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WET HOT MESS
03-31-2009, 11:26 AM
Grandfather theory. Say you've got a junk and you're gunna go back in time and make an awesomer you with it. Not that you have a choice,... it just happened you flew back in time with a time machine or a superfast car and you don't know who is who until it's too late. And it's an endless cycle. So problem arises everywhere. What if instead of making your pops, you make a second ma. Or you can try knocking up your own mom, that's kinda sick but then what if you end up making yourself a XX instead of XY, an end to the flux, sorta. Aorta. Snorta. But instead you'll be round bellied and carrying yourself. Say you only shoot y's. But then you get bored of it all because it's like groundhog's...lifetime everywhere. And you decide to bang a stripper and get the aids. And herpes. And then you go back in time and knock your someone up... then you shoot your diseased sperm up some coochie and then you're born with herpes on your face. That's a lifetime of sickness. And not only that, that herpes just keeps giving and giving. Because let's face it, there's no cure in this lifetime. So over and over again, you just keep giving yourself le herp... and it never goes away. God that sucks. But after awhile, wouldn't it get boring and you just wanna make it all stop with a bullet to the head, but you're like Billy Murray and you can't make it stop. Or would you still ride that dead horse because you're never bored?

Pax Britannia
03-31-2009, 11:29 AM
I'd kill myself over and over again in increasingly more outrageous ways.

WET HOT MESS
03-31-2009, 11:30 AM
OHMIGAWD, HAI FIVE!

Pax Britannia
03-31-2009, 11:32 AM
OHMIGAWD, HAI FIVE!

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb193/marleyisknarley/9520Internet20High-Five.jpg

hatepoppy
03-31-2009, 11:34 AM
the continuity of consciousness is real.

WET HOT MESS
03-31-2009, 11:34 AM
My hands are bigger than that. I'll palm the screen and pretend I'm grabbing your ass.

hatepoppy
03-31-2009, 11:35 AM
my hands are bigger than my monitor.

Pax Britannia
03-31-2009, 11:36 AM
My hands are bigger than that. I'll palm the screen and pretend I'm grabbing your ass.

Hang on. Let me tense the cheeks for ya *tense* go ahead.

hatepoppy
03-31-2009, 11:40 AM
*clench

Hodge
03-31-2009, 08:26 PM
I'm way late on this. Would I be aware that my life is a never ending cycle or would I just be fucked over by feelings of deja vu here and there until eternity?

Genius
03-31-2009, 08:30 PM
If you went back in time and introduced AIDZ decades and decades earlier, whoa.

Archetype
03-31-2009, 08:38 PM
Are you sure you'd be remaking yourself? Or just yourself as other people see it? How can you be sure you're recreating anything, and not just walking into a parallel universe, and following their fate line? Is it even possible to recreate yourself in this manner, and not just simply birthing a different person who would actually be your son/daughter in this alternate world, a generation early?

Face
03-31-2009, 08:48 PM
I'm so fucking confused

Spanky
03-31-2009, 09:03 PM
moral of the story: don't snort cocaine

riseabove!
03-31-2009, 09:18 PM
assuming I'd maintain my consciousness during dimensional shiftin' I'd love to live forever

Archetype
03-31-2009, 09:40 PM
3r5t8UxSkD4

WET HOT MESS
03-31-2009, 10:38 PM
moral of the story: don't snort cocaine
Never even touched the stuff.

