View Full Version : The GMF Puzzle - Mongo's 10k
mongo
03-29-2009, 02:32 AM
first person to complete this and pm the answers to me will get a youtube video dedicated their sexy self.
http://i42.tinypic.com/2njymb6.jpg
Across
3. ps'ing, drunk, awesome, sex machine.
6. started the best thread in gmf history. bitches.
7. the screwdini
8. was captain of team "drunk in public".
11. the only gmf member i've met.
13. underage shoplifter.
17. overrated. meh.
18. reminds me of a "clap your hands say yeah" song. "the skin of my yellow crooked teeth".
20. sends most males on gmf cock shots and the address of a seedy boston gay bar. bareback ftw!
22. my music buddy.
23. 230lbs of pure sad.
27. http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2cmt1qt&s=5
28. http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=mhyjjd&s=5
29. i'm awesome
30. photoshopping, lawn mowing, postwhore
31. http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=izu6hv&s=5
32. engaged to a chinless beauty
34. he looks cute in green.
38. more sexy than crazy
39. 2nd biggest boobies on gmf. second biggest tool on gmf.
40. once met willy for drinks after a tigers game (or maybe it was before the game, i don't fucking know)
42. too lazy to walk.
46. midget of gmf.
48. longest face in gmf history. *cue "horse walks into a bar joke"*
49. gmf's hottest azn.
50. creepy? creepy! poop!
52. most educated member of gmf.
54. his entire wardrobe consists of pants and wifebeaters.
57. graduated from appalachian state university. predicted their win over michigan.
58. founding member of al west mafia.
59. biggest tits on gmf.
62. fat white rasta bitch.
64. son of dorothy
65. best.milestone.evar.
67. most missed aussie evar.
69. fsf badass from down under.
70. owned the most awesome dragon shirt in the history of the world.
71. gonna be a bald ass daddy.
72. the only gmf member i would fuck.
Down
1. has been known to wear 2 watches. pimp.
2. look at me, i still don't have my masters!
4. whoooo teh fuc iz diz ging3r foo!?
5. founding member of al west mafia.
9. nypd-4-life!
10. can't hold his booze. has a dui.
12. http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=30t4607&s=5
14. DrDeath
15. colorado math guru
16. pure sports badass.
19. kidz don't hold this bmw owner back from being awesome.
21. will drive to your house and kick the shit out of you.
24. ecu!
25. rp who?
26. mr. smith lived in canada.
32. likes the dudez.
33. black and silver alchy forever.
35. worthless ******.
36. ~
37. probably has the hottest sister on gmf
41. if she becomes an alchy, she'll become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
43. i love this fucking stinky euro.
44. gmf's biggest pimp.
45. looks jewish.
47. martial arts e-sleuth.
51. he's just a jersey boy, he said see you later boy... also, best noob pwning member evar.
53. only gmf member that had and awesome cumberbun AND and awesome mullet.
55. this is her friend: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=10xv79x&s=5
56. dog named chew.
60. how does one afford a computer in croatia?
61. diet cock on the rocks. after all, i'm old.
63. xbox fan boy to the max. also, sexy.
66. recently decided to get married and give up sex for the rest of his life. fag.
68. http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=nv4iyq&s=5
answers:
inr8L0e5B_0
and yes, i left out anita on purpose. bitch won't get out of my bed. thus, no inclusion.
The GWD
03-29-2009, 02:32 AM
Christ you need a life.
The GWD
03-29-2009, 02:32 AM
No offense. I do too.
mongo
03-29-2009, 02:33 AM
^5.
I can't find myself, and I don't accept that I may have been left out
mongo
03-29-2009, 02:37 AM
oh, you are in this bitch. i don't make shit easy though.
what the fuck is that queer ass music you're listening to?
mongo
03-29-2009, 02:39 AM
cheater.
the numbers on the grid are too small, I can barely read them
fix that NOW!
mongo
03-29-2009, 02:43 AM
fuck you magoo.
The GWD
03-29-2009, 02:48 AM
I was easy to find. You guys probably wouldn't even have noticed if I hadn't said anything.
Trident
03-29-2009, 02:49 AM
72 across is one letter too short.
mongo
03-29-2009, 02:52 AM
I was easy to find. You guys probably wouldn't even have noticed if I hadn't said anything.
yeah, the clue for you is one of the easier ones.
Archetype
03-29-2009, 03:11 AM
72 across is one letter too short.
The fact that I actually know the answer to that scares me.
Angry Ass Messican Dude
03-29-2009, 03:22 AM
This is cool, I can't figure it out, but it's cool.
