View Full Version : How do you like your Steakumms cooked?
NOTKyle
04-01-2009, 10:56 AM
http://www.lizzieb.biz/ftp/Food%20Pics/steakumm2.jpg
redsox39
04-01-2009, 10:58 AM
Just like my hotpockets!
fuldstændigamok
04-01-2009, 11:00 AM
Just like my hotpockets!
Yeah, but did you get them free and by e-mail from a slightly retarded person?
Didn't think so.
NOTKyle
04-01-2009, 11:06 AM
It wasn't email my friend, it was cold, hard, coupon.
redsox39
04-01-2009, 11:08 AM
Yeah, but did you get them free and by e-mail from a slightly retarded person?
Didn't think so.
Wait, mentally retarded people are passing out Steakums? Sweet Holy Jesus, where can I get in on this action?
Where is the "How ever the trash can cooks them" option?
BIG PIZZLE
04-01-2009, 01:57 PM
Why would I eat that?
I have never tried this shit
NOTKyle
04-01-2009, 01:59 PM
But there are 0 carbs per serving!
But there are 0 carbs per serving!
I'm sure shit doesn't have any carbs either... how do you like that cooked?
mongo
04-01-2009, 02:00 PM
that picture makes me feel ill.
Hoser
04-01-2009, 02:01 PM
But there are 0 carbs per serving!
25 billion mg of sodium makes up for that.
NOTKyle
04-01-2009, 02:01 PM
I'm sure shit doesn't have any carbs either... how do you like that cooked?
Shit HAS to have carbs in it.
And frozen solid please. Best for space docking.
IdiotBrain
04-01-2009, 02:23 PM
Where is the "I'm not Jericho, therefore I don't eat microwaved bullshit." option?
Jericho
04-01-2009, 02:34 PM
Bitch, you don't know me!
mongo
04-01-2009, 02:41 PM
Where is the "I'm not Jericho, therefore I don't eat microwaved bullshit." option?
hey faggot, how'd that guinness chugging go? huh? oh that's right, you're a fucking pussy. now gtfo.
WET HOT MESS
04-01-2009, 02:44 PM
I've never had Steakumms, but I'm really craving for steak and then some lasagna followed by some cheesecake or tiramisu. And then maybe an ice cream sundae with hot chocolate syrup laced around like lubricants during foreplay.
BIG PIZZLE
04-01-2009, 03:21 PM
More like Craig Killbone'd.
Rafczy
04-01-2009, 03:25 PM
I've never had Steakumms, but I'm really craving for steak and then some lasagna followed by some cheesecake or tiramisu. And then maybe an ice cream sundae with hot chocolate syrup laced around like lubricants during foreplay.
You're knocked up.
WET HOT MESS
04-01-2009, 03:34 PM
I'm gunna be huge.
IdiotBrain
04-01-2009, 07:26 PM
hey faggot, how'd that guinness chugging go? huh? oh that's right, you're a fucking pussy. now gtfo.
Hey mongoloid, I never saw any betting lines.
But please feel free to overreact to a comment someone made to.... someone else?
hatepoppy
04-01-2009, 07:27 PM
Hey mongoloid, I never saw any betting lines.
But please feel free to overreact to a comment someone made to.... someone else?
didnt look very hard.
hatepoppy
04-01-2009, 07:28 PM
http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?t=18336
mor like idiotplain. as in plain fucking idiot.
IdiotBrain
04-01-2009, 07:28 PM
nope, I didn't.
Never got a PM saying "going down at xx time" or saw a thread or anything of that sort.
so..... this is not my care face
hatepoppy
04-01-2009, 07:30 PM
negged.
IdiotBrain
04-01-2009, 07:34 PM
this is not my care face
the creeps
04-01-2009, 10:20 PM
that shit looks foul.
The GWD
04-02-2009, 12:10 AM
Where is the "I'm not Jericho, therefore I don't eat microwaved bullshit." option?
You cook them on the stovetop, 'tard.
If you seriously want to make a sandwich outta these things, you need like 5. Shit's thin as hell.
IdiotBrain
04-02-2009, 12:24 AM
Sorry.
Where is the "I'm not Jericho, therefore I don't eat processed bullshit." option?
Edited for accuracy.
The GWD
04-02-2009, 12:26 AM
Sure, you don't eat anything processed. You live on a farm and live off the land. Hippy.
Bastard
04-05-2009, 03:54 AM
I’ve tried steak-umms because who doesn’t love steak and the picture on the box helps sell it but steak-umms is a nasty, horrible food from hell. I imagine it is similar to that meat that brundle fly sent through the teleportation pods.
Black_Sun
04-05-2009, 12:18 PM
I’ve tried steak-umms because who doesn’t love steak and the picture on the box helps sell it but steak-umms is a nasty, horrible food from hell. I imagine it is similar to that meat that brundle fly sent through the teleportation pods.
How can you say that? Steakumms are great. I remember always looking forward to steakumm day in elementary school. That shit only happened like twice a month. It was like christmas when I realized you could buy them at the store and make them at home.
the creeps
04-05-2009, 04:26 PM
the name sounds like dog food. like beggin' strips.
Bastard
04-06-2009, 02:47 AM
How can you say that? Steakumms are great. I remember always looking forward to steakumm day in elementary school. That shit only happened like twice a month. It was like christmas when I realized you could buy them at the store and make them at home.
You poor bastard. That may have been child abuse. I can honestly say that steak-umms are the worst frozen food item that I have ever tried.
the name sounds like dog food. like beggin' strips.
My dog refused to eat steak-umms.
These look like a close relative of the Snausage.
Black_Sun
04-06-2009, 06:39 PM
My dog refused to eat steak-umms.
And I'm sure he licks his own asshole too, so what does that say about his culinary tastes?
Bastard
04-07-2009, 10:46 PM
My dog refused to eat steak-umms.
And I'm sure he licks his own asshole too, so what does that say about his culinary tastes?
I assume it means that according to my dog, it thinks Steak-Umms taste worse than ass, garbage, leather goods and its own vomit.
Black_Sun
04-08-2009, 05:54 PM
I assume it means that according to my dog, it thinks Steak-Umms taste worse than ass, garbage, leather goods and its own vomit.Touché