View Full Version : Would You Have Sex With Michelle Wie?
jemeske
04-03-2009, 05:34 PM
If the opportunity presented itself?
Just curious.
I would stick my wee wee in wie
Daydreamer
04-03-2009, 05:47 PM
She'd probably knock my ass out with a 9 iron before I got close to her, but if the opportunity arose then I'd try for a hole in one.
Fuh Q
04-03-2009, 05:57 PM
I'd repeatedly sink my balls into her holes with my 9 wood
Yes. Joke about golf terms that sound like my penis going into other golf terms that sound like her vagina.
http://www.sportsbookworld.net/files/2008/08/michelle-wie.jpg http://dontcostnothing.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/wie.jpg http://www.iconocast.com/000000000000010/J6/News1_0.jpg http://www.golftout.com/michelle-wie/images/MichelleWiePicture-001.jpg
Genius
04-03-2009, 06:40 PM
Maybe if she could win a few tournaments first. Fucking loser.
Datači
04-03-2009, 06:41 PM
http://i40.tinypic.com/ogfl9z.jpg
Maybe if she could win a few tournaments first. Fucking loser.
That's the beauty pagent rule. You can't date the winner, she'll date the best and there's someone better than you. But dammit those table scraps are still nice looking, and have no self-esteem.
jemeske
04-03-2009, 06:43 PM
I certainly would let her drive my golf cart. Wait, does that work as a sexual reference?
Edit: I'd like to go for her green in two.
Damn it.
I certainly would let her drive my golf cart. Wait, does that work as a sexual reference?
Make sure you tour the rough. It's surprisingly well groomed.
jemeske
04-03-2009, 06:48 PM
I wouldn't mind getting caught in her sand trap, if you know what I mean (BONING).
Don't drive too hard for the hole. It's always better to lay-up and at least get par.
}{arlequin
04-03-2009, 06:56 PM
i'd like to stick a couple of her clubs into her
Datači
04-03-2009, 06:59 PM
I dunno what are you sick fucks talking about, but i would have sexual intercourse with that woman.
Genius
04-03-2009, 07:01 PM
Penis, hole, flag, club, balls, rough, putter, shaft, wood, titanium, fringe, hook, wedge, flop, layup, vagina, bogey!!!
mongo
04-03-2009, 07:03 PM
http://media.worldgolf.com/wg_blog_media/golf-for-beginners/Wie2001.jpg
}{arlequin
04-03-2009, 07:03 PM
what's the sexing equivalent of a handicap?
what's the sexing equivalent of a handicap?
Being me
}{arlequin
04-03-2009, 07:15 PM
jesus! what does that make osu??
jesus! what does that make osu??
s50K65PNeBU
mongo
04-03-2009, 07:18 PM
jesus! what does that make osu??
full retard.
full retard.
DON'T EVER GO FULL RETARD
Will-Kill
04-03-2009, 07:33 PM
You m-m-m-mmm-m-make me happy.
Yes I will put a hole in one in her hole.
the creeps
04-03-2009, 07:41 PM
http://i40.tinypic.com/ogfl9z.jpg
come on. no one has a good yawn face.
Bastard
04-04-2009, 05:18 AM
I bet she is a real tiger in the sack.
Archetype
04-04-2009, 05:34 AM
She can jack my nick lots anytime.
jemeske
04-04-2009, 09:51 AM
I would extensively survey her green before putting. That's for sure!
BIG PIZZLE
04-04-2009, 10:00 AM
A wise man once told me, "I pitty the girl that I wouldnt have sex with."
This thread proves she could do about 50 golf-related porn films before they ran out of titles.
Daydreamer
04-04-2009, 10:28 AM
I wonder if she wants to put a Tiger in her tank?
zaphrodesiac
04-04-2009, 10:37 AM
yes, creampie, and if god has a sense of humor she's knocked up
janois
04-04-2009, 10:54 AM
I'd play the back nine.
I'm surprised that one hasn't been used.
WET HOT MESS
04-04-2009, 09:29 PM
I'd hit it. But not with the face looking at me. Maybe if I sat on it.
Phil Theehor
04-04-2009, 09:46 PM
Assuming she's legal... Good God, yes.