Angry Ass Messican Dude
03-29-2009, 03:23 AM
Well i could but I'm the lazy.
mongo
03-29-2009, 03:24 AM
my money is on stdskillz or crazycarl to get this right first.
Angry Ass Messican Dude
03-29-2009, 03:25 AM
6 can only be me or JT, he had naked chicks, I outed TiM and coined the phrase Tim likez the dudez and it was so vile it got hard deleted. Toss up but my guess is JT.
STDSkillz
03-29-2009, 03:40 AM
my money is on stdskillz or crazycarl to get this right first.
I fucking love crosswords. I printed this bitch out.
I WISH I was 23, ie only 230 pounds, of sad. But I was easy to find.
Archetype
03-29-2009, 03:53 AM
What the hell is a cumberbun?
STDSkillz
03-29-2009, 03:58 AM
I fucking love crosswords. I printed this bitch out.
But I'm sucking this shit up. I might not get it :(
Archetype
03-29-2009, 04:28 AM
Did you include the name of Claydon's wife in this?
mongo
03-29-2009, 04:29 AM
no. just her pic.
Archetype
03-29-2009, 04:31 AM
Oh, I guess that'd be pretty gay if you called him a "beauty."
STDSkillz
03-29-2009, 04:36 AM
I only got about half of them. I fail. Are you solving this, JJ? If you are, I bet you take it.
Archetype
03-29-2009, 05:11 AM
I got about 20 left and I've been raped.
Trident
03-29-2009, 05:17 AM
I got about 20 left and I've been raped.
I'm more concerned about the rape, was it someone you know? Normally is.
Archetype
03-29-2009, 05:34 AM
Meh, I give up. 9, 65, and 27 are eating out my soul.
Only 2 "3 letter" answers on here...I am either awesome or overrated.
Trident
03-29-2009, 08:29 AM
* you may be referred to as Marcus.
Trident
03-29-2009, 08:39 AM
Or knowing mongo, he probably calls you daddy.
This proves that I don't pay attention to any of you insignificant fucks.
Other than a few blatantly obvious ones...I don't know dick
This is why I don't pay attention
L7JbZUqdEdk
NOTKyle
03-29-2009, 09:38 AM
lolololol
vasili denisov
03-29-2009, 11:32 AM
The completed puzzle.
Except it's not complete. And most of the answers are wrong.
Also, being behind in my gambling debts has affected my penmanship.
http://i39.tinypic.com/nxw36q.jpg
Nature's Folly
03-29-2009, 01:20 PM
Am i in this thing?
hatepoppy
03-29-2009, 01:21 PM
IM FORE DOUNED!!
Somebody needs to finish this.
Jericho
03-29-2009, 01:41 PM
I've got like all of these but 5. Fuck you TIM
I liked the idea of writing GMF on your dick and posting it better.
Alcestis
03-29-2009, 01:46 PM
46. midget of gmf.
haha...poor thing needs to start popping growth hormones and mega vitamins.
Jericho
03-29-2009, 01:53 PM
Who's an underage shoplifter??!
The Dude
03-29-2009, 01:57 PM
sailoryoon?
Jericho
03-29-2009, 02:00 PM
I give up. There's like 5 that I don't even have a guess
jemeske
03-29-2009, 02:09 PM
I'm closing in.
Pharon
03-29-2009, 02:11 PM
This is the best milestone post evar.
Jericho
03-29-2009, 02:14 PM
Who the crap is 17 overrated? three letters third letter is I
TylerDurden
03-29-2009, 02:14 PM
one of the sexiest posts i've seen in a while. bravo, sir. bravo.
Jericho
03-29-2009, 02:15 PM
We need to work together people!!!
jemeske
03-29-2009, 02:18 PM
Who the crap is 17 overrated? three letters third letter is I
CSI? But I do agree the third letter is I.
The Dude
03-29-2009, 02:20 PM
i disagree, but thinking like mongo it is probably wii
jemeske
03-29-2009, 02:20 PM
Ah, duh.
Jericho
03-29-2009, 02:29 PM
I'm drawing a blank on Mr. Smith lived in Canada. Am I stupid?
ruffdog
03-29-2009, 02:31 PM
am i in there?
TheImpossibleMan
03-29-2009, 03:01 PM
Good Lord. I cannot imagine ever completing this.
ruffdog
03-29-2009, 03:03 PM
i swear to god mongo..if you left me out of this i'm gonna do something to you.
yeah...something
medlar
03-29-2009, 03:37 PM
haha...poor thing needs to start popping growth hormones and mega vitamins.
Yeah, really got the short end of the stick there. Can't for the life of me figure out who it is.
jemeske
03-29-2009, 03:54 PM
I believe I am seven away.
