

Yeah. Gross.
Da Raider
03-28-2009, 06:19 PM
http://members.cox.net/yiotisshop/main/Billy_Mays.jpg

This kinda shit doesnt happen to Billy Mays. FTW

that's cuz Billy Mays is a bear and into men.
Superhuman
03-28-2009, 06:29 PM
Thread title should've been:

Vince SlapChops hooker, cleans blood with ShamWow!
Sweet, one of the mods changed it!
BSM
03-28-2009, 07:17 PM
If he said he paid her $1,000 in cash for "Straight Sex", then how come the Ho had only $930.00 cash on her person?
gillkonam
03-29-2009, 12:03 AM
Yeah, I think Mays is a bear. I live in queer cuntry, so you would figure I would have seen him. Isn't it sad that every time I see a beard on a man, I think: Jew, Muslim, Pussy or Burlyman?

Um, Vince does not appear as advertised. Maybe he was attempting to sell her the ShamWow as a maxi-pad? Check that out camera guy!
BIG PIZZLE
03-31-2009, 02:49 PM
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/03/0330_sham_wow_mugshot3.jpg
Titus_Pullo
03-31-2009, 02:52 PM
She got no chin.
redsox39
03-31-2009, 02:55 PM
She got no chin anymore.
}{arlequin
03-31-2009, 02:57 PM
Nice outfit.
those are some seriously pimptastic lapels
Morfin
03-31-2009, 03:03 PM
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2009/03/Picture_7_10.png

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/03/0330_sham_wow_mugshot3.jpg

That is, like, sooooo romantic: They're wearing the same outfit. Except he's got the super-pimp-tastic coat over his.
Titus_Pullo
03-31-2009, 03:06 PM
You would think he would be able to pick up a skank like that without paying her.
Alcestis
03-31-2009, 03:08 PM
If someone had a "teeth-grip" manuveour on my tongue and they wouldn't let go, I knock the hell out of them too.
Titus_Pullo
03-31-2009, 03:20 PM
She looks like a biter.