vasili denisov
03-31-2009, 11:11 PM
Grandfather theory. Say you've got a junk and you're gunna go back in time and make an awesomer you with it. Not that you have a choice,... it just happened you flew back in time with a time machine or a superfast car and you don't know who is who until it's too late. And it's an endless cycle. So problem arises everywhere. What if instead of making your pops, you make a second ma. Or you can try knocking up your own mom, that's kinda sick but then what if you end up making yourself a XX instead of XY, an end to the flux, sorta. Aorta. Snorta. But instead you'll be round bellied and carrying yourself. Say you only shoot y's. But then you get bored of it all because it's like groundhog's...lifetime everywhere. And you decide to bang a stripper and get the aids. And herpes. And then you go back in time and knock your someone up... then you shoot your diseased sperm up some coochie and then you're born with herpes on your face. That's a lifetime of sickness. And not only that, that herpes just keeps giving and giving. Because let's face it, there's no cure in this lifetime. So over and over again, you just keep giving yourself le herp... and it never goes away. God that sucks. But after awhile, wouldn't it get boring and you just wanna make it all stop with a bullet to the head, but you're like Billy Murray and you can't make it stop. Or would you still ride that dead horse because you're never bored?
I think there are two separate questions: 1) is eternal, recurring consciousness unendurable? 2) is such consciousness unendurable given only the fleeting pleasures of sex, without intellectual exploration, or is this just a ruse, and whatever exploration, it's a mild pleasure compared to the species wide impulse 3) is an existence involving a consciousness, a physics, or a perception of reality that can be construed as a different physics, all very different from our own, unendurable?

For 3), someone who lives this cycle of eternal rebirth and consciousness of each existence, what we endure might be considered nightmarish. That our body slowly then quickly decays, then falls into death, and all contact with the world of sense is lost. Just as our philosophy, literature, and religion all deal with the question of death, a people whose existence was eternal re-birth would center their scrutiny on the question of unending life instead. They may well find it intolerable, but the alternative, our single, short life would be even more intolerable.

Da Raider
04-01-2009, 10:33 AM
Grandfather theory. Say you've got a junk and you're gunna go back in time and make an awesomer you with it. Not that you have a choice,... it just happened you flew back in time with a time machine or a superfast car and you don't know who is who until it's too late. And it's an endless cycle. So problem arises everywhere. What if instead of making your pops, you make a second ma. Or you can try knocking up your own mom, that's kinda sick but then what if you end up making yourself a XX instead of XY, an end to the flux, sorta. Aorta. Snorta. But instead you'll be round bellied and carrying yourself. Say you only shoot y's. But then you get bored of it all because it's like groundhog's...lifetime everywhere. And you decide to bang a stripper and get the aids. And herpes. And then you go back in time and knock your someone up... then you shoot your diseased sperm up some coochie and then you're born with herpes on your face. That's a lifetime of sickness. And not only that, that herpes just keeps giving and giving. Because let's face it, there's no cure in this lifetime. So over and over again, you just keep giving yourself le herp... and it never goes away. God that sucks. But after awhile, wouldn't it get boring and you just wanna make it all stop with a bullet to the head, but you're like Billy Murray and you can't make it stop. Or would you still ride that dead horse because you're never bored?

someone smoked a lot of doobage. And while incredibly high, decided to post this here thread. Like the entire supply for the North East US. Just up and smoked all of it. Damn, that's a lot.

WET HOT MESS
04-01-2009, 11:13 AM
I've never been high off illegal substances. I'm just incredibly wired.

Pax Britannia
04-01-2009, 11:14 AM
Drugs are overrated.

Limp
04-01-2009, 11:15 AM
Sobriety is overrated.

WET HOT MESS
04-01-2009, 11:16 AM
Fingers are underrated.

Da Raider
04-02-2009, 12:30 AM
Drugs are overrated.

says the guy who thinks they are overrated.

Hmmmm....

Archetype
04-02-2009, 12:31 AM
I've never been high off illegal substances. I'm just incredibly wired.
Welcome to highworld.

WET HOT MESS
04-02-2009, 12:48 AM
But I'm not high. Though I've been told drugs can cure me.

TylerDurden
04-02-2009, 10:07 AM
drugs can't cure what you've got, dear.

Hoser
04-02-2009, 03:41 PM
I'd kill myself over and over again in increasingly more outrageous ways.

ALA Groundhog Day