Jericho
03-29-2009, 03:56 PM
Jem and I are making a hell of a team
Archetype
03-29-2009, 03:56 PM
I'm drawing a blank on Mr. Smith lived in Canada. Am I stupid?
Yes. What the hell is 9 down?
Yes. What the hell is 9 down?
you're a fucking idiot, that's what it is
jemeske
03-29-2009, 04:04 PM
Naw, that has too many letters.
Naw, that has too many letters.
no it doesn't
Jericho
03-29-2009, 04:07 PM
Jem and I are down to 6. I'm gonna be pissed if mongo was just drunk and fucked it up
jemeske
03-29-2009, 04:09 PM
So close I can taste it.
It's like a day old crispito that is starting to grow mold.
Jericho
03-29-2009, 04:12 PM
I think timmy fucked up on 53 down
hatepoppy
03-29-2009, 04:13 PM
*cumberbund
i kno
Jericho
03-29-2009, 04:18 PM
It's obviously mixie, but neither that nor mxlplkt fit
Trident
03-29-2009, 04:19 PM
fuckmixie?
Datači
03-29-2009, 04:22 PM
http://i43.tinypic.com/2gxhgr9.jpg
fuldstændigamok
03-29-2009, 04:25 PM
It's obviously mixie, but neither that nor mxlplkt fit
What was the name of the other redneck on old GMF, starting with M aswell?
hatepoppy
03-29-2009, 04:25 PM
dataci is croatian for 'so gay mongos herps get hard'
Jericho
03-29-2009, 04:25 PM
What was the name of the other redneck on old GMF, starting with M aswell?
Marcus
jemeske
03-29-2009, 04:26 PM
mist?
doesn't fit, but it does end in t
fuldstændigamok
03-29-2009, 04:28 PM
mist?
doesn't fit, but it does end in t
Yep, him. Well too bad then.
Archetype
03-29-2009, 04:28 PM
Anybody figure out 65?
jemeske
03-29-2009, 05:00 PM
Three away. Jericho!!!
Edit: Two away.
Jericho
03-29-2009, 05:00 PM
Yeah, but those three are Fucky
Pax Britannia
03-29-2009, 05:01 PM
Which ones are you having trouble with?
hatepoppy
03-29-2009, 05:03 PM
theyre bein all buttclencht w what they need.
jemeske
03-29-2009, 05:03 PM
1, 28
Archetype
03-29-2009, 05:03 PM
1 and 28 can go straight to hell.
hatepoppy
03-29-2009, 05:06 PM
is 28 in any fucking hilarious way hanover?
Jericho
03-29-2009, 05:08 PM
That was my first thought,but it won't work. Hey jem. Calados works but I don't fucking understand the joke if it is
jemeske
03-29-2009, 05:08 PM
28 is _ _ L _ D _ _
4th letter in 1 is E
Edit: Oh duh. Hank = Henk = Calados
ONE AWAY!!!!
Hanover Fist
03-29-2009, 05:09 PM
I do bear a strange resemblance to that old fat guy with a beer.
Archetype
03-29-2009, 05:09 PM
D?? WHat the hell is 19?
hatepoppy
03-29-2009, 05:11 PM
I do bear a strange resemblance to that old fat guy with a beer.
u do. but fuck me jems rite!
Datači
03-29-2009, 05:11 PM
I'm not sure if i spend too much, or not enough time here.
Pax Britannia
03-29-2009, 05:12 PM
D?? WHat the hell is 19?
Tylerdurden.
Jericho
03-29-2009, 05:12 PM
D?? WHat the hell is 19?
Are you serious?
jemeske
03-29-2009, 05:13 PM
1 Down, I need it!!!!
Archetype
03-29-2009, 05:13 PM
OH SHIT, I KNOW 1 I KNOW 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jericho
03-29-2009, 05:13 PM
Jem and I reek of win. We're so fucking close
hatepoppy
03-29-2009, 05:13 PM
hatepoppy fits!
Archetype
03-29-2009, 05:14 PM
Are you serious?
I thought Rick drove a BMW.
Archetype
03-29-2009, 05:14 PM
1 Down, I need it!!!!
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/Blueblurr64/iosirishgirl1991.jpg
hatepoppy
03-29-2009, 05:15 PM
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
Jericho
03-29-2009, 05:15 PM
YES!!!!
jemeske
03-29-2009, 05:15 PM
who the fuck is that?
hatepoppy
03-29-2009, 05:16 PM
me!
Jericho
03-29-2009, 05:16 PM
who the fuck is that?
BlueBlurr. Submit that shit! put both our names on it, sexy
Archetype
03-29-2009, 05:16 PM
Hey! I found that shit.
hatepoppy
03-29-2009, 05:18 PM
Hey! I found that shit.
dont be a fucking canadian.
jemeske
03-29-2009, 05:20 PM
Done and done. With credit to Jericho and Archetype.
}{arlequin
03-29-2009, 05:23 PM
enough w/ the suspense
JUST POST IT ALREADY!!
Jericho
03-29-2009, 05:26 PM
Before my wisdom was bestowed,Jem thought Timmy would fuck Summer
jemeske
03-29-2009, 05:27 PM
Le solved?
http://i42.tinypic.com/jubh8x.jpg
OR
http://www.imgir.com/images/ilu1v1mdhz895i7kjt7q.gif
jemeske
03-29-2009, 05:30 PM
Before my wisdom was bestowed,Jem thought Timmy would fuck Summer
Being gone for a year+ hurt. I worked the search feature like a mother fucker.
Trident
03-29-2009, 05:30 PM
You've got a few wrong on the first one, second one is done.
Datači
03-29-2009, 05:30 PM
I think you got a few wrong
http://i474.photobucket.com/albums/rr110/LinoOverdrive/1232143921605.jpg
hatepoppy
03-29-2009, 05:32 PM
ZOMG GAIZ GET CEREAL!!!!! MAYBE YOU LIKE LOOKING AT MANBUTT JOELS AND HOWIE LONG BUT THIS IS A FAMILY ESTABLISHMENT!!!
GAWL!
Archetype
03-29-2009, 05:51 PM
Sarxos also fits for 43.
Jericho
03-29-2009, 05:55 PM
Sarxos also fits for 43.
We discussed that, but Paxton is gmf's sad sack along with the other euphemism
jemeske
03-29-2009, 05:59 PM
I'm just curious if he made this intending to use it a while ago, because a lot of the names were old.
Hoser
03-29-2009, 06:02 PM
I'm just curious if he made this intending to use it a while ago, because a lot of the names were old.
Possibly, but some of the clues are pretty new.
hatepoppy
03-29-2009, 06:03 PM
HAY JEM!Q
http://i44.tinypic.com/1zv8jt2.jpg
Angry Ass Messican Dude
03-29-2009, 06:43 PM
That one is easy, and before your time.
jemeske
03-29-2009, 06:45 PM
Um, what?
Angry Ass Messican Dude
03-29-2009, 06:48 PM
McTool wasn't a member during the first rep challenge.
Angry Ass Messican Dude
03-29-2009, 06:49 PM
Hmm there was a whole page betwenn when I loaded this thread and replyed. I'm talking about 65 artfag has been stumped over.
Done and done. With credit to Jericho and Archetype.
and me, I gave you Fuld, fool!
Jericho
03-29-2009, 06:51 PM
and me, I gave you Fuld, fool!
I gave him fuld as well
fuldstændigamok
03-29-2009, 06:52 PM
and me, I gave you Fuld, fool!
You what what, now?
Jericho
03-29-2009, 06:52 PM
McTool wasn't a member during the first rep challenge.
Neither was mongo
I gave him fuld as well
I WAS FIRST JERK!!!
fuldstændigamok
03-29-2009, 06:53 PM
Can you people stop giving me away like that!
I'M NOT A NUMBEEEEEEEEEEEER
Jericho
03-29-2009, 06:54 PM
Can you people stop giving me away like that!
I'M NOT A NUMBEEEEEEEEEEEER
Yes you are. Number 43
jemeske
03-29-2009, 06:55 PM
I bet I knew maybe seven before I started searching around and getting help. Now who is going to entertain me?
Angry Ass Messican Dude
03-29-2009, 06:56 PM
My cock is an 8.
Jericho
03-29-2009, 06:57 PM
I bet I knew maybe seven before I started searching around and getting help. Now who is going to entertain me?
I loled when you had kerjack as mongo's music buddy
jemeske
03-29-2009, 06:58 PM
I loled when you had kerjack as mongo's music buddy
I didn't even look at the clue on that one. He was the only guy I could think of with a name ending in K. Half of those people, really, I have no idea who they are.
Hoser
03-29-2009, 07:09 PM
My cock is an 8.
captain of team "drunk in public".???
Jericho
03-29-2009, 07:11 PM
Mikey wouldn't get laid much if he had to thrust me into women
jemeske
03-29-2009, 07:21 PM
I beg to differ.
Am I not included in this puzzle?
STDSkillz
03-29-2009, 08:13 PM
Well done boys, well done.
}{arlequin
03-29-2009, 08:39 PM
this was the gift that kept on giving.
Hanover Fist
03-29-2009, 08:47 PM
I am soooo underrated on GMF
ShitBreak
03-29-2009, 08:55 PM
I'm 225 and sad now, douche.
mongo
03-30-2009, 11:36 PM
Le solved?
http://i42.tinypic.com/jubh8x.jpg
OR
http://www.imgir.com/images/ilu1v1mdhz895i7kjt7q.gif
well done, sirs, well done.
here is the official answer key.
Across
3. ZAPHRODESIAC—ps'ing, drunk, awesome, sex machine.
6. JT—started the best thread in gmf history. bitches.
7. GOAT—the screwdini
8. JERICHO—was captain of team "drunk in public".
11. NUCLEARJEW—the only gmf member i've met.
13. SAILORYOON—underage shoplifter.
17. WII—overrated. meh.
18. FEITH—reminds me of a "clap your hands say yeah" song. "the skin of my yellow crooked teeth".
20. SOITGOES—sends most males on gmf cock shots and the address of a seedy boston gay bar. bareback ftw!
22. 420MONK—my music buddy.
23. OSUMIKE—230lbs of pure sad.
27. CLAYDON—http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2cmt1qt&s=5
28. CALADOS—http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=mhyjjd&s=5
29. AJ1—i'm awesome
30. CARONTE—photoshopping, lawn mowing, postwhore
31. STAX—http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=izu6hv&s=5
32. THEGWD—engaged to a chinless beauty
34. JACKBAUER—he looks cute in green.
38. CRAZYCARL—more sexy than crazy
39. MIRT—biggest boobies on gmf. second biggest tool on gmf.
40. OGGIE—once met willy for drinks after a tigers game (or maybe it was before the game, i don't fucking know)
42. ERASED—too lazy to walk.
46. MEDLAR—midget of gmf.
48. PAXTON—longest face in gmf history. *cue "horse walks into a bar joke"*
49. BILLY—gmf's hottest azn.
50. CRAIG—creepy? creepy! poop!
52. BIGPIZZLE—most educated member of gmf.
54. MISTERFATT—his entire wardrobe consists of pants and wifebeaters.
57. TARHEEL—graduated from appalachian state university. predicted their win over michigan.
58. BONES—founding member of al west mafia.
59. FACE—biggest tits on gmf.
62. OKIEMEDICVET—fat white rasta bitch.
64. PATSFAN—son of dorothy
65. EVILGUINNESS—best.milestone.evar.
67. CRASH—most missed aussie evar.
69. RANDYSTOTE—fsf badass from down under.
70. SINK—owned the most awesome dragon shirt in the history of the world.
71. MUJI—gonna be a bald ass daddy.
72. SPANKY—the only gmf member i would fuck.
Down
1. BLUEBLURR—has been known to wear 2 watches. pimp.
2. ARCHANGEL—look at me, i still don't have my masters!
4. HATEPOPPY—whoooo teh fuc iz diz ging3r foo!?
5. JEMESKE—founding member of al west mafia.
9. CRITICALBILL—nypd-4-life!
10. GENIUS—can't hold his booze. has a dui.
12. ALCESTIS—http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=30t4607&s=5
14. MARKBURNETT—DrDeath
15. STDSKILLZ—colorado math guru
16. POLLO—pure sports badass.
19. TYLERDURDEN—kidz don't hold this bmw owner back from being awesome.
21. YELRAM—will drive to your house and kick the shit out of you.
24. GARYBUSEY—ecu!
25. SYNDICATE—rp who?
26. JJMCKOOL—mr. smith lived in canada.
32. THEIMPOSSIBLEMAN—likes the dudez.
33. DARAIDER—black and silver alchy forever.
35. TATERS—worthless ******.
36. JAMESBANON—~
37. POOPOOCANNON—probably has the hottest sister on gmf
41. ELEMENOP—if she becomes an alchy, she'll become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
43. FULD—i love this fucking stinky euro.
44. HARLEQUIN—gmf's biggest pimp.
45. FLIPHKD—looks jewish.
47. LIMPNOODLE—martial arts e-sleuth.
51. VOXANGELIKUS—he's just a jersey boy, he said see you later boy... also, best noob pwning member evar.
53. MXPLKT—only gmf member that had and awesome cumberbun AND and awesome mullet.
55. SHANNON—this is her friend: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=10xv79x&s=5
56. REDBEARD—dog named chew.
60. DATACHI—how does one afford a computer in croatia?
61. MORFIN—diet cock on the rocks. after all, i'm old.
63. BIZZ—xbox fan boy to the max. also, sexy.
66. GTSCH—recently decided to get married and give up sex for the rest of his life. fag.
68. ADD—http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=nv4iyq&s=5
WET HOT MESS
03-31-2009, 11:37 AM
Why the hell would I be in your bed?
vasili denisov
03-31-2009, 11:59 AM
Why was I left out of this pile of win? This some kind of message? Like, a sicilian thing? First you leave me out of your crossword, then you come at me with the double barrels? Well, fuck you, Vincenzo, two can play at that game. I'm gonna come up with a word jumble today, and leave your fucking name out. So better check carefully under your car tonight, Vinnie.
Pharon
03-31-2009, 12:00 PM
I got left out too. Someone's getting a wrapped up fish on his doorstep tomorrow.
well done, sirs, well done.
here is the official answer key.
Across
3. ZAPHRODESIAC—ps'ing, drunk, awesome, sex machine.
6. JT—started the best thread in gmf history. bitches.
7. GOAT—the screwdini
8. JERICHO—was captain of team "drunk in public".
11. NUCLEARJEW—the only gmf member i've met.
13. SAILORYOON—underage shoplifter.
17. WII—overrated. meh.
18. FEITH—reminds me of a "clap your hands say yeah" song. "the skin of my yellow crooked teeth".
20. SOITGOES—sends most males on gmf cock shots and the address of a seedy boston gay bar. bareback ftw!
22. 420MONK—my music buddy.
23. OSUMIKE—230lbs of pure sad.
27. CLAYDON—http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2cmt1qt&s=5
28. CALADOS—http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=mhyjjd&s=5
29. AJ1—i'm awesome
30. CARONTE—photoshopping, lawn mowing, postwhore
31. STAX—http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=izu6hv&s=5
32. THEGWD—engaged to a chinless beauty
34. JACKBAUER—he looks cute in green.
38. CRAZYCARL—more sexy than crazy
39. MIRT—biggest boobies on gmf. second biggest tool on gmf.
40. OGGIE—once met willy for drinks after a tigers game (or maybe it was before the game, i don't fucking know)
42. ERASED—too lazy to walk.
46. MEDLAR—midget of gmf.
48. PAXTON—longest face in gmf history. *cue "horse walks into a bar joke"*
49. BILLY—gmf's hottest azn.
50. CRAIG—creepy? creepy! poop!
52. BIGPIZZLE—most educated member of gmf.
54. MISTERFATT—his entire wardrobe consists of pants and wifebeaters.
57. TARHEEL—graduated from appalachian state university. predicted their win over michigan.
58. BONES—founding member of al west mafia.
59. FACE—biggest tits on gmf.
62. OKIEMEDICVET—fat white rasta bitch.
64. PATSFAN—son of dorothy
65. EVILGUINNESS—best.milestone.evar.
67. CRASH—most missed aussie evar.
69. RANDYSTOTE—fsf badass from down under.
70. SINK—owned the most awesome dragon shirt in the history of the world.
71. MUJI—gonna be a bald ass daddy.
72. SPANKY—the only gmf member i would fuck.
Down
1. BLUEBLURR—has been known to wear 2 watches. pimp.
2. ARCHANGEL—look at me, i still don't have my masters!
4. HATEPOPPY—whoooo teh fuc iz diz ging3r foo!?
5. JEMESKE—founding member of al west mafia.
9. CRITICALBILL—nypd-4-life!
10. GENIUS—can't hold his booze. has a dui.
12. ALCESTIS—http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=30t4607&s=5
14. MARKBURNETT—DrDeath
15. STDSKILLZ—colorado math guru
16. POLLO—pure sports badass.
19. TYLERDURDEN—kidz don't hold this bmw owner back from being awesome.
21. YELRAM—will drive to your house and kick the shit out of you.
24. GARYBUSEY—ecu!
25. SYNDICATE—rp who?
26. JJMCKOOL—mr. smith lived in canada.
32. THEIMPOSSIBLEMAN—likes the dudez.
33. DARAIDER—black and silver alchy forever.
35. TATERS—worthless ******.
36. JAMESBANON—~
37. POOPOOCANNON—probably has the hottest sister on gmf
41. ELEMENOP—if she becomes an alchy, she'll become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
43. FULD—i love this fucking stinky euro.
44. HARLEQUIN—gmf's biggest pimp.
45. FLIPHKD—looks jewish.
47. LIMPNOODLE—martial arts e-sleuth.
51. VOXANGELIKUS—he's just a jersey boy, he said see you later boy... also, best noob pwning member evar.
53. MXPLKT—only gmf member that had and awesome cumberbun AND and awesome mullet.
55. SHANNON—this is her friend: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=10xv79x&s=5
56. REDBEARD—dog named chew.
60. DATACHI—how does one afford a computer in croatia?
61. MORFIN—diet cock on the rocks. after all, i'm old.
63. BIZZ—xbox fan boy to the max. also, sexy.
66. GTSCH—recently decided to get married and give up sex for the rest of his life. fag.
68. ADD—http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=nv4iyq&s=5
I'll remember this, buttbuddy
mongo
03-31-2009, 01:27 PM
Why the hell would I be in your bed?
cause i gave you $5.
I'll remember this, buttbuddy
i was drunk. sue me.
i also forgot pharon, folly, hanover, candycane, and i'm sure more. so don't feel too bad.
he didn't forget meeeeee!!!
Titus_Pullo
03-31-2009, 02:02 PM
You can include all of us missing in the GMF Junior Jumble.
mxlplkt
03-31-2009, 02:14 PM
I should have had my mullet bronzed.
medlar
03-31-2009, 02:18 PM
Even drunk, Mongo added me! \o/
Next..A gmf WORDSEARCH
WET HOT MESS
03-31-2009, 04:38 PM
Ewwwie.
dick_darlington
03-31-2009, 04:47 PM
im not in this puzzle.. i r sad.
Da Raider
03-31-2009, 06:24 PM
i have to disagree on one answer:
# 65 across. Best milestone evar was the original milestone done by Patsfan.
hatepoppy
03-31-2009, 06:25 PM
gmf sudoku?
Pharon
03-31-2009, 06:49 PM
i have to disagree on one answer:
# 65 across. Best milestone evar was the original milestone done by Patsfan.
What did he do/say? I'm pretty sure that pre-dates me.
Jericho
03-31-2009, 06:51 PM
It was GMF as Simpsons. GMF in the key of Springfield as I recall. I was McBain!
CrazyCarl
03-31-2009, 07:11 PM
http://archive.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?t=12390
Jericho
03-31-2009, 07:20 PM
Wow, that took me back. Talk about a who's who of who the fuck's
I wasn't in that one
*sigh*
Hoser
03-31-2009, 07:26 PM
Randystones is still way better.
Jericho
03-31-2009, 07:29 PM
It's randystoTe! When will you faggots get it right?
WET HOT MESS
03-31-2009, 07:30 PM
Faggots can care less.
Shannon!MD!!!
03-31-2009, 07:38 PM
whatever happened to rc1127312381623784263874683? he was my first GMF friend.
Hoser
03-31-2009, 07:42 PM
It's randystoTe! When will you faggots get it right?
NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!
jemeske
03-31-2009, 09:17 PM
whatever happened to rc1127312381623784263874683? he was my first GMF friend.
Was it rc who got in trouble with the law a few times? He also started his own sports site that last for a week too, if I recall correctly.
jemeske
03-31-2009, 09:18 PM
Also, the best milestone was Dunn's--"GMFers as Teletubbies" or something like that. All he posted was "TIM is Tinkie Winkie, I'll figure out the rest later."
Gold.
Kerjack
03-31-2009, 09:19 PM
Who was it that spent a few nights in jail for beating down some guys that came with his ex to get his cat after a breakup?
Jericho
03-31-2009, 09:20 PM
Who was it that spent a few nights in jail for beating down some guys that came with his ex to get his cat after a breakup?
Awww, you remembered
jemeske
03-31-2009, 09:22 PM
And Reverend? Living on a beach somewhere. Or dead. Who knows?
Kerjack
03-31-2009, 09:22 PM
I have to admit, that was pretty kewl.
Shannon!MD!!!
03-31-2009, 09:22 PM
remind me what randystote's was?
The Dude
03-31-2009, 09:40 PM
lance is milhouse!
Jericho
03-31-2009, 09:45 PM
I miss that dorky lil fucker. He was OSUMike before OSUMike
Shannon!MD!!!
03-31-2009, 09:47 PM
seriously, what was randystotes?
The Dude
03-31-2009, 09:50 PM
no one
Shannon!MD!!!
03-31-2009, 09:55 PM
why is no one answering me???
Jericho
03-31-2009, 09:58 PM
What was randystotes is not a question, you idiot
Hoser
03-31-2009, 10:04 PM
http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?t=15975
took all of 2 seconds to find
What was randystotes is not a question, you idiot
it is actually, but its a question without a context
Jericho
03-31-2009, 10:16 PM
it is actually, but its a question without a context
I need a noun,motherfucker
jemeske
03-31-2009, 10:30 PM
Grammowned!!
The Dude
03-31-2009, 10:42 PM
http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?t=15975
took all of 2 seconds to find
i thought the question was what was randystote in patsfans' simpsons milestone
Jericho
03-31-2009, 10:44 PM
i thought the question was what was randystote in patsfans' simpsons milestone
And I thought it might be what was his minor legal scuffles. Shan, you'd better start hitting your questions a bit proper from now on
mongo
03-31-2009, 11:00 PM
get out of my milestone!!!!11121
WET HOT MESS
03-31-2009, 11:00 PM
You're not allowed to talk to Randy like that!
Jericho
03-31-2009, 11:06 PM
*waits for shoutout
WET HOT MESS
03-31-2009, 11:07 PM
Fuck that, where's Bill? I'm gunna borrow his taser.
jemeske
03-31-2009, 11:09 PM
For my milestone, I'll leave again for a year.
Fuck that, where's Bill? I'm gunna borrow his taser.
Why? You could borrow Face's phaser!
hatepoppy
03-31-2009, 11:15 PM
What was randystotes is not a question, you idiot
she means what was randystoteszsz milestone.
Kerjack
03-31-2009, 11:16 PM
For my milestone, I'll leave again for a year.
Man, even MSpainted jewelry weirds me out.
jemeske
03-31-2009, 11:19 PM
Anita Horse is a sexy beast.
WET HOT MESS
03-31-2009, 11:24 PM
Anita Horse has a bigger rack than me.
jemeske
03-31-2009, 11:32 PM
Prove it.
Anita Horse has a bigger rack than me.
probably a bigger cock too
WET HOT MESS
03-31-2009, 11:35 PM
I think Mongo saved a copy.
Billy
03-31-2009, 11:35 PM
my name doesn't fit in 72 across. I call bullshit
jemeske
03-31-2009, 11:36 PM
I think Mongo saved a copy.
Why would you ever show Mongo your huhots?
Edit: And of course he saved a copy.
WET HOT MESS
03-31-2009, 11:38 PM
I didn't show it to him. I posted the black box boobs in some intro out of boredom and he saved it.
WET HOT MESS
03-31-2009, 11:40 PM
Well there's also Bizz's av.
Well there's also Bizz's av.
That's me!
jemeske
03-31-2009, 11:46 PM
She shows more skin in her next pic. Wait for it.
WET HOT MESS
03-31-2009, 11:47 PM
Horse Anita bangs the likes of Horse Macario.
Jericho
04-03-2009, 03:43 PM
The shout out video is a lie!
mongo
04-03-2009, 06:02 PM
i haven't forgot. i just haven't been drunk as fuck for a few days. it'll happen. probably tonight or tomorrow night. friday and saturday are good days for making blurry black memories..
hatepoppy
04-03-2009, 09:48 PM
its like mikey's drinking video!
jemeske
04-04-2009, 02:40 PM
Damn it. Mongo is a bigger cock tease than Cock Teasington III.
Jericho
04-04-2009, 02:44 PM
We worked so hard and ask for so little :(
jemeske
04-04-2009, 03:48 PM
He has 24 hours to produce this video before I begin a systematic process of intimidation and manipulation the likes of which this forum has only seen 10-15 times.
Jericho
04-04-2009, 03:49 PM
Gauntlet = thrown
mongo
04-04-2009, 03:50 PM
He has 24 hours to produce this video before I begin a systematic process of intimidation and manipulation the likes of which this forum has only seen 10-15 times.
well shit, i almost want to not make the vid and see some shit go down.
jemeske
04-04-2009, 03:54 PM
You won't be so cocky after I accuse you of sending an email to my wife alleging that I am engaged in an extramarital affair!!
mongo
04-04-2009, 03:58 PM
You won't be so cocky after I accuse you of sending an email to my wife alleging that I am engaged in an extramarital affair!!
oh snap!
*starts thinking of clever things to do on video*
6655321
04-05-2009, 02:27 AM
i'm so pist i wasn't popular enough to make your little puzzle.
mongo
04-05-2009, 02:47 AM
if yo had letters in your name, you would have.
mongo
04-05-2009, 03:31 AM
alright faggots.
Xkp8wF8KC2c
Jericho
04-05-2009, 03:41 AM
Not bad at all...love the A's hat.
Jericho
04-07-2009, 10:25 PM
lulz,I was gonna come in here to talk shit about no video. I drink too much
STDSkillz
04-07-2009, 10:25 PM
I think you need another beer, Joel.
Jericho
04-07-2009, 10:27 PM
On it.
STDSkillz
04-07-2009, 10:27 PM
Good man.
}{arlequin
04-08-2009, 12:33 AM
interesting soundtrack choice
mongo
04-08-2009, 01:50 AM
Lulz. Now gtfo my thread!
Billy
04-08-2009, 01:20 PM
Am I allowed in here?
Candycane
04-08-2009, 02:34 PM
yes.